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Romance / Re: 30 Things I Learnt About Life, Career, And Relationships Before Turning 30. by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 11:02am On Mar 31, 2021
number 11 is a wow.....More blessings bro.

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Romance / Re: He Came Under My Sheet And Guess What Happened ( Pictures) by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:51am On Mar 31, 2021
Beautiful lady..
Romance / Re: Surprised Her With A Million Naira (pictures) by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:48am On Mar 31, 2021
Their is nothing bad in helping a lady, but make sure u can do the same for ur fellow male, family relation and those in need......
Romance / Re: My Father In Law Called Me Back To Collect My Bride Price, What Should I Do? Nig by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:44am On Mar 31, 2021
U are a useless man, go and collect ur bride price.....The father should no listen or agree for any settlement...I hate nonsense
Sports / Re: Nigeria 3-0 Lesotho: Fans React To Substitute Paul Onuachu Volley Goal (Photos) by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:39am On Mar 31, 2021
paulolee:
dt goal.meed...our new papilo..
he is even my namesake, I jus dnt know why all Paulo are very talented in football like paul schols, paul pogba, paul onauchi and the greatest paul lionel andreas messi...we good abeg


You are very correct boss, Messi Paul
Politics / Re: Governor Zulum Shares ₦325m and Food to 100,000 Households in Monguno by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:35am On Mar 31, 2021
Authoreety:
This guy should be in the presidency next tenure


You have said it all.....make Dem pair him with osibanjo.....

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Family / Re: Her Family Told Me To Marry Her Corpse by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:14am On Mar 31, 2021
legal age in Nigeria may b 18years, but even at 20, 21, 22, even 23 most children u Cal adult cant take reasonable decisions... Ok she died in your boss house, she was his maid, she gave him one of her kidney, ok what are the steps your boss is taking. You just got ur self into mess if your boss who is suppose to play 99.9 percent of what ever role the family is demanding for...
1) Your boss should come into the matter no matter were he is or what ever he is doing.
2) If you and your boss visit her people your boss should b the one marrying the dead lady.
3) If your boss decide to pay deaf ears, if u are going alone make sure u go with at least 20 of your frnds, most of Dem should b male.
4) I will advice you to see to the end of the issue because they will fight u spiritually if you pay deaf ears and the outcomes won't b good to talk about.
5) Before you embark on any journey make sure you pray, fast and seek the face of God...
6). Never refer a person for house maid, everybody get village and poor people for their village......

May God guide and preserve you in Jesus name.

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Family / Re: Her Family Told Me To Marry Her Corpse by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:55am On Mar 31, 2021
James4358:
Should her family carryout their threats, Are they spiritual side effects to marrying a corpse? am already in a relationship that w'll tie the nots in no time. Does it mean i wont get to settle down if eventualy i perform her marraige rites? To be sincere,. Av seen comments here suggesting we forced her. We never did. I lived on my own while she was with my boss. She was certainly of a legal age when she accepted to do this. My boss took care of her parents and her salary was very impressive. She was given an appointment into the correctional service where we work as compensation. I never knew what went wrong because i work in the north central part of the country. Currently am planing to travel with her corpse to her home town fro lagos. I already sent an advanced party to meet with her family to help calm their nerves. Am only 29yrs old and has never had such an experience before. Family men & ladies, how do i handle this situation?



remove the word compensation... A kidney is almost a 100million naira in Nigeria currency..

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Food / Re: The Grasscutter My 404 Dogs Killed This Morning.. by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:44am On Mar 31, 2021
rita25:
ABEG BORROW ME THE DOG I HAVE A LOT OF GRASSCUTTERS IN MY AREA

You go bring ur state of origin certificate, make we know say u no b akwa ibom, or calabar...I no trust uu

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Food / Re: The Grasscutter My 404 Dogs Killed This Morning.. by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:42am On Mar 31, 2021
OBALOLA55:
EVEN GOD NOR GO FORGIVE YOU IF YOU SELL THAT BUSH RAT. TRY ARRANGE AM MAKE YOU GIVE THE HUNTER SMALL CHOP

Yes ooo. if him sell the meat next time the dog will eat alone.

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Food / Re: The Grasscutter My 404 Dogs Killed This Morning.. by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:41am On Mar 31, 2021
[quote author=LifeOfTrigga post=100329974]
Na sell I wan sell m o [/quote
u want to sell, brotherly. Enjoy ur self, wetin u wan sell...

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Politics / Re: Danladi Umar: Shameful Statement By CCT Chairman On Banex Plaza Fracas - PM News by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:31am On Mar 31, 2021
Biafra dey Abuja? When you step on another man's toe because you feel you are above the legal law, the illegal law will catch up with you and you may not be lucky to testify because you are a disgrace to grace......

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Romance / Re: see one story wey i read by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 11:38pm On Mar 30, 2021
Bouz:
Chai Baddest guy.

bad guy, him go drug the girl she go pass der go den u will call him bad guy in prison..
Romance / Re: see one story wey i read by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 11:36pm On Mar 30, 2021
If better person ask the babe out now, she go say am in a serious relationship..... nonsense
Morale is one good characteristics of a relationship, money is a bonus.

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Crime / Re: Man Burnt To Death For Insulting Prophet Muhammad In Darazo, Bauchi (Graphic Pix by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 10:48pm On Mar 30, 2021
[quote author=Kubernetes post=100347231]Case A... He was burnt because he stole 20k in the market.

Case B... He was burnt because he insulted the prophet.

Case A.. In the last one year, up to 5 people were burnt to death in the south by irate youths just because of stealing. The punishment for stealing in the Nigerian constitution is prison sentence. It means these southern youths are stupid and wicked.

Case B... The punishment for insulting the prophet in the sharia law is death sentence, yet the person went ahead. Killing him should be pronounced by the sharia court and not the youth. Besides, Sharia stipulates that the person should be subjected to mental test to ascertain his mental status.

For those accusing Islam, do u know that if you abuse the North korean president, you will die by hanging? I don't know why some people just hate Islam naturally. If you continue this your hate, you will die by hatred.


So u are justifying the killing of the young man. Are u to fight for a God, or his servant?.
Northern Nigeria is facing Boko Haram and serious treats from bandits and all they know is killing Dem self and strangers for a so called religion, why not use the same energy to face their fears, their weakness, and short comings, I don't blame you guys, I blame the useless Nigeria government in both federal and state level. na so Boko Haram take start

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman With His Wife, Lizzy, And His Parents (Picture) by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 7:08pm On Mar 30, 2021
more Grace papa...
This is the kind of blessing every man dream about, Imagine been bless like Apostle suleman and your parents are this strong like his.
This is call prosperity, blessings in all dimension......
Father the grace of Prosperity in the life of your son Apostle suleman, let that grace begin to manifest in my life and also Nairaland members who believe in the same Grace in Jesus name...

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Religion / Re: Apostle Suleman With His Wife, Lizzy, And His Parents (Picture) by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 7:01pm On Mar 30, 2021
Zzor:
The pastor that can't keep his thing in his pants.His wife is beautiful but he's still not satisfied.

Pls don't say what you don't know......
Celebrities / Re: Dbanj Celebrates His Wife, Lineo, On Her 30th Birthday by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 6:56pm On Mar 30, 2021
This is the kind of woman every man should pray and fast for....For a lady to marry a Top class celebrity like Koko master and u no hear any wahala one day....If na me be KOko master I will go back to her family and ask for another bride price.

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Romance / Re: Why Do Women Crave To Cheat When Hurt By Their Man by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:24am On Mar 30, 2021
phenomental40:
I will try my best not to take advantage but no guarantee


lol.
abeg try make e get guarantee na person wife, although most times penis no get sense.

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Romance / Re: My Cousin Sister Is Madly In Love With Me by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:09am On Mar 30, 2021
first of all, ask your family if you can marry her. Some part of Nigeria permit marriages with cousin's.
Romance / Re: My Cousin Sister Is Madly In Love With Me by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:07am On Mar 30, 2021
Jodha:
This sounds like a made up story..
Things dey happen ooo.
Sports / Re: Referee Danny Makkelie Apologies For Ronaldo's Disallowed Goal Vs Serbia by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 7:46am On Mar 30, 2021
Numerouno94:

grin grin So u neva slip?
U remember this song below?
Give me Croton, give me Spezia, give me Parma or Penalty...grin grin cheesy


Una b real character, my Messi people

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Politics / Re: Nigerian Arrested With Girlfriend For Cocaine Dealing In Thailand by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 7:31am On Mar 30, 2021
If you are a woman and your husband reside abroad, after five years if him no send for you or any of your children, or he don't have plans taking you their, my sister he is into crime, or with another wife.....

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Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Pictures Of A Nairaland Member And The Wife by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 3:26pm On Mar 29, 2021
congratulations
Romance / Re: I Need A Girlfriend, Where Are Zzorr And Co? by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 1:24pm On Mar 29, 2021
Them tell u say u go find wife here, Dem no tell u say make u add age......abeg readjust the age from 22.
make e b from 28 to 35.

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Romance / Re: UPDATE On The Girl That Didn't Contact Me After The Date by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 1:09pm On Mar 29, 2021
love is a beautiful thing.....success bro
Romance / Re: Too Scared To Try Again by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 1:03pm On Mar 28, 2021
mariahAngel:


Do you know that the more you type these words over and over, the more you attract uselessness to yourself, and the more you attract uselessness to yourself, the more you become useless to yourself and those around you? (The words stay with you)
That is because, behind every of our action, there's a force.
Every thought, every spoken word, every written word....
And so, in everything that we do, whether positive or negative, there are rewards/consequences.
In other words, you're attracting and heaping curses upon curses upon yourself day by day.
If you're being honest with yourself, you'd observe that you've become more useless to yourself since you started spreading those words.

You insult and mock God's creation and you think there are no consequences? Of course, there are!

These things that I've told you are deep truths.


no mind the guy him need better babe like u, abeg pray for the guy he needs help..

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Romance / Re: Opinion: Women Are The Reasons Men Treat Them Badly [My Experience] by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 12:39pm On Mar 28, 2021
JaneYave:
Worthy advice, nice of you.Somehow,I find you judgemental in the case of the lady who was attached to you during NYSC. You mentioned that that guy didn't deserve her, you never can tell what attracted him to her. People look out for different attributes in relationships, yours could be intellectual competence


Yes people look at some attribute before dating each other....some guys don't, they are only interested in the sex part. why some ladies na money....

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Romance / Re: Nairaland Man Almost Beat Me Today At Coza by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 12:19pm On Mar 28, 2021
some persons can act immature....Next time if u want to shared something of secrecity, pls make sure u don't have any trace or even a picture on ur profile.....Pls take heart and I pray God gives you the strength to reconcile your home...
Romance / Re: Have You Dated An Older Lady Before, How Was Your Experience? by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 9:14pm On Mar 27, 2021
if you are lucky to find an older woman as a wife, with good character....you will go far.....
If she is ok as u describe, why not settle for her.
Age is just a number and a thing of the mind..
I will advise you go for her...
Romance / Re: 10 Things You Should Never Do For A Girlfriend. by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 8:42pm On Mar 27, 2021
Jodha:
These are actually things yhu should do for a girlfriend...what is this world turning into?
.


He does all.....in Nigeria we write the opposite of our character....

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Romance / Re: Too Scared To Try Again by IlufoyeOlamife(m): 8:31pm On Mar 27, 2021
Thecuriousone:
These days I feel so lonely, I miss being loved yet I’m scared to give love a chance once more.

First of all, you need to cross this stage of heart break and start your normal life again.
most times u don't get what u want, not because u not Beautiful, intelligent, hardworking, or smart.

When a relationship ends, is another opportunity to find someone better. make friends, free your mind, you may fall inluv again and be lucky this time...

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