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ayoadebo:
you didnt add its only in unilorin regardless of Fg vs ASUU you wont go on strike.
regardless of fuel scarcity you will always get to school.
you just 1 tarnish the school image mofo.
Dress code go bust you soon

EPIC REPLY!!!!!



Most of what the Op said is just to create humour for the most part. University of Ilorin is an amazing school, and despite all the cracks stated by the OP(Many of which are exaggerated though), The fact still remains that it is a school you would be proud to have passed through.

The fact that many people think the OP is foolish for staying away from free punny is just shocking...very foolish replies I've been reading since. Pity.

OohMpa:
[color=#808000]E get one girl for here wey people talk say she fine....
Open thlead, you see her name
One guy mention crush, you see her name
One guy even call am baby mama

Ooh Mpa say this girl must be veli veli fine.
Ooh Mpa bought anti hypertension dlugs just in case her beauty for dp give me hypertension. Ooh Mpa also bought a full cup of Vaseline just for preasure

Ooh Mpa now open the plofile, The thing dey load small. Argh, this pinshure must be very fine, ooh Mpa said....
After pinshure load, ooh Mpa look am for 30 secs, look site, look link to make sure na the right moniker. E load am again, again up to 8x, rotate am, even uproad for hin plasma, The thing still dey as e dey...

Ooh Mpa no talk, waka go meet person wey sell am Vaseline, give am upper cut
NL bwoiz, una know who fine?

She be mod, ooh Mpa no wan ban [/color]

This guy is awesome!!! .. LMPO!!

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Awaiting your reply.

Funny thread

@ebonflex.


Man...You're killing this thread! I couldn't just quote all your posts, but really they are all superb, pragmatic and well informed.

@Boland

Very nice thread. I totally get your point and I think every true man would get your point too, It baffles me as to why some men would come on here to say the decision not to marry a "beautiful" woman is based on the man's inferiority complex - It's not, it has nothing to do with inferiority complex, it's actually a very objective and logical way of reasoning, because let's face it, the general belief with most or very many "beautiful" women is that the 9planets literally revolve around them.

As a guy no matter how put together and upwardly mobile you are, you can't deal with that kinda of a woman except you really put it in some drastic measures, some of which were prescribed by ebonflex, but not all men are emotionally toughened for that.

This however is not to say, a man should limit himself and his desires, it's everyman's desire to marry a woman who falls under the caption "Allure of the eyes".. He walks into a room with her and his ego goes up by 50,000watts because he sees other guys starring at him with the " guy you don hammer look"...... But would you trade that for peace of mind?.

Would you rather marry a super gorgeous lady who thinks that because of her beauty, you should lick her ass with the attention deserving only for gods or would you rather marry a not so beautiful lady who you mean the world to and who respects and reciprocates all your care and attention.


The balance to this post is this : Ultimately marry a lady (beautiful or not) with an amazing character, who is humble, loving, caring, and all other good stuff - There are super beautiful ladies who have such characters, but hey logically comparing the number to those who don't have such.... The answer is obvious.

It has been really hilarious and inspiring and even somewhat touching reading through all these stories. My present boss for the most part is a wonderful woman, even though I feel I deserve way more than she's paying me because the work is really tasking (Creatively and Intellectually), but I like the fact that there's room to grow in the company and there's so much experience to garner....To add to that, it's ultimately in line with the type of company I plan setting up later on. I know people change, either for the better or for the worse, but if she continues being as cool as she is, then whenever it is I'm leaving I'm sure we would still remain buddies afterwards.


I'd also like to add this, I know it's really tempting and difficult having to turn down more financially rewarding offers from bigger companies, but you must ask yourself- if the position you're going to occupy in that company resonates with your calling and purpose in life, I don't want to sound overly spiritual, but really it pays to work in a place where you kinda have this "I was born for this" feeling. Money would always come when you're in your divinely pre-destined niche because if you only continue looking out for financially fulfilling offers, when are you going to discover yourself.

Last bullet:
There may be many people viewing this thread and wondering "All these people wey just dey talk resignation resignation so, when me I never even see contract job". One thing you must understand is except very few people, every other person was once like you-with no job, just hoping and waiting,but finally...Their continued hope, patience and committed dedication to self improvement paid off, and now they have jobs that they can talk about. So don't give up or throw in the towel- Your rejoicing is near.

jashar:
Why not?

They have nice curly hair. . Besides, my family would be doubly blessed.

True.

A lady that is not witty...That's the deal breaker for me, no matter how pretty she is...I can't stand a lady that is "witty less", not even if she comes with a billion dollar monetary reward. Communication is key for me and a lady that is not witty kills communication

PrinceJustice:
hahahahhaha this got me cracking, but seriously even when we're not yet married?

Erm @chynazom where art thou?

Your marriage will be as strong as your "dating/courtship" was, it is what we do when dating or courting that sets the stage for the quality of our relationship in marriage..... For instance, if it's not okay to cheat on your wife, it shouldn't be okay to cheat on your girlfriend.

elantraceey:
Relating to the last time we talked

You know all this election smoke has formed a thick fog in the atmosphere

so right now I'm trying to look for what you said the last time we talked

but I can't see it because of the smoke.

If you call me....we can talk about it

elantraceey:
Relating to the last time we talked

ohhh...that

elantraceey:
Ok then make a guess.

You know you don't like guesses

The same thing with me too

elantraceey:
i think you should know the one i'll be interested in.

I do many styles though.

So you would have to be more specific.

elantraceey:
i don't like some kind of new things especially your latest style.

Which of the styles?

elantraceey:
No way

So you don't like new things?

Are you now into tokunbo?

elantraceey:
hmmm that's new

You like?

elantraceey:
i think you should tell me

Tracey go and sleep

Anything you can not do in the presence of your partner with them smiling at you in the process is cheating as far as I'm concerned.

Kissing is even going too far, there's a way you would hug another girl that your girlfriend would consider as cheating.

The essence is once you're in a relationship, especially one you truly cherish, what matters most are the terms and tags
and definitions that your partner gives, all your own terms become secondary. If your partner feels that you're ignoring
them because you don't call everyday, then no matter how you've previously interpreted the concept of ignoring, maybe
to mean not calling for 1 week- that definition ceases to be.

elantraceey:
well I'm not quick to change remember

Ofcourse you're not....what's that eight lettered word
used to describe that character again ? *pensive*

elantraceey:
Hmmmm

I see you're still in love with that word.

elantraceey:
I pledge are you sure you mentioned the right reason?


Thanks anyway.


my favourites are much but i'll just name few.


Inza- because he's a terrible friend

Thanks a bunch

elantraceey:
Lmao


Inza come and see your mate

We are waiting for you to break the Internet with your own shirtless six pack too

SimpleJetty:
In my opinion, you went off track when you took sides with him that you were a staunch PDP supporter. Your answer ought to have been you weren't into partisan politics

True.

nikkflexible:
hilarious....naijasinglegirl always making sense since time immemorial

This your moniker na he le le o

Naijasinglegirl:
haha. I would have probably gotten the job if not for shoki

Any time I see your moniker, I just laugh ahead, because I know the post is going to be hilarious!

Just a bit curious though, are your posts fiction or non-fiction?

Particularly this one, did it happen to you for real?

MizMyColi:
Permission to put this on FP?

I saw you were the last poster, so I had to come in to see what you wrote.

Me, I don't do religious arguments anymore, especially with people who are so so so fixated on their parochial perspective of a God whose being transcends what we could ever fathom, yet has his image embedded in us, humans.

Permission granted, even though you already took it from me

Honestly I wasn't going to reply to any comments, I was just going
to read and move on, as I've been doing recently, but ahh Nne, I kept
getting stomach ache from reading some of this misconceptions.

People really need to know what the New covenant is about

DONBROTHER1:
Never think that ur repentance will make u escape the law of karma from whatever mistake u have made in the past though u will be forgive by God. but u should know that the law of karma acted on paul the apostle though he was the greatest among the apostles but he saw so much persicution bcus he was once a persicutor of the gospel of jesus christ.

Bro,

You've missed it by miles....Peter was persecuted, John was persecuted, James was persecuted
and the same goes for all other disciples of Christ, persecution has nothing to do with karma, it
rather falls along the lines of one of Jesus' teachings about being "ready to take your cross" to follow
him.

Even as Christians in this contemporary setting, we still get persecuted because we are
living in a world that for the most part is dark and seething with evil. Being persecuted as a
Christian is more or less a "standard" for true Christians, because persecution is the world's lame attempt
to break us and ridicule our testimony.So paul's persecution has absolutely nothing to do with what he did
in the past....Nothing at all.

oakson:
Seconded! I often tell people but they struggle to get the fact that this karma of a thing is out of the new covenant inherent in Christ and also from an oriental religion
What is the efficacy of the BLOOD then

Are you minding all those Karma loyalists?....They don't know shiii to be honest

I just don't have ample time on my hands right now to correct some of their erroneous misconceptions about karma
especially the one the OP made and ridiculously used Christ's crucifixion to buttress her error, not knowing that it is
Christ's crucifixion that makes the concept of karma useless!

Nobody is saying actions don't have consequences but you have to put it in context and not chalk up every
or most unfortunate circumstances plaguing someone as a function of karma. If that is the case then why do
bad things happen to "good" people.