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Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:42pm On Oct 03, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt][font=OldMan Book Style]Oh Really. . . . That's Funny. Well, not really what you think. . . Je ecrie un anglaise tre tre bien meme.[/font][/size]

Non ! Tu n'ecrive pas l'anglais. . . . tongue

^{Where are you delectable Maedan. . . .been filling in the gap for you}

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:36pm On Oct 03, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Na Rice. . .
Oui , Je Parle le langue francaise ma cher ami. . . et toi? [/size]

Je parle un peu,j'ecrivez bien. . . . you type english like someone who's translating ^{I may be wrong tho'}.

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:28pm On Oct 03, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
now your poor mind is judging thinking maeden may fall in love with me.

Na beans?

Tu parle francais?

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 10:47pm On Oct 03, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Oh oh so ^Ilussion you have finally learn how to turn comments (((OFF))). hehe. . . Congratulation. Brash!, i have always know you're little pervert of a man. . well done for misqouting and geting me twisted. .
Anyway if your respond is NO , then stop this your patern of indirect ~~Jealousy~~ Jeopady. . i remain on my ground.[/size]

Just messing with your mind mehn. . . same way lucifer's messing with your soul tongue

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And its illusion not illussion. . . . .

Back off . . . . . .the girl is mine angry

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Vs Sunderland (2-2) ,saturday At 5:30pm by illusion2: 10:30pm On Oct 03, 2009

Where's Cristalz?

I wonder what happened to her very 'versatile ' MANURE today . . . ? undecided

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 10:29pm On Oct 03, 2009

Yes o ! We need to deal with those arrogant guys from london wink

I was extremely upset MANURE escaped with a point today. . . .Sunderland deserved all 3 points. . . . this game can be unfair cry

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 10:25pm On Oct 03, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]. . . .And how is that supposed to be your [s]^Fucking [/s]^expletive Bussiness. . . ? do ^{should be Did} i should be in caps i.e I snatch your wife? [/size]

This is the literary section. . . your command of grammar is not surprisingly, very poor. ^{Unless you're here to improve same}

My corrections in red. tongue

And no,you didn't snatch anybody

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 10:00pm On Oct 03, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]No oooo, haba! i cant do that. . . .,how can i laugh @ you . ~~C'mon baby~~ keep em coming, i luv reading your untittle Document. [/size]

Stop referring to her as 'baby'. . . .call her maedan,ok? angry

Sports › Re: Germany Vs Nigeria (U-20 World Cup) [3 -2] Ouch! by illusion2: 9:56pm On Oct 03, 2009

Mr Siasia,never give the captain's armband to a striker. . . . . . wink

Christianity Etc › Re: How Noah Carried 2 Whales? by illusion2: 1:48pm On Oct 03, 2009

[quote author=the_seeker link=topic=332006.msg4656466#msg4656466 date=1254518523]Noah did not carry whales or the entire animal and plant kingdom in the ark as wrongly recorded by the bible. Scientist make a mockery of the Noah flood because the bible wrongly cliams it was universal flood and every thing on earth outside the ark perished

the quran however correctlyy narrated that the flood was local only to the people of Noah and environs. Meaning his conservation efforts is only for native species and there was no break in human civilization. scientist have conclusively confirmed that an extensive flood occured in the mediternean basin during this time

this is just one of the few example of how bible makes religion a joke in the face of science. The quran on the other hand is 100 % scientifically and historically accurate. I am open to any challanges(with evidence) on the contrary[/quote]theseeker? don't deceive yourself. . . . . cheesy

. . .by saying what you're saying will only make yourself feel better not change the facts,ok ?

land creatures needed to be saved in the Ark not marine animals. . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 8:58pm On Oct 02, 2009

maedan:
ill2, I admire your optimism regarding our beloved team . More of that, people. That's why YNWA!!!!

Thanks dearie . . . .with you around. . . . .no walking alone for me o ! kiss

Business › Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by illusion2: 8:57pm On Oct 02, 2009

gadogado:
@illusion2

why are you so stereotypical, your propaganda is evil.

gado,how i de stereotypical na? undecided

I'm just stating facts. . .I agree with your idea of rotational presidency any way. . . makes perfect sense wink

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=325012.msg4649917#msg4649917 date=1254439590]illusion2, one of de beauty of democracy be say, people get right to practice their religions as dem see fit, without people like you calling it hypocrisy. if kano people choose to practice shariah, dat one no concern you. if ya own people decide to go worship stone, na una business be dat. problem dey start when you begin tink say na ya own religion you want to impose on others.
me i no go enter debate about religion with you because na useless affair be dat. but if you tink say you must erradicate de beliefs of Kano muslims before ya country go progress, I'm afraid e no go work.[/quote]I never intended to dictate religious policy to anyone. . .my grouse is with hypocrisy- Arab people,who received the qu'ran directly,are blood relatives of the prophet,don't need visa to visit the Ka'abba. . . .don't cut off people's hands for stealing or allow Almajiri. . . but overzealous Africans do. . . if thats not hypocrisy. . tell me what is?

Similar things also happen with christianity however,the only problem is that Christian hypocrisy is not given legitimacy in government/politics. . . I sorry,sorry o ! cry

.

Solution is simple. . .remove religion from politics. . .emphasise HAusa/Fulani/fulfulde/shuwa arab TRADITION over religion. . .leave religion personal ^{don't flog my sister becos she put on trouser or I no keep 'gemu} & it will be well with Nigeria. . .Amin wink

Politics › Re: Nigeria's Achivements In 49 Years Of Independence? by illusion2: 10:53pm On Oct 01, 2009

Lets get the view of Prophet Eedris embarassed

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9o0udrHk8M&hl=en&fs=1&"[/flash]

Business › Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by illusion2: 10:18pm On Oct 01, 2009

[quote author=ndu_chucks link=topic=325012.msg4647192#msg4647192 date=1254407114]ajami dey for every currency except the new ones. una don dey spend de money like dat ever since de first naira currency was issued. methinks we get bigger issues wey we suppose to use our brain power to solve rather than dis one.
more important issues like de marginalization of our common people of de niger delta, and the almanjiris of de north. all these people be God's children too.[/quote]Methinks ,my country's currency shouldn't have ~~arabic~~ ajami on it,cos we're africans tongue

We can't solve any of Nigerias probs ,if the hypocrisy continues. . . . . . .a thief is caught in Arab Muslim country ,he/she gets sent to jail,a thief in African Muslim state in Secular 'ONE NIGERIA' . . . . . . .hand gets cut off sad

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Gov Shekarau(Kano) ^{who I previously admired for his eloquence} says nothing wrong with Almajiri as its perfectly 'Islamic'. You go to direct decendants of the Prophet(Arabs). . . nothing like Almajiri.

Our very religious northerners feel 'Arabic' education is more important than anything else. . . .the arabs spend all they can to acquire 'western' education. . . . So until all these hypocrisy ends. . . sorry,sorry o !
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwBBDpiuzaM&hl=en&fs=1&"[/flash]

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 10:09pm On Oct 01, 2009

maedan:
Thanx dgreatrock.
But if we must digress, I've always wondered how an Atheist could also claim 2 b a Satanist. You don't believe God exists, then u think Satan does? I don't understand d contradiction. Atheists shouldn't believe/follow any religion: even Satanism

its called dementia ,my dear. . . . . now back to more interesting stuff ^{*rubs his hands together*}

Business › Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by illusion2: 3:13pm On Oct 01, 2009

sheriffman:
Today is first of October,just a day after the new naira notes were released,I have just had my first feel of the 50 naira note on ploymer and having done a thorough look at the note,I fail to find any writing on it in Arabic.

So fellow NLs wat was all the fuss about?

@ poster i remembered I didn't like the topic of your post cos it was obvious you didn't read the papers then and didn't even listen to the CBN briefings.

But you can be forgiven if you say that Sanusi wants his name and signature on a Nigerian currency.

What about 100,200,500 & 1000 ^{we take style get plenty currency sha} ? someone confirm no 'ajami' or 'arabic' before we can say Uhuru ! wink

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 3:10pm On Oct 01, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]I Dont Identify myself with any Religion madness not talking about RELIGION as a whole. My own theory on satanism i believe in reality . I do not believe in some imaginary Deity hiding somewhere unknown. . .Peherps many have mailed me Concerning this issue of Satanism thinking when a person is satanist he/She is saving another guy called"SATAN" yeah. . they are wrong. if there is Satan, Im the One. . .You are the Satan and if there is God, Im GOD and you are God. Religious folks have find so many things so Confussing to the extend they feel so proud allowing some so called books to control their life. a book that refuse you to be happy agreeing with the negative and the psotive act same time, brain washing people of weaker brain.

so get it simple and Clear satanism is not a religion,.i dont identify myself with Religion. . religion is a great disease.[/size]

So you're not a deist? then you're an atheist my friend. . . .remove the satan toga & welcome to the real world ^{which I dnt entirely approve of however} cheesy

. . . . I'd prefer you said you are God than Satan. . . yuck !

Or are u just seeking attention? . . .google dementia tongue

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 2:33pm On Oct 01, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]illusion2 i knew you love them Ladies most. . . ^{Spoiled Child!!} ,What do you mean by saying i need to stop? huh. .you're better sound like the funniest Comedian. Satanism is not a Religion my dear. . .its just a Lifestyle and no Offense therein. . .

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Ok. . . so what religion do you identify with? undecided

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 2:21pm On Oct 01, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]C'mon stop squeezing your face as if i gave you dirty slap. . .smile⁴Me[/size]

I prefer women . . . . . . .sorry ! tongue

But seriously,you need to stop this sh*t cheesy

. . . . . . . . . better you dnt have any religion than crossing over to the dark side,ok? wink

Meanwhile,where's lovely maedan. . . .my Doctor of Letters kiss

^{haaaaa , *sighs in contentment*}

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 2:14pm On Oct 01, 2009

ogaga,u need to drop this satanism nonsense.

I've googled your name ,you're all over cyberspace looking for friendship ^{and I presume love}, no one's going to get associated with someone with dementia my friend. grin

A word as they say is enough for the wise . . . . . . tongue

Meanwhile how Abidjan? Was there some years back wink

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 1:54pm On Oct 01, 2009

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]Jairzinho i like that, you can say that R'Over and Over again. . . , The Only Satanist then on Nairaland but now i got so many deciples in the brotherhood. Yeah Yeah Yeah i changed from Italic lol. i prefer the Old man book style. . . [/size]

I bind you in the name of Jesus. . . . .get thee behind me satan(Matt 4:10a) . . . . . . tongue

Ogaga4Luv:
[size=13pt]dgreat abeg free the guy let em express his mind . . . afterall the given topic is offtopic too. ^"Untitled" Abebayor is a correct dude and was just referring to illussion the magician . that Guy is always very fast in "Paranoid"- ^see Squeeze face like shit.lol , anyway. . .i guest i didn't offend someone with my post. . . . ?.
[/size]

What do you mean by I the great illusion2 being 'paranoid' ?? huh

Business › Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by illusion2: 8:45am On Oct 01, 2009

gadogado:
so i guess you feel like you've won something, you're victorious right?i dont see anything wrong with arabic on the naira and i dont mind if theres no arabic on the naira,i dont think most average northerners care either way!

I haven't 'won' anything. . . . .it just common sense,reasons extensively discussed above wink

Business › Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by illusion2: 11:59pm On Sep 30, 2009

gadogado:
there is arabic on the naira, i can read that stuff, its there so its not off yet,and it wont be off!!

Those are the old notes my friend. . .

Literature › Re: Untitled by illusion2: 11:47pm On Sep 30, 2009

maedan:
Hi people
I would luv 2 continue the teen tale soon.
It's all in my head, it's just time 2 put it down I need.
Next episode coming up!!

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Christianity Feminine And Islam Masculine? by illusion2(op): 12:56pm On Sep 30, 2009

mex004:
Pls be aware dat the greatest & subliment power of often simple patience

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by illusion2(op): 12:53pm On Sep 30, 2009

To tell you the truth,the Fiorentina game ,no bother me one little bit. . . .we will qualify from that group,no matter what & to be candid teh EPL is top of my priorities this season,we have about 8 really crucial games (Home & Away against MANURE,CHELSKI & GONERS + one game each against MAN C & Spurs),if we can avoid defeat in these & possible win 80%,we'll be closer to the title.

kiss

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Fiorentina - Liverpool,2-0 On Tuesday 29th September 2009 by illusion2: 12:25pm On Sep 30, 2009

maedan:

_{@ill2, take heart ehn my dear .}

No mind them jare 'sweetiepie' kiss

Christianity Etc › Re: Is Christianity Feminine And Islam Masculine? by illusion2(op): 12:23pm On Sep 30, 2009

Nezan:
Islam was built on the foundation of lies, deception and violence.

KunleOshob:
I am of the opinion that true christianity is hardly being practised today. However if I am to comment I believe true christianity is divine and beyond human comprehension whilst islam is a man made creation plagiarized from the bible hence the carnal, masculine and oppressive nature of the religion.

No need for this . . .do you agree one is feminine & the other masculine?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Fiorentina - Liverpool,2-0 On Tuesday 29th September 2009 by illusion2: 11:18am On Sep 30, 2009

tkb417:
i tot Rafa said Torres was invincible?

And where was Rafa quoted as saying this. . . ? undecided

You people like fight ? kai ! grin

Business › Re: New Naira Notes! Arabic Is The Reason? by illusion2: 10:05am On Sep 30, 2009

gadogado:
these guys, you make me laugh, i have figured out that the only reason you are attacking northerners and claiming theres is a northern agenda of domination of the country is simply coz yar'adua is the president, as soon as he leaves, and the power rotation moves back to the south, you guys will stop talking about "northern agenda" in other words, you guys are simply competing for power which is healthy in a democracy especially in multi cultural societies like nigeria.

gado,im in the least interested in where the President is from,Im more interested in the northerners getting educated,so that every Friday isn't turned into a nightmare for southerners who believe in ONE NIGERIA &decide to live in the North(I missed death by whiskers in the Kaduna riots of Feb 2000,so i know what im saying). I am interested in politics of ISSUES & dats why i currently don't associate with any political party.

IG:
@illusion2, That word in bold was borrowed from Arabic and means "I swear by Allah". It's like eye still neva open my friend .

I know its arabic. . . . . Ii live in the Gulf & I have absolutely nothing against any tribe or muslims. . .Im just concerned with the hypocrisy in Nigerian muslims approach their religion,its a different ball game here. . , they respect you and live their lives , . . .

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Fiorentina - Liverpool,2-0 On Tuesday 29th September 2009 by illusion2: 12:36am On Sep 30, 2009

Cristalz:
Tottenham 2 - 1 Liverpool (16th Aug, 09). Same team United defeated 3 - 1. Happy?
Sad how fans let their ''love'' blind them to the deficiencies in their team.

Stay there admiring Fergie while Liverpool keep floundering like Arsenal. If you like hit your head against the wall. . .United remain a more versatile team than Liverpool. You really don't have to like it.

I'm not ready for all these tit-tat Goner-manure arguments. . .the point im making is dat all the teams have room for improvement & its certainly flawed to point fingers. . . . goodnight.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Champions League: Fiorentina - Liverpool,2-0 On Tuesday 29th September 2009 by illusion2: 12:11am On Sep 30, 2009

Cristalz:
Replace your ''maybe'' up there with a resounding YES. Your statement above roughly summarizes my point.

If y'all are not some cheap team, then for Pete's sake quit producing game plans like one. Quit being that predictable, that. . .cheap.
Rafa 'moved things around' and your team messed up bad. Fergie moves things around and the team soars. Spot the difference. Liverpool lack versatility, end of.
Sowwy sir. . .on my way back.

You must be kidding me : Burnley 1: 0 MANURE on 19th August 2009 (the same team Liverpool mauled 4:0 & Spurs walloped 5 nil),Fergie has qualified for UCL 12 seasons consecutively ,with 2 wins to show . . .I beg live dat side. You're so 'versatile' we hit u hard at OT 1:4 last season,spare me I beg. no one is saying one team is better than the other ,but MANURE have room for improvement ,so does liverpool,don't start preaching to me my dear tongue

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