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na who be saucekid2?

. . . looks like you wish u were the one on the floor

Jaymobb no be today man oh

have u forgotten that na ur type dey in charge of checking boarding passes?

Clemcy, i have his number. Do u want it?

08073588445.

Thanks bro

What is this post doing here?

Anyway, since its in jokes sction, lemme contribute.

Before GSM, 90% OF NIGERIANS WERE IRRESPONSIBLE

No GSM has come to stay, we have seen a lot of Improvements like

1. Lying rate has increased

2. People now tuck-in their clothes to work e.g Agberos, touts, bankers, Agbada-wearing politicians

3. There is better employment opportunities like stealing fones, repairing fones

4. People now discover their long hidden gifts like BEGGING for recharge cards.


I can finish all the benefits of GSM OH GSM

The one and only GUNPOINT

All hail the MUGABE of Nairaland

i was trying to illustrate the exent of damage cult activities has done to my University.

you are the guy with slip-on in the pix

all of them MAD, no be small

. . and its ur job to find out the culprit

I graduated a set before you and back then, there was no cult

Sauce,

na God's gift so i'm spreading the love.

Wetin u and Ibkaye dey plan? Abi during cold nights una dey siddon play 'monopoly'?

kronky,

u still dey alive? I think say u don be UN permanent representative to the animals for zoo


Meanwhile thanks for the grease/vaseline. Mak i wait see the prospects wey dey come

FYI,

i dey dash the award out, so me if i wan get plenty, na small tin

Jeovy:
So,you still dey chyke

Yes na. Abi u don hang boot?

For razzling of babes, me i wan be Robert Mugabe of Zimbabwe

who be Iyeme? Saucekid babe?

saucekid just recently turn ashawo

Keep bothering urself overthins we we cant control

someone's mumu is ripe

along

The Pope:
yeah, na my spiritual secretary dey take all my calls

you see am. Na like this dem go dey use decieve we people

Old joke but it rocks anyday

Jeovy,

Tell am oh

@Adebisi,
Me i too fine. Ask any NLD chic. I am the face that launched a 1000 smiles

@Clem

Is there anything wrong. Cant you see my family planning

he had better not

benjay, come explain oh

U n ur gateman dey do runs?

Chai

talk

if u call the pope now, na woma go pick fone

who the Bleep is the moderator of this section?