₦airaland Forum

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Whoever is running the Radio Biafra is becoming a fly that has perched on a scrotum.

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Born2eatPussy:
[size=20pt]BUHARI[/size]is bent on destroying our once peaceful & lovely country
[color=#000000]I told my people not to vote for Buhari but they eventually did, now they are crying like a girl having menstrual pain[/color]

[size=20pt]Let's suffer this together so that next time we go get sense[/size]

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PMB may be bad.

But he was the best among all in the last election.

I am surprised that as good, educated and wise as you are, no party adopted you as a candidate.

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PhockPhockMan:
Imagine the President of Nigeria, Africa's most populated country, Africa's biggest economy now needs English interpreter to interpret his spoken English language.

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You are a clear proof that educational system in Nigeria has gone to the dogs. As enlightened as you claim, you have no freaking idea what closed caption means.

Nigerian graduates sure are unemployable.

SMH

Below is a closed captioned Pres. Obama's speech:

https://img2.timeinc.net/ew/i/2014/01/28/Obama-State-of-The-Union-2014.jpg




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linearity:
If you live outside Nigeria, the bad news is, you are not exempted from BVN registration; the good news is, you do not have to travel to Nigeria to do your BVN Registration.

A pilot program has started in London and can be taken advantage of by anyone......I got the below email from my bank today....It is funny that, the pilot program is only for two weeks, it started on July 7, 2015 and my Bank deem it fit to only information me today, July 14, 2015....Given that I live in the US, maybe they are giving me 'headsup' knowing that, I will not be able to travel to UK to take advantage of this...meaning Nigerian Bankers in UK who have their UK address as primary contact in their Nigeria Bank must have received this notification long before now, if not go do your BVN today...

Are you saying that I have to fly down to Europe for BVN registration?

In their dreams. It ain't gonna happen.

There are other places I can keep my funds.
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I need some space for some personal matters.

You have up till next week Friday to find another place.

***simple as that. No explanation necessary.

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Life is full of mystery.

Dan Amokachi that used to ball like a billionaire. Private jet, fancy cars, power bikes, and all life had to offer.

Lesson: Frugality is key to sustainable wealth and moderation is its foundation.

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It is bound to happen and it is happening.

Catholic priests are no longer the same.

Nice houses and nice cars will always attract kidnappers. Materialism killed priesthood a long time ago. And this is the result.

A friend of mine was killed along with his brother this year. Even though his vehicle had all the paraphernalia of a Catholic priest, they didn't think that it was enough reason to not have some cash in such a beautiful car. They blew his head off.
If you are priest and want to be seen as poor, don't live like a rich man.

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NO I == Ngozi Okonjo Iweala.

Someone is trying to butter PMB up for a soft-landing.

That's all.

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The first question is: Do they know how to jam a radio frequency?

Nigerians and textbook talks!

SMH

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US cannot compel Americans to accept same-sex marriages. Some states are vehemently opposed to it.

Nigeria does not stand for anything. Nigeria is like a beautiful woman with low self-esteem that opens her legs for every Tom thinking that lust is love. Nigeria is a beggar nation. As such, she has to dance to the dictates of her lenders and donors. Like Americans say, "there is no such thing as a free lunch"
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He needs hair plug

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You already have the background.

So use Google and youtube to practice like crazy before Tuesday. You should be fine if you are intelligent.

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ashmanpolo:


Next thing this girl started advising me to focus on my job-hunting and stop toasting girls.

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It is called "the silent killer" for a reason.

With the level of stress in Nigeria, people should keep an eye on their blood pressure. Your uncle in the village did not send that stroke.

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By their teeth you shall know them.
God forbid a Nigerian goes to a dentist.
Your main job will be root canal and extractions.
If the dental problem does not involve excruciating pain, Nigerians ain't coming to you for anything.

Cosmetic dentistry? In your dreams pal.

Which drill sef u wan use for teeth wey don dey demolish bones since childhood? Keep hammer and.chisel handy bc you go need them.
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Nigeria has 2 kinds of orders:
Government orders and koboko orders.

It is up to the beggars to decide which one they will obey.
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Mobebi:
You were beaten by your wife, and u had the guts to show the world your injuries...... issoriat.....

which mouth I want use tell the world say my wife beat me, still injure me again?

I don't support violence on women, but a woman who has d guts and mind to inflict injury on a man should be properly dealt with....

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Yeah.

But as soon as he beats her in return, you will be one of the hypocritical Nigerians that will make a demon out of him by labelling him " a wife-beater".

Domestic violence? Some men are dying in silence because they feel that crying out is not a manly thing to do.

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If she likes make she invoke amadioha and mamiwater.

If the film sweet, pirates go chop.

Death penalty for Malaysia no fit scare boys, na common juju fit do.
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You said Oba of Lagos is ceremonial. So how is he powerful? Some of the people you mentioned are not known beyond their local government.

The list should be:

Amanyanabor
Emir of Zauzau
Igwe Orizu (Nnewi)
Emir of Sokoto
Emir of Kano
Olubadan of Ibadan
Etsu of Nupe
Gbomgwon Jo's
Oba of Benin
Atta of Igala.

NB: The Agbor dude, Oba Lamidi, etc. are 2nd-Tier kings

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Now...

that's stealth!!!

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This was why Abacha, Buhari, IBB had to be ruthless. There was no loyalty. Everyone was striving to be on top and in the process,
friends had to eliminate friends. The so-called dictators were protecting their interests by killing suspected coup-plotters and their
propaganda machines masquerading as journalists. A lot of the financiers of the coups (eg. Abiola) had media houses they used to
water the ground for coup-plotters to strike. And they dealt him a heavy blow.

Buhari was not radical enough to plot a coup. Tunde Idiagbon was his backbone. But Buhari (being a senior military officer) had to
become the president to placate the North after Alh.Shehu Shagari was overthrown to avoid a repeat of Kaduna Nzeogwu saga.

Buhari was the president but the name that was feared by all was Tunde Idiagbon

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Like joke, like joke, this babe is withering away.

She let fame rob her of motherhood.

She will definitely look back in regrets.

Smart ones like Mercy Johnson, Nuella, Omotala, Stephanie Okereke, etc. and their male counterparts in Nollywood got it figured out.

And people like Linda Ikeji, Rita, Genevieve are busy dancing to the melodious tunes of sycophants who tell them
that family is secondary to fame--after all, marriage is not for everyone. I guess they are so important in their little world that
no man in the whole world is good enough for them. The ones cheering them on are the same ones burning midnight candles to get their own families.

HBD Rita. Like Igbo people say, "akwuna na ebe akwa nwa na una nka".

Ukwa ruru oge ya should daa.

How much fame and money do Rita, Genevieve, Linda Ikeji have compared to Julia Roberts, Britney Spears, Maria Carey, Halle Berry, Madonna, Angelina Jolie, Christiana Aguilera, Beyonce, Kerry Washington, Heidi Klum, Michelle Obama, Foluronsho Alakija, etc. who are busy enjoying motherhood and careers?

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elego1:
Note - cost of living in the united state was got from a united state information website.

1) MEAL, INEXPENSIVE RESTAURANT
US - 2000 naira ($10)
Nigeria - 100 naira.

2) CAN WATER(0.33 LITRE)
US - 266 naira ($1.33)
Nigeria - 50 naira.

3) ORANGE
US - 356 naira($1.76)
Nigeria - 20 naira.

4) ONE WAY TICKET (COMMERCIAL BUS)
US - 400naira($2)
Nigeria - 30-50naira

5)TAXI
US - 600naira($3)
Nigeria - 50 naira.

6) ONE MINS. OF PREPAID MOBILE TARIFF
US - 32naira($0.16)
Nigeria - 20naira.

7) INTERNET(MONTHLY)
US - 9400naira for unlimited browsing
Nigeria - 1000naira for 1GB.

ONE PAIR OF JEANS
US - 8000naira
Nigeria - 1000naira or 300naira for aloko.

9) ONE BEDROOM RENT PER MONTH
US - 152,600naira($976)
Nigeria - 4000 naira.

10) AVERAGE MONTHLY SALARY FOR PROFESSIONALS
US - 538,800naira ($2684)
NIGERIA - 60,000 naira.

TO BE CONTINUE..........

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What is the basis of your comparison?

You are comparing the cost of living in USA (minimum wage approx. N224k/month) vs. Nigeria (minimum wage approx N18k/month).

And you think your article is worth reading?

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refreshrate:
Global price of crude oil has still not been resolved. In fact i no see fuel buy, if i see na fight with agberos and other motorists for petrol station

The 5k allowee promised per month i no see the form fill talk less of get alert.

Dollar no gree come down to Naira make dem be 1 to 1, abi na Naira no gree jump to Dollar level? Any which way e no sha happen.

One free meal per day...my belle don dey touch my back o. Abi ramadan don become all year round event for all citizens?

This guy don post everybody for Nigeria come instigate a new level of political lying.
Next election na to vote who go promise everybody free car and free house.

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Double standard.

Have you fulfilled half of the promises you made to those ladies you chase around?

It is too early to decide if promises are fulfilled or not. Wait till after 4 years of Buhari to take stock.
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Yep!

All of you going down on Nigerian university

students...one.day you will lick the one you can't vomit.

Imagine performing cunnilingus on someone who uses these restrooms.

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Buhari dey fall my hand. I swear.

He should compile a list of all the "GEJ 2019" crew and post them to Borno with immediate effect to prove their patriotism.

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Walk away bc better slap is awaiting her at home.

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Mogidi:
How many bombs have boko haram detonated successfully outside the north? The fire would only engulf the north or some parts of the SW.

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Ekwulobia is too close to home.

Jail break and you got 99 problems.
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I am amazed at the level of bullshit that people could tolerate

Mogidi:
What can we say, it would be wrong to say Ntorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

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Ntoooor to who?

The fire, if and when started, will consume all including you.

So who are you " ntooooring"?

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