₦airaland Forum

By the way this is a collective decision of the council of state, we should stop making it look like it was a sole proclamation by Goodluck

This is a wrong move by the fg, Alamieyeseigha is a common thief and has done nothing to deserve a pardon.

If the current power sector reforms will be sustained by the next administration, in 10 years time we will witness constant power supply

Azonto ghost

Happy birthday Nairaland the online land of Nigerians and friends of nigeria

Shollypopz: *In gaius's voice* [size=13pt]Her speech will forever live on the minds of men[/size]

"People hatside nigeria... they feel nigeria is not well presentable. like when they are coming to nigerhia.. during the hairport if they are in the hairport.die.. du wu be hafraid because of the criminals and yahoo yahoo guys.. in d sand..because we nigerians majonity of us do demons.. outside the country, i've like after the country, they feel every bad things is with us...we have school call the efcc, like this he-fcc now. No. efcc they are under yahoo..they do pick yahoo guys..but they don't have the things that they would use.Cos yahoo guys mich most of them they use jass and other things.pure...

...outside the country.. outside nigeria, they feel we are the most dimo people, like jass, different things. every bad things, am, lets think of it. Most bad things we do them, like yahoo, like criminals. We know they have them outside the country but most of them are in nigeria. They feel nigeria not safety enough. So we have to use, we have to, as in, we are, we are bold enough to take care of our nig, our country. Definitely, a as i chec the students, if the, if the government gud give them a good education, and give them a good things they want.. they will definietly fal, they will definitely give arr, they will definitely do what they want to do. Like this aspect of efcc, e a must of the yahoo guys........."

Lmao! This cracks me up everytime

Wow. Steve ogah was an assistant pastor in our winners chapel afaha oku, uyo branch in 2011, he is an intelligent, smart and humble young man. I wish him and his soon to be wedded wife success in their marriage.

Stephen keshi & his team are rolling in the dough literally

At home pinging, surfing facebook, nairaland, twitter and my sports sites. Then youth program in church later this evening.

Congrats suoer eagles!!!

I don't get it, is Jim iyke now a virgin

The heart of man is desperately wicked

@Op you forgot to add that had it been Nigeria was a civilised and lawful country, she would have been serving her term in jail for conniving with her late husband to loot funds from this country

Buhari will contest the 2015 election after which he will make history as the first man to be rejected four consecutive times at presidential election polls by Nigerians. He will then scurry away with his bloodshot eyes to his cave in katsina to lick his wounds and live the remainder of his life in total obscurity.

I'll be the 1 millionth member, in order to achieve this i will create a new id and this will bring my total number of ids in this forum to 35. So help me God

I will always love you - whitney houston
End of the road - boys II men
Not the girl - Darey
I want more of you - sinach
Etc...

She's pretty. I won't mind having a roll in the haysack with her Tupac reigns tho!

Thanks for sharing. Im planning on going into social media marketing soon.

"Taxing" is a slang that simply means asking for money or items from other people.
Imagine these scenarios
-You go to work wearing a new wristwatch, tie, necklace or earring, a colleague sees you and compliments you on your good look. He/she then goes ahead to ask you to give him/her your wristwatch, you politely decline. He/she keeps on insisting throughout the day and at the end of the day you finally hand it over to him/her.

-A Senior student in a secondary school sends a junior student on an errand to buy him four exercise books, he gives him N50 and tells him to buy the books and bring back change

-You walk out of church after sunday service and three young men who live on the street with you walk up to you asking for money and they keep doing this on a daily basis.

Have you ever taxed others or been taxed by others? Share your experience.

ogbeche77: We should leave Mali alone,and tighten our border,let focus on Niger,a trip to Jibia,a border town in Katsina state ll put you the light,those ragheads have a field day,strolling in and out of Nigeria..

no we shouldn't leave Mali alone. I believe the fg is looking into the issue of our porous border with Niger. Any islamic extremist regime in west Africa will naturally cause insecurity across the subregion cos terror groups from neighbouring countries will navigate to such country to receive support and funding.

Good move, islamic extremists must not be allowed to take over Mali or else boko haram will use Mali as a support and funding base.

@zinnyluv are you a sexy nurse?

Flying cockroaches and heights

Good riddance! Balotelli's attitude will cut short his career

Disgusting.

Got a missed call from an mtn number at 12:11am while i was in the crossover night service in church. I've been dialing the number all day but robotic voice keeps telling me "the mtn number you are trying to call is currently switched off, please try again later".
No one else has called me today, not even a missed call! i guess i've become very unpopular with my phone contacts all of a sudden. I'll delete most of the numbers in my phonebook later this week.

Happy New Year my fellow nairalanders! By God's grace we won't have regrets this year 2013

Seun: I'm 30

Oga seun do not let 2013 pass you by o. Get married soon

I'll be chilling at winners chapel Uyo.

manmustwac: Returning to Nigeria in May after about 4 years to discover that one of my ex girlfriends was 5 months pregnant & wishing I was the faather.

That's why she is an Ex. She moved on with her life