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CelebritiesRe: Eniola Badmus Is 26 Years Old by illuminutty: 11:15am On Feb 03, 2013
at 26 she looks like this...at 36, arthritis, diabetes, hypertension and all the other health anomalies that are usually attributed and associated with excess body mass would have sent her to the great beyond or better still a permanent residence in an Indian hospital. cry cry cry cry *mourning her in advance*
HealthRe: Photos Of Man With Butt Implants by illuminutty: 10:42am On Feb 03, 2013
[/b]Grossly and supersonically gay. But transfer that to my Amaka, my one and only omalicha and I will be in heaven[b]
SportsRe: Ways Nigeria Can Beat Ivory Coast by illuminutty:
way back
CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Breaking Out Of E.m.e,(see Pics) by illuminutty: 5:51pm On Feb 02, 2013
best of [/s]f.u.ck[s] luck
FashionRe: Anita Joseph In "Oleku" Outfit by illuminutty: 5:01pm On Jan 27, 2013
her punaaaani will be such a beauty to behold if clean-shaved. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
CelebritiesRe: Slim Girls Dont Attract Me - Don Jazzy by illuminutty: 4:12pm On Jan 21, 2013
me too.
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by illuminutty: 10:02am On Jan 19, 2013
uihebom: when will you grow up? Why you no wan get sense why why why !!!!
when Imo stops being the state with the most expensive bride price.
when all the over-aged nubile women in Lagos stop being Imo women.
when most of the sex workers in Lagos stop being Imo women.
when most of the 419ners in Nigeria stop being Imo indigenes.
when most of the Igbo people in Lagos who have NOT seen their village in the last 30yrs stop being Imo indigenes.
MORE LOADING...IF YOU LIKE WAIT!!!
PoliticsRe: What Is Imo State Best Known For? by illuminutty: 9:42am On Jan 19, 2013
[/s]Roaches and Nkiru Silverbugs[s] [/s]Roaches are killing silvabugs[s] Rochas and Nkiru Sylvanus. grin grin grin grin grin grin
NYSCRe: NYSC Threatens To Report Schools With Deficient Graduates by illuminutty: 9:37am On Jan 19, 2013
CrazyMan: So how the hell were they able to graduate in the first place?

Who wrote their projects for them?

Who supervised them?

What language did they use when they defended it?

If a graduate of a higher institution cannot communicate in English, then I feel that institution shouldn't be allowed to exist.

I mean how would you graduate a stark illiterate who would go out and make a mockery of your institution...it makes no sense.

The NYSC boss should report those school...
during my time at Yikpata, Kwara State, i met someone who studied Arabic and could barely bite and write few English words because he was taught in Arabic. Most of the things he wrote were written in Arabic.
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Female Soldier Heads To Mali (pic) by illuminutty: 9:29am On Jan 19, 2013
naptu2: http://www.punchng.com/news/air-force-decorates-first-female-combat-pilot/
check her kitty wellu wellu, she might be a hermaphrodite going by her facial outlook. #justsaying#
PoliticsRe: Nigerian Female Soldier Heads To Mali (pic) by illuminutty: 9:24am On Jan 19, 2013
she is just there to provide p.u.s.ss.s.y support to the commanders.
FashionRe: Kim Kardashian Or Sylvia Nduka.: Who Wore It Better by illuminutty: 6:33pm On Jan 14, 2013
back in the days one would have wondered what was in there but thank gawd for the shildren of today, without paying shishi they give you a freeview of their content.
FoodRe: Do You Eat Edible Worms? by illuminutty: 5:26pm On Jan 14, 2013
oh yes, i do...we use original palm wine to transport them down to our bowels in my village. more nutritious than a billion-Raina cassava bread. shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
RomanceRe: Top Ten Signs Of A Desperate Man by illuminutty:
shocking
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Vancacies At Fidelity Bank For OND/NCE Holders by illuminutty: 4:54pm On Jan 14, 2013
Ada Nri1: Nigerian Banks n age cap. A lot of smart people were not able to finish school early because of diff reasons ranging from, 1. Know sm1 get addmitted, if not, keep applying. 2. Financial probs. 3. Strike. 4. illnesses that made them defer. And a lot more reasons.
you sound like a victim. grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Member Arrested In Ex-rep’s House by illuminutty:
Hehehehe
PoliticsRe: Boko-Haram Member Arrested In Ex-rep’s House by illuminutty: 10:55am On Jan 13, 2013
Again? How long are we gonna put up with these uncircumcised nomads? Sovereign State of Biafra is all we ask for.
Christianity EtcRe: Chris Okotie Has No Plans To Re-marry by illuminutty: 8:38am On Jan 13, 2013
ok, we don hear...NEXT
FoodRe: Do People Still Eat Three Square Meals Daily In Nigeria? by illuminutty: 8:25am On Jan 13, 2013
i can afford even 20X/day but i most times because of my job schedule. sometimes once or twice and some other times none at all but in between gala, meat-pie, burger, la casera and diet coke in the car is the other of my regular working day.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Which One You Will Press ? by illuminutty: 6:56pm On Jan 10, 2013
RED BUTTON ALL THE WAY OF THE GAME. A BIRD AT HAND IS WORTH MORE THAN ONE MILLION GEJ IN ASO ROCK.
CelebritiesRe: Nollywood Actors At Enebeli Elebuwa's Tribute night (photos) by illuminutty:
Hei god
FoodRe: KFC Customer Finds Tiny Brain In His Fried Chicken by illuminutty:
Okokobioko
Music/RadioRe: Veteran Broadcaster, Ayo Omotosho Is Dead by illuminutty: 3:16pm On Jan 10, 2013
any time the word VETERAN starts a thread on Nairaland the last word is DEAD. Just my observation. RIP.
PoliticsRe: FG Digging Up Dirt On Buhari, Tinubu — ACN by illuminutty: 10:14pm On Jan 09, 2013
i hope they dont get stained in the process because there is no way one can dig up dirt on someone without getting stained in the process.
FashionRe: Genevieve Nnaji Models Aso Ebi Fashion From Her St. Genevieve Line by illuminutty:
Omo
CareerRe: Are Technicians Better Than Engineers In Nigeria? by illuminutty: 5:33pm On Jan 09, 2013
adefash: in my own simple contribution as a graduate of electrical engineering and as a professional engineer. the difference btw an engineer and a technician is the diff btw a mesical doctor and a nurse.An engineer is a professional who has learnt the skill of onverting narural resources into goods and services theough the use of scientific theories.a technician learns ghe skill of conatructing the design of an engineer.takw for instance an electrician may know how to wire a complete building but may not know the reason why a particular wire gets buent every time. an engineer comws up with the best dezign for a particular building and will still find out the cause of the wire getting buent always. he will also give processional advice.
what grade did you graduate with? lets say you were to send a soft copy of your professional advice to one of your clients, do you think they can comprehend and interpret your advice if you were to commit this kind of grammatical blunder in your diction and syntax? Cant stop wailing for the caliber of graduates we have today in this country.
CareerRe: Are Technicians Better Than Engineers In Nigeria? by illuminutty: 5:29pm On Jan 09, 2013
adefash: in my own simple contribution as a graduate of electrical engineering and as a professional engineer. the difference btw an engineer and a technician is the diff btw a mesical doctor and a nurse.An engineer is a professional who has learnt the skill of onverting narural resources into goods and services theough the use of scientific theories.a technician learns ghe skill of conatructing the design of an engineer.takw for instance an electrician may know how to wire a complete building but may not know the reason why a particular wire gets buent every time. an engineer comws up with the best dezign for a particular building and will still find out the cause of the wire getting buent always. he will also give processional advice.
what grade did you graduate with? lets say you were to send a soft copy of your professional advice to one of your clients, do you think they can comprehend and interpret your advice if you were to commit this kind of grammatical blunder in your diction and syntax? Cant stop wailing for the caliber of graduates we have today in this country.
CrimeRe: Wife Beats Husband To Death by illuminutty: 3:49pm On Jan 09, 2013
[quote author=الملكي فوق الله]Big Ole Black Nasty Evil Biitch...My Type of Gal.... tongue[/quote]please dont forget to tell your next of kin to place your obituary on NL. I will be watching
PoliticsRe: What Is The Present State Of Electricity In Your City/state by illuminutty: 4:30pm On Jan 08, 2013
oyeleyemaureen: it has improved fantastically in lagos
please write for your area. Lagos is like a country so you cant use your locality as a yardstick to ascertain what is obtainable elsewhere on a wider spectrum.
PoliticsRe: What Is The Present State Of Electricity In Your City/state by illuminutty: 4:19pm On Jan 08, 2013
in my area Satellite Town, Lagos, electricity supply is at its lowest ebb. candles, lanterns, torchlight, i-pass-my-neigbor and fire-wood lit environment is the order of the night.

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