Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:58am On Aug 13, 2019 |
pope191: That's it boss, u want to secure the bag, she want to massage her ego. No problem, it all end at the destination point. Na so
It's only oloshos that I usually have issues with( Wumengo crescent girls especially)
Those ones will expect premium service treatment, and still want to use transfer to scam me 
Na there I dey usually bring the agberoish nature in me.
But in all, we still end up being friends.  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:26am On Aug 13, 2019 |
pope191: On point boss Let me tell you one funny one 
It was a Saturday. It just finished raining. I was at Agungi with my tinted Camry 04 . Request entered and I got to pickup.
One woman came out. She probably was rich because she had maids at her disposal. Na so she enter my car
Me:Good morning ma
She: Oga, why is the body of your car dirty? Why is your car dirty? Why can't you people clean your cars?
Me: I wanted to explode. But then I decided to beg her. After all, my money go still complete Abi?
I was begging her and begging... She just kept on complaining and I kept begging. I switched off my radio and increased my AC
Got to Ikoyi bridge and I was hearing someone snoring. Madam don sleep
Didn't wake her till we got to MMA2 roundabout. Ended the trip and looked her in the eyeball and apologized again
She smiled shyly and then she said "I'm sorry for how I spoke to you. I shouldn't have talked to you like that. I'm sorry"
Most times its better to just let them feel like a boss. It's just for a while... |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:09am On Aug 13, 2019 |
protocol: lol you started using computer before me. You came to nairaland before me. Someone who came to nairaland 10yrs after I did. Grandfather indeed. Whether he is right or not
Whether you are right, you shouldn't have insulted him. |
Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 8:34am On Aug 13, 2019 |
diportivo: you read from people u respect and think carry sense for head and you will end up being disappointed 
aso nla ko ni eeyan nla truly 
make una lock this thread
toyota don win.....make we all go rest  Abeg wetin e mean? |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:31am On Aug 13, 2019 |
My reason for these boring stories is that we can be diplomatic and polite about everything
Instead of shouting over the phone, or parking and warning your rider, you can just be silent and drop them off and move on
No be everything suppose be fight |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 8:25am On Aug 13, 2019 |
I once had a request one morning in VGC
Rider: Please sir, I want you to help me carry my parents. That are going to get gas around Salem Me: Eerrrmmmm... Okay
When I got there, I met an old man, an old woman and a little kid playing about
Old man: My son, please we cant carry the cylinder.
I helped them and we went. It was quite a journey. We talked and it was like I was carrying my parents. Even when I got to the Gas Station, I was the one that helped them and when we came back, they prayed for me, tipped me and even called their daughter to thank me again
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Once had another request. The lady put a wrong pickup, so she was directing me up and down
At some point, both I and her lost our patience and we were on the edge over the phone....But I still didn't insult her and she didn't too
When I finally got to her location, I saw that she had a disability.... A crippled with a little boy. Probably she was tired of standing and couldn't bear it any longer.
If I had flared up on the phone and cancelled, probably she would have waited more...
And she later became the nicest disabled person I've ever met
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I and four of my friends went to Abacha estate and we left around 8:30 pm... There was no way to cross back to Alagbon through Dolphin extension because the gate was locked, so we had to settle for Taxify
First driver came and after we pleaded and explained, he refused
Second driver came and refused also
The third guy came and after we explained, he was compassionate and agreed.
While we were going, he told us he was living at Surulere and that after he drops us at Festac, he will go home. We told him to drop us at Orile and he was very grateful |
Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 7:51am On Aug 13, 2019 |
weyreypey: Do you know that no Corolla beats my Audi A4 B6 2.0alt on highway fuel economy..... Not talking about stability yet o Lol. I wouldn't doubt that sef
I used to be a fan of the Corolla.. I don't know why they have so much of that cars in the US though, but those cars are expensive for nothing. It's just like buying a loaf of Agege bread for #500.....very boring to chew
I've also noticed (my own observation oh) that most people that eulogize corollas are people that have not driven other year models of other cars... That was exactly how I was before
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Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 7:41am On Aug 13, 2019 |
pocohantas:

Now you have seen the light.
Go ye into the world and spread the gospel.
Lmao. Izou I thought this was in the UBER thread. Na now I see where I dey o. 
If I typed this on the uber thread, jungle justice for Don fall on me 
The mods should do something about this Aunty sperm guy  |
Business › Re: 7 Different Ways Ladies Get Their First Cars Car Funny But True by izzou(m): 9:08pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
I'll be surprised if this watery piece of thread shiit doesn't make front page |
Sports › Re: Salah Donates $3m To Rebuild Egyptian Hospital Blown By Terrorists [Photos] by izzou(m): 8:26pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
Lalasticlala
Abeg unban me. Anti spam bot bannned me in the car talk section
Abeg |
Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
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Car Talk › Re: Why Are Toyota Cars Still So Expensive Abroad? by izzou(m): 5:10pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
After driving an Audi A4 2007 model, I see Toyotas differently
Especially that corolla 
Nonsense tin of milk |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
MosakuAW: Help Guys!
What can I do about this ban?
Taxify/Bolt is the only one that gives me more riders. If bolt give me 20riders a day, Uber only give me 3. Now I am banned for days, what can I do?
Your help or opinion will be appreciated.
Thanks. Call 0803-901-2019
I think that's their customer care. They will unblock you
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Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
woligentle: Merrybet PFP
Username: woligentle
Betslip ID: 254316055
ODD: 27
Soccer, Sweden, Allsvenskan
08-12 18:00 Kalmar FF - Orebro SK game: Double chance & Under/Over 3.5 goals
bet: Kalmar FF/Orebro SK & under 3.5 1.78
Soccer, Netherlands, Eerste Divisie 08-12 19:00 Jong AZ Alkmaar - SC Telstar game: Highest scoring half
bet: 2nd half 2.00
Soccer, England, Premier League 2, Division 1 08-12 19:00 Stoke City - Sunderland AFC Res game: Double chance and Both teams to score
bet: Stoke City/Sunderland AFC Res & yes 2.11
Soccer, England, Premier League 2, Division 1 08-12 19:00 Blackburn Rovers - Arsenal FC game: Double chance and Both teams to score
bet: Blackburn Rovers/Arsenal FC & yes 2.12
Soccer, Romania, Liga 2 08-12 16:00 Petrolul Ploiesti - UT Arad game: 1x2
bet: Petrolul Ploiesti 1.70
cc: pfpmoderator |
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
Ibrahim3307: Merrybet pfp
Username: Ibrahim3307
Bet I.d: 254316095
Odds: odds260.2056
Soccer, Russia, Premier League 08-17 17:00 Zenit St. Petersburg - Akhmat Grozny game: 1x2 bet: Zenit St. Petersburg 1.36
Soccer, England, Premier League 08-17 12:30 Arsenal FC - Burnley FC game: 1x2 bet: Arsenal FC 1.29
Soccer, England, Premier League 08-18 16:30 Chelsea FC - Leicester City game: Double chance & Under/Over 1.5 goals bet: Chelsea FC/Leicester City & over 1.5 1.71
Soccer, England, Premier League 08-17 15:00 Southampton - Liverpool FC game: 1x2 bet: Liverpool FC 1.41
Soccer, Germany, Bundesliga 08-16 19:30 Bayern Munich - Hertha BSC game: Under/Over 2.5 goals bet: Over 2.5 goals 1.44
Soccer, Netherlands, Eredivisie 08-18 19:00 Heracles Almelo - PSV Eindhoven game: Double chance and Under/Over 1.5 goals bet: Heracles Almelo/PSV Eindhoven & over 1.5 1.32
Soccer, Spain, LaLiga 08-17 16:00 Celta de Vigo - Real Madrid game: Double chance & Under/Over 1.5 goals bet: Celta de Vigo/Real Madrid & over 1.5 1.43
Soccer, England, League Cup 08-13 19:45 Nottingham Forest - Fleetwood Town game: Nottingham Forest to win either half bet: yes 1.37
Soccer, England, League Cup 08-13 19:45 Middlesbrough FC - Crewe Alexandra FC game: Middlesbrough FC to win either half bet: yes 1.25
Soccer, England, League Cup 08-13 19:45 Blackburn Rovers - Oldham Athletic game: Blackburn Rovers to win either half bet: yes 1.25
Soccer, UEFA Super Cup, Super Cup 08-14 20:00 Liverpool FC - Chelsea FC game: Liverpool FC to win either half bet: yes 1.33
Soccer, France, Ligue 1 08-16 19:45 Olympique Lyon - SCO Angers game: Olympique Lyon to win either half bet: yes 1.23
Soccer, France, Ligue 1 08-18 20:00 Stade Rennes - Paris Saint-Germain game: 1x2 bet: Paris Saint-Germain 1.39
Soccer, Turkey, Super Lig 08-16 18:30 Denizlispor - Galatasaray Istanbul game: Galatasaray Istanbul to win either half bet: yes 1.35
Soccer, Champions League, Qualification 08-13 19:45 Celtic FC - FC Cluj game: Celtic FC to win either half bet: yes 1.34
Soccer, Champions League, Qualification 08-13 19:30 Ajax Amsterdam - PAOK Thessaloniki game: 1x2 bet: Ajax Amsterdam 1.37
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 19:30 AZ Alkmaar - FC Illichivec Mariupol game: 1x2 bet: AZ Alkmaar 1.21
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-14 17:00 Vitoria Guimaraes - FK Ventspils game: 1x2 bet: Vitoria Guimaraes 1.14
Soccer, International Clubs, AFC Champions League, Group A 08-13 18:30 Al Hilal Riyadh - Al Ahli Jeddah game: Al Hilal Riyadh to win either half bet: yes 1.36
Cc pfpmoderator troot |
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 3:21pm On Aug 12, 2019 |
Merrybet username: Oliver62 Transaction id#254316114 Odds: 618.58.40
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 17:00 HJK Helsinki - Riga Fc game: 1x2 bet: HJK Helsinki 1.78
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 19:45 Aberdeen FC - HNK Rijeka game: 1x2 bet: HNK Rijeka 3.02
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 17:45 Spartak Moscow - Fc Thun game: Both teams to score bet: yes 1.71
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 18:00 Apollon Limassol - FK Austria Vienna game: Draw no bet bet: Apollon Limassol 1.57
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 18:00 FC Shakhter Soligorsk - FC Torino game: Draw no bet bet: FC Shakhter Soligorsk 3.53
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 18:00 Bnei Yehuda Tel Aviv - Neftchi Baku game: Double chance bet: Bnei Yehuda Tel Aviv or Neftchi Baku 1.31
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 18:00 AIK Stockholm - FC Sheriff Tiraspol game: Double chance bet: AIK Stockholm or FC Sheriff Tiraspol 1.25
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 18:30 Trabzonspor - Sparta Prague game: Double chance bet: Trabzonspor or Sparta Prague 1.27
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 19:00 Aek Athens Fc - Universitatea Craiova game: Under/Over 1.5 goals bet: Over 1.5 goals 1.33
Soccer, Europa League, Qualification 08-15 19:45 Sporting Braga - Brondby IF game: Draw no bet bet: Brondby IF
cc: merrybet pfpmoderator |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 11:21am On Aug 12, 2019 |
Wisdom7400: I PICKED A RIDER FROM AGO PALACE GOING TO FAN STAFF QUARTERS, I MET ROAD SAFETY AFTER DESCENDING FROM THE APAPA/AIRPORT LINK BRIDGE AND THEY REQUESTED TO SEE MY SPARE TYRE AFTER TAKING MY DL. WHEN I OPENED MY TRUNK, THEY SAW IT WAS FOLLOW COME SPARE AND WANTED TO BOOK ME FOR IT SAYING THAT ITS THE MAIN REASON THEY ARE ON THE ROAD TODAY. NA SO MY RIDER APPROACHED THEM WITH DIPLOMACY AND PLEADED ON MY BEHALF, THEY HAD TO LET ME GO. SOME RIDERS DEY TRY SHA...IF NA ONLY ME DEM DON BOOK ME BE THAT. They Don burst me too because of that axial tire shiit 
Wanted to book the car because I wasn't with my original DL Had to let go of 2500
Since then, once I dey descend that bridge, na to match throttle  |
Education › Re: LAUTECH Students Sign Out In Style After Their Final Exams by izzou(m): 9:34pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
pocohantas: Make them do go NYSC,
So that Dragnet can humble them. You won't enter heaven 
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Crime › Re: 120 Cultists Denounce Membership In Ebonyi, Get Baptized (Photos) by izzou(m): 8:55pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
The dollar rate just dropped to #295 after I opened this thread 
Mtcheeew |
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 5:10pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
Salford city finally sliced my PFP ticket  |
Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 5:07pm On Aug 10, 2019 |
franksam2009: Someone should please enlighten me,. Do road wardens/traffic controllers (yellow and black uniform), do they hv any power/authority over someone who breaks a traffic rule? Absolutely yes
He is the traffic controller |
Crime › Re: Naval Officers Tortured Security Guard To Death For Stealing Jewellery(Pics) by izzou(m): 11:40am On Aug 10, 2019 |
The day any of my children joins the Nigerian military is the very same day I'll disown them
I can't train my kids only for them to become monsters |
Business › Re: Football (+/Other Sports) Betting Season 13 by izzou(m): 10:46am On Aug 10, 2019 |
I feel like cashing out my PFP ticket  |
Nairaland General › Re: I Prefer S3x Toys To Real Men Says Amara Maduka by izzou(m): 9:43am On Aug 10, 2019 |
Her own loneliness is on another level entirely.... Which one is self-date? 
Her self esteem went so low that she had to tell us about orgasm...
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Business › Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by izzou(m): 9:39am On Aug 10, 2019 |
Oluwabengz: I'm not trying to make excuse for the police or something, but the RRS has just one Patrol Van before the Yaba exit bridge and u don't know the distance between the robbery scene and where the RRS patrol van was stationed and if the RRS got information about the robbery on time. We should not be quick to apportion blame when we don't have the whole information.
Sorry to the guy that got his phone collected at gun point, God will continue to protect us all There is an RRS vehicle stationed at the end of the bridge(Adeniji Adele)
It's still possible they were not there sha |
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 9:13am On Aug 10, 2019 |
madridguy: You may be right about the money aspect. We should also consider the fact that hajj is only compulsory once in a life time. Lesser hajj " Umurah " is what i think they do most. I never knew this |
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 9:08am On Aug 10, 2019 |
Olalan: Nigerians are just religious..........Hypocrites everywhere.Same people who go to churches on Sundays and mosque on Fridays do so much atrocities in their everyday life I know you have never sinned. I'm very sure of that |
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 9:06am On Aug 10, 2019 |
madridguy: The whole nation cannot be there because its not free for them too. Means they also pay money to perform hajj. But for Saudi, money no be problem naa?  |
Islam › Re: Nigeria Is Among The Top Countries With Highest Number Of Hajj Pilgrims: Photo by izzou(m): 8:58am On Aug 10, 2019 |
Why is Saudi Arabia only 600k?
I expected the whole nation to be there |
Politics › Re: Video Of Soldiers Killing Policemen In Taraba: Don’t Kill Me, Policeman Begged by izzou(m): 8:48am On Aug 10, 2019 |
CAPSLOCKED: SO MANY IDĮOTS ON THIS FORUM. SO MANY IDĮOTS IN NIGERIA. I SWEAR.
MY FELLOW CITIZENS APPLAUDING SOLDIERS FOR KILLING POLICEMEN UNJUSTLY "BECAUSE SARS KILL INNOCENT CIVILIANS TOO". I DON'T EVEN HAVE THE WORDS TO.. I wanted to comment on the thread
But when I saw the comments here, it's better to scroll down
So sad |
Career › Re: How Do I Deal With Office Politics? by izzou(m): 11:09pm On Aug 09, 2019 |
pocohantas: I do not really understand her issue.
Someone played politics with her and she is now a supervisor. This should be a good thing right?
She is tensed on how to lead because she is a talkative and it has been used against her in the past. This isn't rocket science, stop talking too much.  
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Family › Re: Messy Divorce: Policemen Are Feeding Fat On A Couple's Divorce by izzou(m): 11:07pm On Aug 09, 2019 |
NPF again? 
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