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Whatever Nigerians touch, they destroy.

Then show up with emotional stories later.

Countries like South Africa, Italy, Malaysia, Vietnam, Indonesia, India, etc that opened their borders to Nigerians live to regret it.
Cult war, prostitution, pimping, drugs and other vices seem to be what they bring if not "extreme carefully" monitored.

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n3xt:
I hope this is not coming too late.

You can have stonewall installed anywhere you want but the question remains “Are you doing this just to beautify the house? Or to achieve a purpose?”

For me I use stonewalls sparingly on small builds to mesh function and aesthetic and to create a beautiful space that stands the test of time.

If it was me, I’ll use the stone bricks like below. I’ll do more if it was a storey building. I so much detest rain splash on walls.

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My sentiment exactly.

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Orton arms his people. All of a sudden the military want to go and clear Benue.
They just want to go and fight armed Benue people to clear ways for Fulani killers to come back.
Any group that rises to protect themselves, the Nigerian military show up under the guise of clearing bandits.
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A truck loaded with bullets conveniently fell in Onitsha.

Buhari and his co-handlers should plan better next time if they intend to change the narratives.

Mo.rons will believe anything even though the government of the day is known to be lead by habitual liars. Only bigots believe their lies especially when others are the victims.

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urchcoded:
Fair enough. Even tho I don't celebrate anybody's death especially a good man but Why is it that Naija church people always believe that only them have monopoly of olodoness and mumuism?

Exmaple:
When a Juju priest who claims he has power over death, loses his son at an early age. Church people will be saying: God has caught him, he thinks he can play God, he thinks this his juju nonsense that are from the devil will save his son. Jesus has showed him that he alone is God and he alone has power, his juju is rubbish, juju that he can't even use to save his son. . bla bla bla.

When a famous athiest dies or loses a loved one. Church people will be saying things like:

"It has just started, he hasn't seen anything yet, God was just looking at him, you can't mock God, we've been telling him that God will deal with him and he thinks we are joking, return to God or face more death, pains and disappointment in your life, your life will remain in crisis as long as you are without Jesus. You have no life without Jesus, his yeye belief is of the devil, God will surely deal with him more" bla bla bla.

Famous Pastor that always says he talks with God, drinks tea with God, tells people that the secret to long life is by paying tithes, tells people that they will never die early as long as they pay tithes, tells people that they will never bury their children when they pay tithes or believe in his God, claims he has the power to extend peoples lives amidst other yayaya yama yama talk loses son:

Christians will now start telling atheist and traditionalist to exercise caution and not mock the pastor because it's bad to mock the dead bla bla bla.

Why do you guys ALWAYS HATE THE TASTE OF YOUR OWN MEDICINE? WHY?

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Religion resonates well with Black people especially Nigerians because it doesn't involve critical thinking. It defies logic and appeals to emotion which is their bedrock.
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nairalandankrah:
What is pastor Adeboye not telling us

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Bring two.

He brought one.

That's why.

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Gift543:
Leke Adeboye gets a clean shave in honor of brothers death Dare Adeboye

Watch video here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmpGcpbYO8U

https://www.instagram.com/p/COpKGwIjeTf/?igshid=lzxvznc7uxym

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So he finally hearkened to the voice of reasons and decided to shade some fat. Good for him.

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Nigerians spend years praying and fasting. Yet the country keeps sliding into despair. Perhaps she needs loose canons like MNK and Igboho to bring the changes that faith, hope, prayer and fasting couldn't deliver in decades. We have tried prayers and fasting; it failed us. Let's try madness.

Does God speak to Adeboye and the other religious hustlers in Nigeria? NO! There is no clearer evidence than the fake and false prophecies they churn out every year. God cannot be that confused.
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F3dan:
I was invited for an aptitude test and interview by a company that in April which I went. A week and few days later I was called to come over for my medicals for employment.
Unfortunately, when I got there I was told by the HR head that the message was sent to me in error. Can you imagine!

Has anyone experienced this, and how did you deal with it?

I forgot, the head of HR told me they wanted to give me another position and that was the reason they changed their mind on the initial message telling me to come for medical and promised to get back to me.

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And you couldn't comot his teeth?

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The only plausible explanation lies on the part of the story insinuating financial deal between the duo. He roasted him for the money. The "perfume" could be highly flammable alcohol.

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musicproducer:
waiting for people to say they are honoring their promises n giving up sacrifice.




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CHECK MY STATUS

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People like you abi?



Talk am...no fear face.

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NkanAkpanika:
Akwa ibom state will soon boast of 3 standard stadium that can host any match in the state.
1. Godswill Akpabios international Stadium
2. Eket Township stadium (almost completed)
3. Uyo township Stadium (still in progress) etc.
Note the state boast of some (5) good clubs playing top flight football both in NPFL and NNL.
Now this governor deserve an award as a sport loving governor of the year.

Find below pictorial views of Eket In't stadium ..
Photos

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Take a closer look at the gutter in the first picture, then form your opinion.

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Lucky chap!

He is lucky that he doesn't live within the borders of the dreamkiller caller Nigeria.

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Pius4me:
Super well done for another great job almost completed. But I just have some observation of mine. I don't understand the structural value of these high roofs houses in Nigeria especially Eastern part. No offence to anybody this high roofs just add over 25 percent cost to the roofing cost. All that space not utilised for anything other than aesthetics, they are not converted into additional rooms space on the roof attic or useful lofts, storage space or even converted into a man cave. That is one aspect of building business in Nigeria that I think it's still lacking behind. The full utilisation of this high roof space being created for good looks only and not used for anything. I think architects and engineers should advise the client on full space utilisation, I stand to be corrected it's just an observation. Keep up the good work my brother and your team.

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You should be happy that there are no two front pillars to complement the roof. That's an improvement.

I suspect that when you give our Nigerian architects a contract to design a building, most of them draw the front pillars and roof first, then try to figure out the rest.
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Connect the dots:

You critize " Presidency", El 'Rufai replies.
You critize Miyetti Allah, Presidency replies.
You critize El'Rufai, Miyetti Allah replies.

That's the evil tripod at play.

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Refreshing to know there are many programmers and S/W Engineers here...not just eggheads.

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donstan18:
Audit with no ICAN stamp and seal?
Is this how a certified audit looks like?

Just vibes, signature, menstrual cramps and pressure-induced fvckery on a white sheet.

To even think they attempted to release this fraudulent unverified statement as an audit due to the much pressure of giving accountability by the donors further proves that those lining up and waiting for steal and embezzle in this country are more that those stealing and embezzling.

This is not how and what a verified and well certified Audit looks like.

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If e pain you, do your own fundraising and show them how it should be done.

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As long as security personnel are only interested in collecting N100 tolls from drivers instead of security work, they are bound to fall victims to these killers. The next bus approaching they will be waiving down with AK-47 hanging casually on their backs could be the unknown Gunmen. But they are too blinded by N100 to use their brains.
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This is the kind that claims that yahoo paid him whereas he is a human parts merchant.

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Honchoslim16:
Please drop your comments.
I want to start ASAP.

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Before you start buying utensils....

Do you know how to cook?

Make you no go waste money buy utensils whereas you are bad cook. Double loss!

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They don't have enough manpower to effect all the arrests. Na luxurious buses Dem go charter for the ensuing barrage of snitching that would have come

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Shukushaka:
https://twitter.com/FMoCDENigeria/status/1390303864885186561




https://gazettengr.com/terror-minded-pantami-named-nigerias-most-outstanding-minister/?utm_source=ReviveOldPost&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=ReviveOldPost

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They beat Alexreporters to the hustle.

I know our Alex is shining his plaque too.
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Arrange based on the level of hatred among Nigerians:

1. Buhari
2. Shekau
3. Patani
4. Desmond Elliot
5. Gumi
6. Boko Haram
7. PHCN
8. Zenith bank
9. MBA forex
10. MTN

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Godwritten:
Get Tasly Propoils Syrup. It's the quickest cure for pneumonia and bronchitis.

Within 2week of using this Chinese product, you will begin to cough out thick whitish phylem with bubbles. In just 4weeks, your health will return to normal.

I really suffered. I could not bath with cold water even when the sun was badly hot.

The Tasly Propolis Syrup is so effective that I introduced it to a friend who nearly died of this dangerous disease. His case had developed to a stage where it became asthmatic. It became terrible the he began to use inhaler.

But within 2months, he bounced back in perfect health. So, don't fear.

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You don't seem to know the meaning of acute Bronchitis neither do you understand the prognosis.

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Odewaleadesoye:
Hello my fellow Nairalanders!

Since the beginning of this month, I have been having recurrent chest pain to the point of having difficulty in breathing.

On the 5th of May I visited my doctor and he told me to go for Proper Test at Ilorin.

I have been tested and I've been diagnosed with bronchitis and Pneumonia.

I need your prayers guys because this thing is affecting me seriously!

I can't breathe well and the chest pain is much.

But, I believe that I will overcome it and untimely death is not my portion.

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No big deal.
Continue with your doctor.
Don't listen to those writing prescriptions on this forum--don't self-medicate.
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I hope she has an airtight backup plan because historically Nigerian wealth no dey enter 2nd generation. Ask Abiola children.

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pocohantas:
I have been hearing of this scenario that plays out in fuel stations, but I didn’t know my day is coming.

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Poco the gangster!

Which cult you belong to in university?

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Good moves by the military.

The army in SE are acting up to appear busy so that they won't be drafted to the North. They know that the peaceful SE is the place to be unlike up North where Boko boys are using them for target practice.

Game plan: Keep doing gragra so that the higher echelon won't think they are idle.

Wouldn't you rather be in SE chilling or be one of these?:

https://www.nairaland.com/6540268/boko-haram-killed-five-soldiers

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Make e no be exchange o!

Just saying...

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harakiri:
I was illegally arrested and locked by SARS 10 years ago...I took the case to FSARS only for the accused to call and tell me he and his blood sucking crew are waiting for me at FSARS DPO office and I should come on time coz they have other things to do.

I changed my SIM card immediately.

Nuff said.

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They were in serious trouble. That's why they threatened you to see if you would chicken out. And you did. Case closed.

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Not necessarily true.

But the fact is one can sell the whole Imo State to the Fulani and not a single soul will be man enough to raise a voice. Hope can do with them whatever he pleases and they will be shuffering and shmiling.

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Bandits kill.

But when people arrest bandits, they hand them over to the police to be released back into the population.

Who are the losers?

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