₦airaland Forum

johnkent:
I don't know where you're from but that's some good money. Only about 2% of Americans make over $200K/yr so yeah I'm happy about how much I make.

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OK.

You are happy. That's what matters.

Good luck.

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nijanigga:
Are Nigerians prepared for this? oil for $50/barrel in 2015.
http://www.cnbc.com/id/102189040?trknav=homestack:topnews:7

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Mistake #1: You are listening to cnbc.

Their viewership has been on constant decline for obvious reasons.

And that nutcase Jim Cramer? I rest my case.

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new2020:
Base? Liar..beware of people like this on Nairaland. Most Doctors don't even make that much before taxes. If a nurse made that much, most doctors and engineers would be Nurses by now or go on strike. The average salary for an anesthetist, a certified experienced one not a chief anesthetist Nurse, is under $150,000. My wife is one...certified anesthetist with over 10 yrs experience; so I know and she knows what her colleagues take home pay is!

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My biggest issue is that even though somewhat embellished, he thinks that $240k/yr is a lot of money @ smilling to the bank.

May be, because it is in Texas.

Some people are so new to things.

Well...Good luck Chief Kent.

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johnkent:
You just sound so dumb!!!!! Typical Nigerian mentality which is exactly why the country never seems to get ahead when a majority of its citizens are so backwards regardless of how many "degrees" they seem to have.

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Hey dude! Call it what you want.

No male nurse will touch me. About 90% of them act like females.

The ones that act macho may be on the down-low.

I will err on the side of caution on this one.

By the way, you know there are male nannies, beauticians, etc. too.

These are jobs real men should not be caught doing.

But if you are a nurse yourself...well you are one of a kind--a special breed of male.

No come here pretend say all is well

The same way naija people dey see male nurses, na same way Americans dey see am.

The difference be say Americans will be nice around you in order not to hurt your feelings.

But come on! As people don challenge you now, the only thing you fit talk na how much CRNA dey make.

Like I said, it is all about the money for those sissy males.
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No man wakes up in the morning and decides to be a nurse.

Condition na im make crayfish bend.

Most went into nursing for the money.

But most of the male nurses are gay or closet gay.

Nursing is the profession that will help them stay in touch with their inner femininity.

I bet they get off inserting urinary catheter into a male patient.

I will not be caught dead being attended by a male nurse.

Simple as that.
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I get am before no be property


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It means that if any person wakes up one day and tells u that he has been anointed, then throw away your common sense around him.

If he rapes your wife, carry your sister join.

If he joins armed robbery, defend him BC he is human and humsns fall for temptations. Blame it on the devil, accept his apology and pray for him more.

If he has private jet while u dey manage your legedez Benz, donate more.

Do everything he says.

And if anybody calls out his bs, be ready to sacrifice your life and heap insult on he/she that dares to out "Daddy" or "Mommy's" scam.

Then you will be crowned a soldier of the Bible.

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If I talk it will be akin to wasting some bullets on a vulture.

Let them live the way they live...after all to some folks, it is the best place in the world.

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ocelot2006:
Who the hell is begging for freebies from the Americans?! Us? Read the darn story again abeg. The last time the Americans gave us platforms for free, they were WW2 Coast Guard junk cutters and the recent bare Hamilton Class Ship + a bunch of Toyota Land cruiser pickups and trucks. That is it. In this case, we asked that they SELL old Cobra Attack Helos (key word *SELL*) to us.

That said, we shouldn't even be surprised about the actions of the Americans. It is typical of those two - faced clowns. The Ambassador shouldn't have even said anything in the first place. Besides, I'll still pick the Mil- 35 any day over the AH-6 Cobra, and we've got a host of other nations that'll be eager to sell their birds from the Chinese to the South Africans.

But the Americans should NOT insult us by claiming that we can't operate and maintain that platform.

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Some business locations have signs that say "We reserve the right to refuse services to anyone". So you can vent all you want. USA saidthat they are not selling to Nigeria. Case closed.

Those hunters and vigilantes in Mubi did not use Cobra to decimate BH. Even if, USA is not the only country that manufactures weapons.

Nigeria military does not want to fight. There is no motivation which is why a whole battalion would abandon their armament and flee to Cameroun at the first sound of gun shots.

Don't tell me that you cannot decipher a diplomatic way and politically correct way of telling someone to shove it.

Nigeria leaders are learners.

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F117AA:
You are an incorrigible moronn.
You claim to live in a 'developed' country, yet your thinking pattern are 4th world-like.
The example you chose was what i gave to you.
I can bet that you are a loser in real life.

Wow. I am impressed. One loose e-tiger on the prowl. I bet you are a chicken in person.
Engaging you will be a collosal waste of time because at the end nothing changes.
Perhaps you are intelligent but wallowing in apparent lack of exposure. I know a few people who used to be like you. It is not your fault.

I can understand.
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F117AA:
Apart from the US, the most powerful countries in the world are not the most developed.
India, russia and brazil still suffer power cuts.
Pakistan an islamic hotbed is a nuclear power.
Kill yourself if you can't live with that.

Kill myself you said. You got jokes.

The suffering you are going through in your life is enough curse already. So there is no need for me to add insult to your injury.

Of all things about developed world, the only association you want to make is on the negative ones you created out of your imagination.

See your life ( just saying BC I know you have none)
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ocelot2006:
No, we can't produce weapons.....just...

Pistols (Beretta M9, Browning Hi-Power)
Rifles (AK-47/Type 56, FN-FAL)
General Purpose Machine Guns
Rocket Propelled Grenades
Grenades
APCs (Igirigi, Proforce vehicles, Mekahog)
Tactical Vests
Unmanned Aerial Vehicles (Amebo series)

Yep...We can't produce any weapons..

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Then use it!!!

I hate the beggar attitude of Nigeria leaders.

Remind me again what Nigeria used against Ebola.
That's how u do it. Use what u have to solve problems, and the rest of the world will come calling.

It is not as if BH is using chemical and nuclear weapons. Ng. Army does not want to fight. If you like give them B2 bombers.

Like I will want sophisticated machines in the hands of those that think in this 2014 that ordinary electricity is Alien technology

slimmy05:
and you're here? keep wasting your time.

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Yes. I am here.

PEJ no dey feed me.

So I don't give a shlt about her.

Neither should she give a shlt about me.

I can voice my opinion about her: she sucks!

It is what it is.

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Nigeria engineers are sophisticated.
Nigeria engineers are this...Nigeria engineers are that.


Well...then build your own fvcking weapons!

Goddamn Nigerians take pride in knowing zilch.

Check the arrogance in folks whose eng Iineers cannot build a freaking slingshot.

Nobody owes you shlt


US should not sell weapons to Nigeria. If Nigerians cannot develop and build their own weapons, let them perish. Those US folks get 2 heads?

And when oyibo tells u that u are a bunch of monkeys, you will feel slighted. Yet you behave as one.

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All of you are just being mesmerized and attracted to the allure of power. That's all.

There is nothing exceptional about Mrs. Jonathan. She is just there.

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Yaya dey find ac
Ikonne say e get am.
They price finish.
Ikonne carry Yaya go house.
Yaya see ac finish say ba' magana.

Ikonne and Yaya work remove ac reach ground.
Yaya said e no go pay agreed price.
Ikonne come vex on top say he broke, plus effort nko?

Ikonne say as Yaya no want again, make dem put ac back.
Yaya said e no concern am...say Ikonne suppose pay for d one im help remove sef.

Now add provoke on top broke, fight start

Na so Yaya take quench.

Benard94:
There is this raging arguement in my area as to if one could date/marry his/her cousin. Some stood frankly against it while others saw no crack in it. Apart, what is the measure of closeness where one could restrict dating? Is cousin-dating ethical?

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Perhaps dating your mother or sister will make more sense.

Women dey scarce?
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Cry me a river!
The US dollar is up against a basket of currencies, not only naira. Euro, GB£, Aussie $, Russian rubble, etc. are all feeling the heat.

Last week, I asked the CBN to stop wasting funds on intervention because it never works. Russia has thrown just about anything to support her rubble but the slide continues unabated.

With less money going to FGN, it will not be able to meet her financial obligations: salaries, loan servicing, subsidy payments, etc.

So, expect fuel scarcity, debts, and retrenchment in the government agencies. And if you work for oil companies, expect pink slips if the trend continues. STOP SPENDING!!!Corporations have to protect their bottom lines. Before it was banks, now it is the turn of oil companies. Thousands are going to be sequestered.

And to those overtly patriotic Nigerians, this is the time to love and enjoy Nigeria. And if I hear any whining from any of you blind supporters of anomalies, thunder will fire you.

GEJ till 2050. How I wish naira slides to N250/$. Nigerians can only learn the hard way.

The more naira falls, more money for me. The more oil falls, more money for me. Some people talk the talk, we walk the way.

Let me head up to Grand Havana to smoke some cigar and sip some Champagne. Life is good.

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coldsummer:
[size=15pt]This is what they should have done long ago.

Enter strong tie with China and Russia and abandon the convenient parasite relationship with America!!!

Good radiance[/size]

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This is not the main issue.

Nigeria buys weapons and indirectly hands the weapons over to BH.

So...does it matter if FG buys from China, Russia, USA or God?

The weapons will end up with BH either way.


By the way, I don't know if the leaders remember that US does not buy Nigeria oil anymore.

So, USA does not give a flying fvck about Nigeria.

USA national interest comes before any phantom friendship, friendship in diplomatic term that is.

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Jakeattah:
What do you mean?

Don't you know people have serious attachments there?

Please if you don't know what to say don't quote me... what does your feeling sorry change?

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When are u going back to Maiduguri?

Attachments?

You mean self-hatred?

Well na person river catch im leg e dey swallow.

Continue with your attachment.

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You can wear any hairstyle u want if
a). You are wealthy
b). You work in an environment with minimal exposure to the public.
c). Your papa and mama still dey feed you.

Otherwise, like they say, first impression matters.

Your appearance can open doors or shut you out.

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maternal:
Everyone come back home, stop living as 2nd class citizens in a white man's country.

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LOL

You got me there.

I used to hear this always in this forum....then I remembered that misery wants company.

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Jakeattah:
Everyone should be vigilant please... it seems these evil people are trying to spread the terror to the other parts not only the north east now.

When I was leaving Maiduguri last week, a man was arrested from the park transporting bombs to another state.

Please be vigilant

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You just left Maiduguri last week?

This is why it is becoming difficult to feel sorry for the victims.

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2012 and 2013 salaries?

People could be wicked!!!

Speechless.

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The same USA that refused to sell Zmapp to Nigeria to fight Ebola.

What happened to Ebola thereafter? Nigeria had to improvise and searched inwards to defeat Ebola.

Nigeria is a Sovereign nation and not the 51st State of US.

If USA wants a 51st state, it will not be a freaking n.i.g.g.a nation.

Apparently Nigerian leaders do not understand what "ally" and "friendship" mean in diplomatic term.

So Mr. Adefuye..STFU and talk to your alcoholic President to look inwards.

This madness has to stop somewhere.

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idealsico:
No.It is not insensitivity.We can not allow insurgents to hold this country to ransom. It was actually timed to dissuade the president from declaring his intentions. There are better ways of achieving and or proving your opposition/dislike for the president without taking innocent lives. Again, the masterminds have been disappointed. Nigeria is bigger than any individual or region. God bless Nigeria. My condolences to the bereaved families.

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We have heard this line of argument before. How many have died after the Nyanya bombing?

Indifference will cease to exist when you or someone very close to you becomes a victim.

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Nigeria.... Same old story and the masses join the bandwagon to make their lives worse to the benefits of the few with direct access to the Presidency.

Let's go down memory lane. Whatever you see and hear today has been done or said before.

IBB: Association for Better Nigeria (ABN) championed by Arthur Nzeribe.

Abacha: Youths Earnestly Ask for Abacha (YEAA) championed by Daniel KANU. They organized 2 million man march for Abacha.

OBJ: (?) Championed by Andy Ubah via sharing of largesse in his black Range Rover running into millions of dollars.

GEJ: Transformation Ambassadors of Nigeria (TAN) being championed by Ifeanyi Ubah.

They all sold the same storyline. That is that their principal is the messiah for Nigeria and demanded continuity.

Like the f.ools they were,ordinary folks are joining the bandwagon to regurgitate the propaganda they chewed while hoping that God will come down from heaven to change Nigeria into the El Dorado they dream of.

GEJ till 2050? Go ahead. Sell your souls. But when the dust settles, your lives will still suck.

My regret is that APC is not fielding any credible alternative.

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Why don't you call GEJ to find out?

You said that he returned Capital Oil to Ifeanyi Ubah...so why are you bothering NLers who were not privy to the arrangement?

Perhaps Abati or Okupe will give you some "cogent" answers.

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ayo4dworld:
what if she lost that pregnancy after marriage and could'nt get pregnant eventually. It's a sin and we shouldn't encourage it at all. Children are God's heritage and can only be given by God. She getting pregnant before marriage doesn't guarantee her bearing child for you. Sin is a sin. Virginity is dignity, the pride of a woman is her body, the day she give her body to that guy she could't resist before marriage. From that day onward she looses respect and honour from such guys. So ladies be careful... Fornication is a sin and God detests it. Never engage in it, if you have been engaging in it, desists from it and don't fornicate anymore. It is well with you God bless you!

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I still means that she can get pregnant.

All waka waka runs and abortions wey some girls dey do these days, most people do not want to take chances.

...then end up in Pentecostal houses that will even make the matter worse.

Not surprising that a lot of good ladies prefer it too to separate themselves from the pack.

Some ladies wombs have entered voicemail a long time ago.

I think it is the right thing to do. But if you decide otherwise, good for you.

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NobleG1:
That golddigger (freecocoa) upsets me.

This is NL.

Do you expect people to pander to your emotion?

Being the weekend, some are typing after consuming the sixth bottle of big stout.

If you cannot take the heat on NL, do not comment. Or better, browse in "guest mode".

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NobleG1:
Ibu onye ara. My wealth attracts filthy golddiggers like you. I f*uck and dump as*sholes like you in a jiffy.

I'm f*ucking rich!

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Calm down.

Zuckerberg does not talk like this.

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