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handelex:
Lolz

Illimitable - A lobotomized doofus and a jackass.

An ego-challenged cretin mentally equal to 2yr old girl

I already told you - you are worth nothing.

If Clifford Orji had sex with Kemi Olunloyo, you would have been their lesbian daughter.

The way I get you in your emotions tells me you have more female hormones than male. I am pretty sure you are on your period.

Olodo!

benji93:
.You don let high-IQ man get to you. ;

He’s my puppet. I can pull the strings anyhow I want and he would jerk.

Expert17:
Alabi no sabi anything

What do you expect from a goat that failed WAEC 16 times. When his pastor asked why he kept failing, Alabi said he has dyslexia.

Expert17:
But but Mourinho has won all available trophy in club football

He has same UCL with Sir Alex Ferguson

OLE started coaching around the same time with Tuchel and Pep......what has he won?

Alabi said winning at Molde is equivalent of winning Champions league.

BARAJ92:
Pochettino finished in the top four for more than four consecutively seasons what was Mourinho position in the three seasons with Man Utd

What did Pochettino win at Spurs in almost 6 years he was there?

If you can find any trophy he won, you have won this argument.

You have 20 mins to respond.

BARAJ92:
Klopp didn't win any trophy in his first 3 season in charge of Liverpool so progress is not by the amount of trophy you won.

Your selective amnesia forgot Klopp played Europa league final in his debut season and lost narrowly to Sevilla?

Ole cannot get into a final in almost 3 years - why are you comparing him to Klopp?

Olesexuals like dumb comparisons.

BARAJ92:
compare the last 2-3 seasons.

Compare what?

Expert17:
Mourinho should just win the carabao cup first

Alabi and his minions will be romancing a rope or smooching a can of SNIPER in the night if Mourinho wins a trophy before Ole.

handelex:
Illimitable that the parts of his peabrain has refused to align with reason. I hail thee.

Handelex - the equivalent of a used douchebag.

The feeling that you get when you hop outta the shower after a one hour bath and now you have to shit.

Code word - your entire existence is a disappointment.

Expert17:


He stabilized the cup

Olesexuals in the swamp.

By the time we are done with these dorks, they would carry their anti-Mourinho agenda away from Nairaland to their village meetings.

handelex:
Hehehe look at this adulterated slowpoke bereft of cognitive thinking ranting like a castrated stray dog talking about schooling someone

Let me reiterate again you blithering idiot, if you can't show where Poch finished a season on 14th place at Spurs like you claim then your existence to humanity is waste. Till you do that oaf, you're not going anywhere.

You want to disgrace your lineage again, don’t you?

TrebleChamp:
You are right Doc, it's indeed the FA Cup. This qualified United for the European Cup Winners Cup which Fergie also won in 1991. The Cup winners Cup is even lower than the Europa League Jose won in my opinion, cos the Uefa Cup and Cup winners Cup were merged to form the much better Europa League. Thanks for correction jare...

That Cup Fergie won in 91 was the first time English clubs were allowed back in Europe after Liverpool had all English clubs banned from Europe between 1985-1990.

Fergie’s first taste in Europe for United - he won the cup
Jose’s first taste in Europe for United - he won the cup.

Ole’s first taste in Europe for United - ?? ?? ??

Help me fill in the gap.

Expert17:
OLEsexuals run leave Handelex behind

Handelex wey no get sense.

Imagine having a poster boy for stupidity as your spokesman.

handelex:
Listen here you Mongoose, if you can't use that your Google to show me where Poch finished 14th at Spurs then you're nothing more than a junk file in a recycle bin.

At least Ole is currently 2nd now, where is Jose on the log again? And if you want to talk about Jose's sack at United I'll still school you that it was more than being 6th that got him sacked.

You are a slowpoke.

Ole didn’t finish 2nd in that season and he didn’t finish 2nd last season. So comparing him to Jose already tells me you reside thousands of miles from logic.

So going by your idiotic logic, Ole met United in 2nd and then finished 6th & 3rd plus zero final and that’s your best comparison to Jose?

Isn’t it about time you confess to everyone you are a bellend? For how long do you want to be pretending you are intelligent when I make you swallow dust every week?

You would school me? This half baked hamlet secondary school dropout wants to school me? Ordinary logic got you in your emotions and now you want to school me?

You should school yourself out of your intelligence poverty first, olodo!

BikeMan:
In Ole first taste of a decent job, he ran the club down and finished 20th. The guy had to run back to Norway. He's back in England now losing semifinals to a transfer banned Chelsea (lost 3:1) and quarterfinals to the likes of Leicester (lost 3:1). Let's not even talk about crashing out of the CL group stage. But na Mourinho scummies dey concentrate on because coach with 13 years managerial career noh suppose win trophies.

The more you think about it, the more you question the thinking faculty of Olesexuals. It’s like they fight each other for the grand prize of who’s the most stupid.

Raumdeuter or Ram-Idiota was also asking why Mourinho couldn’t win CL with Ronaldo/Kaka while neglecting the managers before Mourinho who had Fat Ronaldo, Zidane, Figo, Beckham, Raul and Owen in the same team.

Expert17:


Increase the volume

Like these people don’t understand any logic at all. I set them up with small bait and they fall inside like the fools they are.

handelex:
You my friend definitely gives a shit else you won't be mentioning 14th upandan here like a parrot.

Please use that Google of yours to find out whether Poch finished any season on 14th place while at Spurs.

You are still on this halfwit highway, you slowpoke.

Mourinho met Spurs at 14th. Whether he did mid season or end of the season is irrelevant. Mourinho took the job when 13 clubs were ahead of Spurs.

So for you to lie Spurs were in top 4 before Mourinho tells me you have no shame. It tells me you are a pathological
liar.

If we go by your idiotic logic, it means Ole met United in 2nd position because Jose didn’t finish 6th at the end of the season in 18/19 - so we should go by the final table of his last full season?

Just look at how you have brought shame on your local government area.

KingAlabi:
Explain this photo you dropped

I don't seem to understand it with my low IQ

If you want to be stvpid at least pity your seeds now, we can't have more stvpid people.

Your stupidity was magnified when you said 2 legged ties is the same as the half time of normal 90 minutes game. That was when I decided you are not worthy to be posting on this thread.

If Man Utd beat Madrid 1-0 at Old Trafford but lost 10-0 in Spain, the record books will have those games as 1W, 1L for the two teams.

Man Utd lost the first half against Spurs by 1-0 before scoring 3 unreplied goals in the 2nd half. No record book will ever say Spurs won 1 half and lost the other.

So Mr Alabi, how’s a 2 legged tie the same as half time of a normal game? The problem with morons like you is the intransigence to foolishness.

Have some shame, King.

handelex:
Lol it has to do with the simple fact that Poch never finished any season with Tottenham 14th. Now deal with it.

No one gives a shit where Poch finished his season. The point is where Mourinho met them and the job he had to do to pull them up.

Spurs were 14th on the table in middle of November when Poch was sacked. You can use google to find out if you don’t believe it.

handelex:
Wasn't United at some point 14th this season, izzit their current position now. Pochettino would have finished higher than Mou even did.

What does that have to do with anything?

Where did Jose meet Spurs in November 2019? Where & what they would have finished is not relevant.

Anyone could argue Jose would have finished 2nd before he was sacked too.

Pochettino would have finished higher than Mou in the same season this happened?

Embrace some shame, boy.

KingAlabi:
Says an idiot that said there is a second legged comeback. which is different from a comeback

Stvpidity is free, don't abuse it.

Baba IQ, if you can't see what is in front of you, at least pity your kids.

Look at this glorified idiot.

2nd leg comeback is a thing but you are too stupid to grasp the concept and I am done educating a window licker poster child.

I listed Mourinho’s comeback games - you argued Ole has the same feat and your best example was a tie of 2 legs.

Pearls before swine. I am the former, you are the latter.

patrickmuf:
I don't understand, so Mourinho should have bottled the Europa or what exactly is your point? Remember, Van Gaal took us the UEL...

That’s their stupid argument.

Mourinho should have gone into that competition to lose so they can have another excuse that he’s finished.

He won it outrightly and took United to CL - Olesexuals are still complaining.

Meanwhile, their god of failure is almost 3 years gone without a trophy. Since Ole has been here, Arteta won FA cup, Lampard got to a final, Tuchel is in a final.

Olesexuals are fools.

KingAlabi:
Doesn't Mourinho have a winning mentality with Tottenham?

Abi na carabao cup be im standard now?

I don’t debate with morons.

Take your filthy gutter argument to a beer parlor.

nitrogen:
Omo, Ole go get problem o. TT should not win a trophy, Poch should not get to UCL final, Mou must not win Carling, and we must win Europa.


Hmmmmm, I pity OGS.

Ole can’t get into a final in almost 3 years. Europa cup is his last hope. If he bungles that, it’s until next year - and by then he would have had 3+ years without a trophy.

I wonder what Olesexuals will use as excuse if that happens.

BikeMan:
KingAlabi, we are in the FA Cup final again. When will your own coach and “best midfielder in the world” take you to a final?

Suffer noh dey tire you?

This is what happens when you get a manager with a winning mentality. Winners always win.

That’s another manager that got a job under a year and got to a final. Meanwhile, the window lickers on this thread keep deluding themselves that Ole is making progress.

handelex:
Tell me Olodo, so Tottenham finished that season 14th?

Poch left them at 14th.

Jose met them at 14th. He didn’t meet them in top 4.

Today is Chelsea/City game?

I will be back for the window lickers later.

handelex:
Tottenham under Poch
Top 4
Top 4
Top 4
Top 4
CL final

Tottenham under Mourinho
-6th
-Europa league QF lose to Jdbdhhejshhsnenjdhdbbebsbbs..
-Currently 8th.

Thunder fire all Mourinho spambots.

Top 4
Top 4
Top 4
Top 4
CL final
14th

Your selective amnesia missed that bolded bit, Olodo?

BARAJ92:
How many Balon d'Or or world best coach did Mourinho have. Guardiola has more than him.
How many IFFHS world coach have Mourinho won since 2008 when Guardiola start his coaching career.
How many Onze d'Or coach of the years does Mourinho has.

Guardiola achievement is far superior than Mourinho.

Was there a Ballon d’Or coach award when Mourinho won CL with Porto?

Have some shame, bro.

raumdeuter:
Mourinhos predecesor at Spurs made the CL final, when will Mourinho make it?

Yeah, he made it with these results

Real Madrid
R16
R16
R16
R16
R16
R16
Semifinal(Mourinho)

Man City
Semifinal(Pellegrini)

Q/final(Pep)
R16(Pep)
Q/final(Pep)
Q/final(Pep)

The only people who think these two scenarios are the same are window lickers.

raumdeuter:
2017
2018
2019
2020

City failed to make the semi so they are underdogs

They are not underdogs, they underachieved.

Pep inherited a team that got to the semifinals. He spent £800m on the same squad and failed to get to the semifinal in 4 different attempts.

That’s not an underdog story.

Mourinho, however, took a job where the club hadn’t gone past R16 in 6 seasons and he took them straight to a semifinal.

That’s overachievement.

This feigning to be stupid is really making you look bad.

raumdeuter:
A new manager with City will be inheriting an underdog? Try to be clear

Pep has now achieved what his predecessor achieved albeit after 5 attempts. The hoodoo is now broken.

If a new manager had taken over City at the start of the season to achieve a semifinal, he could win IFFHS award on that strength alone.

But now, the hoodoo is broken!