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Too many deaths on Sunday 6th March 2016.

The newspaper must have been hacked.

themall:
To grab front page in Nigeria do the following:
1. Be Olajumoke
2. Be Ese
3. Grab 2.1 Billion Dollars
4. Add ya own

4. Behead somebody

Chidinma Oruru

cevek11:
If na me beg this guy to give to use am snap... Na cell I for sleep

Na so! he for say u try to disarm am.

Litmus:
Guys be as truthful to yourselves as you can: what would you have said if a Nigerians policeman or soldier did as this British solider did:


Queen's Guard turns gun on tourist


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bW4bRcEVEk


Personally, i have no doubt that if that Nigerian police man had barked, 'step back!' at Chinese tourist and pointed his gun at him, the Nigerian police man would have been called monkey, animal and all the racists epitaphs known to man.


When one thinks of it,pointing gun at tourist is marginally worst than letting tourist take picture with your gun.

I think a royal palace guard wading off a tourist, a potential threat, where the said tourist could end up being an ISIS sympathizer and blow himself up or stab him, he is following protocol I guess. This is incomparable with an armed officer giving out his rifle to a civilian to take a casual snapshot. And then also very ignorant as to be seen in the same shot.
This kind of officer is a risk, hazard to the force itself.

E go end for N500 recharge card per student, we go see.

Na where u dey store all dis food? sign better agreement with NEPA ooo.

KashyBaby:
It depends what food I'm drooling on that day...a minimum of 10dollars per lunch is fine with me...

$1 or $2 for me.

HOW DO WE KNOW THIS SET IN GOVERNMENT ARE NOT STEALING AS WE READ THIS?

Pheals:
Got something to say ...i was feeling stomach pain after i return from dad office ,i was dad gal always got nothing to do can't cook I was alone just pick my phone called mum closest pal who was a doc. Mum said they have been friends since school days she has been my physician since infant ,love me for been the only female in the house .I could not reach her on phone so I try to move out and get commercial bus to my destination before the stomach ache got worst reach the hospital saw new faces the lady in blue uniform came up to me after waiting for hours ...have already new mum is not around . "your name ? And your card no. " she said ..i look up at her " i didnt have card " then u will need to get a card and register .... I didn't need that I said humbly . we can't attend to u then , she said now she sound rude as I was about to speak a senior nurse came in " tosin what's wrong? " i explain ...she brings out a yellow card instead of a green card...and directed me to the new doctor office ...

Enter the office sat down and I gave him the card
He started asking questions later he was silent and he said "go and lied down there (pointed to a bed few inches away ) I lied down and he came up to me press my stomach with his fingers and later he said "raise your cloth up little" I do that and he start to examined again asking "here or here " I don't really no where the pain was really from so I nodded to reply him a quick no he later stop and clean his face with handkerchief and said " will you take off your skirt then" I quickly raise up my head ,face change "may be I will come back " why he asked

Nothing when mum comes I will be here" I said and walked towards the door and he later said " which mum?" Mum m.o.j
Are you m.o.j he asked no ! I reply (frustrated) ok wait .he pick up his pen and prescribed some drugs for me...I move out. U stay long tosin the senior nurse said as I handed her the note and the card she then direct me to the other door ...I was given drugs and receipt total of 15k the nurse there look up to me for cash and the other one said "aunty pls sorry you can go, can't you see the card is yellow" i used the drugs and I was alright. I kept wondering so this man knows the right thing to do "why asking me to take off my. ..."


Share yours ladies

Are you really serious that you wrote a post, a publication, ..this way. Young people need to learn some ethics and learn how to write in English. While growing up, my mum taught me to write a letter, I would write a letter to her, and took note of thing like when to use "Yours faithfully" or "Yours sincerely".
Reading this crap makes me ashamed.

I hope as a graduate she can figure out how to take her Akara business to another level.

NobleAky:
So unfortunate that most crimes committed by women are perpetrated by the beautiful ones

Like our ex-petrol minister and mama piss.

Therefore, no one should be held responsible or all should be held responsible?
If you politicians do not get it right this time, the youths who have their future uninsured by you all, and their lives at the brink of being wasted will rise up and hold all of you responsible.
Nigeria is annoying. Such waste of time and resources.
Every time we have the same undetermined people playing them selves back into government to continue from where they stopped.

This is either Nollywood or just Deltawood.

Abeg who is that person who was charged sometime for stealing money and then was asked to refund like less than 10% to get off the hook. Make him pray say EFCC no remember him matter. Now you refund with interest.

timidapsin:
i swear the video of this cow really touched me...
Teaches me not to give up even if all hope have been lost...

cow?

I must begin the construction of my iphone6 and Range Rover sports at once.

"The Pregnant wife of the leader of the Indigenous People of Biafra, (IPOB) Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, his wife Uchechi Okwu Kanu has finally delivered a bouncing baby boy.

Reports reaching us have it that, Kanu's wife who has been pregnant for months now, finally put to bed a baby boy, his husband Mazi Kanu is still under detention in custody of Department State Service DSS under president Buhari's order."

Just curious, were there any complications warranting the use of these phrases?

Who kileed Dele Giwa
Who Killed Marshall Harry
Who killed Funsho Williams
Who killed Rt Hon Okon Uwah
Who killed ALFRED REWANE
Who killed KUDIRAT ABIOLA
etc etc

This fire is beyond what any one can fight with bare hands or buckets. Is the fire service anywhere close or there by now?
The only thing any one can do here is to make sure everyone else is out of the building and no life is lost. If there is no heavy equipment to fight this fire the entire hostel will be razed.

otiigba1:
Why do they have to put their photos on the bags of rice? I don't get!

If they don't put their photos on the bags, how will we all believe the rice came from them and eventually thank them for using the people's money to buy rice for the people?

sulley:
Must they put their names and pictures?? African mentally shaaaa

If they dont, how will we all believe the rice came from them and eventually thank them for using the people's money to buy rice for the people?

but where are the runners?

Abeg free her, na she be APC chair person abi President.
If she spends naira credit card abroad when we all cant, then there is an issue.

Him no serious.

The mistake he made is he forgot to lock the door and flush the key down the toilet before the cut.

The girl will consider her decision as very correct and the guy the biggest looser she ever met.

Is terrorism coming south in 2016?

Assisted suicide!

What do politicians do?.....seek for attention, by getting people to mind their views, whether true or false, through thick and thin using fact or propaganda.

If PDP had moved Nigeria forward in the past years, Nigerians would have been scared today of putting things in wrong hands.
All the looting in the past years and failure by government to build a successful nation was under PDPs watch.

The Nigerian society needs a mental reform for this to work.

Whoever the parents of this kid are, they should not be carried away by what they per-sieve as her talent. Whatever she is encouraged to do as a child should be woven with decency. Just like talking and writing. Would they permit her to act adult, in a movie just to be a star? would they allow her sing a romantic song?
As a minor she cannot completely understand all she is doing and may not be able to distinguish between the consent of her loving parents and the lure of a stranger.