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TV/Movies › Re: Ilebaye Wins Big Brother Naija All Stars 2023 by ITbomb(m): 8:58pm On Oct 01, 2023

And the underdog wins again

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Car Talk › Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by ITbomb(m): 7:58pm On Sep 30, 2023

Musty4ahmed1:
How rugged is the car? Can it withstand our bad roads for long distance travels?

In all sincerity, the clearance is low and the bumper will take the first hit. But I "kicked" the shock to solve that .
The good news is that the legs (shaft, shocks, tie rods etc) can withstand any road.
And it can enter any water because the underneath is almost flat, no hanging part like exhaust so some hits that corolla do take from under in spite of the clearance, hyundai can avoid

Just get a mechanic that understand the sensors (or can read and interpret codes) because a nonfunctional sensor can make a corolla mechanic to start buying and changing parts

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Education › Re: UK Female Student Kicks Out Male Nigerian Flatmate For Asking If She's A Virgin by ITbomb(m): 3:58pm On Sep 30, 2023*

I think the guy had inspiration from nairaland, someone asked here some time ago , how to break the ice and initiate romance with his female roommate

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Sports › Re: Italian Journalist Marika Fruscio Pleads With Nigerians Over Osimhen by ITbomb(m): 1:24pm On Sep 29, 2023

I love her boobz, let's forgive her

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Politics › Re: JUST IN: Nigerian Minister Poisoned In Abuja, Fights For Life In Hospital by ITbomb(m): 12:25pm On Sep 29, 2023

Was she anywhere near Wike's kitchen over the week?

Car Talk › Re: What Is Your Car's MPG And How Are You Coping With This Fuel Price? by ITbomb(m): 11:40am On Sep 29, 2023*

datjohn:
2007 Peugeot 307.
1.6 lit TU5JP4 engine doing me ave.35mpg.

When I see people celebrating 20 mpg, I dey thank God.
20mpg is 14l/100km

My Hyundai Accent does 6.0l/100km which is 47 mpg

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Crime › Re: Phone Thief Caught By Area Boys At Midnight Shows How He Does It (video) by ITbomb(m): 1:54pm On Sep 28, 2023

Chukwudi, bia come and watch tutorials

Family › Re: Look At The Snake I Killed In My Living Room Just Now by ITbomb(m): 7:18am On Sep 27, 2023

DyingFetus:
Better pack from that house to avoid stories that touches the heart

He is the landlord

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Romance › Re: I Got A Sweet Italian White Pussy Babe In My House. Come Bleep Her For 20k by ITbomb(m): 4:58pm On Sep 24, 2023

Bruh, she get yansh?

Properties › Re: My Fight With My Landlord by ITbomb(m): 8:30am On Sep 22, 2023

Describe again how you take spoil the pump, I wan check something

Family › Re: My Mom Doesn't Appreciate Me. How Do I Handle This? by ITbomb(m): 8:27am On Sep 22, 2023

When you grow up you will understand. Don't fret over small matters.

Everyone knows that fuel is on the high side, your mum wisely shut down the gen section because of high cost of maintenance, not that it spoilt.

The lesson you should learn is, don't assume someone is satisfied until you understand what exactly he/she wants.
I'm trying to finish my building, I need about 4m, my boss bought a car for me, I will show him I'm happy but deep inside me, I would have preferred the money, then buy a modest car and use the change for the building

Politics › Re: I’m Going To Serve Tinubu – Muri-Okunola Resigns As Lagos Head Of Service by ITbomb(m): 8:36am On Sep 19, 2023

Isobug:
Giving appointments to those who already have one. The poor continue being poor. So no other person in Nigeria who can serve that office apart from already engaged Muri-okunola

Eh na, na jobless fellow without experience like you dem for give the job

Family › Re: Why Do Men Like To Sleep With Their House Helps? by ITbomb(m): 9:18pm On Sep 16, 2023

Married man don drop quote

jeromestarks:
House helps dress more sexy than house wives.

House helps have tighter pvssy than house wives (once your wife isn't a virgin when you met her, she can't sexually satisfy you. There's no joy in eating stale food).

House helps are usually calmer (wives think they have the ring so they can do anyhow)

House helps help . So they deserve to be helped ( with gbola of course).

Most house helps are younger than their madam ( women are best consumed when young. They younger - 18/23- the girl, the more satisfying her pvssy).

Finally, sex is sweetest when you have it with a fellow criminal.

Meanwhile, meeting of faithful married men wey we fix, na only me dey here since morning

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Crime › Re: I Was Raped 400 Times By My Coach - Angelique Cauchy by ITbomb(m): 1:17pm On Sep 16, 2023

Who did the counting

Romance › Re: Nairaland Was Fun Filled When We Have Something Like This by ITbomb(m): 10:10am On Sep 12, 2023

Truth is, most youth can't even hold an objective argument. And almost all can't read anything that is more than 3 sentences or 1 paragraph

So how do you expect them to bring knowledge when they have none

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Romance › Re: I Regret Having Sex by ITbomb(m): 9:11am On Sep 11, 2023

ChildOfDoom: So broke, frustrated, hungry and hurni

Christianity Etc › Re: Why Is Sexual Sin Devil's Most Powerful Weapon? by ITbomb(m): 9:08am On Sep 11, 2023

Oppression and wickedness are the devil's most powerful weapon, sex is overrated.

Even in sex, when you start weaponizing sex, using it to oppress or take advantage and subjecting the other party to wicked sexual procedures or not accepting and taking full responsibility for any sexual act, that is the real sin.

Politics › Re: Why Is Tinubu Standing Alone At The G20 Summit ? Nobody Interacting With Him by ITbomb(m): 3:53pm On Sep 09, 2023

Shot fired

Politics › Re: The Movement Of The Federal Government From Lagos To Abuja (Videos & Photos) by ITbomb(m): 9:52am On Sep 09, 2023

planetx:
The Abacha coup was basically a palace coup.

For once in your life, accept when presented with objective evidence, don't shift the goal post, it cost you nothing but you gain respect.

A coup is a coup

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Politics › Re: The Movement Of The Federal Government From Lagos To Abuja (Videos & Photos) by ITbomb(m): 6:57am On Sep 09, 2023

After going through the names, I discovered that it was

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Christianity Etc › Re: Naira Will Bounce Back, Stronger Than Dollar Soon - Pastor Adeboye by ITbomb(m): 6:44pm On Sep 03, 2023

People wey no see say COVID-19 dey come

Health › Re: Is It Safe For Drinking? by ITbomb(m): 4:31pm On Sep 03, 2023

Normal septic tank is even cased (fully cemented at the bottom), only the waste water part do sink into the soil

HazzanTazzan:
a standard borehole is quite deep (more than 20 times deeper than a soak away...

water comes up the borehole in a pipe and theres no way in hell the water can be contaminated even if the shit is touching the pipes.

Moreover, theres a distance for the shit to pass thru before getting to the borehole pipe and soil is a great water purifier, thus the shit will never reach the exterior of the pipe talk more of getting into the pipe.

I understand most people are ignorant of all these... they just assume the borehole water is now full of shit.

For other safety reasons and environmental reasons, your landlord shld be reported to the environmental protection agency

Health › Re: Is It Safe For Drinking? by ITbomb(m): 4:29pm On Sep 03, 2023

Most septic tank are cased, at least the shit part.
The part that is the soakaway and goes into the soil contains only waste water and does no harm

Romance › Re: How To Ask For Sex From Your Lover by ITbomb(m): 2:58pm On Sep 02, 2023

Go and make money

Music/Radio › Re: African Artistes With The Most UK Singles Chart Entries by ITbomb(m): 6:27pm On Sep 01, 2023

Where is Portable

Romance › Re: Why Are Some Woman More Attracted To Bad Boys,than The Good One?(photo) by ITbomb(m): 4:58pm On Sep 01, 2023

Samantha124:
I prefer peace though.

I don't like drama..

You are not an average, my dear

Romance › Re: My Relationships Don't Last by ITbomb(m): 12:44am On Sep 01, 2023

Stick to hookup then, if relationship no work

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Romance › Re: Why Are Some Woman More Attracted To Bad Boys,than The Good One?(photo) by ITbomb(m): 12:39am On Sep 01, 2023

An average woman doesn't like peace, they like drama. The moment you are too loving, caring and romantic to them, you lose your masculine frame and become boring. They start looking for fantasy which only an alpha can give them.

Give a woman drama. Give her headache.
Stress her and see her dying to tame the animal in you and put it under control. But don't give her the opportunity, fire more.

What they can't control, they worship.

I might sound extreme but that's the hack nobody might want to tell you.

Now you know why bad boys get the best puccies. Dem no dey send you.

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Autos › Re: Man Caught Trying To Buy A New Car With Fake Transfer In Lagos (Video) by ITbomb(m): 11:57am On Aug 31, 2023

sylve11:
Na video from melaninboy? I nor dey watch. It could be a staged nonsense as usual.

The boy still dey fresh

Education › Re: How Will Chatgpt Affect Education? by ITbomb(m): 7:57am On Aug 28, 2023

Once you fail to question, education is dead.
AI will accomplish that

And the worst part of it is that students takes whatever answer it gives as gospel truth without researching further

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Romance › Re: Please I Need Advice On This Girl (guys & Ladies) by ITbomb(m): 7:28am On Aug 27, 2023

A young man accommodating a 19 years old woman because her parent threw her out.
You will be surprised how Nairaland will report it.

Find NAPTIP and hand her over.
Some girl-child government agencies do have a centre for them to learn trade.

19 years old lipsrsealed

Family › Re: Whose Name Should I Put On Papers Of The Car I Intend Buying For My Married Sis? by ITbomb(m): 4:05pm On Aug 25, 2023

Your married sister now, she already has her husband's name alongside hers and it is a direct gifts

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