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Its sick and very disturbing, but unfortunately it happens.

A jail sentence is just too mild for fathers who do that, If it was up to me, I would add castration as well.

Na wa o, all these guys and these "I never chop" girls sef!

Lol! Poster, your grammar is giving me a serious headache!

Oh plzzz, as if some men dnt pretend as well, when they start asking you out or at d early stages, its all lovey dovey, d minute they realize dat ure settled in d relationship, dem go begin their crase, "Where r u, why didn't u pick up ur phn, where, wat, why, how, when"?, they won't show u dat dark side of them o, coz obviously they knw say na run you go run from them!

Being disabled is not a predicament, most of them are actually highly gifted, if they make you happy and ure able to look past their disability, then its all well and good.

U can give to girls ure not dating, yet you find it hard to give to ur gf, na wa for sum pple!

Why should a married couple leave apart? It just leaves room for all kinds of "accidents" to happen, besides at d end of the day the kids suffer that absence.

I'm igbo and my mum's yoruba, I dnt speak or understand my father's language, I dnt really like igbo food and dnt at all feel a connection wiv anything igbo, coz when I was growing up my dad was rarely around and no one spoke igbo to me, Now dat I'm older and I travel home, it pains me dat I dnt understand d language and feel awkward amongst my own people, I'm only igbo by name, everthing else about me is yoruba.

I'm a UK 12,

Lol!, makeup is great if u know what ure doing with it, not when ure just going abstract on ur face, most pple dnt get that there's makeup for diff occassions: day, night, stage, costume, bridal e.t.c, most pple jst splash whatever colour on their faces or just go OTT with colours!


But the one dat totally irritates me, is plus size women wearing too tight clothes,all dem bulges and bellies all over the place? its not pretty!

Before sumone starts to crucify me: I'm a size 12, not particularly slim either but I try to play it safe with clothes!

Ok, I don't get the shaved eyebrow thing, its so "old school", but I'm a great fan of makeup and I love eyeshadow!

But this thread is for the guys, so let's hear it!

Happened to me once and it wasn't funny,My ex called his ex by her pet name "chi", anyway one time, we were kinda messing about, I swear i heard him say "oh chi", I was shocked and was like "wat did u just call me"? He just shook his head, I asked "did u jst call me chi"?, he thot abt it for like 6seconds and said, "no I said "oh Poo", I looked at him and jst muttered "phucking idiot" and jst got up!

190:
rubbish

i too wud immediately stat callin the girls dem

thats rather childish,

when i was younger i used to watch my dad shave and wondered how the stick got rid of all the hair on his face, anyway, my curiousity got the better of me one evening and i took a stick from the pack, locked myself in the loo and shaved off my right eyebrow (didnt realize it coz i wasnt even looking at the mirror), after that i then took it to the back if my hair and took off some hair there too, when i realized what i'd done, i went to the backyard and threw all the hair away as well as the shaving stick and forgot all bout it,

next morning, got up for breakfast, went into the kitchen and my mum asked me to hand her a spoon or sumthin, as i walked past her, she grabbed me and asked "ehn, what happened to your hair"?, before i could answer, she yelled "who shaved off ur eyebrow"?, oh boy! fear no gree me talk, before i could say or explain, my mum screamed the house down, "yeee! they have gone and shaved my daughter's hair off n the middle of the night, everybody come and see"!!!, i didnt know if to talk, explain or keep quiet, i just started crying, my mum thinking that it was coz of the mysterious person that shaved my hair off that caused the tears, now became even louder,

next thing, she started speaking in yoruba, directing everything to my step mum and throwing accusations all over the place. see wahala that day, my dad trying to calm pple down, my mum rollng on the floor and creating a scene and my stepmum explaining to anyone who cared to listen that she knows nothing about the missing hair,

till this day i havent told my mum the truth, cant bring myself to, i still think about it and laugh tho. i told my sister about it a while ago and made her promise never to tell anyone, she just shook her head and called me an "evil child",

Only in nigeria, can this kinda thing happen, and to think someone somewhere is sitting his fat ass on a fat bribe, just to get this into the country,

ok poster, in that case, i dont get what you're on about

To me A big fat bank account balance, makes you big!!!

there are a lot of so called "big boys" on the island, with huge range rovers, expensive looking jewellery, living in luxury apartments, but thats all they got.

They're all over the place, in magazines, showing off, but gayin! dem no get for account, dem just dey live from hand to mouth but in public they'll be forming fake big boy,

nonsense!!!

Its either this or that, u either like girls or boys, the sooner you come out of the closet, the better for u!

Perfect excuse, "I'm on my period, so no show for u",

I don't care if its 20 years after, if my friend dates someone I was once in love and had a proper relationship with, I won't be pleased obviously, but hey! That's life!, I would act like its no big deal,

But deep down, I would be patiently waiting for d day he cheats on her, so I can tell her "na God catch you"

if i buy one, do i get another one free?

u knw these chicks use jazz because, ?

Area_boy:
*death*

on a more serious note, maybe she has had a kid?

And having a kid makes your breasts shrivilled and wrinkled , right?

i think not.

@190, the poster is not scared of losing his chick to d old neighbour, he's scared of losing her generally now that she has a job and she's mingling with pple. Maybe wat he needs to do is tie her to d bedpost and padlock d door to make sure she doesn't see or meet anyone, dat shuld do the trick!

Good luck!

If I don't love him, ill prolly say "I love spending time wiv you", equation balanced.

See, This is wat happens when person dey waka about dey find the thing wey no lost. My dear, if you feel she's right for you why should you care what any priest has to say or see! Its ur life and your choice, do whatever makes you happy

@ poster, you obviously have issues. Would you prefer she stayed at home idle, you should be happy she now has a job and can bring something to the table and add value to your relationship, stop being a whiny baby and show your girl sum support

probably, and the second on d list is the one above me,

that people can be this bored and jobless,

in afghanistan,