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When is the Admission form coming out?

But why this small car too dey cost?

In the history of ASUU strike, I believe this is the only government that has holistically tackle ASUU and commit themselves to funding tertiary education .
Whereas others would have been busy looking for few gullible Union members to bribe and call off the strike (BABA) or use/threaten to use force against Union members (Buhari)

jmoore: You finally dumped this guy? >>https://www.nairaland.com/1552387/wrong-reject-money

And you are moving on? The ministry is moving indeed.

Goodluck

After dumping the stingy guy , she met another coming out of HIS CAR and she fell in love.
Instead of just being generally friendly to attract such guys, she is now thinking of how to be friendly to only him and get his attention

[quote author=sweet-tease] You haven't impressed me enuff to be your one and only talkless of joining your harlem [/quote]In the end, it is all about the money

In other news, the OP has been confirmed mad

Some odd sounding voice are easy to remember especially if it sounds like a frog. How can you ever forget that?

turl: Have to agree with the op. I think blackberrys only market at this point are nigerians lol. The way una dey crase follow the phone is sumn else.

Blackberry does not have any gain from Nigeria. 80% of the phones here were sold in UK.

^^^ Let me close my eyes
My eyes shall not behold iniquity
None that we are touching nipplez, lets make it a 3some

[quote author=sweet-tease]Lmao i dey wait for dat guy wey go strike me.[/quote]Praise god, your wait is finally over . Check my siggy below n join my harlem

[quote author=sweet-tease]Pays? what are you paying?[/quote]O C'mon , dont give me that 'I dont know what you are talking about' face .
We all know the story about how our bf is caring and generous though he beats me sometimes

shollaire: I wish your request will come to pass, and only after you've been detain, torture and imprison for several year will they eventually find out your case to be that of mistaken identity! Be careful what you wish yourself dude!

Mistaken ID is not part of the deal pls Sir

[quote author=sweet-tease]Bt they xpect the gal not to b lik dat uh? [/quote]He who pays the piper dictates the tone not the other way round.

oluwafranky: 1= download DX TOOL BOX, which I believe most ppl already have but pls get d update versions

What is the latest version.
I ve downloaded v3.1.5 and v3.2.5

mikkyokilo: I want to sell my Playstation3 250GB already hacked with games and a dualshock 3 pad with another wireless pad with the AV cable working perfectly for just 36,000. You can reach me on 08177634209. Thanks

Wetin happen, you don get admission?

BrightCar: BIG LIAR U ARE, U KNOW NOTHING ABOUT BIM. AM DRIVING MY SECOND BIM, ALL 5 SERIES AND AM ENJOYING IT.

Maybe because you have not driven a fuel efficient car before to see the other life of a car

generaliy07: What of tecno's minute-by-minute productions?

Tecno had a targeted market and they are selling big with each product shipped out.
If I'm to compare iPhone 5Crap sales in US to Tecno sales in Nigeria, I'm sure Tecno has outsell Apple

For the Chromebook , I cant really blame Google staff, they live and breath in internet and just cant imagine life offline
Windows Surface Pro (not RT) is really for a targeted market, not the social market that just need to share pic and browse, and they are doing good

That car is a money drain pig
Any small malfunctioned part cost hundreds of thousands, not to mention the fuel drinking

O God , why is my name not there?
I am praying for the day I will be questioned by EFCC for missing US$10bn.

So how come nobody noticed him and his office had to invest on the press to get this story out.
Misplaced priority.
Oya let him go USA na

My letter will be next

kelvinclint: Putting my writing prowess to a test..

She was two years younger than me,she was seventeen years and i was fifteen.

I stopped reading here.
Clarify before I continue.
meanwhile mind the paragraph so that I can read it easily.
Nice

I dont think it will work in Nigeria.
Here once you are known as the IT man, you are assumed to know anything about IT unless you say no.
Even you Ogas will be pushing you to places you know nothing just because you are the IT person , so you just have to adapt and overcome.

^^^ for an SSCE holder , you try, I dey tell you.
Sometimes you just need to make sense but when mix some words, it makes it difficult for people to skim through.
For me, I wont comment if I cant make sense of it, I will just ignore. But i know some people that will understand you perfectly but still insist that you forgot to put 's' at the end of the words. Waste of brains

When you call him, you just woke him to consciousness about some other side-chick and of course , he has to be so romantic and caring to keep alive the hope of punny from your end.
I wise man told me, every man and woman crave for affection every single day no matter how busy he/she is, if he aint calling you then he must be calling another.
.
If he is caring and generous, I think you should just manage with the situation , at least for the cashflow or you work your way back to being the number 1 cos obviously you are some steps below number 1

2 ft above sea level is really a bad idea

philfearon: Reminds me of the Indian Movie "kuchi Kuchi Hota Hai" and the Nigerian version of it, "Blindfolded"
@ITBOMB,go watch the movie!!
Infact,my best advice is,Watch the Movie With her!! Sweet wonders!

I finally finished watching that movie. (3hrs - had to divide it for two days) , but not with her.
I'm not planning to watch it again with her so that she would not be expecting my next move, but the plan is underway. It seems other girls didnt matter to her, this time, I'm going to pick one of her friends.

Same thing I have been saying and which President Jonathan said. Corruption is not the fundamental problem of Nigeria. Attackin corruption or corrupt people after they have stolen is going after effect without looking at the cause.
A weak social system of punishment and reward is the fundamental issue and the judiciary system is further worsen by tribalism.
There is a popular adage in some quarters of govt that 'if you dont take the money, another person will take cos the people dont care for the purpose , all they want is that it is their brother that took it '

tpacalipse: The earlier some people get it into their brains that marriage is not all about procreation the better for them.

Sir , the joy and expectations of every Nigerian marriage is to be fruitful .
But for someone I know we can achieve a lot together , I can go ahead and agree for an adoption

Petitequeen: ah ahn! U shld knw beta nau....*Liez: dat z all he said...inshort d guy has bn stalking me since last yr

Which means there is some element of truth in his liez.
Hmm , lets see d chat first

And u remember all this on a Sunday ?
SMH