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gems stones

lots and lots of gem stones

crazykid:
Ika long time how you de?

i dey oh and you?

Ndipe:
, "owo idoho ukem'.

calabar lang?

Ndipe:
In Nigerian, like in the village, you can build a mud house and live there contentedly/peacefully without worrying about property taxes and all that. Yet, you will be ridiculed for living in a 'substandard' quarters. Aint right,

that's why they say east, west home is the best!.

very sad indeed!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=182303.msg2938886#msg2938886 date=1223944736]Sausage[/quote]sausage? "   "

_{una nor go kill persin for hia}

sistawoman:
circumcised men are better. They are better lovers they are better all the way around

I just can't wrap my mouth around an uncircumcised man.

" ' na food?

_{oh ma eyez}

abroad where? Cotonou? Tibet? Afghanistan? Iraq?, Russia? Jaipur? where?

de thing dey too big? "  '

yes i want , you get de one we get pammy taste inside? 

Finally:
Me sef wan meet iice Shuooooo!!!

go to tibet she dey dia!

how e go shock me?

e nor shock you! , the thing go come shock me?

muki you get chingum?

i talk am this girl is high

as high as a kite

e_{rhmmmm wey those salt bags and puppies sef?}

you beat me?

abi this pikin dey dream?

where is your proof? " "

iice nor mind am oh

she don high on paraga!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]I dey try oooo
Mi loffs
Very busy lately.  .  .hope you guys are great
Just passing through[/color]

me loff i will only forgive you because of all this purple rays i dey see so 

we dey hia jare we dey fight for sortin!

[quote author=Okija_juju link=topic=151765.msg2933109#msg2933109 date=1223845514]Question; 20 Naira or less, Does God deserve more??


My Answer; It dosent matter the amount, the questionis what part did God play in earning you the cash.
Lets say I am a practicing criminal (e.g a Yahoo boy), and one of my Magas pays up, does God deserve a fadden?? Remember that he doent support my business, neither does he promise me anything in return even if I split my cheese in two halfs and give him the larger cut.

Secondly, why give your pastor God any money at all?? He said the earth is his, and all that is in it, which means he owns the money so he really shouldnt be bothered weather I give him or not.

Thirdly, Christians have turned God into like some old school Godfather like mafioso, who comes every sunday to demand protection money. His collection agents then make it look like the more money you give the more protection you get.

Moreover, the amount we put in the tray no matter how small is only part of a drop that makes an ocean. Lets take an example from a church like Redeemed with over 1million members worldwide. Assuming every body puts 20naira every sunday, multiply that by 20, you get 20million every sunday, Isnt that more than enough for the church?? Not forgetting that you are not actually putting 20 naira, because by the time you count the number of collections in one gathering, added to the merchandise you'll purchase from the church, you find you that you have actually given them over 500naira for no service at all.

Further more, the bible says nothing about the minimum amount allowed, so I might as well give him a coin. It don't matter.

Moreover, Its your money, you can do as you please. it don't matter.[/quote] chei! chinekeeeeeeee!

mukina2:
biggg bagsssssssssssss

na them i go use troway for ur face and give u a salty punch with my puppies join

"  " i don laff tire

big! big! bags abi?

oya oh send them to me quick !

mukina2:
. i get salt bag

i don laff scatter for hia at this post above

hahahahahahaha muki u nor go kill me oh

salt bags? Small ones or big ones?

nor be only wounjure

if you need new things , go and meet our uncle warren for help

my own be sey just send dat thingy na

^{i don dey loose ma temperature again oh} " "

if warren buffet na our uncle then

you is rich as well so

by foxxxxxxxxxxxxxx nor dey dia

just send me the thing i dey ask you since shikena

see yah mouth! 
new efri-thing koo  new something ni   

i look like bill-gates pikin? 

annyplenty:
my friend's father died about 2 years ago. his last wife who was in her mid thirties was about 5 months pregnant then. now she has given birth and the baby is well above one year. now the family is saying that the eldest son who has divorced his own wife, should marry d wife his father bequeathed so that he can help to raise d child and have somebody to take care of him too. D woman did not object but the man his showing some serious concern and worry. he is yet to give his own opinion. what should he do. the man is seriously confused.

this is a common practice in 9 j a even in yoruba- land

@ topic if he does not want the woman , no need to be confused he should speak up! abeg wey the confusion in this matter now?

mukina2:
bribe me first . . .

i don bribe you tire na so people dey ask me whether i get provision kiosk for jxn
from bazzoka to trebor wetin i neffa take bribe you?

okkk oh! wetin you want?

gala? " '

_{ok make i change tactics} " "

muki sugar,honey,maggi in my soup, the fly in my beans,the milk in my tea
send me dat thing na?

have a humongous " emeka"    shikena  

huh?

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Ahhhh mi loffs
Have missed you guys. Thanks for everything

What was given to me? Been hazy recently

We still dey celebrate independence here ooo Party freaks [/color]

haaaaaaaaa! me loff tis lovely to see your purplish iicey hues once again " '

nor mind muki she sey she give you dat thing

mukina2:
my lufffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff



[s]haaa you sef not so loud, i don't want ika to hear that i didnt gif you nothing[/s]

she want to lose her temperature for me

i don loose am tey! tey1

muk iyou go wound!
if i nor get dat thing now! now!

na the apology thread!, it takes a matured mind to do this

Creamish:
[size=15pt]WARRAHELL!!![/size]

Why are u still bringing poor spawnie into this matter?? Havent u caused him enough damage already?? Shame on u lot!!

as if you nor follow dem chop the spawnie!

carmelily:
Olympics must recognise us
.

yes oh! "   ' na me go win the gold medal , my own go pass micheal phelps !

carmelily:


@Dual core

ngwa ngwa, submit yourself.

"   ' hahahahahaha! wey the boy sef?

mukina2:
i gif her na . she  get am . ask her well na

muki you did not give twinny nattin
_{i carry spawnie beg you,nor  make me loose my temperature oh !}

gif iice ?
how persin go dey find ma trouble like dis?

my spawnie? nahhhhhhhhhh!
we go find anuhther thing take replace hin head
maybe a bicycle or yam- tubers or goat head sef! " "

mukina2:
DC
you don come again o

that last winching experience nefa do you anything abi?

nor mind this nwantakere!

we wan use hin head practise ! " "

how bodi me loff?

i don ask u tire wey ma own na?