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Because if your wife is "very" pretty, everyone even your friends will be praying for your early departure to yonder so that they will take over.
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sucreblazing:
guy no lie ooo, se u don build house before ni Abi u dey do furniture work ?.....

the rate at which u understand the quotation if to say Na so u know ur book Na first u suppose to dey carry for class ooo

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It is called experience.

I bet you Spyder must have seen worse spellings after being in the field for so long.

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That's how it is supposed to look after the convention.

Cleaning crew should step in.
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aisha2:
You are right so many single mothers had to drop out of school to have their kids.
The essay is removed as a requirement

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This is nice.

May God reward you abundantly.


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Okijajuju1:
I love the palm weevil larvae and the winged termite..

The yam beetle I have never tasted and the locust is a definite No.

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I have not eaten the Yam beetle.

But everything else on the list is delicioso!!!

Not only winged termites, but termites themselves are yummy.

Mix termites with tapioca (African salad)..the crunchiness is very "orgasm1c".

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mikeansy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rosamsUvZlQ

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I wish him luck...even though I can barely understand what he is reading.

It sounds like a lullaby.

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6 cylinders dey chop fuel!

Solution: Block fuel lines to convert it to 4 cylinders vehicle.

Those mechanics....

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babyosisi:
https://www.nairaland.com/2029138/babyosisi-christmas-essay-contest#28594260

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Essay contest? Yaaaaaah!!!!

Finally. Common sense prevailed.

Xmas is two weeks away o!

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Just wondering...

Has Jonathan ever written any book(s)?

On another note, Babymama1 aka Babyosisi, I know you are still mad about the Xmas gift (cough cough) saga.

No let High BP get you on top my matter.



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CityNG:
It's not true and not a fact at all.

Have you personally gone through a divorce on Texas?

I have.

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I don't know which part of Texas you live in.

But the Nigeria capital city in USA a.k.a Houston is known for stories that touch the heart.

Statistically, Nigerian women have been murdered in Houston, Texas more than in any other city in the USA.

Go figure.
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Mutuwa:
Contempt of court.

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Contempt of court leads to arrest...not seizure of object of contempt.

Nigeria is a joke.

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CityNG:
This is not true at all.

Don't listen to stories make your own findings.

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What he stated is the fact. Go to Houston and see things for yourself.

These killings have been going on for many years now. It seems that it is now an annual occurence.

Bad advisers are not in short supply and they have advised and cheered many women to early graves. The discerning ones
stay away from them and sort their family wahala with their significant others.

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Sweetlemon:
I think you missed the message.

Possibly

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You got to give them credit.

Do you know how difficult it is to make people laugh?

Yes! Especially the ones that paid top naira to see an act.

Like one of them said, "if you think say comedy easy, make you try make a politician wey lose election laugh."

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chimkaire:
you got a reason to drop, anyway. #emergency# watch emergencies occuring time and again .

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That's why it is necessary to vett who you date.

Don't settle for less.

I said emergency. No emergencies.

Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me.

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Some people have different ideas about dating.

When I go out, I do because I need to relax.

If you happen to be with me, enjoy the fun and then get back to your schedule.

Asking for money? It better be for emergency.

I have income requirements for dating. I will not date a lady based on appearance alone.

I don't want any liability. So as she dey judge my matter, na so I dey judge hers.

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Anything to the contrary would be an aberration.

This is being the jury and judge in your own case.

GEJ's performance index polled by Okonjo Iweala is at 60%.

Does anyone still take Mrs Iweala serious? She is an agent of oppression planted by her masters. And she is doing a damned good job at it.
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I love it.

When they removed oil subsidy, they promised to use the saved funds to refurbish the moribund refineries. And till date, no one has held them accountable to that promise.

When Mrs Iweala was queried on some of her phantom economic policies, she replied with "nattering nabob of negativism" and typical Nigerians, they gave her a round of applause at her mastery of the Queen's English.

As we debate, the economy is on auto-pilot and the caretakers are busy preparing their el Dorado in different countries where they and their families will seek solace when they jump ship.

Ordinary citizens? They are busy sharpening their knives and loading their weapons for the D-day. And when the raging hormones are calm, shout APC or PDP to get their adrenalin levels up again.

All I can do is laugh.

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aisha2:
Its a shame what our youths have turned into.
I participated in long essays and debates for much less but it was good hardwork money.
The boys can write long endless yahoo letters and go amd be begging on blogs for chicken change and recharge cards.
I was on book scholarships throughout university from essays and debates. They had plenty criteria transcript, GP above 3.5 etc and I was proud to keep up. Common 250 words in correct English is a problem yet the girls can sleep with married men for phones worth less.
I am tired of reading half words and will support this with N10,000.

Mutter please move over with that sanctimonious attitude, who sent you? Who begged you? Go and continue in your " vineyard " and stop pissing on the good works of others.

To young people participating HARD WORK PAYS EASY MONEY MAY BE SHORTCUT BUT HARD WORK TAKES LONGER BUT HAS LIFE LONG BENEFITS

Can I be one of the Judges@ babyosisi I am a fan of proper writing

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Na like this you take dey scatter the long essays for your school?

English don suffer!

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babyosisi:
3) Write a short story here ( not more than 250 words) titled " An event in my childhood that impacted me greatly"
Please make sure to edit your spellings and get your tenses right,no bad English please,it will affect the decision.

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Now see person wey wan promote better grammar

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KelvinGraphics:
I dey tell U bro.
But with that e go dey competetive and fun

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That's funny !

The page go reach 1000.

LOL.

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LordExecutioner:

However, your grammar is also very poor. And perhaps you need to work on yourself, before asking people on the forum to write unnecessary essays for a meagre amount, just because they are unemployed. Same for the OP and the judges.

Christmas is for giving the less privileged. Not what this thread is about. Initially, when I saw the thread; I thought it was a good idea, for good gesture, for the season of the year. But after reading all the strings attached; it reeks of ego tripping and attention seeking. All of you need to rid yourselves off this ridiculous loutish and lousy mentality.

If you want to give with a clear mind, there are ways to go about it.

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The highlighted statements got me laughing.

Even the Bible said it.

Mathew 7:5, "You hypocrite, first take the log out of your own eye, and then you will see clearly to take the speck out of your brother’s eye."

But not Aisha2--the Nigerian that writes letters for Queen Elizabeth.

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aisha2:
Its a shame what our youths have turned into.
I participated in long essays and debates for much less but it was good hardwork money.
The boys can write long endless yahoo letters and go amd be begging on blogs for chicken change and recharge cards.
I was on book scholarships throughout university from essays and debates. They had plenty criteria transcript, GP above 3.5 etc and I was proud to keep up. Common 250 words in correct English is a problem yet the girls can sleep with married men for phones worth less.
I am tired of reading half words and will support this with N10,000.

Mutter please move over with that sanctimonious attitude, who sent you? Who begged you? Go and continue in your " vineyard " and stop pissing on the good works of others.

To young people participating HARD WORK PAYS EASY MONEY MAY BE SHORT COURT BUT HARD WORK TAKES LONGER BUT HAS LIFE LONG BENEFITS

Can I be one of the Judges@ babyosisi I am a fan of proper writing

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Now it is becoming worthwhile.

Christmas Essay competition organized by Babyosisi.

And not "Hey! I got dollars. Tell me the story of your life, bring your CV and certificates so thst i can give $100 to one of you suckers"

For once, we agreed that it is not a "GIFT".


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babyosisi:
So this eediot is still roaming around on the thread she claims to detest with every fiber in her being
Is this a he or she
Does anyone know?
You see your life?
The thread pains you and you hate the whole idea but still you can't keep away after 18 pages
How messed up is that?
Over 1.7 million topics on nairaland and you still choose to stay on here whining like a little girl
Sorry o
Let me go get a hankie to wipe your tears abi na feeding bottle you wan make I carry come
Just wait,I am coming nne

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Here we go!


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Good news.

They should work on air safety too to avoid news about air or near air mishaps.

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KelvinGraphics:
Okay sir. Or better still u guys should send the dollarz to my account. Na me need am pass or stage a debate where everyone gats to write and convince you the judges on why they think they need the money more than everyother contestant.
Na there you go read and hear of different problemz wey u never hear of before

Lol.

You go fear stories

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mutter:
This is so alarming! Such insults because someone dared criticize you.
Well you get me wondering if this is a "gift" or an ego trip. It is a shame really.
Even when giving a gift, give in such a way that it can be received with dignity.

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It is more of an ego trip.
She thought if she mentioned dollars every knee will bow.
When I questioned the rationale for such sickly conditions for such a meagre amount, some discerning minds joined forces to make it a joint effort.
All of a sudden, it became a competition instead of a "gift" (rolling eyes).

It is all about massaging her ego. She tried it years back and she was rightly shunned. I guess she can now walk around with some misguided air of importance for feeding the whole nation with $100.

Be wary of the ones that go with megaphone around town to announce their acts of charity.

She has a list of motherless' babies homes and homeless shelters she could donate the money if she so chooses. But then it will not satisfy that aspect of megalomaniac attention.

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babyosisi:
Put your money where your mouth is
Talk in cash
We are now at $450
Take it to 500 or $600 instead of all your dogoturenchi

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I am not a blind follower.

I spend on things that are of strategic interest to me.

All I did was call you out. Others that felt touched chipped in. That's all.

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Busybody2:
Nah, Missmeiya pledged and will honour it as an honourable and upright member of Nairaland.


Since you are indisposed, can I send you to your fellow badbelle partypoopers such as Zuby777, invertedhammer, etc, that the total has risen to $350 and still rising...

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My replies were aimed at the $100.

If the "salary" gets to $1000....Good.

And the only reason others are chipping in is because they know that the $100 and the requirements are just too inhumane to be called a gift.

The fact remains that it is an essay competition. Thus, it should not be masked as philanthropy.



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babyosisi:
I thought you left the thread
You still dey?

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Don't be mad.

Na you carry juju and New Orleans (#plenty_Yoruba_babalawo) enter the discussion...and that got me thinking.

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babyosisi:
Don't mind them
I will use a certificate (without a name)and go to a shrine in New Orleans to do juju of start answering the name of their university
This is the same country thousands paid application fee to be trampled under feet at a job search
No be by force sha

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Who knows?

Babalawo requirements are getting weirder by the day.

May be, you wan package am send to your people for naija make them do transfer of wealth.

As in tie people destiny and transfer their blessings to you.

There is no such thing as free meal. No be Christmas hustling spirit we dey so?

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UniqueGem:
Mr and Mrs Nairaland competition was neither tagged with a PRIZE nor a GIFT. It was prolly conducted at a participants risk. No Cert was demanded, no confidential info was demanded too. Though i term it(Mr & Mrs Nl) a worthless venture. But still, everything was at a participants discretion. You can't call something i worked hard to get a GIFT. Asking me to write an essay is like asking me to come for a job interview. Asking me to upload my cert is like asking me to come for the interview with my CV. Then at the end of the month, u dare call my HARD EARNED salary ($100) a GIFT. Are you high on some cheap weed or something?

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Who dash monkey? You do all these no mean say you go get the money o!

100+ people put in all the effort, write their life story, send Certificates, etc. and na only 1 person go win. Abi you forget?

Some people are just wicked.

Babyosisi, e no go better for u.

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