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Yoruba people can continue playing ostrich as much as they want, this is a predominantly South-Western problem. How many grave-diggers, tomb-raiders, body parts merchants and ritualists do they have to arrest before they embark on sensitization of their people? It is now a daily occurrence. Who knows how many go undetected per day. We only know of the ones that made the news. This has nothing to do with tribalism. We must face the facts.

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FERNANDEZISBACK:
Some boys will cry today oo...women are achieving things you are here wailing online..

I laugh you oo..if you say na clito you too why not use your d**kto make the money..

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Buying cars is an achievement?

She is really stupid if she owns and keeps those 3 vehicles.

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The same all of you that glorify these urchins on one hand are quick to chastise them when the true details of their acts show. Unbeknownst to you, a mugu is not always a foreigner. Your head could be next. All follow.

Person no get handiwork, e no get office but e dey drive fancy car and una go dey hail am because for una mind, na faceless Oyibo be the victim. Oh well...
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Nigerians have short attention span which is why it is absolutely idiotic to be sympathetic to their plight. Jonathan was a total mess as a President. Buhari is even worse but both of them are mediocre nonetheless. Nigerians are always striving to pick up the worst candidate to elect. Cry not for them.

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bigpicture001:
...My friend whose dad passed on two months ago and who was so sure he will henceforth become a big boy got the shock of his life when his dad's will was read to them by his father's lawyer...

In the will his dad gave him Nothing which was unusual especially being the eldest son and coming from the Igbo tribe.. his father owns two filling station, a big and very busy half-warehouse store where he sells dangote cement wholesale, three commercial houses , a sign supermarket,3 pieces of land also one SUV and two small cars.

We suspect, it may be connected to his visibly wayward lifestyle, he has twice been sent packing from two different private University in the south east over tuancy and suspected cultism....more shocking is the late father handing over the day to day running of the firm to his oldest daughter "not his wife"

The said girl is just 24 years old but graduated as second best in the dept of economic then..his father even helped her secure a lecturing job 5months before his demise..he stated that his wife will only be an important signitory for transaction worth a million and above.

He added a clause that his son can join the management of the firms and estate only when he graduates from any University with at least a pass and record less than 7police cases before he turns 28..

Even at that he can eventually take over the firm after joining management for minimum 4years...

Abeg oo. is this. Dead man not wicked... Allowing a girl lead the house when her mum is still alive.. although she is older than the guy.. sh is the first child

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Do you expect him to hand over his wealth to a vagabond who will end up destroying everything for everybody?

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betcliq:
Today one Elderly Man that's in late 80s came to my shop in the morning to patronize me . He was happy with me he bought a bottle of Hot drink and I offered a small bottle of dry Gin in appreciation and a New year gift.
He uttered some words of prayer for me , lastly he told me I'll be great in my business that I will grow in heights . He advised me to be very careful in choosing a girl to marry that I shouldn't pregnant a girl before going to see the parents and pay for bride price that I shouldn't even have sex with her , that a woman I marry will determine if I'll be more successful or encounter challenges in Life . I just dey reason the talk since morning.

This is spiritual I'm From Igbo and I strongly believe in Tradition this got to do with tradition think deep.

What do you guys think about it

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It would have been nice if you did a field sobriety test on him. Who knows? The hot drink he bought could be a refill. In other words, it could have been alcohol giving you some advice.

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The 8th wonder of the world has always been the disparity between the CV of Nigerians and their performance on duties.

I will like to see the CV of Dr.Okezie Ikpeazu. We are still treating formal educational degrees and certificates as traditional titles.

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Just one month of talking and flying around in Nigeria... and he is out on medical checkup?



When Yar'Adua showed signs of failing health, OBJ swore for his "detractors" prior to the election. The rest is history. It will be pointless delving into the Buhari's mishap. Now a retired, worn out, senile and demented sorry of a man is warming up to destroy the remaining destiny of the Nigerian youths, and the youths stay aloof while paid image launderers are smiling to the banks.

Last last na inside church the Youths go go disturb God with unnecessary fasting and prayers when life continues to bend.

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Nigerians are not ready for such a man.

They usually prefer senile people with nothing but empty promises like recruiting 50 million youths into the army and feeding them with garri. The more demented, the better.

The sad reality is that if a well-rounded President is elected, it will take away a huge Nigerians' hobby which is complaining. Imagine a life when there is nothing to suffer or complain about in Nigeria--a lot of chronic/habitual complainers will commit suicide.
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Na only careless and useless statements need explanation and clarifications.

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After the Jaruma and Regina stories...

Una still dey believe pictures and stories on social media?

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AnonPoet:
A rejoinder to the thread which was moved to front page. Tinubu discharged and found innocent

Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/6960154/tinubu-court-over-corruption-charges




https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/3059-tribunal-dismisses-corruption-charges-against-tinubu.html

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Fair enough!

A similar tribunal dismissed corruption charges against James Ibori too.

Kini big deal?

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Should we feel sorry for the idiots that keep running to pastors, prophets, mummy GOs and Daddy GOs?
That's their problem since they refuse to use their God-given brain. How can you listen to another human being tell you what God thinks? They are all scammers!

The mother of the girls should be prosecuted to the full extent of the law. I advocate a firing squad.
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A trainer in session carrying a baby.

The things you see in Nigeria.

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cr7lomo:
What really happened to fashola?? He seemed so intelligent when he was governor

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Try hanging out with morons for a year and see what happens to your I.Q.

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Everyone has a friend or family member they lend money to that has refused to pay back for months/years. That's Nigeria for you.

Do you think Nigerians will pay back loans if not strong-armed like the loan companies do? As long as the terms of the loans are clearly spelled out, if you borrow... pay it back as at when due.

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Binance is not a scam.

Nigerians like to brag about being smart in the scamming game. Binance is showing them that they are novices. If your account is frozen, you will feel the pain of those mugu whose money you stole.

Many of you may not be scammers but you tacitly support them. This is one of the prices you have to pay for living in a society where crime is celebrated. Your tweets are inconsequential. Will anyone in the world be sympathetic to you hearing that Nigerians have been scammed?

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lordaltruist:
Dear Nairalanders,

I got this job in 2019 and it turns out that now I am the only male senior staff except from the security guard. Way back in 2019 there were 2 other guys but they left in 2020 after our company transferred to a different location and since then, I have been the only male staff other than the security guard whose job is not in internal affairs.

She is actually my senior colleague and way older than myself but over the past year and some months now, we have been so friendly though we don't discuss relationship together or talk anything boyfriend and girlfriend together but something seems to be odd in her look whenever I talk about a girl likewise myself I felt odd when she talks about a guy she flirted with.

In my office every other staff have a nickname for us both even my boss was the one who initiated the nickname because of how close we are and even though I nurse getting under her skirts, I do not have yet the muscle to tell her that and lately I am beginning to like her more as we share everything about ourselves.

I have been to her house and can go to her house at anytime and she was the one who persuaded me to return to the company after I didn't want to return when it relocated and also convince my boss to retain me; sometimes she buys me food in the office likewise myself and always like to have me around her like working together and whenever she needs assistance over a job, she will want me to be the person to help.

I notice she and my other female (married) colleague who work in the same department with us had almost had squabble because of whom I should be assisting and since she's the most senior colleague she won over that one.

She is very single and above her 40s but I don't mind as age does not define my relationship and right now I am growing so fund of her in a way I can't stop imagining and I need your advise on how to relate my feelings and make her confess hers to me.

All criticism and advise will be duly accepted.

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If the relationship becomes official, it will make the boss uncomfortable. Spousal collusion is real. Better have another job lined up in case...
So if the company folds up tomorrow, your family is screwed.

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Rickmann:
Isn't it worrisome that the OND holders stand a better chance of securing jobs now in Nigeria. Banks, companies and even the civil service now prefer OND certifications to the Bachelor's degree.

Question now is, aren't university undergraduates wasting their time?

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Because salary scales are based on certificates. OND/HND graduates are cheaper to employ and their productivities are at par with B.Sc holders. People with B.Sc have not shown any remarkable skills that could differentiate them from OND/HND holders. Do we blame "sorting"?

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Glink2018:
...for your mind...

I guess ..., you are an atheist?

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You don't even know the meaning of atheism.

Religion is man-made and has little or nothing to do with spirituality. One can believe in God without going through the narrow and nonsensical cum dogmatic conscription of religion.

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This is an unnecessary distraction.

If Buhari's image could be laundered very well prior to 2015 election, Tinubu's own will be a walk in the park. At least he has something tangible to show unlike Buhari.

That's how low we have got.
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The North finished 2 terms of 8 years.

So the North doing one more term of 4 years is supposed to favor Igbo Presidency. Why stand logic on its head?

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18 months?

That will be a goodbye gift from Buhari.

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Africa will be great if we can take away religion and sex. These two are the major preoccupation and downfall of most black folks.

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faste:
Ask abacha and IBB how much they looted from Nigeria.

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What IBB and Abacha looted is a child's play compared to what was looted during OBJ, GEJ or Buhari's tenure. Under OBJ, $16bn remains unaccounted for electricity project alone. Think of other avenues of siphoning fund.

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Damn!

Alexreporter has more than 10 monikers on Nairaland.

massmediang?

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FEGEITOK:
Had to respond to this again with a quote:

"New Internet-enabled provide not only recording of activities, but real-time monitoring.

And they do so using small, easily-hidden devices, which means four, five or six webcams can be positioned to give different views of the same area.

Dummy cameras disabled by burglars have no bearing on the live webcams still humming away. Internet-based surveillance gives owners an immediate view of what is happening outside and inside their homes.

Compared to alarm systems, webcams are the next-best thing to catching a burglar red-handed. Help is a quick 911 call away."

Ignore the 911 part but if you have arrangements with reputable security companies who have friends with law enforcement you are covered.

If you are rich enough, make friends with the Commissioner of Police in your State and put him on your p****** same for the DPO in your area.

That's what all the moneybags do and you are assured of quick response to your emergencies.

That's how we roll in Nigeria security wise.

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Commissioner of Police and or DPO?
I don't know what country you live in definitely not Nigeria.
I read 911 and figured someone need to wake you up from your dream. There is no such thing immediate tactical response in Nigeria. What rickety vehicle will they use to get to the scene on time? Let's assume there will be petrol in the vehicle in the first place.
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slawormiir:
Damnnn niggar



Democracy is still the best son
No matter how you try to confuse us
Army don flog you before just because you were unable to pay nepa bills......ask them elderly ones in your family...

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You bought into the hype.

Democracy has been the worst in Nigeria. The looters use your line of argument to continue looting unabated while hoping that people like you will help propagate the myth. Perhaps you should have added that "true democracy" is still the best option

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Before blaming the son, check if the mother is one of those that give testimony that their sons have "hammered" even when their sons have no known source of income.

Nature abhors vacuum.
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Nobody is discouraging anyone from travelling abroad. Respective Embassies do that through gate-keeping.

They ask people to stop treating family members abroad as an ATM as they don't pick money on trees. That's all. Wanna travel? Go to the nearest Embassy. Can anyone really convince you not to travel if you have a valid visa?

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lalasticlala:
Femi Otedola and Akinwumi Adesina visited Dangote Petrochemical Plant. Sharing pictures from their visit on Instagram, Otedola wrote:



https://www.instagram.com/p/CZEy52BNyJ6/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

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The funny thing about the pictures is that I didn't see a single gold jewelry on the trio.

Some put in more effort in looking rich than being wealthy.

Go figure!

Some even believe that one necklace is not enough to show off their brokenness. No! They must wear three or four at a time like an insane dog.

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RaisedByWolves:
Wow ... These Fulani guys are on a rampage o

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No!

They are IPOB/ESN. From South-East to North-East and now in South-West.

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