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He has a RELTEL landline in which he carries around

do u have a future?

. . demands an asnwer

i get 4 wives, so i'm experienced

u no get tongue again?

the smoke must really be dat bad

sorry man,

I DONT DO GUYS

make eim do quick go na

na becos of them , BAT dey survice

Keep trying my sister

And make sure you take a long break cos u might be sweating after u meet with Liverpool

The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced it to stop.

A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.

You name, please? asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.

Certainly, officer, replied the driver. It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas.

The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook his head and said: I'lll just give you a warning this time  don't break the speed limit again.

The police car, its siren blaring, raced in front of a speeding car and forced it to stop.

A heavily built policeman got out and walked over.

You name, please? asked the policeman, taking out his notebook and pen.

Certainly, officer, replied the driver. It's Horatio Xerxes Laertes Idomeneus Aeneas Asclepius Iphicles Menoeceus Memnon Philoctetes Tyndareus Hylas.

The policeman thought for a moment, then looked at his notebook, shook his head and said: I'lll just give you a warning this time don't break the speed limit again.

Chei yaaaa

Some guys just dont know hw to speak. Its good ur now a MOD so that u can clean some rubbish.

Hilary: You're the first man I've ever said yes to. In fact, I've said no to lots and lots of men.


Herbert: What were they selling?

Thanks Mukina

Wey u dey since. after una people don fall, u just hide.

_{even heard u were deleting posts}

Fred at last could see a way of making a fortune. He had trained his parrot, after month of hard work, to tell jokes.

At last he felt ready to cash in on all his hard work, and took the parrot down to his pub.

This is my incredible joke-telling parrot, boasted Fred.

Go on , jeered the pub regulars. We'll give you ten to one that your parrot can't tell us a joke.

All right, replied Fred. I accept your bet.

But try as he could, Fred was unable to make the parrot talk  let alone tell jokes.

On the way home Fred shook the bird and shouted: What do you mean by keeping quiet? You made me lose a ten to one bet!

Don't worry! squawked the parrot. Tomorrow youll be able to get fifty to one.

The young man walked into the pet shop and asked if he could buy 387
beetles, 18 rats and five mice.

I'm sorry, sir, but we can only supply the mice. But what did you want all the other creatures for? asked the pet shop manager.

I was thrown out of my flat this morning, replied the young man. And my landlord says I must leave the place exactly as I found it.

Mummy, Mummy! Where are you? cried the little boy on the promenade.

You poor little boy, said an elderly lady. Come with me and I'll get you an ice cream and then we'll go and look for your mummy.

I know where your mummy is, said a small girl.

Shush! whispered the little boy. I know where she is, too, but I've managed to get two free ice creams this morning, and I want a third!

Estate agent to young house-hunting couple:

First you tell me what you can afford. Then we'll have a good laugh about it and go on from there.

Pretty young nurse: Doctor, every time I take this young man's pulse it gets faster.

Should I give him a sedative?

Doctor: No. Just give him a blindfold.

make we no use folly,

the guy go fail bla bla test

nope,

i'm making my calls

Na here i dey my broda Quentin

My laptop dey mess me up sp i've not been here for 2 days

Well i don buy new one, so u can catch me anytime

when the bat3 wan die, she go bite am, make e work

i wonder who gives a damn whether you dance with ur mama

Your english is too powergood to be ture

joint chief of staffs.

In niger delta, abi

then we gotta move for a law to remove all colour TVs

We have kronky

Lets flash him so that he will call us

i knowu wouldnt wanna be one?

Would you?

Na who tell you?

If u no fit, na ur own wahala