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IyaTola:
Run from office politics
One-man business, no growth even with your salary. Some 9ja boss will chop your salary and even call police to arrest you for no reason
Challenges: Some female bosses are the Devil's PA

Avoid female bosses as much as you can especially the fat ones or old spinsters

Like my Oraimo wey don carry belle in less than a year

Na to clean the pancake and paint from his mouth

My Nokia 7.1 fits my hand and pockets well

You never jam plus size women, dem go suffocate you with love and very wicked when they turn to hate you

No dey confuse village boy, call am fuel or petrol.
Wetin concern my gas cooker with fuel tank

thorpido:
Na she be legislator.
Na she be beauty queen.
Na she dey make shoes.
Na she dey blow sax......

Nne..

Anyway,ji si ike.

That is eh
Artisan
Politician
Showbiz
Entertainment / Instrumentalist
Fine face with big aszz

Omo

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What if you saw the teeth and ears and tongue

Jewessgratitud3:
Hm... I'm not a fan of isi Ewu especially when I heard its prepared with the brain.

I remember the last time I came close to eating it in 2009.. immediately they brought it and I saw the goat eye in the motar, I told my friend I'm not eating. He then ordered for nkwobi and since then it's either nkwobi or ugba and okporoko.

If I'll ever try it again it has to be prepared without the brain and let me not see the eyes.

Ah, No. 1 Zaddy? Noooo
How will they survive

It should be a rerun at worst

IDIOT - When you cannot know and you don't know that you don't know

Racoon:
IGNORANCE - When you do not know

STUPIDITY: - When you know and doubt still

FOOLISHNESS: - When you refuse to know but still doubt and show that you know.

MADNESS: - When you know, or refuse to know but don't care in the face of obvious facts.

WISDOM: - When you know or don't know but are ready to play safe for self and others.

Caucasian man

No alternative to rice o
(fast to cook, taste well with minimal condiments)

Meat?
If for soup, try mushrooms, cow skin, pork meat (if possible) or dried fish

Oyin, common side chic job to save a marriage, you cannot do

whitejs:
From points 3 & 7

Do you mean it causes extreme shyness?
@ Naijatask

@
ITbomb

& others

What's your view, please?

Some may call it shyness but it's actually the lack of motivation to go for any female.
For instance, personally, get your wig on, your long lashes, painted nails, heavy perfume and skimpy dress, you look disgusting to me because you look vain to me and only suited for playboys who will abuse you. I can never engage with you.

But give me something like this (especially with the big boobz) and watch me all around you because I feel you can handle responsibility

she replied with "next time ask for my permission first".

A liability looking for permission first before you recoup your investment

Understand that when people start using their past life to preach, in most cases, it was because they overdo it.
I drink beer once in a while, but some guy who drown in beer will get saved and start preaching how bad beer is.
It's all about responsibility

The Apostle Paul writes (I Corinthians 6:12), "'Everything is permissible for me'-but not everything is beneficial. If beer dey make you irresponsible, leave am for those that can handle it
'Everything is permissible for me'-but I will not be mastered by anything." Masturbation is very addictive, don't let it control your life

Naijatask:
Here are some reasons why you should never indulge in pornography and masturbation as a male:

1) It causes erectile dysfunction.
True, but research has shown that the erectile dysfunction due to masturbation is actually not having erection at the sight of every and any female. Rather, there's always some female and will instantly cure the erectile

2) it causes back ache. I can name a hundred other activities that causes back ache

3) it causes heavy depression and anxiety that will make you want to avoid people and stay hidden in your room for the whole day.
That's the essence, avoid unnecessary stress of trying to impress some liability

4) it makes you unproductive.
Normal sex makes you tire as well. Just eat good food and convert the time wasted on relationship wahala to be productive

5) if you're someone who's religious, you'll feel that the act gets you away from your faith and God.
Wickedness and oppression and cunning life takes you away from God more

6) it causes blindness! Yes, masturbation eventually causes your eyesight to go slowly blind. And yes, I've experienced this symptom before when I was indulging in masturbation. But after stopping the act, my eyesight is coming back to normal.
Thanks to God for the miracle

7) it causes low self-esteem. Porn and masturbation causes low self-esteem and you would want to avoid women at all cost. Please avoid them unless you want to marry within next 6 months

it corrupts your mind and you eventually become a degenerate pervert. That is, from seeing hard core porn turning you on, to watching transgendered porn and eventually other lewd category of porns.
Drink responsibly. When you start watching unnatural stuff, know that you have problem

Lamentations of a Judas

I thought this media stunt by police to be parading suspect was stopped.

Let's hear from the girl before we conclude

Which meeting again

It seems she took the wrong note and couldn't sustain it.
Some of the lines are way too long to use high tone

As long as Odili and Ameachi did not succeed in running the State by proxy, Wike will not succeed

The SIM does not transmit or receive signals /wave/frequency.
The tech in the phone does that.

What the SIM does is to store information about you, so that when your phone received signal from your network provider, it identifies you as legitimate user on its network and make sure data meant for you are pushed to your phone.

The same scenario happens in your ATM card, it is just an identifier

Don't be like Fred
Always use a condom

mrblessed:
Be direct and assertive. Tell her to open the damn phone.

It is marriage you are going into not some campus relationship, man up and tell her to open the phone and give to you, if she hesitate, it's your choice.
Either you let it pass and be dealing with it for the rest of your life or you settle it there and immediately.

Don't let her blackmail you emotional with some insecurity stuff. Always check and test what you are bringing home.

For me, there's no point checking when she is asleep, you are not there to catch anyone, you must make the point that you insist on transparency, openness and trust if the marriage must work

No, instead purchasing power will increase and the economy will improve

Father please bless me so that I can help people in this difficult time

Probably working 3 jobs / shifts

This is a faithful husband
Only a faithful husband would lament about sex denial

Jeon:
Op, don't give in.




This is how they behave when looking for a warm water to bath their dick.

Op, don't give in.

You that gave in that year, did you die?

See ya mouth

Rich kid wan come back to chop daddy's money like a daddy boy he is, instead of to be a man and create value