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All the Governors are talking and addressing the masses except Mr President. Something is definitely not right somewhere.

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CEO is the most abused acronym in Nigeria.

Every Tom and Harry is a CEO of a one man shop.

Even the so-called educated folks join illiterates to commit the blunder.

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For some people, a room is where they keep their belongings and go home to sleep at the end of the day...not where they lounge to watch TV and play music.

Conversely, one can debate a man, wife and two kids living in a 7-bedroom mansion en suite.
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EgunMogaji2:
Lots of examples of “money can’t but taste” around me here in Elebu, Ibadan.

You’ll see some monstrosity and you know they paid good money for the ugliness.

It’s well.

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Sometimes you wonder why pay money for some jobs. Even a DIYer may do a better job than paid artisans sometimes.

Finishing is still the biggest challenge in Nigeria.
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heartbraker:
All dis rules are for poor people, u dont tell with a dailly income of 1million naira make person still dey follow all dis kind stupid rules. U will smoke enough weed, bang enough pussy drink enough beer yet u will still save enough money.

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N1m income comes with N1m problems.

I hope you know.
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The depressing part is the realization that the same speech is applicable today.

Like I always say, Nigerians love to learn the hard way. I remain unfazed.

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It makes sense.

Cut all salaries and use the funds to be sponsoring terrorism under the guise of paying ransom. It falls under fighting insecurity. After all, houses in Dubai will not buy themselves.

Last last, Gumi and Ndume will get their shares delivered in mints.

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Unknown Gunmen are disgruntled ex-SARS officials who are hell-bent on creating chaos so that their services will be missed. Right now, South East and South South are their playground. This is why people opt for jungle justice because NPF will release criminals who go back to exert vengeance on whistleblowers. A dead criminal is a crime solved.

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Any idiot that calls for prayer and fasting for Nigeria should be arrested by thunder. Calculate how many churches and mosques in Nigeria. How many times do Muslims pray in one day? How many times do Christians pray in one week? Multiply that by the adult population. There is no way there are not more than 10billion prayers getting to God from Nigeria in one week. Yet it remains a shithole. Let’s go for actionable solutions.

Just one month of unknown gun men, politicians of SE/SS extraction have started talking with sense and humility. Even to blow siren dey fear them.
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Fabiyi should know that just for a night with Iyabo ,many of our Aristo judges will be more than willing to increase the compensation to N200m.

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Pic 2

What happened to wearing masks and social distancing?

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Carchoice:
I respect this Fabiyi guy.

He stood by a friend boyfriend regardless

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How many ladies can do that?
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Even for this our hot and humid African weather, this man go carry all him mama wrapper put for body unto Ooni of...

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Hmmm.

He just added 20 more names to those who want him out.

To be made an administrator by the Supreme court na one thing, to administer in peace na another thing.

Hope Uzodinma seems to be the most hated name in Igbo land.

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Offpoint1:
Close up toothpaste now N500
Something of N120 six years ago.

I wonder how civil servants with 5 kids coping, Nigeria is dying and the youths are quiet.

Our posterity will question us, just as we question our ancestors.

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Chewing stick.

I love how both the saiBabarians and anti-Babarians are in this mess together. Regrettably but understandably, the sai Baba folks even in Katsina are feeling the heat more.


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Blackfire:
Yoruba people eeehhh, the guy was even smiling like it was tinubu that sent him





Argue with your nose

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Tinubu is a boss. You don't expect him to be in the field.

This is the last you will hear of this case. The press will be "distracted" soon.

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Israel has no time for unnecessary dialogue.

...neither do they give amnesty to militants nor ask their citizens to fast and pray.

Isra-El == people of God.

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The message is loud, clear and well-delivered.

Unknown gun men on the prowl. Worshippers attack Bishop's court.

Law enforcement agents and church leaders who are used to acting with impunity are being challenged by the masses. I see positive change in Nigeria soon. People are becoming wiser.

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Should we tell him?

Na! He is still in mourning. Let's keep the peace.

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Everyone has access to the bandits except the police, military, paramilitary organizations and DSS.


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The first thing they need to do is take away all the walking sticks from these senior military officers. The position is for service not swag.

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Instead of putting heads together to salvage the nation that most of you sold for 3 cups of rice each and N2k, all of you are planning to run to another country well-prepared by the citizens.

Keep running. You will run forever.

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spyder880:
Closer........

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The groves

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spyder880:
Although am not making a defence for the 'now vilified' front pillars, but with Africa being as hot as it is, we sometimes need a space in a part of the building where we can come out under a sort of shade and cool off for some minutes/hours daily. The space needs to be cross ventilated and also a place we can sit or stand to survey the passing traffic, Holla out to neighbours in our African brotherly greetings. Won't the front of the house be a good place to rest and generally gossip about our neighbours old cars and ugly fences?

Since its economical to hang a covered deck between the front pillars, it will look appealing to a lot of folks.

Picture credit: Casa Phills designs.

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I won't use "vilified" . It is just the observation of our people's penchant for joining the bandwagon. After all Africa is a hot climate and we have survived centuries without "2FP". Do you remember the curved edge houses in the 90's? Everyone had 'em. Now we have "Send down the rain" mingling with the angels in the sky. Our amiable friend "2 front pillars(2FP)" is en vogue. God forbid our architects omit it, they will draw from memory. What's new? Bricks on everything.

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Simplyleo:
On this, Reno is 100% correct and I agree with him for the first time.

But Reno should be ready to take insults from those people deveroping the universe with their imaginary education.

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Some believe that education entails sitting in class, taking and passing exams. Because Nigerians are blinded by titles, they brag about being very educated. But nothing in Nigeria can be pair comparison to other nations without claim to highly educated class.
It is all about worthless certificates which is why you will see Nigerians with Ph.D doing Uber services abroad because they cannot compete effectively in their fields.

Don't forget that most people with multiple degrees are "professional students". They will rather stay in school than go into any practice.
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If not for a private phone camera, how would the people have seen the DSS agent dropping off armed marauders in a black Prado during the EndSARS protest? The current government lacks credibility because of the lies they have been churning out for years. Things believed to be conspiracy theories turned out to be facts.

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Only mor.ons fail to see them as the business men they are. There is nothing special about them—just mortals who figured out ways to prey on the gullibility of superstitious Neanderthals and make a good living doing it.

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They shouldn't hold their breath until they get alert. Nigerian politicians are quick to promise but slow to deliver.

Some policemen's wives will be praying for unknown gun men to catch their husbands "lacking".

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Amotolongbo:
Presidency coming out to refute the news is the confirmatory evidence that the robbery took place.

Hope you remember that 100% of everything once refuted by this administration eventually came out being true

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The honest Presidency that told Nigerians that Shekau has been killed four times

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By mere looking at the bandits when caught, one can deduce that they are just foot soldiers. There are rich bosses somewhere financing their operations. The ones asking for N10m look like folks who have never seen N50k in their miserable lives before.

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Abacha was brutal. But people didn’t keep quiet.
So it is evil for religious leaders and elders to keep quiet in the face of incompetent cum brutal leadership.
But typical of cowardly Nigerians, they are waiting for who will lead the crying before they join the chorus.
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Poverty has made most Nigerians unable to wrap their heads around the fact that a wealthy person can be evil. It gets worse if the person is clothed in philanthropy--as long as you give to Nigerians, you are a saint.

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