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Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Ur Language! by ituen(m): 12:13am On Jul 03, 2008
at this time of the day, the babe head dey behave like JEOVY own
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by ituen(m): 12:11am On Jul 03, 2008
My sister, if u see jaymobb when hunger wan kill am b4 my timely interventtion eh. . . .you for talk say the dog na JAYMOBB sef
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by ituen(m): 12:10am On Jul 03, 2008
Ben,

and if u check that church well, na Kola grandpapa get am, come transfer am down the family line
Jokes Etc › Re: Phones: by ituen(m): 12:09am On Jul 03, 2008
so na the free cash u dey use do allnight?
Jokes Etc › Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 12:08am On Jul 03, 2008
No mind them

My brother Ben, na hardship dey make our girls behave like DIE HARD
Jokes Etc › Re: "yarb" Me(if U Can) by ituen(m): 12:07am On Jul 03, 2008
so dry

I know say you fit fence the whole of your Obalende, put AC inside
Jokes Etc › Equilibrum, Our New Ig Of Police by ituen(op): 11:54pm On Jul 02, 2008
When EQILIBRUM was made the IG of Police, this was his first advert on the issue of National Safety









Na wetin concern Gun with Aids?

Jokes Etc › Re: Girls Population by ituen(m): 11:49pm On Jul 02, 2008
The guy don photocopy and Laminate im life, keep am inside CBN vault
Jokes Etc › Re: "forgive Them, Father, For They Know Not What They Do!" by ituen(m): 11:48pm On Jul 02, 2008
bad guy he is
Jokes Etc › Re: Kiss Me by ituen(m): 11:41pm On Jul 02, 2008
@Ben & Jay

Some babes dey find hot kissable lips for romance. Make we invite them?

I know say some of our jokes girls go vex cos of the kissing competition
Jokes Etc › Re: A Fly, A Fish, A Bear, A Hunter, A Mouse And A Cat. by ituen(m): 11:38pm On Jul 02, 2008
break in food chain
Jokes Etc › Re: Super Granny by ituen(m): 11:35pm On Jul 02, 2008
Na real super granny
Jokes Etc › Re: Phones: by ituen(m): 11:34pm On Jul 02, 2008
@all of those laughing

Why u dey spoil the poster's chance of getting a fone? grin grin grin grin

I still dey wait for im response. E be like say the boy don ask Seun do delete im username
Jokes Etc › Re: what do bank and a woman have in common? by ituen(m): 11:32pm On Jul 02, 2008
Make una allow the guy abeg

Im just finish im PHD for marketing
Jokes Etc › Re: Burnt Ears by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Jul 02, 2008
God works in a mysterious way
Jokes Etc › Re: Gsm Oh Gsm! by ituen(m): 11:28pm On Jul 02, 2008
The girl catch Ben well well

I wont be suprised if the girl na Clemcy pikin
Jokes Etc › Re: Chinese Detective by ituen(m): 11:24pm On Jul 02, 2008
jaymobb:
na pope hand i wan carry am go grin
if u like carry am go see pope, leave the babe there

Next yr you go see Pope John Paul the 5th for ur house
Jokes Etc › Re: HELP OBJ NEEDS YOUR HELP!!!! by ituen(m): 11:21pm On Jul 02, 2008
Where the heck is that Kola? all im people dey cursed oh grin grin
Jokes Etc › Re: Quickies! by ituen(m): 11:19pm On Jul 02, 2008
nice one poster
Jokes Etc › Re: Try It, You'd Lyk It. . . . . by ituen(m): 11:18pm On Jul 02, 2008
una dey learn how to give unaselves position for Migines Pure Water Factory
Jokes Etc › Re: Graduation Day @ Ambrose Ali Uni by ituen(m): 11:17pm On Jul 02, 2008
U sure sya no be she take ben goat?
Jokes Etc › Re: Most Outrageous Pictures by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Jul 02, 2008
Some people go begin download dollars in order to change to naira
Jokes Etc › Re: "yarb" Me(if U Can) by ituen(m): 11:08pm On Jul 02, 2008
Emma,


No be u dey use trek (with ur back facing ur destination) everyday along 3rd mainland bridge?
Forum Games › Re: One-word Association by ituen(m): 11:05pm On Jul 02, 2008
embarassment
Jokes Etc › Re: Kuvuki Land by ituen(m): 10:59pm On Jul 02, 2008
Well as the Head of Chiefs, Kuvuki Land, i plead that all citizens come out en masse and support me/others for the Gulder Ultimate Search programme

The organisers dont know who I am, so it wld be nice if my citizens storm the venue with Placards.

I would be very grateful if i see any Kuvukian.

ONE PLOT OF LAND FOR EVERY SUPPORTER AT THE VENUE.

Thanks


Ituen
Head, Kuvuki Chief


cc: Saucekid - Defense Minister
Tufe - High Chief
Migines - High Chief
Jaymobb - Town Crier
BenJay - Mass Mobiliser
Other respectful citizens of Kuvuki Land
Jokes Etc › Re: I Want Nightnurse by ituen(m): 10:51pm On Jul 02, 2008
If u like, no cover ur bakassi as u hear say na GAY

Nowadays, alarms no dey sound twice again
Jokes Etc › Re: A Civilized Way Of Dumping A Girl by ituen(m): 10:50pm On Jul 02, 2008
. . . . . .and na final die be that

We go catch am, boil am like dat (with pot open oh - cos me i no like magic), cook am (pot must open too).
Jokes Etc › Re: Check Ma Files: by ituen(m): 10:48pm On Jul 02, 2008
No

That was him celebrating his 7th birthday
Jokes Etc › Re: My Collection, Enjoy, by ituen(m): 10:38pm On Jul 02, 2008
See the adam apple of the Dog

reminds me of Jaymobb
Jokes Etc › Re: Iteun's First Wedding(na By Force To Marry?) by ituen(m): 10:34pm On Jul 02, 2008
@Equil

No problem, but i go suprise you.


@Other/hommies
Make una no vex say this guy wan burst my ass. Na small tin happen wey the guy wan use me shine.

I no say if dem leave una, una go wan destroy the boy. But in the spirit of democracy, i say let him be
Jokes Etc › Re: Mind Ur Language! by ituen(m): 10:28pm On Jul 02, 2008
DOnt u know jeovy head dey touch attimes?
Jokes Etc › Re: Gas Flaring by ituen(m): 10:27pm On Jul 02, 2008
some people dey baff only on sundays? Na wa oh

E get person wey siddon in front of me for church, with head full of ringworms and eczema. They guy come get small tribal mark for face.

Wen i wan peep wetin im dey hold, i just see something we dey like KOLA. . . . . . .

Abeg ask kolayemmi which church im go last sunday?

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