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Make nobody deceive you or no deceive yourself, withdraw wey do 8 abortion don fail.
Try abstinence or Condom or ovulation calculation

It was good in the beginning but now, it's getting annoying

This life na self-interest

If we no shout, you for see another Ayo... or Ola.....

What I have found out about life is that everything is self interest.
If he is asking for sex before financial assistance, look for another person, he deserves value for his money.

Drop the entitlement mentality, no one is obligated to help you.
I have seen many regretting the help they render and I have also seen a lot more being blessed as a result of the help they render.
Stop grumbling

Not really. When automatic shifts too early, it appears to be slower than manual

Hezmatosky:
People like you are our problem in this country. No iota of humanity in you. Shege banza

To relieve an already made man of additional responsibility because of health risk is for you "no iota of humanity? "

We can't
Compare the fundamental advantages Saudi has
Low population
One major culture
One major language
One major religion
Monarch government
Huge foreign investment

Replace him immediately

After your morning prayers, stay a little while and fear women

Begging a girl for relationship.
Na me hustle make money, na me come beg you to come make I take good care of you, no nah

Turning comedian to people you are feeding

and spending hundreds of thousands to rent a place to use for at most 4 hours

and another thousands to decorate it only for the guest to be squeezing face when food no reach them

But Nigerian girls are funny because most relationship starts from small rape.

Scenario:
Ah, she finally accepted to come down to your crib
You do everything to make her comfortable and She will be sitting looking shy and composed.
You dey try small laughs, getting closer and small touching.

First touch shows little resistance, morale is high, you decide to take it further.
Bam, more resistance and the question, "is this what I came for?". You try to reassure her.

The nice guys step down at this point but the alphas are just about getting started.

You put hands around her, attempt to cross your legs, some struggle. With one hand executing the restraining order, your legs locking down the her legs and the other hand doing the stop and search plus unzipping and removal of tight jeans.

Your mouth finds the tltz and the other hand is done with it's first assignment and is sliding down to the sanctum sanctum.

Once the tltz and the sanctum has been engaged, surprisingly, the struggle reduce and sometimes stop and you notice the hips being raised so that "you don't spoil my clothes for me".

Game on.

After everything, she is like, "I think you have gotten what you wanted".

Some will enter the bathroom to clean up and get down to kitchen, others will just fall asleep.

Relationship don start

10th is my birthday, pls show some love
Bi to the nance

deltateam:
Is it sustainable?

Yes, for 6 months

And the underdog wins again

Musty4ahmed1:
How rugged is the car? Can it withstand our bad roads for long distance travels?

In all sincerity, the clearance is low and the bumper will take the first hit. But I "kicked" the shock to solve that .
The good news is that the legs (shaft, shocks, tie rods etc) can withstand any road.
And it can enter any water because the underneath is almost flat, no hanging part like exhaust so some hits that corolla do take from under in spite of the clearance, hyundai can avoid

Just get a mechanic that understand the sensors (or can read and interpret codes) because a nonfunctional sensor can make a corolla mechanic to start buying and changing parts

I think the guy had inspiration from nairaland, someone asked here some time ago , how to break the ice and initiate romance with his female roommate

I love her boobz, let's forgive her

Was she anywhere near Wike's kitchen over the week?

datjohn:
2007 Peugeot 307.
1.6 lit TU5JP4 engine doing me ave.35mpg.

When I see people celebrating 20 mpg, I dey thank God.
20mpg is 14l/100km

My Hyundai Accent does 6.0l/100km which is 47 mpg

Chukwudi, bia come and watch tutorials

DyingFetus:
Better pack from that house to avoid stories that touches the heart

He is the landlord

Bruh, she get yansh?

Describe again how you take spoil the pump, I wan check something

When you grow up you will understand. Don't fret over small matters.

Everyone knows that fuel is on the high side, your mum wisely shut down the gen section because of high cost of maintenance, not that it spoilt.

The lesson you should learn is, don't assume someone is satisfied until you understand what exactly he/she wants.
I'm trying to finish my building, I need about 4m, my boss bought a car for me, I will show him I'm happy but deep inside me, I would have preferred the money, then buy a modest car and use the change for the building

Isobug:
Giving appointments to those who already have one. The poor continue being poor. So no other person in Nigeria who can serve that office apart from already engaged Muri-okunola

Eh na, na jobless fellow without experience like you dem for give the job

Married man don drop quote

jeromestarks:
House helps dress more sexy than house wives.

House helps have tighter pvssy than house wives (once your wife isn't a virgin when you met her, she can't sexually satisfy you. There's no joy in eating stale food).

House helps are usually calmer (wives think they have the ring so they can do anyhow)

House helps help . So they deserve to be helped ( with gbola of course).

Most house helps are younger than their madam ( women are best consumed when young. They younger - 18/23- the girl, the more satisfying her pvssy).

Finally, sex is sweetest when you have it with a fellow criminal.

Meanwhile, meeting of faithful married men wey we fix, na only me dey here since morning

Who did the counting

Truth is, most youth can't even hold an objective argument. And almost all can't read anything that is more than 3 sentences or 1 paragraph

So how do you expect them to bring knowledge when they have none

Oppression and wickedness are the devil's most powerful weapon, sex is overrated.

Even in sex, when you start weaponizing sex, using it to oppress or take advantage and subjecting the other party to wicked sexual procedures or not accepting and taking full responsibility for any sexual act, that is the real sin.