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kingxsamz:
Like I said, you don't know sh!t about me, so dead whatever information you think you know because you're only deceiving yourself.
Lastly, I'm not a "boy" or your boy. So go and masturbate over someone else.

Samuel you are a boy in Jesus name. Your mother named you a boy, not a girl or transgender. What is wrong with this children of nowadays for God's sake?

EMI lo kan candidates

kingxsamz:
Lmao, man, I've been on Twitter doing my "evangelism", and there's no training going on.
This section isn't just as interesting anymore. So stop trying to figure out my life, cus you're deceiving yourself with whatever you think you know about me.
Sorry to disappoint you but I'm not reading any of whatever you wrote up there. Be easy tho.

Read this boy and overcome this your shameful ignorance.

blancsn1:
But you are not worried about pastors that pound babies, those that feast in human flesh n those that lay church found with several dead bodies. Can you miserable soul see that your wretch of a life is doomed with irredeemable bigotry now

Wondering about them too.

HardMirror:
yes he is. he is one of the major setbacks yoruba land is suffering from. we will be free from selfish useless men like him very soon. nonsense

Hope you're praying and fasting to avoid health problems? You've been very silent this month, have they paid for May?

Winner . i wonder what pastor Bakare would preach next Sunday. i wonder how people still go to his church to listen to his political analysis that he calls prophecy.

DOTian:
The way these northern governors are over dramatizing their socalled support for southern president is suspicious. It all looks like they are playing games by always yelling and brandishing their much vaunted support for a "Southern president" in front of the television cameras, while they're busy clearing every obstacle for the sole northern candidate in the APC, Lawan. The more you look , the less you see. These governors are in bed with Buhari. If you seriously believe that the nnorthern governors will seriously rise up against Buhari to fight for the interest of the South, after most of them openly derided the issue of "zoning", then you are living in a fools paradise.

If they don't talk openly, you'll complain that they have agenda that they should talk openly and clear the air. If the APC Northern governors were interested, people like El Rufai and Zulum would have bought forms. They honorably stepped down in this. It is left for the South to get their acts together.

Good one, in the interest of peace, unity and justice.

kingxsamz:
Lmao, bro said "and gone his way". I thought he'll protect his children at all cost, even in his own house where these same children went to seek his presence. I thought he'd send angels to be beside them in times of trouble, I thought you said he's omnipresent. Yet our brother here said he goes his own way. Like a deadbeat father who abandons his child.
Lmao, you Christians are funny.

Samuel, how's your training. i see you have been busy and less of an idle mind and devil tool. Send my regards to your oga and read.

John 16
2 They shall put you out of the synagogues: yea, the time cometh, that whosoever killeth you will think that he doeth God service.

3 And these things will they do unto you, because they have not known the Father, nor me.

4 But these things have I told you, that when the time shall come, ye may remember that I told you of them. And these things I said not unto you at the beginning, because I was with you.

This is the Word of God and very much expected. All that live godly in Christ will suffer, that's Bible. Read this boy and overcome this your shameful ignorance.

an0daGuy:
Nor be today we start dey collect the 5% treatment and we have always been alright

Do your worst but you can’t do nothing because no presidency for you afonja

Alright and doing everything possible to have another country, why lie to your own self? Do you want an Igbo man to be president or no?

Imagine if the SW wins and decides to give the SE the 5% treatment? There's a wise saying that you don't put your eggs in one basket or you don't cut your nose to spite your face. Igbos, wake up from this poor calculation.

So he should not laugh? You that you're accusing him, you have not eaten or laughed since abi?

LordReed:
In a 1000years this thread will become the Letter of Pastafari to Nairaland declaring the gospel of FSM which some people will use as evidence that FSM is real. LoLz!

How can you compare this bunkum to the 66books written by different writers over centuries.

jeff1993:
81 years old man still strong kampe!!!! ..... While 70 year old has started shaky shaky and started calling somebody ELEYI!!!!

Very possible. Depends on different factors, like family traits and also how you live your life. There are people already getting bald in their 20s and people in their 40s that can pass off for 20s.

BoredBerry:
Soon you would come out as gay and dazzle us with your rainbow...

Fu** homophobes!

Stay away from drugs.

This lazy beggar again. Go and work and stop littering the web.

BoredBerry:
I hate your signature!

Stay on your lane and don't derail the thread.

IamDora:
Good Evening Nairaland Family, there was a thread I created some days back whether or not I should attend the wedding of my Cousin who didn't invite me, but his Fiancee did. And the comments I got from the beautiful people of Nairaland was Okay for me to decide on what to do. link below

https://www.nairaland.com/7157147/please-should-attend-wedding-not#113385851

Well, My Male cousin called today after years of Ignoring me and asked how I've been preparing for the wedding, I asked which wedding? And he said the one his fiancee invited me for? I told him since I didn't receive it from him first, I wasn't planning on attending. He apologized to me, said he was very sorry and on his knees for not inviting me first. I accepted his Apology!

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Ariesbull and to all the beautiful Nairalanders I couldn't mention that contributed Positively to this thread. Thank you all for taking out time out of your Busy Schedules to Advice me. Thank you all once again. I'm grateful!

Good one, to God be the glory. The path of peace is always the best. Forgive and move on.

azammi:
Jesus clearly said it’s not what goes into you that make you unclean but what comes out of you . Those don’t eat this and that doesn’t apply in the New Testament

You seem to be answering the question i should answer. You should answer the below on the old testament.

the old testament clearly showed us that not everything is for consumption especially in wrong proportion. There were animals and birds that were unclean to the Jews for eating, yet God created them.

MaxInDHouse:
We treat lots and lots of sacred secrets but it's only what we can quote in the scriptures that we speak publicly, so if you can't quote the word "RAPTURE" there's no need bringing it to the public where right thinking persons will ask you to show them where it's written in the Bible!

So is the rapture a sacred secret?

MaxInDHouse:
Oh sorry!
I was talking about the spirit of my own God not yours!

i am aware, that is why i immediately emphasized it so that you don't get confused.

MaxInDHouse:
Just as our first century brothers keep telling themselves!

Now I urge you, brothers, through the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that you should all speak in agreement and that there should be no divisions among you, but that you may be completely united in the same mind and in the same line of thought. 1Corin 1:10

We know that we originate with God but the whole world is lying in the power of the wicked one! 1John 5:19

So keep your useless stories in your shrines! 2Timothy 4:3-4

Urging or begging your fellow brothers/believers to be united and speak in agreement clearly shows that they were not and there was an urgent need to. This is different from the useless talk you always say about being the only denomination in the world that is united or unique. Stop using, period.

Jungleluv5:
are you there? Sitting in Nigeria and seeing what is going on Ukraine nonsense abegiiiii face front

Zelensky himself said it recently that they are really dying and suffering on a daily basis. For him to say they are losing 100 soldiers daily, it is most likely multiples of that.

MaxInDHouse:
Wow! See stupidity at it's peak!

You don't get it, do you?

OK let me come down to your level of understanding.
Jesus taught us never to speak of what we can't defend in the public even though we know it's true.
So if you can't quote the word "RAPTURE" in the Bible then the topic should be best treated in your useless SHRINES you call "CHURCH"
Do you now get the sense?

Lol, a sinner will always sin. He has no power against it. Since my questions seemed so many for you to comprehend, i will pick them one by one hoping you get that brain ASAP tomorrow by God's grace, from the sad hall.
1. Do you treat Rapture in secret in your sad hall?

MaxInDHouse:
Next time when i talk don't ever think you can see anything evil in it because i work with the spirit of God!

Go to any Court of law or police station and find out the difference between being STUPID and LYING, that's when you will know that a STUPID person will easily be released because it's not intentional while a LIAR will be punished severely!

You don't even know what or who the Spirit of God is, this comedian.

MaxInDHouse:
Keep deceiving yourself!
So how come only JWs are known for a unique teaching?
Why having different denominations if you're all teaching what is true?
Do you think truth has contradicting versions?

Well Paul said God never called Jehovah's Witnesses into confusion {1Corin 14:33} if you people truly work for the same God there should not have been any contradictions {1Corin 1:10} but because you all know that there's no uniqueness in your teachings you're all eyeing the one and only organization having a unique teaching that's recognizable globally {Matt 5:14-16} and instead of giving praise to the true God who has prefected such uniqueness you're speaking abusively of God's organization! 1Peter 3:16; 4:4

Please open up the scriptures and back up your faith, prove that you're not idolaters who just choose any form of worship that soothes them out of various forms! Matt 7:13-14

This is high level folly and self deceit. Who knows Jwickedness for unique teachings apart from they themselves because that is what they keep telling themselves. There is this social guy known for his unique madness in dressing and demeaning women that he takes round his entourage(i don't remember his name). The white garment churches are unique in some way, TB of Synagogue was seen as unique in some way, OOO is seen as unique and so are many other cults. Stop overrating your organisation, many religions, churches, establishments and businesses are seen unique.
Different denominations are like different schools or banks, most of them do the same basics in different ways. Of course, there are quack and useless schools, banks and most likely denominations. Your denomination smells like one since time it was established.

1 Co 14:33  For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints.

There is no mention of your cult in the above verse, it clearly stated ALL churches of the saints. Not sad hall of drunkards, fornicators and thugs who break bottle on people's head if asked to pray. 

1 Co 1:10  Now I beseech you, brethren, by the name of our Lord Jesus Christ, that ye all speak the same thing, and that there be no divisions among you; but that ye be perfectly joined together in the same mind and in the same judgment. 

Paul is clearly beseeching/pleading with believers to be united and not have divisions. If you spent time reading the epistle instead of brainless copy and paste from your comic magazines, you would see that the church had a lot of disunity and divisions(carnality) that Paul tried to correct.

MaxInDHouse:
Topics are treated among Christians secretly if it couldn't be quoted word for word in the scriptures, that's why Jesus told his disciples not to presumptuously declared him as the Christ because they can't defend it yet in the scriptures if confronted {Matthew 16:20} but after the evidence has been established.
Yes! They can now tell whoever cares to know that the one whose name has brought God's Holy Spirit to do what God promised is the Christ! Act 2:36

Come and let's teach you what is in our book (Bible) and stop deceiving yourselves with lies from Satan!

Mat 16:20  Then charged he his disciples that they should tell no man that he was Jesus the Christ. 

Your eisegesis is nauseating but we go manage as we dey online. Do you treat Rapture in secret in your sad hall? Did you not see the word for word definition of Rapture in 1Thess 4v17? Did they tell you that the Bible was originally written in English or that any English word is quoted word for word by the Bible writers? Use that brain please, this copy and paste of moribund ideas will not take you far.

MaxInDHouse:
STUPIDITY simply connotes blunder committing but LYING means deliberate acts.
So to me STUPID is description of the person's state of mind but LIE connotes intentional evil act!

Or to you, i continually forget that your head is stuck in the sad hole. Get it from there ASAP, you need it for relating with others. Life is not only about selling magazines.

azammi:
But still the New Testament says do not call what God created unclean . Can you explain that?

Yes i can, after you explain how the old testament clearly showed us that not everything is for consumption especially in wrong proportion. There were animals and birds that were unclean to the Jews for eating, yet God created them.

MaxInDHouse:
You goofed big time!

I believe Mikee19 is being stupid and not lying that's why i gave him a benefit of doubt, if he is lying intentionally then why wasting my precious time with a malicious liar?

So i believe he was stupid to have believed the rumors instead of ascertaining if any specific date has been mentioned ever in the publications of JWs regarding the end of the world. I know he's really ashamed of himself right now because he can never find any publication of JWs where a specific date was mentioned. That's the first thing i researched when i first heard people accusing this wonderful group as false prophecies.
Whatever makes the JWs false prophets equally makes John the baptist and Jesus of Nazareth false prophets as well because they both declared the end some 2,000 years ago and up till now wickedness has continue to exist.

So why do i believe John the baptist, Jesus of Nazareth and JWs today?
Because they never mentioned a specific date and failed!

i am not interested in what you are both arguing about. You said calling someone stupid is not an insult, which i objected. Unfortunately, you can't see something that plain so you will rather argue aimlessly as usual. Here's what you said below.

STUPIDITY is helping liars to spread wrong accusation but when asked for evidence you start blabbing. Exod 23:1-2
That's exactly what Mikee19 is doing right now.

Helping to spread wrong accusation or information is under the lie family, call it deception or calumny but it's not stupidity which is simply an insult.

MaxInDHouse:
STUPIDITY is helping liars to spread wrong accusation but when asked for evidence you start blabbing. Exod 23:1-2
That's exactly what Mikee19 is doing right now.
All he needs to do is just paste one publication of JWs where a specific date was mentioned regarding the end of the world.
Ló bá tán! 1Thess 5:21

What you describe is called lying, not stupidity. Stupidity is being stupid. Stupid is : slow of mind : OBTUSE
b: given to unintelligent decisions or acts : acting in an unintelligent or careless manner
c: lacking intelligence or reason

That is an insult and a sin, but of course you don't care. All you care about is selling magazines and endless arguments.

IamDora:
Dear Nairalanders, Good evening to you all. I'm in a state of delima right now and I'm so confused on what to do that's why I decided to bring the issue here.

I have a Cousin, he's wealthy and we used to be very close to each other, we do alot of things and talking together. Even when we do meet at Villa during festive periods, we are always together 24/7 that people do think I'm the one eating his money. (If cousins were to marry each other, we would've married ourselves)

So fast forward to 2020, things began to take a new turn, he began to change towards me completely, he hardly picks my calls, neither does he reach out to me thereafter to know why I called (Mind you, I'm not a leech to him, as my family were very comfortable too) When I lost my mom (May her soul rest in peace) this my said cousin never called me to sympathize with me, and I didn't hold it against him either. He started giving me space, I tried everything possible to know why the sudden space from him, but to no avail. So I kept my cool and distanced myself from him.

So fast forward to this 2022, his fiancee (Whom I knew her from him) called me on the 20th of last month to tell me that their wedding is on the 18th of this month and she would so much like me to be in attendance! My cousin never bothered informing me about it even till now!

Now my question is,' Should I honour the said invitation by his Fiancee and attend their wedding or I should stay back and call her to wish her Happy Married Life after their Wedding?

Please help me push this to front page so I'll get a wider audience to share their opinions.

Thank you.

Go na, it's the wife/fiancee that invited you. You're not uninvited. But no need to mingle to much, don't even eat if possible. Just greet the wife and wish them well.