₦airaland Forum

ah ah no comparison na, facebook win handsdown. it has chatting, minute to minute expressions, picture sharing, messaging, etc

But me love nairaland when its time for some exclusive blogging

Specialist900:
That means once i an ready for the governorship of lagos my agenda will be to transform ajegunle to new york

best analogy so far

Abuzola why are you muslim people so attacking, is everything Jihad to you?

If u no believe in Trinity good for you life goes on BUT no you muslim go wan cut person head cos dem no believe in mohamed, na by force?

KunleOshob:
Soludo is a global ICON with a tried, tested and proven track record. I beleive he should be supported in his dream to transform his home state.

Kunle you joking right?

Talk is cheap my brother, He aint gonna do shit, No be the same ish we hear from Obasanjo, now yar adua?? My point is Politicians are bunch of sweet talkers,

see question u dey ask!!

Ah M.I aint got no competition in rap for naija. Even though he hardly speaks pdigin in his rap he is so real, Naeto C is good but get too much yankee flavor, Sacue kid good but no get the Naija swagger at all--like excessive tatto's and frequent N word, he is more Akata,

namun:
@fayahsoul
what is it with you and displaying how little you know
fash did the right thing, if you are not okay with it look for the nearest stream in your village and jump inside. there is NOTHING YOU OR ANY OTHER GOD FORSAKEN BASTARD CAN DO
GET LOST
MIND YOU MY ANCESTORS ARE EDUCATED AND HAVE PRODUCED THE BEST BRAINS SO FAR IN THE WHOLE OF WEST AFRICA

namun:
@igbo boy
pleas we dont want illiterates or okrika sellers on this thread

SO na u come go school pass abi?

Haha you ancestors are educated and you talk like this? why didn't the education trickle down to you na?

Am gonna be on this thread and there is nothing you can do about it apart from whine like a b!TCH

And oh yea dem hausa's gonna be back to Lagos guaranteed so I dont even have to do anything about it, Keep acting like say na your papa get lagos EWU,

YOu remind me about white Americans being disgusted about all the diversity they see But the can't do nothing about it, Yea you gonna keep seeing hausa's igbos, urhobo's, Edo's, Ijaws and so on in Lagos and there is nothing you can do but whine like a B!Tch

Ignorant ewu

xsey:

no problemo, i for tell u more about igbo burial rites and such but me i no know. popsi no too expose me to burials like that (fortunately no immediate family member is dead) and i com grow for warri wey no be igbo area so my knowledge is limited,

there are probably some info online that could be helpful though

Ogaga:

no be lie, those days boys for warri dey voke,

Imagine the time wey i dey SS3 i come dey laugh one guy for Jss1 becos the prefects wey be my friends obtain im shoe, Na im the guy say bros na me u dey laugh? I was like see this small boy o, i go tear u slap, na im i slap am, O boy na im the smallie say i don price, you know for warri if u price u must to buy.
I know no say this guy bros na Confra guy, O boy dey block me for school for one week straight, Dem dey tell person? As a correct guy wey no wan chop unnecessary beat na im i miss school for that one weeek

Warfy Boy:
When i came to Lagos from Warri in 2006, the people i met here were kind of behaving strange, whenever i get to a new State, City or town,. i always behave my self, watch very well, before "i go show my talent say me i be proprer Bendel Guy"

then i do not understand Yoruba at all, when these Yoruba guy, "nw my friendz" asked me for a favor, n i helped them with whatever they want, they will take it as if i am sutpid, they will speak Yoruba and later end it with "see Maga" as time goes on, i _stood all they were saying, then i laughed in my mind "al these pipo never know say, i don tear eye from my mama belle"

Today they see me as a smart, sharp guy, they respect me alot, now them kno say i just dey pretend like say i kno no anythin b4

lol

Me i do not need the help of Lagos to be smart, I smart kom from Belle, i don tear eye 4rm smal pikin, so anytin wey dey happen na "Revision" lol

If u wan tear eye go Benin or Warri, then kom back to Lagos kom do Revision, i dey always tell my Yoruba friends say if dem wan go school, make them try go school for South Sounth, at least make dem tear eye, all there thinkin be say na Lagos life for end,lol

area, dem kno reach

hahaha guy u funny, na revision indeed,

If no be for warri i for don dull pass olodo na, Thank God say na for Area dem breed me so I know no shaking my eye don tear finish,

Ogoro must jump

bros no fear probably na just depression which is logical,

no forget say for delta state we get, Urhobo/isoko, itsekiri, Ijaw and igbo,

Since you said she is from aniocha area, she is thus igbo( kwale, anioma, ndokwa and such areas of delta state are all parts of the wider igbo group) and so would most likey have the igbo tradition when it comes to mourning

^^his reign is over? says who?

the guy dey count im money una dey hate,

Warri how i missed thee, place where i for grow.

those days we dey run things for demonstration sec schl com dey fight dom dom mingos shuooo, memories

Abeg free me small body no be sickness, E get one day one kosini boy wan obtain me cos me i just dey crisp with my white outfit (even the sole for my white shoe na white). People for the area trip that day na. I give am stainless for on top kpoto kpoto, i.e even sole 4 under my shoe no stain, ah ah na warri we dey o, Dem dey tell person? Free me

I no no say igbo has so much admirers o, Igbo this, igbo that every day for nairaland,

And for all those effing igbos claiming to be Jews una dey craze, Igbos are Africans,

I aint no jew, arab, white BUT African and Igbo

If arabic is to be inscribed, i dont get it, Is it that we are arabs, or we all speak and understand arabic?

I would have prefered an indigeneous Nigerian language or to keep tension down, ENGLISH, But oh well, Nigeria is run by Arab-wannabe mafias so its their way abi no be so?

I chop winch? Me die for a God forsaken country, CHineke ekwe la ihe ojoor!!!!!

ah ah na bad belle na!! What else? its all Jealousy period,

Nigerians una sabi criticize, a little pat on the shoulders is not bad,

The pictures were impressive, the problem of lack of visitors could be tackled by the Fed Govt allaying more resources to either the Ph airport or any other in that region to accomodate international and national travellers, also dredging the river Nigeri, creating ports in that areas helps to boost economic activities there and hopefullly the place would be bustling in no time

Kudos cross river

Niger_d:
specially to the moderator, the picture in the original posting was not human head, and u ban me from posting on nairaland, just for the love of the forum and the joy derived from hearing other people's view in making correction and taking steps makes me to re-register, i can't say and i did not in any way c any human head in the picture posted on this post, as above

i've been there before, at times these moderators dem dey do over sabi,

bidemi12:
@bialegend and beaf Must you communicate always through aggressive responses. In fact, must you contribute at all? If you cannot converse in a logical, composed and respectful manner then nobody wants to hear from you. HABA!!!!! Una be small pikin?

I wonder,

A-town:
That is cos you are not a LARGE SCALE IMPORTER OF goods and commodities that require foregin transactions.

Olodo. So what happens to the construction industry that relies heavilly on importation of machinery and raw materials alike.
What will happen when a select few start importing fuel at the expense of others (local/nigerian importers) because they have the cash. They will control the market and the effect of deregulation will be lost due to the monopoly. Are you ready to buy fuel for N120 in November?
Of course our reliance on imports is not good. This however is not a positive but a negative for us. Also, a drop in importation can not guarantee increase in local production because of the energy costs. Comppanies have moved to ghana my friend.

Bialegend:
You dare not bring that your useless awusa illiterate mentality here. What provision have you made for local production to gear up before embarking on disrupting foreign importation? You should take that your brainless discuss to www.kanoonline.com where your almajiris will hail your madman thought without first thinking for themselves as it's their trait.
This is how your useless illiterate awusa people destroyed nigeria and still have the guts to defend their madmen actions. Tomorrow, some iddiots will come out here to write that it's only the elite that destroys the country. Look at what kind of response a human being is given in this situation of sanusi's madness policy only because he is from the same northern nigeria as sanusi. Nonsense!!!

In as much as I agree with both of you that Abu-Maryam post was short sighted lets tone down on the bashing,

Abu MAryam No country is an Island, No country can produce all she needs, She still needs to trade with others so thinking that this is a good situation for Nigeria is wrong

^^^ see catching

candylips:
master pass master

indeed, power dey pass power b4 nkor

Ikeyman wetin be your own?

Well clans are more along family line/loyalty/descendants but doesn't mean they speak different language, so ur boy becomrich was wrong

My profile picture is me when I was 15yrs (throwback) now I am in my early twenties so I look just like you have me on your profile pic

Do i look like him facially? umm if thats me i guess Yea

Enjoying cali?

oh i see,

why did u post my pic as your profile pic?

Am alive and kicking thanks to the almighty, havent seen you in threads recently

THE AMAKA:
i didnt say it was wrong!! SHEESH!
didnt you see me laughing? i think its hilarious that people type this much.
im just saying, its not like i said it was wrong or stupid that they did.
watch yourself.

Amaka take am je je, no be fight,