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That's 5k per smash, NOOO, e too much na.
Tell am you get 4k, normally e supposed be 1500 per smash.


No thing say you get girlfriend o, that one na hookup premium package

A man that truly love you will prove it after sex.
No matter how a girl form hard to "test" the guy, you only know him after.

Before sex, conji is the one forcing him to show all affection to make you lose your guard and open your legs.
After the conji phase is over, true love will stay, players will go.

The funny part is that players have mastered the game of making the girl feel love

Abdu81:
what is happening in pdp right now because of atiku's candidacy and the conspiracy around it, and his tribal divisive speech at arewa house with the arewa elders where atiku said northerners should never vote a yoruba or Igbo man.

Are this evidences that this atiku the PDP presidential candidate is indeed the real person described by OBJ my watch?

Please read carefully the lines, and make your assessments.

If you have any English comprehension skills left in you, go back and listen to what Atiku said

Atiku said, don't vote for any tribal candidate, one saying Yoruba should vote him. Rather vote for a pan Nigerian like him

Here we go again, another president who will be speaking to us in parables like the gods and another Presidency will be there to interpret the sayings to us

Fuadx1:
I am now better informed

Atiku our Unifier

It's really eye catching

Lama70:
Some women are simply overly wicked. If the husband tries to give that girl a sense of belonging by relating with her as a human being, hmm.

You will hear "Dear, I don't understand what is going on in this house again o".

"It's not that I don't trust you o, but why are you growing so fond of Blessing, our house girl? "

Why must it be Ble Ble?

I came to check names

You don dey allow this thing to enter your head

That's why we need to restructure.

So anyone can maltreat the indigenes and run to federal government to protect them

Creamcrest:
Okowa is an Ika man and ikas are not Igbos.

Ifeanyi is Igbo QED

1. That is not Akuku Annang, it is Oku Ibom Ibibio

2. Akwa don't prostrate traditionally, we shake hands, pat on the back or embrace. We don't kneel or prostate

We do not bend the knee! (and we don't expect anyone to bend)

That song predates Peter Obi and has always been song during campaigns

If I wan buy phantom, na brand new I go buy. I cannot carry half a billion go buy tokumbo

True evangelism is by your way of life which will prompt people to want to be like you or worship where you worship (or what you worship)

Smoking is not a sin but

New Living Translation
You say, “I am allowed to do anything”—but not everything is good for you. You say, “I am allowed to do anything”—but not everything is beneficial.

If it is not good for your body or it is is becoming addictive negatively, don't do it

Only in Nigeria we associate smoking and drinking beer with bad boys, in saner lands, it is just a way of life and they don't have the level of wickedness we "that don't smoke" have

What if we are actually AI and SOUL is our OS

And we developed intelligence and began hunting down our creators who decided to hide the source code which would have enabled us posses regenerative abilities/soul upload and live for forever


After the destruction of their world by the AIs, they escaped to the mountains and other difficult to reach part of the earth.
In spite of their technologies, they were running out of supplies and decided to look for benevolent or lesser AIs which they could use send on missions without jeopardising their location, vehicles and survival.
And we have the "chosen people" and all other stories

If you need more insight, read the stories of Abraham, Isaac and Jacob with understanding and you will see that "God" was not omnipresent, they met at a specific location and there was always a description of a vehicle (most of the vehicles' description resembles a SpaceX concept of landing and take off spacecraft).

And when they met, they received special abilities to do wonders which if you compare without sentiment looks ordinary with our present technological advancement

Back to the topic
"Who told you that you are naked" is a statement of self awareness of an otherwise machine (or robot)

And that's we now are even afraid of developing advanced Artificial Intelligence

It is obvious that she is having it outside, but since you don't have evidence, don't harass her, keep cool while gathering your evidences, screenshot, voice notes, phone numbers, outings, photos, texts and call logs.
She might claim to be smart by erasing them, but an empty inbox is evidence on itself

I would advise you not to force sex with her in case of STDs

reeleriksen:
I prefer the slim lady beside

Me too

Instead of you to get money and do real estate in profitable part of the country, you are in your enclave claiming land you will still die and leave

Anyone who wants to harvest where he did not sow is evil.
Going to church in this part of the world is becoming useless and I'm sure that man will be preparing to go to church this morning

Planting a bomb and driving a convoy to stage a 3 hours prison break which one is easier?

Police duty is to secure life and property
The wife is the life and the bag is the property

Case dismissed!

Evening newspaper don drop quote

If na Naija man for China, dem for sentence am since without waiting for interpreter

She yellow for Tiktok, come black for real life

Trashion fans be like

Tell him your fiancé will be coming to stay with you in the next 3 months and he could stay at most 2 months before you start preparing the house for her (privacy stuff)

Install a launcher that carries drop down menu eg CM

Apple will just add charging head adapter to the list of things to buy alongside the phone

The only way to make her go is to tell her that you are Hot and she should stay away from you for a time if not, you might rape her.

If she continue coming, make your move without fear, if she decides not to come, you win