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He spits on you? Like seriously?
Nobody spits on anybody in my book. What on earth will warrant a person to treat another that disgustingly and to think that he takes stuff from your purse (lives off you unrepentantly and forcefully)? Are you going to let yourself continue getting defiled with spitting or are you going to rise up and say "No' and "Never again" to that attitude and maltreatment? It's either you stand up and put a stop to the things going wrong there (by speaking to wise elderly ones that can mediate and help set things right, standing your ground that you are never tolerating another smack or beating and telling him that it isn't funny anymore that he can't get his finances together) or you stay alive by running for your life if he is not interested in putting a stop to all those fr*aked up stuffs he is doing to you.

If you keep your body there for him, you will no doubt keep getting spit on, beaten, abused (all round), so what are you going to do----wake up or stay down. We sure want you to stay alive.

JallowBah: I find it strange how two people can be connected, still so far apart.

I woke up hard last night, at 02:23, because someone screamed my named. Loud! My daughter sleeps in the same room, and reacted to something as well.
I walked up, thinking it was my mother, but no-where in the house was there a single sound.
I send a text to my husband, telling him what happen, and that I hope everything was ok.
He answered me, said he had the same dream; someone called his wife, loud, and he could see me on the bed, holding a pillow. He also had to check if someone was there, calling for me.

It is..strange. I guess we miss each other very, very much.

Ivy shakes her head and smiles at Jallow
Easy girl, it's going to be alright.
December is just hours away from now.
I like that you guys love each other that much and I am happy for you. Send my hugs to your child.

[quote author=Ejiné]Because they are making Muh-Naaayyyyyyy! Dasss wai![/quote]You mean "they got a condo on their wrist boy, they are cashing out----they are cashing out".
Sorry I was only singing.

Club N'Abania
Club 2nite

Greatken007: Joke apart do u people actually know the negative impact of high heel shoes?It affect the hip,it also affect pregnancy.Go and make more research about that.The pressure impacted is not thinkable.Stop going to habalist to confirm the cause of your barreness,too many things are involve.Anything oyibo do una go wear,dey have solutions to most of their problems.Even the rich are flying abroad to solve their,you that can't afford that why not keep off

You are right about heels affecting pregnancy and causing miscarriage. I have emphasized on that severally in the forum. The wife of another cousin(from her father's side) of a cousin of mine lost her pregnancy after attending a wedding on heels. Women in their first trimester should avoid it.

They have no business answering such questions in the first place.
They shouldn't answer that. Fr*ak Ndi ara wey dey ask them the questions.

lastpage: Stop being mischievous, my friend!!

I know where he is coming from and beleive me, he means no harm!
All he has in mind is that the "electoral process" not just to be "pronounced fair" but TO BE SEEN TO BE FAIR!
There is a world of difference between those two!

Like the Yorubas will say: Kiise gbogbo aso la'nsa l'orun!

Even l, as the "official observer" has to keep mute on "certain things" l observed, which if "raised", are very legitimate concerns but may be misconstrued as "an attack" on your election or trying to stir up trouble (especially when most of you are still operating in the "YORUBA IS MY ENEMY MINDSET"! ....and l am patently Yoruba!

@Lastpage
Did they really name you "the gburugburu 1 of Nairaland?" Surprised, surprised!

Thanks to you Onyebekee Observer for a job wisely done.

odumchi: Nne, o bu gini?

O bu eziokwu na adi m afo iri na isii. Kedu kwanu ihe ozo?

Was it not the late Eze Aro, Maazi Kanu Oji VII, that was coronated Eze Aro at the age of 17? Age is but a number and I don't believe people should be prejudiced because of it. For all I know, there's no way for you to verify my true age since we're online, so I don't see why such a negligible factor should be even considered when anyone can make up any age for themselves.

Oh my gosh! so it's true----I'm even more astounded by the acceptance speech. How did you grow so fast? The speech is from a mature mind, when I was asking the age I was thinking that na onye di afo iri na isii ga ka na awu aru n'afo n'afo (as in won't be seriously minded) but you seem to be proving yourself in carrying yourself good. Congrats to you, Eze I ga adi ndu rue mgbe ebighi ebi .

ogugua88: My dear brothers and sisters,
I would like to thank you all for your time and support, from the nomination stage, to the voting period, and until now. I would like to thank my supporters: berem, ifyalways, tchidi, High_Chief, and many more of you. I noticed you all and want you to know that your advocacy is poignant, encouraging and motivating.
Commissioner PointB, Afam4eva, 9ja_I_hail, and UjChief, a big thanks to all of you. I know that what you did is not easy. Like the rest of us, you have your personal lives, but still made time to monitor this election, late into the night on some occasions. Thank you again for volunteering your time and successfully conducting this election in a steadfast manner.
As for those who did not vote for me, I would like to thank you as well. Firstly, for humbling me and reminding me that I do not have everyone’s approval. Secondly, for motivating me and conveying that, with my election, there are great tasks at hand.

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Finally, congratulations are in order for Odumchi, our Eze-Elect of Nairaland. I trust in you to lead us in the best of directions. I, too, look forward to collaborating with you to adequately and properly represent our people.
As the great Chinua Achebe said, “It is the story that owns and directs us. It is the thing that makes us different from cattle. It is the mark on the face that sets one people apart from their neighbors”. Umu Igbo, let us continue to write our story and make our mark. United we shall prosper.

Ogugua.

Nice speech there Ogugua, kedukwanu afa ana etu gi? Is it Ezenwanyi Obidiya ka o bu Acharugo nwanyi? as you dey shine like Ugo.

ifyalways: Nice acceptance speeches by eze and eze nwanyi elect, odumchi and ogugua. I thank you both for accepting to serve ndi Igbo and may the gods of our lands give you both the wisdom to lead us well.

Okija Nwanne, you did well too. Let us all throw away our differences and grudges, rally round this new government and forge ahead. Ka ihe nile bere na abali buru anwunta, inu?

Igbo Amaka.

Eze I'm advocating that Ifyalways be given the title "Ada di ora mma 1 of Nairaland" for joining forces with some of you culture-minded persons in bringing us the real Igbo culture experience online.

O gini n' afio, nothing dey happen! . Ngwanu k'anyi gbaria egwu Oliver De Coque nwere anuri n' onwero ife n'eme


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0wxvntvTXI

Yeah, heels---don't we like them?
Makes one satchay and breeze on [color=000099]while walking[/color]. It gives a real s-exy look and when you stand on it you stand like the queen of your world. Lol


Now that D man below is so makobe on his heels.
Is he really a makobe/g*y man orrrrrrrrrrr(or what)?

Ewoo dalu nu ri nne.
Kedukwanu mgbe eze ofuu na ezenwanyi ga ekwu okwu nnabata ochichi ha(acceptance speech)?
Congrats to them and everybody here, you guys give one a good sweet home/village square feeling that civilization is robbing from one.
Ndewo nu ri nne. Kedukwanu ubochi aga akpo anyi oriri na onunu na be Eze plus thanksgiving na church? Hehe!
Keduzi etu ahu esi ekwu ya----Eze i ga adi ndu ruo mgbe ebighi ebi? Pls can somebody enlighten me on this, is our Eze really mkpuru iri na isii years old? He can't be that obere?




Politicians here note this-----
It would have been wiser if you have allowed this other guy to participate in the election,this is because his chances of winning may be small (as most people that have heard his utterances may not vote him). If he doesn't win----it will all quietly fade away. Preventing him is elevating him without knowing it, such stuffs end up making such a person more famous than the government itself and generates more support from the masses (who in one way or the other are always against the govt) for him. I have seen a country where the one condemned and fired by the govt ended up rising with the power of the masses and that taught the govt a lesson, the next time they wanted to fire another person----one of them reminded them that "it backfires and ends up benefitting such". I understand the other side of the coin of the wisdom with which you stood your ground against him participating yet there are subtle ways of handling that without blowing it all out of proportion. Just my two cents, just my two cents!

Hold please-----I am voting Odumchi (confirmed that he doesn't go hurling hatred and stuffs at other tribes). I am wondering whether he is really 16 years old like someone mentioned, if he is methinks that is too young for such post. If he is really 16 I will rather vote EzeUche. I also vote Ogugua for the female post.

---And there goes a vote I would have gladly given to Okija juju if only na isi ruru ya ana mana ojirigo onu ya megbuo onwe ya (he did himself with his utterances that were slights on the Igbos). No be my fault brother.

[quote author=isale_gan2]Hmmm. I have made it through 40% of the Nomination thread, but have not seen why Afam is ineligible, or whether, similar to the previous election, (some) non-Igbos are eligible to nominate. Regardless, whether or not my nomination stands, one of my candidates has made it thus far.

I am happy to cast my vote for ODUMCHI as the next Eze.



WTF! How do you verify alliances of posters/voters to the Igbo cause? Isn't it easier to void the votes of vocal and public enemies of Ndi Igbo based on their NL post history? Commissioner yi o gbadun.



lol. Good to see you as well. I see you're in good cheer as always. Hey! We thank God, sis! hmmm. . . what do you get? lol. Like I said above and in the other thread, I was late seeing the Nom thread and was not aware some of the more drastic rule modifications in this election compared to last time. I have no idea what PointBeavis is doing sha, bless his heart. [/quote]HeyHeyheyHey! Isale -gan the King maker!
Isale -gan Isale-gan k'anyi ga eso, ma o na eje eje ma O na ana ana Isale-Igan k'anyi ga eso. (Na Isale-Igan we dey follow, whether she is coming or going -o na Isale -igan we dey follow) hahaha! The Original Omo eko.

Yes girl, I am thinking of voting Oduchi too but I have to make out time tonight to read about all nominees and know a little bit about them. Will return.

[quote author=isale_gan2]It's the one and only me o, my sister. I'm from Lagos. I couldn't read thru the whole nomination thread, but going from last time, only certain posters were restricted from nominating. [/quote]Nne they said that voting is only for Igbos or is --- an Igbo? You know who? #Winks
Okay now I get it. . Good to see you here dearie.

[quote author=isale_gan2]Commissioner PointB,

Did you count my nominations for Odumchi and Afam4eva? https://www.nairaland.com/1075822/eze-ndi-igbo-online-election/40#12663229

How long will this poll be open for voting?[/quote]Isale Babes, are you Igbo. I thought that you are from the north side or middle belt or something.
I hope you are the Isale Igan I mean? This is the female Isale, ain't?

How are you doing? Will come and vote later.

lastpage: Amunabiaa, biiko nwanne!

Oga Lastpage wetin be "Am*nabia biko nwanne m"? If somebody translates that you will not believe what you just said.

You dey funny Sir, I am enjoying your mature sense of humour sha. Yeah, do make sure that the election is fair okay. Thanks onyebekee-Observer .

ifyalways: Only truth, thank you for your usual lengthy,emotional speech that shies away from posed questions.

I'll repost all my questions again and be man enough to answer.

1.) who are your cabinet members?
2.)what have you guys done in the past year in office. Dee na igbo if need be.
3.)okijas nomination was disqualified on the grounds that "his person brings discord and confusion" to umu igbo in general. Have this administration led by you not brought more division to umu Igbo on nld?

I agree, I rejected whatever position you offered me in your position and that's because I cannot stand anyone shoving his or her opinions down my throat. I figured you operate a "one way thought process" of its either white or black which does not augur well with my personal view of life(keeping an open mind, accepting shades of Gray) and the option I had was to step aside. And by the way, I was not the only one that bolted from your cabinet. Some others left or lost interest. Why?

A good leader would look inwards and ask himself questions.

NB: what lies did I peddle against you or your govt?point it out please. "doingspain" or so was the first to ask on this thread about your "achievements" on this thread and I also signified an interest in knowing too. What was your response?we should go check page 1.

Lol. Ochi eze.

Nne m werenu ya nwayo na ndi ozo ga na achi anyi ochi biko nu.

Okija juju is a strong character that I would have gladly voted if not for some of his utterances that almost mocks the Igbos. In a thread he was abusing Ojukwu very much even though I later came to understand that he lost families or possessions in the war and that he may have been speaking from the pains in his heart yet he was being careless in some of those utterances. I am still looking out for any of the nominees that wasn't involving himself in the tribal hatings and has a good carriage in the forum. Anybody that knows such can let me know who.

I saw Ejine's name in the nominees----Chineke Nna! Ejine Nnaa Ichoro ibu eze? Jirikwa nwayo ga fichapu blue film ahu wey you dey narrate for one thread so dey astound everybody ma o buru na ichokwara ka ndi mmadu vote gi. Abeg make I waka, which day voting dey end----I go come vote tomorrow abegi nu. Abeg jiri nu nwayo nwayo ka ahara ichi anyi ochi n'ebea. Unu adozina ndoro ndoro too much biko, Okija juju choo izo eze si hapu ya ka ozoo eze, echekwa m n' obughi onye igbo mana afuru m ebe okwuru okwu n'Igbo wee mara n' o bu onye igbo. Ozoo eze, merie ya matakwa na okwesighizi iji onu ya kwutoo ihe obula gbasara ndi Igbo.Ozo ya matakwa na i bu eze abughikwa iji onu wee n'agba ndi yoruba egbe (Okija juju should know that if he wins that he mustn't continue making some confusing utterances that does not represent Igbo good and being a king does not mean that you have to be shooting down the yorubas with your mouth, infact an Eze Ndi Igbo should not be engaging in the tribal hatings instead should be making peace and maintaining decorum making sure that the Igbos are carrying themselves good here. I remember that I once appealed to the outgoing King about that. What is all that tribal E-war of mouth going on in this forum? Children will grow to read those and get influenced so that should not be encouraged.
Udo diri unu ndi be anyi, Peace out! I almost said Alleluiah

O bu gini na afio n'ebea? Ske Ske na afio

Ewoo I am loving hearing(abi na reading) people speak Igbo here, it's so sweet.
Make I read small know wetin dey shele.
Abeg make una carry gooo, no mind me o Ojare. I will lime a bit by una thread and run comot.
Ndi be anyi mma mma nu o-o-o. Oh my Gosh, it's so sweet here----chilling in real Igbo style.
Yeah, yeah, get on people!

I will soon find a cane for some of these "my-spiritual-pastor/prophet-diviner-said-to marry-her/leave her" men/women that can't use the brain God gave them to seek the face of God themselves. They look so like babies when they get started on what pastor told them about their wives/husbands that I feel like flogging them. This morning one of such persons opened a thread screaming that "he must divorce his wife", try reading his reasons for that and you will hear how he was asked to leave her for spiritual reasons https://www.nairaland.com/1079685/need-advice-must-divorce-wife#12649647. What are these persons waiting for it to happen for them to know that these their semi-gods are mere men some of which commit the worst sins on earth yet they crown them king over their lives and the lives of their family.

So one Pastor asked you to marry her and the other priest asked you not to marry her. Na waa for you -o-o Poster.
Try and find something to be doing to be earning money with which to take care of your family, when everybody gets hungry the mouth can mispeak and you and wify may get cantankerous on yourselves especially if there is no deep rooted respect/love there. Unfortunately some women only appreciate men with diamond lined pocket. We are yet to hear your wife's side of the story because none of us is a saint, if indeed she is being as careless as you are making her out----that needs serious heart to heart discussion and the intervention of a mature female who can advise her her right from her left if your discussion does not yield fruit.

PointB: lol,

I am not in anyway moved by their clowning. I doubt if OnlyTruth is either.
As for our ladies, well they will eventually realise that the rules were set and followed with best of intention. And sooner or later that will learn to distinguish between genuine remorse and crocodile's tear shed by Okija_juju and his band of brigands.

Okija Juju is a strong character with some great leadership qualities but some of his utterances makes one wonder whether he is really Igbo as some posts of his does not show a person that appreciates his Igboness if he is really Igbo and from Okija ndi Ogo m. I don't want to be part of his "for and against" side as I can't handle ill feelings this evening.

hypeman: Ivy my precious e-wife, why nominate Onlytruth the bigot if you really want the bolded part to happen?

Rossike is the only guy who's capable of achieving that on NL... Please, nominate Mr. Nigeria a la Rossike, the most fanatic Nigerian in cyberspace!

Tell me more about Rossik and why he is the best candidate, what are the qualities that have you rooting for him?

Dede1: I cast my vote in nomination of Policewoman for the esteemed position of Eze Nwanyi Ndigbo NL.

I am hearing about Policewoman for the first time today, kedu nke O na emekaricha? I must make out time to read a thing or two about her. Hope her prowess is not all about giving it to the other tribes when the hatings begin because that is not the only quality we are looking for in a Lolo.
Definitely there are many strong women with leadership qualities that can fit into Lolo but this is a faceless forum and we only bounce on one another here once or twice in threads for the usernames to stick.

dayokanu: You wan truce between Ibo and Yoruba yet you nominated the greatest bigot on this forum Only truth?

Do you consider him a bigot?
The way you get on in the Igbo/yoruba tribal E-feud does not seem to qualify you to label others that and to think that I hold you in good esteem and still do in spite of all that. Anyway, high time we all evolve past that fr*aking spewing of hatred on one another or don't you think so? Isn't it sweet to have people like you, Last page, hypeman/shymexx contributing good here, now that's how things should be. Smile!

The person I nominated does not want to be re-elected so I will nominate somebody else. I am looking for a candidate that does not partake in the tribal hatings, is level headed, appreciates his Igboness and at the same time is tolerant, liberal and can hold his shoulder good as a leader. I don't know these nominees 50% enough as to know who fits in to the qualities unless I go reading their posts which I can't afford to do now. Odumchi sounds level headed (is he really 16yrs old, too young if he is), can somebody suggest any poster that has the qualities I am looking for please?

As per the Lolo/Ezenwanyi post, the 2 ladies Ogugua and Ifyalways are my Babes and as we can only nominate one (or can we nominate two?). I am nominating Ifyalways even when I am closer to Ogugua. Ify is more mature and has been representing the Igbos good, Ogugua can still fit in to another responsible post in the Ndigbo NL-----Babes don't be mad at me . If we can nominate two, I hereby nominate the two biko.


[quote author=Charles.nerd]Very good comment,the primary responsibility of an Eze should be to promote peace among his subjects ,guide and enlighten them to accomplish the Igbo agenda,if any.
I believe an Eze is too royal to engage in petty tribal fights,he should be an embodiment of class,cultural and historical knowledge,with a firm grasp of contemporary Nigerian politics.

I hope the incoming Eze would take a cue from your brilliant suggestion.[/quote]You said it, thanks very much.

Mtscheeew
Fake story with his/her "Is it d name dat matters or d advice needed" retort while mischieviously waiting on people he/she managed to deceive to bring on their posts for his/her amusement. Who writes fr*aking that and stamps her name on it?

I am nominating Onlytruth.

Please Please people who ever it is that wins this election should note that the onus of working against the tribal hatings between the Igbos and the yorubas online is on him. I hope to see that E-feud die down when the new winner emerges please. Thanks

@joy4dhome

You are contributing to the problem and setting your house on fire with your own hands. What is that about some men of God telling you to leave your wife for spiritual reasons? Men of God? Are you not a man of God or didn't you come from God yourself that certain people have been dignified men of God and their words over the life of your family is what is more important than the joy and happiness of your home.

How can your problem get solved if after you make up, your men of God will draw near again and tell you to leave your wife. You need to stop believing in the words of some of those human being[color=#0000099]s that deceive people like [/color]you and turn their homes upside down with false divinations. They are mere humans like you, if you are told half of what some of them commit in secrecy you will never go close to them again.

Your narration of the problems in your marriage also stemmed from different unhealthy notions----what is all that "monitoring", "sleeping outside for days", "being apart for two years?" Your summary was not enough for us to understand clearly but from the few stuffs you narrated, your listening to the divinations of your M.O.God and your heaving much on your wife as to have made her feel uncomfortable and monitored are all part of it. You can seek mature family members that can see clearly into what is happening in your marriage and set feets aright where possible but you first have to untie yourself from the aprons of those telling you to abandon your family and think with your own head. Thank you.

penelope9: Hi everybody, my friend has been married for sometime now but recently she told me that the wicked husband does not want her to send the money that she work hard for to her mother, he even told her that her siblings dare not come to see her.This wicked husband of hers have friends that does not want the wife siblings to visit only their own people that are as wicked as they are visit them,this her so-called husband is very boostful and wicked and in the spirit i was told he is very far away from God and his garment/spirit which suppose to be as white as snow is very dirty unknown to him.What do i tell her now.

dwas: You are right. Penelope9 is the person in disguise. She is fun of abusing her husband on the net, moreso, check through her post, she is having extra-marital affair. I know her very well in person. She even said in one of her post that she want to "bleep" different guys! nawah o, after two children, still in her husband house till now.

She doesnt care for our children. You drop 50k for house keep, nothing to show for it. got hope in the night, our daugher, 1 and half year old drinking garri in the night while she goes around spending the house keep on her self. real wicked woman dey this world o.

please kindly go through all her post to know the kind of person this my wife be.

I don tire o

#dramathings

Make una take am easy -o-o if you are really man and wife for there seems to be a great tension between the two of you which can be sensed in your posts. How about working at what is causing the dissatisfactions instead of making hints and insinuations online?

[quote author=Ejiné]Look at this guy! I can now tell you're not experienced on the things wey dey happen for dis world.
Let me tell you, people like the men listed above are called CUCKOLDS; and there's so many of them in the USA, predominantly among the white community.
The cuckold is usually a married white man with an inadequate 3-inch ding-dong who has finally accepted his fate that he will never be able to please his wife.

What he does next is hook his wife up with a well-hung Big Black NIGGUH with a mindblowing 8-inch 'demolisher', who comes to his matrimonial bed and phucks his beloved wife as he watches.

The black man (usually called 'The Bull') slams this white man's wife better than the white man ever could in his lifetime, while the white wife (usually called 'The Hotwife') climaxes time and time again.

The cuckold man sheds tears as the love of his life is banged senseless by a bigger and better man as she proclaims the nigguh the only man deserving of her poontang.
During the final stretch, the black man cums hard in the white wife's welcoming vajayjay, as he shoots stream after stream of his heavy, sticky hot cuum her puzzayyy.

Broken and defeated, the submissive cuckold husband crawls over to his wife and then licks the cuum from her mercilessly ravaged hole.

Trust me, I didn't make this up! [/quote]He mad orrrrrrrrrrrrr?
As in "Is he mad or what?
Disgusting narration there!
Yeah, we trust you! How can you make up what you know?

Iamurfantasy: #Inukwa see thread ooo! Wetin concern u

Ina anukwa!

Poster are you a peeping tom or something?

[quote author=one_man]Magazines keep lying. Someone that is well know with modikat everywhere and seen in places both spiritual and public functions could not attract the media before Jenifa's wedding
I don't believe this story. Rita is about to marry soon, check out the story, Rita's husband in love with Omotola.
Remember this other girl Mercy Johnson? That's how the pointless rumours and stupid stories keep going around.[/quote]Are you telling me? The story seems to me like a juicy write-up of a gossipy journalist that was adding all kinds of mud to things to muddle the Funke girl's marriage up---check out the ending of the story, carefully stringed to make things look real bad and paint up her husband's harem to make them all seem like a Fuji house of commotion. Lol