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my saffa abuela!

software:
My dear, she don't need to go through those stress. Even the people at the Board of plastic surgeons dey smoke Gari,

Take care

oh really? what a coinkidink!

spoilt:
@ software
garri makes me younger. why spend money on botox when i can just drink garri/ it truly is my fountain of youth.

then you need to go and share this info with them at the head quarters of the board of plastic surgeons,then wait for what will happen to you

a 24 carat ring!

nimiomo:
back to you

he he na fight ? " "

Irock:
Yeah I do, whats your email add, Imma send it to you.

abeg am interested too oh my email is on my profile

ok so you both have the hots for each other! so?

why are you building up yourself for a fall?

once you start knocking - boots with him be ready for:

1: the situation between both of you to get awkward( if what you both feel is infatuation,and thats the vibe i get from your post)
2: once he get tired of you rejection because he is definitely going to move on
3:petty and side remarks from your co-worker because they will definitely get to know
4: or you might just be very lucky! he truly loves you so nuttin spoil

in any case office romance never ends well beware!

scamming 302


spamming 101 " "

iice:
Gawd where to start Info is sketchy. Then there's the generalization thing I believe women are all the same are you kidding me? Did you include your mother/sister(s)/cousins in that generalization? How will we support you if we don't even know what you are rambling about?

laughing my big beautiful butt off

crazy country, despite the kolomentalism , i love that place oh!

iice:
Crazy country but i love it and it's craziness

so true

_subscribing!

ayefele200:
were, omo ale, tani iwo,

right back atcha! a million fold


Kiss my ass oponu!

mukina o gbo nattin!

Donzman:
I[b] could get you the audio, quit this Youtube behaviour![/b]

Grandmaster Flash & The Furious Five - The Message

bill gates son please get me one bikonu!

odesin!



@topic


Mista xfo -afo kedi and tum kere


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnJB2vB1Tgg akwa ibom delight!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3xd1ynwlb4

sup twinny

an oldie but goody
Lagbaja -Gra gra



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qvgSrvw4eb0

[quote author=I-man link=topic=55959.msg1147573#msg1147573 date=1180220781]I no need to talk details,just know that I flew all the way from Lagos to London like a bird.You jealous [/quote]ROFLMAO! " "


jealous of baba-dibia?

hummmmmmmmmmmmm
so you are babas handiwork?

pekele ! pekele!

like a bird you say? on a broom? with feathers?

@man you and baba need to explain this things oh!

Ngwa post a link! " "

ha ha ha wonder! wonder!

baba you need to prove the efficacy of your powers to us oh!

show us what you gat!



^{p.s: no minded all this shudrens jare} " " _{wetin them sabi?}

[quote author=I-man link=topic=55450.msg1147474#msg1147474 date=1180218458]That picture is real That was our unit(I am the person in the background) in Nasariya,Iraq.[/quote] you don crase finish!

Nasariya ko! islamabad ni

@topic dont mind him he is drunk!

awwwwwwww what you chucking about oh! " "

pmdaboh:
Hello. , I am very respected and looked up to for marrying a Nigerian man;

its not in our culture to disrespect foreigners 9jerians are very accommodating

pmdaboh:
[color=#000099 Nigerians felt that since I am African American, the family's status was lifted to a higher level. It did not matter that my skin color, as was said, is brown-skinned, just because I am African American, and my husband is Nigerian, it was like "he had arrived".

hummmm depends on the kind of family you were marrying into ,and their social and economic status

pmdaboh:
H
. In Nigeria, seeing mixed couples, might take some getting use to it, but in America it is really no "big deal".

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what is there to get used to? its not a new phenomenon ,its been happening even before @topic was born

mixed marriages abound in Nigeria, a lot our sons and daughter go outside the shores of Nigeria errday and they bring home foreign women or men as their wives or husbands its not something new abeg !

aint no 2 ways about it , you need to stop applying relaxers to your hair

if you love ur hair that much and you don't wanna cut

you should start braiding it or fix the sow in weaves over a long period of time

to allow your our natural hair to grow out

Beware: the permed part of your hair may start to fall off ,hence the need to eventually cut the permed part!

Vieira:
Kai!

I don't old o!

No one remembers the original nigerian hero called Powerman??

If I was to create a new naija hero he would have:

The ability to defraud a villian of all his powers in 10 seconds. = superintellect

The ability to answer a question with a question = mental confusion power

The ability to blend in any culture like a native = Chameleon powers

The ability to say omo Ghana and make it sound like an insult. = Sonic manipulation

The ability to deceive myself that I am too much for everybody = illusion casting

The ability to be found in any country in any obscure part of the world. = teleporting

The ability to pack 50 kg in a suitcase and make it weigh 32kg at the airport = Mass/Gravity manipulation

His name would be Ojabokofo-Omo-Na-bouncing

haha i loff this super hero oh

ojabokofo omo na rubber !

@ topic cre whaaaaaaaaaaaat " "

better find a good nanny!

there are good schools in 9ja you just need to find em!

Sweet T:
@Obo_nyummi
You are one gross female. You need to take that picture on your profile down and grab yourself some class ! You are every Mother's worst nightmare . Olosi Onisekuse !

stop getting emotional he or she has so many sexual yoruba user names and profiles on Nairaland hey!

your head will spin!

obviously its having the desired effects on you " "

mukina2:
ikame bawoni

omo i dey jare

mo wa!

iwo n ko?

salsera:
remedies anyone for when your hair breaks off at the hairline?


what can one use to fastrack the growth?

yes my hair is natural

depends on where you live, look for nexus vitatress product line or organic roots stimulator temple balm and fertilizing serum or murad hair care products

desist from doing tight braids that pull on your hair line

segoye2:
Ogbeni Ikamefa, se ire ni babalawo daadaa, oda na, ole ran mi lowo ni yen kee

ha ha! maka ogbeni?

ngbo haywhy won ba e wi!

haywhy:
Egba mi ooooooooo! Mi o she nkan kan fun ikamefa ooo!
Abi kiwa lode ti kole soro?
Owo temi ree loke fun fun nene oo

babalawo eke you go soon wound!

" "

haywhy:
Ikamefa oo. ose se fe ma she bi obinrin ni!
Iwo n gbiyanju, o n tiraka! Sugbo ko to.
Nje iwo ti le mo oruko ti oogun n je ni?

Arakunrin, ti o ba ni ife si ikamefa, o le je ki n mo ni tori wipe oti yaju si mi. Ma ba e de mo inu agadagodo, yoo si ma se tire titi aye

ROFLMAO! " " very funny!

o le se nattin! ologun eke!

agadagodo nikan ni?

you for find safety pin!

efizii ti poju!