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okkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk!

how una dey? its been a while 

what a gwaan in hia? 

mon twinnies i dey greet oh!

missed me? 

xpagnol:
hey my fellow whisky guys,
whas this thing about lightin up a cigar after enough freaky?
a habit or necessity,
plz comment.

definitely a very bad habit!
wetin the smoke and nicotine dey for una sef?

ok so after party nko? muki? " "

abi wey all the isi-ewu, edikaikong, and pammy? abi na sour-soup we go use?

how are me loffs?

twinny wetin do you i nor dey see yah break-lights again oh

that ondo babes are stubborn

igbo guys  are  randy

ijebu  guys are liars  

@ topic is right on the money on the friendship thingy

[quote author=25%more link=topic=186253.msg2975767#msg2975767 date=1224650135]honestly, you can't because people are not constant they do change, so he might be the best everything in the world but once married he becomes the next worst thing in life. the idea of dating or courting doesnt really make any difference, because some people have a PH.D in pretending, they will hide their true colors then once married u will start seeing  RED.  isnt this the reason why most people always say "oh he wasnt like that when we were dating he just totally changed" just like when men want sex they will say or do anything in the world for u but once they get between ur legs you now considered "far back"[/quote]i also agree with the above post , but if  you are serious  about someone, and you feel  he might be the one , then nothing should stop you from testing or gauging his reactions to certain situations to know who he really is on the inside!

Outstrip:
Sure he willchange and so will you. The bottom line is that you can only pretend so much. You just have to know what his core beliefs are.

gbam!

lace , handcuffs an heels " "

maleke - who stole the meat from the cooking pot " "

mukina2:
i nor see am . spawnie drink am

happy! happy! baffday muki ^hic

erhmmmmmmmmm somebody said i nor bring palm wine?


oya gbam!

na lie jor!

lovely stuff!

the 1st episode is funny as hell

especially the guy acting the daddy of the house part " " totally in love with his broken English

the 2nd episode is not all that

only the beginning , where maleke was panel-beating the child !

" "

ok its another year!


[size=18pt]HAPPY BIRTHDAY MUKINATU[/size]

For your birthday ,i gat you some   youssou

some koffi

how about some magic systems




Birthdays come and go each year,
Today is yours, so don’t you fear.
Conversations fill the air,
We have joined you since we care.

Funny jokes and laughs out loud,
We will always be your crowd.
Many friends you haven’t seen,
How long has it really been?     _{3 million years ago} "  "

We shall dance all through the night,
Until our spirits are truly light.
Celebrate our dearest friend,
A birthday poem, we wish to send.

_{by Martin Dejnicki} 


Happy birthday muki,

May Gods  love always surround you!

May his favor and blessings always be yours 

[quote author=Ruby_Pearl link=topic=185356.msg2966512#msg2966512 date=1224460004]Ask a naija man for #20, na race he go take waka![/quote]#20 most can still afford    ask 'em for like 850 thousand whatever for starters ! "  "  _{then eyez go begin shine!}

Start asking for money
huge unreasonable  amounts "  "

or

tell him you need him to donate one of his body parts "  '
for a relative e.g his eyeballs, his liver or one of his kidneys

or

find a good male friend of yours and stage a sex scene "  "
make sure the dude you are trying to scare off walks in at a very good " orgasmic" time

or
start to act out when ever the dude comes around you! 

  ^{try any of the above na relay race the dude go carry waka!}

Muyi Authentic in ibadan!

@dockey

are you also a plastic surgeon?

Moyola:
has d poster finali met IIce?

yeah prolly in his dreams! " "

mukina2:
iice go tibet
she say she nor go come unless i stop to dey beat you

hahahaha muki i don ask tire ohhhhhhhhhh

gimme my sapele water! " "

hummmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!   

9ice, soulE , lateefat, gbenga, 500thousand naira in manchester! "  "

_{why fish dey smell for this thread na?}

NeoBlack:
[flash=200,200]http://My Girl[/flash]

she's like my life

gbam! that right durr! is the magic phrase abi na sentence? 

@topic  just marry the girl and live happily ever after! "  "

mukina2:
ask iice na

she get am

yeah right ! when iice nor dey na im you dey talk dat thing!

wey the iice now?

mukina2:


soapy bottle wetin?

nor tih am to drink o . na likkle girl

hehehehehe! see persin wey dey yarn

you sef you drink pass tortoise " "

so how your pikin nor go sabi drink?

gbam! i don land. " "

oya oh baffday gal werrin we dey take celebrate?

long soapy bottles?

Happy ! happy! baffday oh,next year we shall be going to MARS to celebrate yah baffday

muki i nor dey like ojoro oh
gimme ma thing ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

mon twinny how body?

oh my loff see plenty chingums

na chop and quench i dey so oh "  "

lai lai i  can neffa forget that thingy "  "

i go chop chingum but gimme ma sortin na? 

Creamish:
did i hear someone say PAMMY??     

yes you heard right   if you near his place!  _{*sharpening knives*}

iice:
_{ok it's not really a crazy phase since it's a normal thing i will do} I used the Endurance stick for men (It's for athletes) Also tried the Gillette gel stick for men

he he!  jinx !  i used  to use endurance too  but i stopped 

right now i don't use anything jare , make my armpits dey boom!  i don't care 

the fear of aluminum leaching into the brain causing  ultimately alzheimers is the beginning of WISDOM!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Twinny i want those boots!!!! In purple

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haaaaaaaaaaa! i want em too been looking and search for those particular boots

kiss angel:
how do u overcome these fears and not make the same mistakes again, .

simply have a[b] me[/b] time , in-btwn relationships ,me-time is meant for healing, looking inwards, taking stock of what went wrong in the last relationship,try to adjust accordingly and lastly party like crazy " ' .Before starting a new relationship

DeepZone:
So many people do whatever they can to hurt their EX after  a bitter break up. Are you one of those? Have you considered such a thing before? Have you tried casting him/her on the internet, posting naughty pictures of your ex? gossiping with his/her name among mutual friends and folks?

What exactly have you done before to hurt him/her? Did you feel fine after you did those things or were you depressed the more?

funny enough! am not a vindictive person!

never considered doing any "ish" to anybody

why waste valuable energy or life force  and time  

on one useless ex?

my motto is: waka very far! "   " and keep on walking  

carmelily:
any new meat to be chop? i see one Anonymous2 from afar! see wetin him talk:

hheheheheeh! u sef sabi find wahala  '  '

nor mind am

hin na" new-meat"i dey find ketchup to take roast am wella "  "

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Mon twinny, you dey enjoy my purple rays?
I nor wan know wetin una dey fight over but when e don finish, make sure my pammy still dey stand

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na muki oh , na she no gree send me my sortin jare!

trust muki na! 

she don swallow all the pammy "  '

RuuDie:
boy o' boy. . . . . .  This IICY charade still on    

charade abi parade? 

na today? 

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=183045.msg2938957#msg2938957 date=1223946667]SO are you sure home is really best??  [/quote]you can bet your last dollarkobo home is the best "   '

who cares about internet access when correct lithium  batteries dey to listen to  local radio stations  !

who needs a phone when i can send okechukwu the lorry driver to the next town on eke market day!

who needs access roads when i have my legs or bush bicycle  

who needs light even t.v sef when the village minstrel is entertaining in the village square "   "

yes oh! home is the best!