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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:58am On Aug 13, 2019
pope191:
That's it boss, u want to secure the bag, she want to massage her ego. No problem, it all end at the destination point.
Na so

It's only oloshos that I usually have issues with( Wumengo crescent girls especially)

Those ones will expect premium service treatment, and still want to use transfer to scam me angry

Na there I dey usually bring the agberoish nature in me.

But in all, we still end up being friends. grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:26am On Aug 13, 2019
pope191:
On point boss
Let me tell you one funny one grin

It was a Saturday. It just finished raining. I was at Agungi with my tinted Camry 04 cool. Request entered and I got to pickup.

One woman came out. She probably was rich because she had maids at her disposal. Na so she enter my car

Me:Good morning ma

She: Oga, why is the body of your car dirty? Why is your car dirty? Why can't you people clean your cars?

Me: I wanted to explode. But then I decided to beg her. After all, my money go still complete Abi?

I was begging her and begging... She just kept on complaining and I kept begging. I switched off my radio and increased my AC

Got to Ikoyi bridge and I was hearing someone snoring. Madam don sleep

Didn't wake her till we got to MMA2 roundabout. Ended the trip and looked her in the eyeball and apologized again

She smiled shyly and then she said "I'm sorry for how I spoke to you. I shouldn't have talked to you like that. I'm sorry"




Most times its better to just let them feel like a boss. It's just for a while...
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:09am On Aug 13, 2019
protocol:
lol you started using computer before me. You came to nairaland before me. Someone who came to nairaland 10yrs after I did. Grandfather indeed.
Whether he is right or not

Whether you are right, you shouldn't have insulted him.
Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 8:34am On Aug 13, 2019
diportivo:
you read from people u respect and think carry sense for head and you will end up being disappointed undecided

aso nla ko ni eeyan nla truly undecided

make una lock this thread

toyota don win.....make we all go rest grin
Abeg wetin e mean?
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:31am On Aug 13, 2019
My reason for these boring stories is that we can be diplomatic and polite about everything

Instead of shouting over the phone, or parking and warning your rider, you can just be silent and drop them off and move on

No be everything suppose be fight
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:25am On Aug 13, 2019
I once had a request one morning in VGC

Rider: Please sir, I want you to help me carry my parents. That are going to get gas around Salem
Me: Eerrrmmmm... Okay

When I got there, I met an old man, an old woman and a little kid playing about

Old man: My son, please we cant carry the cylinder.

I helped them and we went. It was quite a journey. We talked and it was like I was carrying my parents. Even when I got to the Gas Station, I was the one that helped them and when we came back, they prayed for me, tipped me and even called their daughter to thank me again



*************×********

Once had another request. The lady put a wrong pickup, so she was directing me up and down

At some point, both I and her lost our patience and we were on the edge over the phone....But I still didn't insult her and she didn't too

When I finally got to her location, I saw that she had a disability.... A crippled with a little boy. Probably she was tired of standing and couldn't bear it any longer.

If I had flared up on the phone and cancelled, probably she would have waited more...

And she later became the nicest disabled person I've ever met

*********************************

I and four of my friends went to Abacha estate and we left around 8:30 pm... There was no way to cross back to Alagbon through Dolphin extension because the gate was locked, so we had to settle for Taxify

First driver came and after we pleaded and explained,
he refused

Second driver came and refused also

The third guy came and after we explained, he was compassionate and agreed.

While we were going, he told us he was living at Surulere and that after he drops us at Festac, he will go home. We told him to drop us at Orile and he was very grateful
Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 7:51am On Aug 13, 2019
weyreypey:
Do you know that no Corolla beats my Audi A4 B6 2.0alt on highway fuel economy..... Not talking about stability yet o
Lol. I wouldn't doubt that sef

I used to be a fan of the Corolla.. I don't know why they have so much of that cars in the US though, but those cars are expensive for nothing. It's just like buying a loaf of Agege bread for #500.....very boring to chew

I've also noticed (my own observation oh) that most people that eulogize corollas are people that have not driven other year models of other cars... That was exactly how I was before

Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 7:41am On Aug 13, 2019
pocohantas:
cool

Now you have seen the light.

Go ye into the world and spread the gospel.

Lmao. Izou I thought this was in the UBER thread. Na now I see where I dey o.
grin

If I typed this on the uber thread, jungle justice for Don fall on me grin

The mods should do something about this Aunty sperm guy angry
Business › Re: 7 Different Ways Ladies Get Their First Cars Car Funny But True by izzou(m): 9:08pm On Aug 12, 2019
I'll be surprised if this watery piece of thread shiit doesn't make front page
Sports › Re: Salah Donates $3m To Rebuild Egyptian Hospital Blown By Terrorists [Photos] by izzou(m): 8:26pm On Aug 12, 2019
Lalasticlala

Abeg unban me. Anti spam bot bannned me in the car talk section

Abeg
Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2019
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Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2019
After driving an Audi A4 2007 model, I see Toyotas differently





Especially that corolla angry




Nonsense tin of milk
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2019
MosakuAW:
Help Guys!

What can I do about this ban?

Taxify/Bolt is the only one that gives me more riders. If bolt give me 20riders a day, Uber only give me 3. Now I am banned for days, what can I do?

Your help or opinion will be appreciated.

Thanks.
Call 0803-901-2019

I think that's their customer care. They will unblock you
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2019
woligentle:
Merrybet PFP

Username: woligentle

Betslip ID: 254316055

ODD: 27



Soccer, Sweden, Allsvenskan

08-12 18:00 Kalmar FF - Orebro SK
game: Double chance & Under/Over 3.5 goals

bet: Kalmar FF/Orebro SK & under 3.5 1.78


Soccer, Netherlands, Eerste Divisie
08-12 19:00 Jong AZ Alkmaar - SC Telstar
game: Highest scoring half

bet: 2nd half 2.00


Soccer, England, Premier League 2, Division 1
08-12 19:00 Stoke City - Sunderland AFC Res
game: Double chance and Both teams to score

bet: Stoke City/Sunderland AFC Res & yes 2.11


Soccer, England, Premier League 2, Division 1
08-12 19:00 Blackburn Rovers - Arsenal FC
game: Double chance and Both teams to score

bet: Blackburn Rovers/Arsenal FC & yes 2.12


Soccer, Romania, Liga 2
08-12 16:00 Petrolul Ploiesti - UT Arad
game: 1x2

bet: Petrolul Ploiesti 1.70

cc: pfpmoderator
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2019
Ibrahim3307:
Merrybet pfp

Username: Ibrahim3307

Bet I.d: 254316095

Odds: odds260.2056


Soccer, Russia, Premier League
08-17 17:00 Zenit St. Petersburg - Akhmat Grozny
game: 1x2
bet: Zenit St. Petersburg 1.36


Soccer, England, Premier League
08-17 12:30 Arsenal FC - Burnley FC
game: 1x2
bet: Arsenal FC 1.29


Soccer, England, Premier League
08-18 16:30 Chelsea FC - Leicester City
game: Double chance & Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Chelsea FC/Leicester City & over 1.5 1.71


Soccer, England, Premier League
08-17 15:00 Southampton - Liverpool FC
game: 1x2
bet: Liverpool FC 1.41


Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga
08-16 19:30 Bayern Munich - Hertha BSC
game: Under/Over 2.5 goals
bet: Over 2.5 goals 1.44


Soccer, Netherlands, Eredivisie
08-18 19:00 Heracles Almelo - PSV Eindhoven
game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Heracles Almelo/PSV Eindhoven & over 1.5 1.32


Soccer, Spain, LaLiga
08-17 16:00 Celta de Vigo - Real Madrid
game: Double chance & Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Celta de Vigo/Real Madrid & over 1.5 1.43


Soccer, England, League Cup
08-13 19:45 Nottingham Forest - Fleetwood Town
game: Nottingham Forest to win either half
bet: yes 1.37


Soccer, England, League Cup
08-13 19:45 Middlesbrough FC - Crewe Alexandra FC
game: Middlesbrough FC to win either half
bet: yes 1.25


Soccer, England, League Cup
08-13 19:45 Blackburn Rovers - Oldham Athletic
game: Blackburn Rovers to win either half
bet: yes 1.25


Soccer, UEFA Super Cup, Super Cup
08-14 20:00 Liverpool FC - Chelsea FC
game: Liverpool FC to win either half
bet: yes 1.33


Soccer, France, Ligue 1
08-16 19:45 Olympique Lyon - SCO Angers
game: Olympique Lyon to win either half
bet: yes 1.23


Soccer, France, Ligue 1
08-18 20:00 Stade Rennes - Paris Saint-Germain
game: 1x2
bet: Paris Saint-Germain 1.39


Soccer, Turkey, Super Lig
08-16 18:30 Denizlispor - Galatasaray Istanbul
game: Galatasaray Istanbul to win either half
bet: yes 1.35


Soccer, Champions League, Qualification
08-13 19:45 Celtic FC - FC Cluj
game: Celtic FC to win either half
bet: yes 1.34


Soccer, Champions League, Qualification
08-13 19:30 Ajax Amsterdam - PAOK Thessaloniki
game: 1x2
bet: Ajax Amsterdam 1.37


Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 19:30 AZ Alkmaar - FC Illichivec Mariupol
game: 1x2
bet: AZ Alkmaar 1.21


Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-14 17:00 Vitoria Guimaraes - FK Ventspils
game: 1x2
bet: Vitoria Guimaraes 1.14


Soccer, International Clubs, AFC Champions League, Group A
08-13 18:30 Al Hilal Riyadh - Al Ahli Jeddah
game: Al Hilal Riyadh to win either half
bet: yes 1.36

Cc pfpmoderator troot
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 3:21pm On Aug 12, 2019
Merrybet username: Oliver62
Transaction id#254316114
Odds: 618.58.40


Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 17:00 HJK Helsinki - Riga Fc
game: 1x2
bet: HJK Helsinki 1.78

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 19:45 Aberdeen FC - HNK Rijeka
game: 1x2
bet: HNK Rijeka 3.02

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 17:45 Spartak Moscow - Fc Thun
game: Both teams to score
bet: yes 1.71

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 18:00 Apollon Limassol - FK Austria Vienna
game: Draw no bet
bet: Apollon Limassol 1.57

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 18:00 FC Shakhter Soligorsk - FC Torino
game: Draw no bet
bet: FC Shakhter Soligorsk 3.53

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 18:00 Bnei Yehuda Tel Aviv - Neftchi Baku
game: Double chance
bet: Bnei Yehuda Tel Aviv or Neftchi Baku 1.31

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 18:00 AIK Stockholm - FC Sheriff Tiraspol
game: Double chance
bet: AIK Stockholm or FC Sheriff Tiraspol 1.25

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 18:30 Trabzonspor - Sparta Prague
game: Double chance
bet: Trabzonspor or Sparta Prague 1.27

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 19:00 Aek Athens Fc - Universitatea Craiova
game: Under/Over 1.5 goals
bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.33

Soccer, Europa League, Qualification
08-15 19:45 Sporting Braga - Brondby IF
game: Draw no bet
bet: Brondby IF

cc: merrybet pfpmoderator
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:21am On Aug 12, 2019
Wisdom7400:
I PICKED A RIDER FROM AGO PALACE GOING TO FAN STAFF QUARTERS, I MET ROAD SAFETY AFTER DESCENDING FROM THE APAPA/AIRPORT LINK BRIDGE AND THEY REQUESTED TO SEE MY SPARE TYRE AFTER TAKING MY DL. WHEN I OPENED MY TRUNK, THEY SAW IT WAS FOLLOW COME SPARE AND WANTED TO BOOK ME FOR IT SAYING THAT ITS THE MAIN REASON THEY ARE ON THE ROAD TODAY. NA SO MY RIDER APPROACHED THEM WITH DIPLOMACY AND PLEADED ON MY BEHALF, THEY HAD TO LET ME GO. SOME RIDERS DEY TRY SHA...IF NA ONLY ME DEM DON BOOK ME BE THAT.
They Don burst me too because of that axial tire shiit angry

Wanted to book the car because I wasn't with my original DL angry Had to let go of 2500

Since then, once I dey descend that bridge, na to match throttle cool
Education › Re: LAUTECH Students Sign Out In Style After Their Final Exams by izzou(m): 9:34pm On Aug 10, 2019
pocohantas:
Make them do go NYSC,

So that Dragnet can humble them.
You won't enter heaven grin

Crime › Re: 120 Cultists Denounce Membership In Ebonyi, Get Baptized (Photos) by izzou(m): 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2019
grin

The dollar rate just dropped to #295 after I opened this thread angry

Mtcheeew
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 5:10pm On Aug 10, 2019
Salford city finally sliced my PFP ticket grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:07pm On Aug 10, 2019
franksam2009:
Someone should please enlighten me,. Do road wardens/traffic controllers (yellow and black uniform), do they hv any power/authority over someone who breaks a traffic rule?
Absolutely yes

He is the traffic controller
Crime › Re: Naval Officers Tortured Security Guard To Death For Stealing Jewellery(Pics) by izzou(m): 11:40am On Aug 10, 2019
The day any of my children joins the Nigerian military is the very same day I'll disown them

I can't train my kids only for them to become monsters
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 10:46am On Aug 10, 2019
I feel like cashing out my PFP ticket embarassed
Nairaland General › Re: I Prefer S3x Toys To Real Men Says Amara Maduka by izzou(m): 9:43am On Aug 10, 2019
grin

Her own loneliness is on another level entirely.... Which one is self-date? grin

Her self esteem went so low that she had to tell us about orgasm...

grin
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:39am On Aug 10, 2019
Oluwabengz:
I'm not trying to make excuse for the police or something, but the RRS has just one Patrol Van before the Yaba exit bridge and u don't know the distance between the robbery scene and where the RRS patrol van was stationed and if the RRS got information about the robbery on time. We should not be quick to apportion blame when we don't have the whole information.

Sorry to the guy that got his phone collected at gun point, God will continue to protect us all
There is an RRS vehicle stationed at the end of the bridge(Adeniji Adele)

It's still possible they were not there sha
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 9:13am On Aug 10, 2019
madridguy:
You may be right about the money aspect. We should also consider the fact that hajj is only compulsory once in a life time.
Lesser hajj " Umurah " is what i think they do most.
I never knew this
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 9:08am On Aug 10, 2019
Olalan:
Nigerians are just religious..........Hypocrites everywhere.Same people who go to churches on Sundays and mosque on Fridays do so much atrocities in their everyday life
I know you have never sinned. I'm very sure of that
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 9:06am On Aug 10, 2019
madridguy:
The whole nation cannot be there because its not free for them too. Means they also pay money to perform hajj.
But for Saudi, money no be problem naa? undecided
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 8:58am On Aug 10, 2019
grin

Why is Saudi Arabia only 600k?

I expected the whole nation to be there
Politics › Re: Video Of Soldiers Killing Policemen In Taraba: Don’t Kill Me, Policeman Begged by izzou(m): 8:48am On Aug 10, 2019
CAPSLOCKED:
SO MANY IDĮOTS ON THIS FORUM. SO MANY IDĮOTS IN NIGERIA. I SWEAR.

MY FELLOW CITIZENS APPLAUDING SOLDIERS FOR KILLING POLICEMEN UNJUSTLY "BECAUSE SARS KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS TOO". I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO..
I wanted to comment on the thread

But when I saw the comments here, it's better to scroll down

So sad
Career › Re: How Do I Deal With Office Politics? by izzou(m): 11:09pm On Aug 09, 2019
pocohantas:
I do not really understand her issue.

Someone played politics with her and she is now a supervisor. This should be a good thing right?

She is tensed on how to lead because she is a talkative and it has been used against her in the past. This isn't rocket science, stop talking too much. grin
grin grin

Family › Re: Messy Divorce: Policemen Are Feeding Fat On A Couple's Divorce by izzou(m): 11:07pm On Aug 09, 2019
NPF again? huh

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