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CelebritiesRe: Freeze Writes On Teebillz And Tiwa Savage's Saga by JaaizTech: 2:16am On Apr 29, 2016
She sings sex sex, her wears screams sex sex, ahe dances sex sex sex and u think sex sex sex won't happen. Teebilz wake up, what u see is what u get
RomanceRe: Do You Switch Off The Light When Having Sex With Your Partner? - Nigerians React by JaaizTech: 6:14am On Apr 26, 2016
When people talk about size, I get the impression they are just talking to create a fake impression, I don't think size is the main reason women enjoy sex, size has very little impact on overall sexual experience.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Faults EFCC On Clearance Of CCT Chairman by JaaizTech: 7:56pm On Apr 24, 2016
It just shows the lack of honour and dignity that now perverse our land. politucians and top govt officials lack the dignity their office deserves. Danladi ought to have disqualified himself, in the beginning. Saraki is also a blatant rogue, He is more interested in fighting dirty than proving his innocence.
CelebritiesRe: Olajumoke Orisaguna Working Out At The Beach by JaaizTech: 11:14am On Apr 14, 2016
@Jumoke in case you're reading. Fame, Celebrity life only last for so long. Do plan for the after celebrity life, for all this fame and celebrity u enjoy today is just a rave of the moment
Car TalkRe: Just Bought a used Toyoto Corolla 2006 by JaaizTech: 3:18pm On Apr 03, 2016
Buy a tokunbo even if it is 1997 car. It will br better for u, also choose toyota, spares are cheap and easy to fix. The truth is with ur budget, you can only get an old car, with an old car you have to consider cost of repairs and spare parts.
CrimeRe: My Father Must Go To Jail, 12-year-old Girl Impregnated By Her Own Dad Tells Pol by JaaizTech: 2:58pm On Apr 03, 2016
coolbis:
its worse in the south south than in the north, especially in Bayelsa where I did my NYSC. Their kids are already sexually active as early as 10 years on the average. If you doubt me, do your research.
The Niger Delta is notorious for indiscriminate sex, teenage pregnancy is not uncommon, however curiously our activists are only concerned about teenage marriage!
SportsRe: Nigerians Blame Sunday Oliseh For Nigeria's Failure To Qualify For AFCON 2017 by JaaizTech: 10:17pm On Mar 30, 2016
I will continue to say it most Nigerians are unintelligent:

1) Nigeria-Chad:2-0 - Keshi
2) Tanzania-Nigeria: 0-0: Oleiseh
3) Nig-Egypt: 1-1 : Siasia
4) Egypt-Nig: 1-0 : Siasia

And we blame Oleisehhuh
Oleiseh was yet to settle down, how many training sessions did He have with the teamhuh. If we continue in this business of blaming coaches, which have been doing in the last 20 years, then we would keep getting the same result of the past 20 years.
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Nigeria AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 on 29th March 2016 by JaaizTech: 8:24pm On Mar 29, 2016
prinsam30:
the guys tried but siasia fvcked up, he should have known that Ighalo is a slow puncher from the first game, he shouldn't have gone for 4.3.3, in this case 4.4.2 could have worked better, Ighalo and kelechi up front, I'm so pissed off
That is not why we failed. Overall the quality of players we have do not complement each other, we have no good creative midfilder, our wingers are poor at delivering good crosses, and not so good on taking defenders on either. Nigeria needs to realise that the problem is that we are no longer producing very good players, that is where the problem lies and not the coaches. However, we need to allow our coaches stay on the job long enough to remedy the situation
SportsRe: Egypt Vs Nigeria AFCON Qualifier: 1 - 0 on 29th March 2016 by JaaizTech: 7:56pm On Mar 29, 2016
Hopefully, we would learn that it is not about sacking coaches.
Christianity EtcRe: How Is Jesus' Death A Sacrifice If He Rose From The Dead ? by JaaizTech: 6:27pm On Mar 28, 2016
Jesus was never crucified but raised up to God, and He shall return to complete his mission.
Surah 4, Verses 157 & 158:

“and their saying : we killed Christ Jesus, son of Mary, The messenger of Allah - but they killed him not, nor crucified him, but it was made to appear to them so; and those who disagree concerning it are full of doubts; they have no knowledge thereof save pursuit of a conjecture; For surely they killed him not; but Allah took him up unto Himself; and Allah is ever mighty, wise.”
Christianity EtcRe: Ese Walter Denounces Jesus, Says She No Longer Believes In God by JaaizTech: 6:14pm On Mar 28, 2016
Ese Walter, I understand the way you feel, when u realise that the foundation upon which ur faith stood was all built on lies. Many xtians have been thru the same path, where they have simply become object of psychological manipulation by their pastors. Pastors of pentecostal churches assume the role demigods, their followers worship them, all the successes in their life is attributed to the pastor or the church but their failures to the devil. Material successes are equated with having a good relationship with God, yet their are so many more wealthy people who care less about God. Ese, God exists and God is not Jesus, but Jesus himself was messenger sent by God to guide the children Israel to the right path. Focus on the teachings even as seen in the Bible sincerely and hopefully God will show u the right path.
CelebritiesRe: Church Advertises With Olajumoke Orisaguna's Photos (photo) by JaaizTech: 11:45am On Mar 27, 2016
LastMumu:
I see nothing wrong with them using Olajumoke's pictures. Her grass to grace story perfectly fits the theme of the church program and mere seeing the pictures alone would make any reader understand the message they are trying to pass across.
How befitting?? What is Olajumoke's tradehuh Strips herself for photos, sells her sexuality for money?? What a decent example for a church to advertise with. She is not a prostitute, I am not saying that. But she is in no way a role model for a church to advertise it
PoliticsRe: Judiciary Has Crumbled Under Buhari’s Threats – Adegboruwa by JaaizTech: 11:38am On Mar 27, 2016
LAGOS-BASED LAWYERS REPRESENTING TOMPOLO,

YUSUF OGUNLOLA
Two Lagos-based lawyers representing TOMPOLO, Mr Tayo Oyetibo (SAN) and Mr Ebun-Olu Adegboruwa, have said it is not their duty to produce a former Niger Delta militant leader, Government Ekpemupolo, alias Tompolo, who is on the run, before the Federal High Court in Lagos.
There is a pending 40-count of alleged N45.9bn fraud against Tompolo and nine others before Justice Ibrahim Buba, where the suspects are expected to take their plea.

But while his alleged accomplices had been attending court, Tompolo had repeatedly snubbed court summons issued on him, making the judge to issue two separate warrants for his arrest.

The EFCC which charged Tompolo to court, had subsequently declared him wanted through a newspaper advertorial and also obtained a court order to confiscate all his assets pending when he will submit himself to the authority of the court.

THE TOMOPOLO's lawyers - Oyetibo and Adegboruwa had, however, gone before the Court of Appeal, seeking to void the arrest warrant issued against their client.

In a statement jointly signed by them on Wednesday, the two lawyers said it was the duty of the EFCC, and not theirs, to fish out Tompolo and bring him to court.

The statement was issued in reaction to the editorial of a national daily (not The PUNCH), suggesting that the lawyers, who had been taking instructions from Tompolo, apparently knew where he was and ought to be mandated to produce him, since efforts by security agencies to arrest him had not yielded any result.

The editorial had reportedly suggested that the lawyers owed Nigerians the duty to produce Tompolo, who is on the run, failure of which they ought to be disciplined by the court for professional misconduct.
PoliticsRe: Judiciary Has Crumbled Under Buhari’s Threats – Adegboruwa by JaaizTech: 11:29am On Mar 27, 2016
Mr. President soldier on. Now EFCC is biting and the likes of Adegoruwa, whom are quick to come to channelstv, to criticise EFCC for their ineffectiveness are now the ones crying!. Adegoruwa is one of the lawyers representing Tompolo, what else do you expect him to sayhuh
These guys have stolen billions, and the most sensible thing is to set bail conditions stringent enough compared to the allegations. In fact many of them have confessed to cillecting, spending the Dasuki Gate. The question is was it lawful? And we are waiting for the courts to decide
RomanceRe: Lady Agrees To Travel To Dubai To Have Anal Sex With HIV Positive Client(Pics) by JaaizTech: 11:11am On Mar 27, 2016
Little do you guys know that the dubai guy is just about to get scammed. Forget the pics, He would be told to make advance payment for travels and then they would scam him.
PoliticsRe: Magistrate Arrests Woman Who Scratched Her Car, Then Sent Her To Prison (Pic) by JaaizTech: 5:38pm On Mar 23, 2016
Seriouslyhuh; What was she charged forhuh Hit and run or what. Was she represented by a lawyer?? Why is her bail condition set so high??, There are many questions that require answers here.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends $1bn To Import Tomato Paste —UNEP by JaaizTech: 9:25am On Mar 21, 2016
VocalWalls:
Lol... This is for the gullible..

They want us to be on their side so tomato importation will be stopped, then they'll create a scarcity and we'll have no option that to use dangote's black tomato paste.
We had better start to trying to use our own products, that is the only way for our local industry to grow. Don't expect Dangote to produce tomato paste better than De Rica or Gino, it could take some time for him to accomplish that.. There is also Erisco Tomato paste made in the east. There is a sacrifice we the citizens need to pay too.
PoliticsRe: Nigeria Spends $1bn To Import Tomato Paste —UNEP by JaaizTech: 9:20am On Mar 21, 2016
AceRoyal:
This is just the their normal way when they are up to something not good.
1. Cry that the government is spending so much on tomato paste even when we know that Nigeria produces so much tomatoes.
2. Say "we are probing the issue" just to be seen as been effective.
3. Stop importation and create artificial scarcity.
4.Give Dangote the exclusive right to be the sole producer of tomato paste while effectively killing competition with unfavourable government policies.
5. We get to find out much later that despite giving him monopoly over the production of tomato paste,Nigeria is still spending so much more on importation.

I'm not hating on the government,but instead of dishing out just figures,pls kindly tell us what measures you have put in place or will put in place, to curb this negative economic trend effectively.

Can't they encourage and empower SME's effectively?with all the tomatoes that get rotten and spoilt all around the markets in Nigeria due to lack of processing facilities.
The report was from UNEP, not FG. Dangote's tomato paste factory is just about to kick off and Govt. does not need to kill competition in favour of Dangote, the market is big enough. No be evrything govt. go do.
CrimeRe: Ese Oruru's Love Letter To Yunusa Before Abduction Revealed by JaaizTech: 7:37pm On Mar 19, 2016
It is just a pity that journalism in this part of the world is trash. By now journalist should have dug out all sides of the story instead of leaving us to speculations. However, it seems like a love affair to me, even Yunusa may be a minor. His lawyer said He was 17, I have not heard Ese's people counter that. I also think this abduction allegation is sensational, the mother knew where she was, but it was Ese who refused to go back home with her. May be she was hypnotized, I don't know. But a teenager in love can make such foolish decisions. I also watched the video where Ese refused to go with the police without Yunusa, i think it is still online.
PoliticsRe: Saraki Wins First Battle At CCT Trial, PM News by JaaizTech: 9:24am On Mar 19, 2016
SeverusSnape:
I'm not a fan of Saraki, But the double standard of APC SUPPORTERS is nauseating.

When Saraki decamped from the PDP and joined APC, He was hailed as a "progressive".

When he was going about campaigning for/with Saint Buhari, He was called a general of common sense. I remember him going to the Chatham house with Buhari to deliver one phony speech, and taking pictures.


https://cdn.dailypost.ng/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Saraki-buhari.png

When he used looted funds from Kwara state to bankroll Buhari's campaign, he was called an agent of change.

When he delivered Kwara to APC, He was showered with praises and eulogies, "Hero of democracy" they called him.

But when he clinched the seat of Senate president against the wish of some power brokers like Tinubu the okpolo eyes, That's when they remembered he is a corrupt guy. All of una dey crase.
You want Nigeria to be like America, you love the way things work in the UK. The beauty of paris, but you don't want the enshrinement of the rule of law that made those countries develop to what they are todayhuh All crimes are punishableby law regardless of time or are u saying APC should protect Saraki because He is one of them.
PoliticsRe: El-Rufai On Easter Break: Kaduna Schools Will Not Close Before Easter by JaaizTech: 8:57am On Mar 19, 2016
Xtfield:
I am a Christian, a preacher of the gospel and do not see what is wrong with this. I own and run my own school in Ekiti State. Before the beginning of this term, I had discovered this term will be two weeks short if 2nd term must end with Easter. For me a standard school term should run for a minimum of 13 weeks and a maximum of 14. So I called a meeting of my parents and informed them that the term will extend beyond Easter. The attached is a copy of the Academic calendar that was proposed for the term. I think later in the term, the State Ministry of Education also realized this shortfall and has since ordered all schools to remain open until after Easter. There is no hidden agenda in what Kaduna State Government did. Easter has no fixed date unlike Christmas. Sometimes, Easter comes early (this year is an example) while at other times it comes late (sometimes as late as April ending). No Act of Parliament says second term must end with Easter.
As for Christians who are crying foul, I think there is a misconception that observing a particular holiday makes us more religious. Easter is not about holiday. It is about the cross of Christ. What has that cross done in your life. If you are not born again, spending a month to celebrate Easter will not help you. Besides, what about civil servants who year in year out return to work the nect day after Easter Monday. Why have they not shouted religions marginalization all these years?
Finally, I think those who will hate this development most are school proprietors who would have been calculating the money they will save on running school buses, running hostels , staff salaries (for those who do not pay during holidays) etc. Most of these proprietors are Christians and pastors too.
Let us have 13 weeks 2nd term, Easter or no Easter, I rest my case.
Bro. This is just common sense. I am surprised some people have issues with this. The reason Nigeria is a mess is because Nigerians themselves are a mess. We need a revolutionary leader, who would push us in the right direction. Otherwise Nigerians won't change.
RomanceRe: Man Proposes To His Girlfriend At Shoprite In The Most Romantic Way.(Pic+Video) by JaaizTech: 3:39pm On Mar 01, 2016
Courageous from the guy, doesn't feel romantic to me. She had to wait for so long for him to appear!, element of surprise is missing. Wish them d best though
FashionRe: Girl Slammed For Flaunting Curves In Hijab by JaaizTech: 8:30am On Feb 27, 2016
Trendishine:
A very confused religion. i hv said it n i cant mince words. no reasonable , assertive n rationale person wld practice islam. n even if u want 2 for any reason, u shldnt n wldnt practice it to the letters. qoute me anywhere. if they like let them break their head. they all know the truth. most part of their quaran, are extremely irrational n has nottin close 2 being humane. has not a single regard 4 humanity. and surely not from the tots of an inclined or spiritual mind. full of condemnation n judgement, n urging in crazy multiple times to kill, kill,maim. for some of the most insane reasons ever. chain women down in shackles both emotionally, physically n mentally. the opinion of most average muslim from angle of their religion is so myopic n tailored that u begin 2 pity them. i wonder hw most women cope finding themselves within such contraption. only malala's case is a clear example on how a religion can be so dangerous enough to poison the soul of a particular tribe of individuals. hw rational can a religion and its scriptural belief be, that it wld ask little boys to condemn, judge , deprive n restrict their sisters here on earth n even murder most of them in the course of it. protecting the men alone. n still ask them 2 tie a bomb around their selves 2 blow up innocent and unsuspecting individuals, including little children, n promising them the ownership of 72 virgins in their insane paradise to bang ryt? for their own delight wen they get to their porkhole of insane paradise.aboki, mallam, alfa, sheik alikes..? like there is a factory producing virgins for all this morons n as they arrive they recieve their package.. wat rational religion teaches dat? even God wld slap u on arrival. mehn..some one have 2 rilli tell this 'infidel' ranting dudes the truth. that truly that islam-ar-bad. they shld tink of the kind of doctrines they practice, truthfully 2 demselves n think thru. asking themselves in the face of heaven n earth if certian doctorines in their quaran are sane or rational.
Islam a confused religionhuh Islam is the best guidance for mankind . Islam provides guidance for every aspect of man's existence. A Muslim is guided on how to dress, what to eat, how to use the toilet, who to marry, how to do business, how to govern etc. And you think we are confused,huh You whom your so called holy spirit filled pastors sleep with your wives and sisters, only for you to end it with " Thou shall not touch your anointed" ; and you are talking about confusion!. You whom your churches have turned to business ventures blatantly violating many teachings in the bible is the one talking of confusionhuh
FashionRe: Girl Slammed For Flaunting Curves In Hijab by JaaizTech: 8:12am On Feb 27, 2016
sinistermind:
But the truth be told, most of dis people wear dis stuffs because they've got no choice. I once knew a 15 year old girl that was given away into marriage to a man of 30 and dis people aint even Hausa or Fulani.
That is the falsehood you spread about. All my sisters wear hijab, and no one ever forced them too. In fact our dad was initially opposed to it. My wife wears hijab, the story is the same. Her dad wasn't a big fan of it either, even though He is an Imam!. My brother's wife, many people I know. They all had to convince their parents to allow them wear the hijab. This is predominantly the case in south west. Ladies wear hijab for fear of Allah and understanding of Islam. I understand Christians are envious of this, hence the reason they are always eager to attack the hijab. It is curious though, because catholic Nuns also wear something close to the hijab in emulation of Mariam(Mary).
FashionRe: Girl Slammed For Flaunting Curves In Hijab by JaaizTech: 7:43am On Feb 27, 2016
biotechshola:
I was seriously searching for the ijab buh couldn't see any.


Op, so u cant differentiate btw a piece of cloth and ijab?
Guam, exactly the point I was going to make. That is no Hijab. These days it is very difficult to overcome the pressures of modern world. I won't castigate her though but will encourage her to remember that the life of this world is a trial for Muslims. She has to be courageous and be steadfast in obeying Allah. I have seen many ladies move from wearing bikinis to full hijab, they didn't achieve it at once, it was a gradual process. They moved from scarf to capes to full hijabs. She may just be in one of those phases
SportsRe: Oliseh Resigns As Super Eagles Coach! by JaaizTech: 10:10am On Feb 26, 2016
princfred:
Shame on all the local Nigeria goats here casticating oliseh fir . I was never a fan of Iliseh but this singular act makes me respect him now. We can't continue with same bullsh*ts from top officials and expect positive change. By the time the next three coach resigns due to sane rubbish from NFF they will straighten up. This is a great achievement and precedence by the coach.NFF should stop there stupid nigeria style management of our game.
I totally concur. NFF wants coaches to perform under such unprofessional circumstances. Oleiseh does not have accept such poor working conditions. Any seasoned professional will resign and walk away. Until they get several of this type of treatment, NFF will not sit up.
PoliticsRe: EFCC Arrests Lara Amosu, Recovers $1m In Soakaway Pit by JaaizTech: 7:47pm On Feb 12, 2016
PAINGAIN:
So since may of last year when buhari bcame president the only thing i keep hearing is billion this, billion that. Like fayose asked a while ago, how much has d fg recovered, i mean like how much money have they recovered and if any, what are d monies being used for? Efcc keeps seeing billions and arresting people but no results. This corruption fight dey somehow walahi. Modified:: ftc on fp. I dedicate this to all d non criminal nigerians. They can try but they"ll never pull us down.
What exactly do we want as a people. PMB is doing his best to fight this age long corruption but yet the best some us can do is still to criticise him. What this fight against corruption requires is support. The fact that top military officers used the excuse of Boko Haram to enrich themselves was well known even before this govt. came to power. It will take time to recover the stolen loot, but what is most important is that PMB is taking the steps. When a Govt. turns a blind eye to this sort of corruption, then the corruption simply grows.
CelebritiesRe: See How Kcee Dressed To Church Today by JaaizTech: 7:18pm On Jan 24, 2016
How come topics like this make headlineshuh
PhonesRe: Religious Headgear: MTN Makes Registration Changes by JaaizTech: 1:56pm On Jan 23, 2016
Even US embassy allows the use of religious head covering. Nigerians just like to oppress each other. The person wearing hijab does not disturb the person not wearing, so i wonder what the beef is huh
PoliticsRe: Checkout Olisa Metuh's Swag Today Immediately Handcuff Was Removed From Him(pics by JaaizTech: 7:21am On Jan 23, 2016
1miccza:
What proof of the stealing do you have than the media outcry and publicity stunt bro,we are not fools bro take a close look and you'll discover that it's all a big scam. Haven't you noticed that each person screams and after some time they keep quiet and bail comes their way??
What do you expect? That the govt. should publish the proof in the pages of newspapershuh The Govt. is doing the right thing, charging these guys to court is the appropriate thing which govt. Is doing.

It is also good to see that EFCC is intelligent enough to spread the offences over different cases, so that they can keep re-arresting them for different offences. These people live in our communities and we have seen how they suddenly became so wealthy after being in power. Politicians have stolen this country blind and they certainly deserve what they are getting.

When PDP returns back to power let them also prosecute the thieves in APC, let them be checkmating each other. Selective prosecution or not, let the thieves answer for their crime.
PoliticsRe: #Dasukigate: Church Members Boo Falae - PerSecondNews by JaaizTech: 5:34pm On Jan 19, 2016
Olu Falae should just shut up and stop embarassing himself. He had better start thinking of how to refund. His party that He purportedly collected the funds on their behalf has denied him severally.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/196513-dasukigate-olu-falae-lied-we-never-got-any-money-ogun-sdp.html

https://dailytimes.ng/ogun-sdp-denies-receiving-campaign-fund-falae/

http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/sdp-dismisses-allegation-that-falae-received-n100m-from-dasuki/230043/
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye: A Prophet Or An Imposter - Sahara Reporters by JaaizTech: 10:31pm On Jan 17, 2016
It is a cycle we have seen it happen repeatedly. Someday the blanket used to cover people's eye will open. Someday the secret of how these so called men of God are defrauding people will be exposed. It is just a question of time.

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