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Romance › Re: My Uncle Has Taken The Role Of My Father (his Photo) by ITbomb(m): 7:35am On Jan 20, 2023

So he has no other quality than being an ATM?

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Romance › Re: I Said Yes - Young Lady Engaged To Old Man (Pictures) by ITbomb(m): 7:26am On Jan 20, 2023

EyezofGod120:
rich men dey enjoy o,,,see d gel yansh

See standing breezst, not like the ones wey full Nairaland

Business › Re: CBN Launches Its Own Debit Card by ITbomb(m): 7:12am On Jan 20, 2023

So if I get failed transaction now, where I dey go?

No tell me CBN office where police dog dey for gate

But the apex bank is not suppose to delve into retail banking components ie any services that relates with final customers directly, they are the banker's bank for a reason

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Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Has Anyone Applied For Rural Youth Skills Acquisition (RYSA) Program? by ITbomb(m): 3:02pm On Jan 18, 2023

Common N500 you cannot use and support Asiwaju?
Even a slice of soaked bread, you will not see

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: I Have An Interview But My Required Documents Are Incomplete! by ITbomb(m): 2:02pm On Jan 17, 2023

Village people don dey put doubt for your mind, you wan let them win

Family › Re: My Friend's Future In-Laws Live In Kaduna, How Safe Are The Roads? by ITbomb(m): 7:53am On Jan 17, 2023

Wow, this is new

I can't marry you because of the high rate of kidnapping in the country

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Politics › Re: SSS Invades CBN, Takes Over Emefiele’s office - Daily Nigerian by ITbomb(m): 6:31pm On Jan 16, 2023

Dannydaking007:
It has no business with immunity. There's an order of the court restraining DSS from inviting nor arresting him. It's a lawless approach to jump that order

National Security, you can always quote national security and go away with it

Not because I'm defending them because I've been with my signature for more than 6 years now

Romance › Re: My Dad Caught Me And A Girl Having Sex by ITbomb(m): 7:26am On Jan 16, 2023

Privacy for person house? What an entitled generation

Boysnightout:
This happened during the festive period while we travelled to our country home for christmas celebrations.
I met this sweet chick in the village and after bewitching her with my charm and smile ,she agreed to visit me.

I purposely scheduled her visit to a day when almost no one would be at home.I had already intimated my sister of my plan to bring home a chick so she could act as cover.The chick came around and I received her well.We chatted for a while before I began flirting with her and running my fingers on her laps.I leaned in for a kiss and she returned it.She was just moaning wildly .

I lifted her,took her to my room and removed her panties with my teeth.I bleeped her mercilessly.Gosh she was so sweet and tight.

It was while she was riding me cowgirl that my dad bumped into us.I didn't even see him at first because my view was blocked by her boobs in my face and mouth.

She saw him first ,screamed and jumped down from my erect dick to search for her clothes.I tried to calm her down.Apparently,my dad was in his room sleeping and I thought he had gone out with our kinsmen.

Why will my dad barge into my privacy like that?

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Christianity Etc › Re: Stop These Sexual Acts In 2023 by ITbomb(m): 9:42am On Jan 15, 2023

Una just dey create rules to condemn unaself

You stay away from fornication but wickedness strives in your heart

Politics › Re: IPOB/ESN Burnt Down Home Of Ikenga Imo Uchechinyere In Akokwa Imo State by ITbomb(m): 8:25pm On Jan 14, 2023

Did they raised their flags and told you they were IPOB? Like our friends uptown would have done, shouting alla....................
Just asking

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Car Talk › Re: I Designed A Keke Napep Why Is Nobody Supporting Me? by ITbomb(m): 5:16pm On Jan 14, 2023

Because it's not a good investment.
Reason
You intend to build all the component, it is time consuming and wasteful

In China, no one company builds an entire vehicle (keke inclusive).
Show your designs, show where you will be building the framework.
Then show your source for engine, light, seats, covers, tires and how fast you can assemble one

Properties › Re: Is Google Map Coordinates Accurate Or Reliable When Buying Land by ITbomb(m): 5:08pm On Jan 14, 2023

zeuss:
Many phones have faulty GPS.......but u can look for a land mark in your location like a building or telcom mast stand there and use street view or satellite view to confirm the land mark and accuracy of your phone.....I lost heavily to this flaw in phones once....b careful.

Not really faulty, they already told you that the accuracy of your location is 5-10 meters

Education › Re: 18-year Old 100 Level OAU Student With 121 Certifications,Badges And Honors by ITbomb(m): 5:05pm On Jan 14, 2023

Impressive but let it translate to technological innovations and better life for rural dwellers

We already have too much academic and theoretical gods around

Romance › Re: Secondary School Students Caught In The Classroom Having $3× In Ebonyi State.... by ITbomb(m): 8:27am On Jan 14, 2023

Ebonyi ke?
When I first watched this, you were still in nursery school

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Culture › Re: Why Are Arab Princes And Royal Families So Rich? by ITbomb(m): 8:22am On Jan 14, 2023

Imagine having 10 times the money Nigeria has from crude with 5 million population of same language, same religion people.
It's that simple

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Culture › Re: Supreme Court Dethrones Obong Of Calabar, Orders New Selection by ITbomb(m): 8:10am On Jan 14, 2023

HazardAwka:
Our tradition in the mud, Government should not have such power

They don't

Supreme Court relied on the Constitution of the Calabar Kingdom to deliver judgment and again, no imposition was done, instead, the court ordered them to go and do the right thing

Shame on the king makers for taking traditional dispute to arbitration headed by another tribe

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Politics › Re: How CBN Loans To Buhari Government Climbed 2,900% In 7 Years In Violation Of Law by ITbomb(m): 10:44am On Jan 11, 2023

Person wey collect loan to buy form contest elections, what do you expect

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Politics › Re: N300 Per Litre Price Of Petrol Is Not Bad – Petroleum Minister, Sylva by ITbomb(m): 7:16am On Jan 10, 2023

Lol
N216 was not okay but N300 is okay
Buharinomics, top to bottom

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Politics › Re: IGP Baba Served Warrant To Arrest Akwa Ibom PDP Guber Candidate, Umo Eno by ITbomb(m): 9:56pm On Jan 09, 2023

I don't know what "The Cable" wants to achieve but let's hope this report is not based on the poorly written arrest warrant that ordered Pastor Umo Bassey Eno to go and arrest Pastor Umo Bassey Eno

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Romance › Re: Can A Man And His Wife Do This In The Forest? by ITbomb(m): 1:49pm On Jan 09, 2023

Even if you are married, sex in public places is a crime

Politics › Re: CBN Cash Withdrawal Limit Begins Today by ITbomb(m): 1:48pm On Jan 09, 2023

Risingblue008:
This stupid law is going to affect hundreds of business financially oo
Just like we that owns a bet-shop,.
Then how do we pay customers that won above 1/2 million?
So na story we want to dey tell Dem now abi?

Transfer

Car Talk › Re: Does Driving Slowly Reduce Fuel Consumption? by ITbomb(m): 11:49am On Jan 09, 2023

Conner44:
I disagree with the bolded. Utilizing the highest gear possible in relation to the speed you’re driving will always save fuel. That’s the reason why manual geared vehicles consume less fuel than their automatic counterparts.

What goes here is
Driving 60-80km/hr on gear 5 saves more fuel than driving 20-40km/hr on gear 2 or 3

The best rule is, keep your rpm at 2-2.5 (x1000) for optimal performance of your engine

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Politics › Re: Why Do European Countries Have A Single Ethnic Group Dominating A Country? by ITbomb(m): 11:03am On Jan 09, 2023

Idiko1:
What stops Nigeria from being divided or disintegrated?

Dispute it as much as you want but an independent Niger Delta will improvise Northern Nigeria, Niger Republic and Chad immediately. They know this and they are fully in charge of all mechanism that would have made disintegration easy

Politics › Re: Why Do European Countries Have A Single Ethnic Group Dominating A Country? by ITbomb(m): 9:02am On Jan 09, 2023

That the proof that you can't forced people together via a document written to favour a particular group and expect to develop.

Even the ones that managed to be together (Yugoslavia and Czechoslovenia), later broke up. And since they were the last to be on their own, they are the least developed compared to the others

I keep saying our problem is not good leaders, our problem is the 1999 constitution. Even if Peter Obi wins, the way he will be ambushed, his fate will be worse than Jonathan

Even if we can't divide, we can exist as Confederates. But the eternal human problem is sharing of resources, so some group will never let go

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Politics › Re: Video Of Datti Weeping On Channels TV Over Insults Against His Family by ITbomb(m): 8:55am On Jan 09, 2023

Goodluck Jonathan you be man.

This one no take even 1/10 of wetin them dish out to Goodluck, him don break down.

Think say to rule Nigeria na to attend board meetings?

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Crime › Re: Why Do Rape Victims, Struggle With Rapists by ITbomb(m): 8:50am On Jan 09, 2023

Some psychos are wired to get more aroused as the victim struggle helplessly. The position of dominance excite them.
A movie I watched long time ago, two ladies were held a gang of two, one of the ladies gave in willingly and almost got numb, they surprisingly lost interest in her and went after the struggling lady.
Anyone who has the tendency of forced sex will always be "gingerred" by the struggle.

My advice, struggle to avoid penetration, so that you can create opportunity to escape BUT, if there's a penetration, go numb to avoid injuries to your private parts,

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Family › Re: Cutting Your Baby's Hair When He/she Clocks 1 Year by ITbomb(m): 2:54pm On Jan 08, 2023

So that the remaining baby hair fall off while stronger normal hair sprout out

Especially for females, it helps when you want to plait later

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Politics › Re: Akwa Ibom PDP Governorship Candidate, Umo Eno Convicted by ITbomb(m): 7:56am On Jan 07, 2023

If this is true, then the judge have some questions to answer

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Being A Teacher In The UK Is Hell - Man Narrates His Experience by ITbomb(m): 2:47pm On Dec 29, 2022

You no fit do am, come back make another person go

Romance › Re: 9 Ways To Tell She Is In Love But Afraid To Show It by ITbomb(m): 11:04am On Dec 28, 2022

9 ways of becoming a friendzoned fellow

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Romance › Re: I Find It Hard To Ejaculate by ITbomb(m): 11:11pm On Dec 26, 2022

thrillionaire:
Just quit porn and masturbation

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Politics › Re: Buhari Abandoned Us Despite Supporting His Reelection Bid - Miyetti Allah by ITbomb(m): 9:42am On Dec 19, 2022

By withdrawing his support when you attempted to overrun Benue

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