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Out of curiosity, how do you intend to verify state of employment?

@ Token_Christmas_Gift_for_An Unemployed Youth

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niceeric:
Thanks MODs.....Thank You!!!!

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A big relief indeed.

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babyosisi:
We have heard you,can you now move on
Sheesh

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Make it $500.

We know you have the money.

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ok

slap1:
How many years unemployment experience is required?

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LOL.

You go fear Xmas gift!!!

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babyosisi:
I just thought of blessing someone this Christmas season and I thought what better people than the youths of our nation suffering under corrupt leadership with empty unfulfilled promises.
It's not much
Just $100 only
I tried doing this many years ago but it didn't get much support

CFCfan,berem and Cococandy can you help me be the judges

[size=18pt]Selection criteria[/size]

1) You must reside in Nigeria

2).Your handle must have been registered on nairaland for at least one full calendar year with up to 200 posts or more to qualify
If you have a job please don't bring bad fortune on yourself by claiming to be unemployed.

3) Write a short story here ( not more than 250 words) titled " An event in my childhood that impacted me greatly"
Please make sure to edit your spellings and get your tenses right,no bad English please,it will affect the decision.

4) You must also tell us at the beginning of your story what university,polytechnic or college of education you graduated from and what course you studied,with a picture of your certificate as an attachment to your short story.( please cover your name)

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Applications without meeting all the criteria will be thrown out.[/size]

The winner will be announced on December 14th and the award given on December 16th

Let the stories begin

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All these criteria for $100.

You harsh o!

God forbid you have to hire someone for a permanent position, you will demand an arm and a leg.

And you had the effrontery to call it a Gift.


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Youngzedd:
Upper Iweka at Night, [size=14pt]the Las Vegas of Nigeria[/size]

www.nairaland.com/attachments/1908469_10527279102048540584871054887911931357266860n_jpega1dfb9305f95f0406f464317a115ab19




THIS IS JUST SAD!

2 cartons of Xmas lights on a fence....turn street light on...Bingo!

Onitsha turns to Las Vegas. This is an assault on common sense

My people. My people. SMH


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aguiyi1:
my broker didnt supply such feed, the low on my chart is 67.57, i joined the bulls from there but am selling this morning from 72.40, hoping to take profit at 67.57 before thursday

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You are trading Brent that's why.

Good luck.

I don't discuss trading anymore for personal reasons.

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MegMich:
A typical African man has the following bad attributes:

1-feels threatened in the presence of a competent lady

2-has a low self esteem with a disgusting ego.

3-tags himself rare when it comes feminine matters! after all the ratio of male to female is still 1:5

4-likes to sit on top of matters even when he is clueless and sooooo wrong. Keshi a typical example.

5-thinks he is wiser than the white man. See them slaving their loved ones in exchange for mirror or thinking they can survive and surpass the white man in virtually every thing.

6-rarely accepts he is wrong. Will rather give one thousand and one excuses to ascertain this claim.

7-will never believe he is at least comfortable. He is always managing perhaps for years.

8-will never accept a female leader. Who born you?


Add yours joor....

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Only God knows the issues you have with your father. It is sad that these are the qualities you found in him as a typical African man.

Counseling may be?

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GEJ may be good but in this fast-paced day and age, he does not deserve to be leading even a team of monkeys.

He just doesn't have it. Sentiments aside.

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berem:
Of what benefits is the training anyway?

They have finished intel gathering...and they are out.

LOL. Poor Africans!

Beat me once, shame on you; beat me twice, shame on me.

Nigeria is of no economic importance to USA after they discovered oil in their backyards. Therefore, it is pointless expending resources to assist Nigeria. They chose to be docile until Nigeria gave up on the phantom training.

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aguiyi1:
this weeks low maybe 67.57

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As anticipated, overnight flush out to 63.80

And then STOPS demolition all the way back up to 68.50.

All look too familiar.

Wash....rinse...dry and cycle.
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It has to be some kind of a prank.

V8 for commercial transport?

Person go enter this for this December?

It doesn't even make sense no matter how you think about it even though it is a retrofitted 12 years old G-Wagon.

Abiolainfo:
The attention of a pauper, I rebuke it

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What a hobbledehoy!

An indictment of your parent.

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Abiolainfo:
Its hightime you start learning what politics entails because you might be the future president of








For your mind. President of NURTW Did I just broke ur heart

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Do u really want my attention?

Is that how much you are deprived?

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ireneony:
to my own understanding;
1.he has vision
2.he is a giver
3.he have a good heart
4.he pays his tithe regularly
5.he listen to the words of his elders
6. he is not afraid to speak the truth
7.he is confident
8.he is not a dreamer but he actualise his dream



when you have these qualities, you will end up rich, not just rich but wealthy

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I beg to differ

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8 SAN and 69 lawyers.

Unnecessary show off.

Too many cooks dey spoil one pot of soup.

You cannot even get three lawyers to agree on one thing. Now you are wondering about 8 different egomaniacs and 69 others who are thinking " what the fvck are we doing here".

SMH

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Kick her out.

That's the only way to slap her back to reality.

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OP:

Nothing in the story depicts racism.

He saw two black folks who may rob him as a good number of them do.

He got away. Yet una carry una wahala go sit next to them on the bus.

They moved because they thought that you were coming in for the kill.

Next time, learn to mind your busy. It is not by force to discuss with a stranger.

If na naija sef, this time of the year, the man go hold im blokos may e no be say like play play the thing go disappear.

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It has been established that most of the plane crashes in Nigeria occurred on Saturday due to dearth of trained personnel.

Why can't people avoid flying on Saturday?


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It is natural.

Once you make it, you move out of the ghetto.

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justwise:
Now its balanced, women have their toys and men with their dolls.

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So every group should have their own money now.

Excellent!

Some people are shivering in their boots already.

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It is very sad that in Nigeria, the masses are not looking for someone to take them to the promised land.

Rather they are looking for the one who is most likely to do the least damage to them.

SMH

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kmariko:
This is what I term " arrogance of security". It would have been obvious to the operators of religious activities in the country that BH will be targeting their facilities in other to extract maximum casualties.
Question is what security measures were in place to forestall the BH and their moles in the mosque.

Security is everyones business not just the government.
Like Sanusi said ...protect yourself do not wait for the government.

RIP to the death

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BH and their moles in the mosque?

Now this is funny!!!

prettyboi1989:
Nigeria's day of reckoning is approaching. Now that USA has stopped importing nigeria's oil, we'll c who nigeria will be selling its oil to. USA is in its shale oil boom with deposits containing about 4.8 trillion barrels. Little wonder why oil prices are falling drastically cos of low demand.

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If you work for any oil company, your jobs are going to be on the line soon.

No more living big for now. Start saving seriously because some jobs got to go.

Forewarned is forearmed.
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aguiyi1:
there is no end in sight for the price crash yet.
price is below the pivot point on all time frame, it has also broken out of bearish channel.
the first chart is the weekly,, the second is the daily while the third is the 4 hourly chart.

i see Brent is set to hit 69.99 before 10th of December .

my personal opinion

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"Possible" throw over to flush out weak hands. Considering that today is Friday and last trading day of the month, anything is possible. Partial trading day because of Thanksgiving holz in USA. The last flush looked like massive stops got triggered. Volume will confirm this assertion.

Next week will be the guide.

Watching from the sideline with keen interest.
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sebali:
When Okonjo speaks I wonder how she ever got to such a high position in world bank because I use to think that Imanmadu(man kn man) was peculiar to africa.

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Sharp object sharpens sharp object.

This is why parents advise their wards to keep good and intelligent companies.

NOI works with dullards and they have reduced her to their level.

You cannot sleep with pigs and expect to smell fresh in the morning.



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phazotron:
probability =1 in every 100

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1 in 100 = Once in a lifetime opportunity. That's what we need in life.

It is better than the odd of winning a lottery.

Can you imagine the guy that treated Patience Jonathan like a princess when she had nothing.

We may not hear of him. But he is sitting pretty good today.

GEJ does not even have to know.

Be kind to the people you meet on your way up b/c...(u know how it is said).

No condition is permanent.

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I still dey try figure out how Dora come get such a beautiful daughter.

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Vivly:
I keep looking forward to the day Men Will stop objectifying women and women will stop men from objectifying them.
Someone compliments your a$$ and you say 'Thanks'? That's crap!
See a woman as totally beautiful, a complete package and stop the stereotypes on a$$ and boo.bs.
It never used to matter before. Why the sudden change now?
Just my humble observation though and No, I'm not flat assed.
The objectifiers can now jump on my post.

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Load of crap!

God created eyes for sight. God created brain to process info.

The same u that want to dress whatever way you want should free men to judge you whatever way they want.

Objectify women? Please!

Check women oriented magazines and what they and their readers say about men with 6-packs ab.

Objectify women?
Women pay top dollars sometimes to get a33 like that.

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A government that faces dwindling income and goes ahead to spend N9 billion on kitchen stoves can never embrace austerity measures unless of course the measures are targeted at the masses.

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It seems the job na turn by turn.

So na Nigeria turn.

Whoever reps Nigeria takes it.

Nothing about personal qualities involved.

So...kini big deal?