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You cant just assume that your mother and two sisters represent 90% of Nigerian Gals

That car is the best thing to happen to Nigeria automotive industry after 504 Peugeout

Just number 1
I heard from one wise man that no matter how the guy keep himself , once he has money , there will be a girl who would change him or keep trying to change him or hope he will change but will never leave him

fubbyy: my native browser is browsing but apps wont

fubbyy: my brother am using d cheat bis introduced by a nairalander,could dat be d reason?

So you dey use cheat , e come be like say na Tecno cos the problem.
A user uses cheat and cannot browse and the Mods pushes it to the frontpage. Nice story

^^^
Those days you are talking about was when our ladies
1. didnt have 10 partners before 22yrs
2. didnt live-in with a guy for 4 years of schooling
3. didnt have abortions
4. ate what they cooked not fast food and cancerous preservatives
5. married when they were young not after men have stopped chasing them
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Now the days are evil and one must be careful to avoid unnecessary prayers and counselling.
The desire of any newly married couple is to be fruitful.
Go ahead and marry just for love without a child and see whether you will survive the depressing overshadow in your marriage.
We marry for love and child bearing.
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If you dont want to get pregnant , I will still insist on a successful scan by a QUALIFIED Doctor

And it is on the frontpage .
Have you tried browsing with the native browser and check ur APN settings

I thought it was another Dailynews utopian sermon

HumbledbYGrace: well?

Et tu HBG

Hotdiamond: hall switch testing mode?

Hope u got my message , I needed to get the Tab for someone today or tomorrow

Strauskhan1: oya, Im waiting

You fvrking kidding me
Mukina dey try me o

It is not easy but i wont say it
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What is the use of making your car or any other thing uncomfortable or unattractive to you just to warn off thieves.
If you like paint am mustard, put mermaid picture or Ekpo in front and behind, just you park it carelessly na Ikoku u go see parts of your car

Reminds me of Tuface

Stretch marks
Shaved eyebrows
Too fair (yellow)
Brown teeth
No nyash
Elephant legs

freecocoa: Change you say?

This one is just the preamble, the real beating will start after marriage, if she knows what's best for her, she had better called off that impending death.

Btw, how is someone who batters you every time caring? Some women and f00lishness sha.

Call off the wedding and wait for all these jobless boys to get job ? NEVER!!!

Girl go ahead, love is kind and forgiving, endure the beatings at least for the sake of ur unborn children, abi u no wan ur child to go to the best school?
Any beating that may result in injuries will be promptly treated by the best hospitals or you will be flown abroad.

If you no marry this guy, remember how house dey?

Yes he will change from a Fiancee Beater to a Wife Beater.
Generous and Caring and the Nigerian girl
Nigerian girls eh

[quote author=ms_pee]Fixed dear. You're welcome

Shebi you refused to lock the door?
Ntorrrr [/quote]Thanks dear for the fix
No mind my lazy English teacher, the woman never believed when I told her I got E8 in English, she insisted that I cheated. Thank God the E8 got me admission to Engineering. Till I graduated I bin dey pray make Senate no sit and review my ssce or else I for bomb that building

[quote author=ms_pee]Ms pee and who? [/quote]I thought you told me nobody was at home, how did she saw us?

deor03: This is not possible. Nokia is now owned by microsoft.

They will be killing themselves , if they allow their device to run on Android OS

I doubt, Microsoft in the heat of the Linux revolution joined the fray and brought out MS Linux but later rubbish it as not being able 'to do the sleek things windows do ' .
Bringing in the the 'heavily modified' Android will push the market just for low n middle end phones but WP8 will be eternally reserved for Nokia highend phones

Una don start
BTW, Price = 48,900 (too much )

The problem is two ways
You forgot to tell us that whenever you call him or u meet him, he always provides what you need. It is simple cash4sex , that is what you call caring. If i ask you to describe him now, one of the words you will use is caring so why complain?
If sexx is the only thing you have, then use it to sustain the cashflow if not use your brains

Una no get work

rammytt: women don't fall in love while they r with u.they fall in love while they are away thinking abt u.d more u can get her thinking abt u,d more she will begin to convince herself dat she is love with u.

Here is gospel

bonna4u: @ Op.
Just live with your predicament as you orchestrated it. If you can't, then molest her.

miss2895: u still dey ask? Guy na family zone u dey oo

Pls can you and other girls viewing tell me exactly how u feel that you cannot even think of having sexx with a friend.

Horayce: The teeming mass of rural dwellers who can't read in their native language anyway? Meh..like olpc, like most other romantic ideas developed in the west without taking into account the morass of underlying factors at play, this ones doa

Anybody that can read letters in his language should know English.
Who even told them that language is the reason for lack of growth of IT, give us the smart device at cheaper rate, not dumping a yellow color-screen device (developed for Africa market *insult*) on our market because we are cannot use highend device.
Thank God for Tecno

Dominiquez: Ask any of them what the report is all about and they can't alter any reasonable thing.

They will tell you that a certain amount of money was asked by UN to be paid

Permission to copy

I'm sure she is much younger than u or ur wife , buy a smaller mattress n make her sleep in the living room and try as much as you can to stay away from house during these times cos it always starts with a look then ideas would come .

princesa: where i always kick your butt, that is .
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Don't ever think of kicking his butt or anything that will bring body contact with him dear cos as u r kicking him , he is busy thinking how he is gonna suck u