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at 26 she looks like this...at 36, arthritis, diabetes, hypertension and all the other health anomalies that are usually attributed and associated with excess body mass would have sent her to the great beyond or better still a permanent residence in an Indian hospital. |
[/b]Grossly and supersonically gay. But transfer that to my Amaka, my one and only omalicha and I will be in heaven[b] |
way back |
best of |
her punaaaani will be such a beauty to behold if clean-shaved. |
me too. |
uihebom: when will you grow up? Why you no wan get sense why why why !!!!when Imo stops being the state with the most expensive bride price. when all the over-aged nubile women in Lagos stop being Imo women. when most of the sex workers in Lagos stop being Imo women. when most of the 419ners in Nigeria stop being Imo indigenes. when most of the Igbo people in Lagos who have NOT seen their village in the last 30yrs stop being Imo indigenes. MORE LOADING...IF YOU LIKE WAIT!!! |
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CrazyMan: So how the hell were they able to graduate in the first place?during my time at Yikpata, Kwara State, i met someone who studied Arabic and could barely bite and write few English words because he was taught in Arabic. Most of the things he wrote were written in Arabic. |
naptu2: http://www.punchng.com/news/air-force-decorates-first-female-combat-pilot/check her kitty wellu wellu, she might be a hermaphrodite going by her facial outlook. #justsaying# |
she is just there to provide p.u.s.ss.s.y support to the commanders. |
back in the days one would have wondered what was in there but thank gawd for the shildren of today, without paying shishi they give you a freeview of their content. |
oh yes, i do...we use original palm wine to transport them down to our bowels in my village. more nutritious than a billion-Raina cassava bread. |
shocking |
Ada Nri1: Nigerian Banks n age cap. A lot of smart people were not able to finish school early because of diff reasons ranging from, 1. Know sm1 get addmitted, if not, keep applying. 2. Financial probs. 3. Strike. 4. illnesses that made them defer. And a lot more reasons.you sound like a victim. ![]() |
Hehehehe |
Again? How long are we gonna put up with these uncircumcised nomads? Sovereign State of Biafra is all we ask for. |
ok, we don hear...NEXT |
i can afford even 20X/day but i most times because of my job schedule. sometimes once or twice and some other times none at all but in between gala, meat-pie, burger, la casera and diet coke in the car is the other of my regular working day. |
RED BUTTON ALL THE WAY OF THE GAME. A BIRD AT HAND IS WORTH MORE THAN ONE MILLION GEJ IN ASO ROCK. |
Hei god |
Okokobioko |
any time the word VETERAN starts a thread on Nairaland the last word is DEAD. Just my observation. RIP. |
i hope they dont get stained in the process because there is no way one can dig up dirt on someone without getting stained in the process. |
Omo |
adefash: in my own simple contribution as a graduate of electrical engineering and as a professional engineer. the difference btw an engineer and a technician is the diff btw a mesical doctor and a nurse.An engineer is a professional who has learnt the skill of onverting narural resources into goods and services theough the use of scientific theories.a technician learns ghe skill of conatructing the design of an engineer.takw for instance an electrician may know how to wire a complete building but may not know the reason why a particular wire gets buent every time. an engineer comws up with the best dezign for a particular building and will still find out the cause of the wire getting buent always. he will also give processional advice.what grade did you graduate with? lets say you were to send a soft copy of your professional advice to one of your clients, do you think they can comprehend and interpret your advice if you were to commit this kind of grammatical blunder in your diction and syntax? Cant stop wailing for the caliber of graduates we have today in this country. |
adefash: in my own simple contribution as a graduate of electrical engineering and as a professional engineer. the difference btw an engineer and a technician is the diff btw a mesical doctor and a nurse.An engineer is a professional who has learnt the skill of onverting narural resources into goods and services theough the use of scientific theories.a technician learns ghe skill of conatructing the design of an engineer.takw for instance an electrician may know how to wire a complete building but may not know the reason why a particular wire gets buent every time. an engineer comws up with the best dezign for a particular building and will still find out the cause of the wire getting buent always. he will also give processional advice.what grade did you graduate with? lets say you were to send a soft copy of your professional advice to one of your clients, do you think they can comprehend and interpret your advice if you were to commit this kind of grammatical blunder in your diction and syntax? Cant stop wailing for the caliber of graduates we have today in this country. |
[quote author=الملكي فوق الله]Big Ole Black Nasty Evil Biitch...My Type of Gal.... [/quote]please dont forget to tell your next of kin to place your obituary on NL. I will be watching |
oyeleyemaureen: it has improved fantastically in lagosplease write for your area. Lagos is like a country so you cant use your locality as a yardstick to ascertain what is obtainable elsewhere on a wider spectrum. |
in my area Satellite Town, Lagos, electricity supply is at its lowest ebb. candles, lanterns, torchlight, i-pass-my-neigbor and fire-wood lit environment is the order of the night. |
[/quote]please dont forget to tell your next of kin to place your obituary on NL. I will be watching