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at this time of the day, the babe head dey behave like JEOVY own

My sister, if u see jaymobb when hunger wan kill am b4 my timely interventtion eh. . . .you for talk say the dog na JAYMOBB sef

Ben,

and if u check that church well, na Kola grandpapa get am, come transfer am down the family line

so na the free cash u dey use do allnight?

No mind them

My brother Ben, na hardship dey make our girls behave like DIE HARD

so dry

I know say you fit fence the whole of your Obalende, put AC inside

When EQILIBRUM was made the IG of Police, this was his first advert on the issue of National Safety









Na wetin concern Gun with Aids?

The guy don photocopy and Laminate im life, keep am inside CBN vault

bad guy he is

@Ben & Jay

Some babes dey find hot kissable lips for romance. Make we invite them?

_{I know say some of our jokes girls go vex cos of the kissing competition}

break in food chain

Na real super granny

@all of those laughing

Why u dey spoil the poster's chance of getting a fone?

I still dey wait for im response. E be like say the boy don ask Seun do delete im username

Make una allow the guy abeg

Im just finish im PHD for marketing

God works in a mysterious way

The girl catch Ben well well

I wont be suprised if the girl na Clemcy pikin

jaymobb:
na pope hand i wan carry am go

if u like carry am go see pope, leave the babe there

Next yr you go see Pope John Paul the 5th for ur house

Where the heck is that Kola? all im people dey cursed oh

nice one poster

una dey learn how to give unaselves position for Migines Pure Water Factory

U sure sya no be she take ben goat?

Some people go begin download dollars in order to change to naira

Emma,


No be u dey use trek (with ur back facing ur destination) everyday along 3rd mainland bridge?

embarassment

Well as the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki Land, i plead that all citizens come out en masse and support me/others for the Gulder Ultimate Search programme

The organisers dont know who I am, so it wld be nice if my citizens storm the venue with Placards.

I would be very grateful if i see any Kuvukian.

ONE PLOT OF LAND FOR EVERY SUPPORTER AT THE VENUE.

Thanks


Ituen
Head, Kuvuki Chief


cc: Saucekid - Defense Minister
Tufe - High Chief
Migines - High Chief
Jaymobb - Town Crier
BenJay - Mass Mobiliser
Other respectful citizens of Kuvuki Land

If u like, no cover ur bakassi as u hear say na GAY

Nowadays, alarms no dey sound twice again

. . . . . .and na final die be that

We go catch am, boil am like dat (with pot open oh - cos me i no like magic), cook am (pot must open too).

No

That was him celebrating his 7th birthday

See the adam apple of the Dog

reminds me of Jaymobb

@Equil

No problem, but i go suprise you.


@Other/hommies
Make una no vex say this guy wan burst my ass. Na small tin happen wey the guy wan use me shine.

I no say if dem leave una, una go wan destroy the boy. But in the spirit of democracy, i say let him be

DOnt u know jeovy head dey touch attimes?

some people dey baff only on sundays? Na wa oh

E get person wey siddon in front of me for church, with head full of ringworms and eczema. They guy come get small tribal mark for face.

Wen i wan peep wetin im dey hold, i just see something we dey like KOLA. . . . . . .

Abeg ask kolayemmi which church im go last sunday?