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@ Lordimpaq,

You call that Arsenal's match a WIN?
Even Wenger said Fulham deserved at least a point in that game.
The penalty call was a very very dodgy decision.
A lot of teams in the Premiership would have walked away with a victory in Fulham's shoes.
Wenger should sort out Lehmann and his boys because tougher matches lie ahead.

@ Somze,

Chelsea needs a Right Back fassssssssssssssssssssssst.
How Kapo went through Glen Johnson defies the laws of Physics.
Frank Lampard wasted a glorious chance to make it 3-1 and Birmingham punished 'em.
Lets see if Jose would be man enough to sub Fat Frank and bring in Sidwell or Mikel Obi.
Erm, erm, when would Chelski start playing some attractive football.
Chelsea conceeding 2 goals in 45 mins? Is this Jose Mourinho's team?
Mourinho has lost the mojo and teams dont fear Chelski anymore.

*********Kalou looks sharp, though.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

BIRMINGHAM SCORES A SCORCHER
CECH WAS BEATEN. Olivier Kapo stung Mourinho's ass with a blinder.
Bloody hell . . . . . . . . .United's rivals are all struggling.
Chelski 2-2 Birmingham.

Cant wait for Man United to show these knuckleheads how to shut teams down.
Wazza, Scholesy, Ronaldo, where ya guns @?

Malouda scores.
What a goal??
Trust Chelsea to go about their business with STEALTH.
They don't leave it late like em Gunners.

@ Somze,
Lampard missed an open net.
Bloody hell, this guy has lost it.
Sell Lampard, buy Bala Ezekiel

@ Lordimpaq,

If Arsenal continues with this trend they can as well forget about winning the title.
Millions of chances, no end product.
Its always a problem whenever Arsenal plays mediocre teams.

Good goal from Hleb.
What a smart finish.

A dodgy penalty.
Arsenal is shyte. . . . . . . .Cheeering RVP's penalty at home.
What a shame!!!!!!!!!!


CHELSEA SCORES . . . . . . .
PIzarro, what a response from Chelsea?

Relax and enjoy it then.
Up HITV.

@ Somze,

Which cable are u on about?
All these matches are too expensive so don't blame the Cable company.
There's no LIVE broadcast of the Arsenal game in UK.
Only peops with dodgy European satellites can watch the game with French , Yoruba and Arabic commentaries.

Chelsea V Birmingham is kicking off in about 5 mins.(Mouriho deploys a 4-4-2 formation).
Drogba is back but on the bench. He would have a 45-min run in the 2nd half according to Moaninho.
Pizarro and Kalou leads the Chelsea attack in what promises to be a show-down.
Joe Cole and Mikel also sit on the bench for a run in the 2nd half.
I hope Chelsea loses like Arsenal is losing at the moment.
C'mon BIRMINGHAM, Make ma day complete.

@ Ruudie,

Where have u been?
Join me on the United thread . . . . . .

@ Vieira,

Buhahah hhahaha hahahahahaha
Stop these betting stuffs . . . . . .U are making me laugh.
Euro Lottery will be a better option for u.
With that £10, u could have won a grand prize of £35 milla.

Dont mind all these Pro-Fashola goons spewing balderdash on this thread.
How can any straight-thinking mind support these idiotic laws?
Its pathetic.

@ Mustay,

Now whats that all about?

BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

As if all that will change the evil that lurks and controls Nigeria.
There can never be a positive change in that country until some things are re-dressed.
Eliminate all the political chiefs and let the young and dynamic minds take control of the ship.
It saddens me when u hear names of the people who raped Nigeria ages ago are still given the chance to make decisons in the country.
Nigeria to change positively? Middle East will know PEACE before Nigeria changes for better.
Of all the countries that enjoyed the oil boom in the 70s, Nigeria is the only nation that did nothing with their BLACK GOLD.
Its so unfortunate.

@ Pawpaw,

Stop this unneccessary attack of Nigerians in Diaspora.
There are millions of Nigerians abroad doing well-meaning jobs and no Nigerian packs shit.
Pack shit? I thunk UK/USA have good sewage system so where in the name of Zeus are the shit packed?
C'mon . . . . . . .U can do better than this.
If u got problems with any individual then go for his/her jugular but to categorise all Nigerians as shit carriers is BANG OUTTA ORDER.

@ Debosky,

I have been talking POLITICS since u were lodged as a seed in someone's SCROTUM so tape it shut.
Its weird when people like u think Nigerians in the diaspora don't know ZILCH about Nigerian Politics.
Anyways, i know more than u and ur goons do about the past, the present and the forseeable future.

Back to earth. . . . . . . . . .
I dont need to know the INTRIGUES and the DRAMA going on in Fashola's government to know he is a KNUCKLEHEAD.
Arresting women for improper dressing is bang OUT OF ORDER.
There are more pressing issues affecting the lives of Lagosians and improper dressing is the last thing that a State Governor should worry about.
Nigeria will be a better place if myopic irritants like U and Fashola are smacked.

@ KIT,

U are a PLONKER.
Probably Fashola is greasing ur ass.

@ KIT,

SHUT UP U CUNT.
How can u be so gullible?
What has knowing ma LG Chairman gast to do with a perverted Governor having erections on Lagos women?
Lagos State Governor is the biggest lunkhead and he has misplaced his priorities by locking women up.

@ Afam.

Indecent exposure=when a woman is caught stark naked in public.
Indecent dressing= undefined!!!!!! What is indecent to me could be decent to u. Geddit?
The sights of buck-naked mad men/women walking the streets of Lagos are acceptable and NOT seen as INDECENT.
Yet, the authorities are locking up women wearing mini-skirts and tank-tops. How sick is this Governor?
The unbearable temperature of Lagos is enough excuse/reason for these women to wear anything skimpy so Fashola should control his congy.

How does what women wear better the lives of Nigerians?
Who cares if women wears bra or thong when millions of Nigerians are shackled in the poverty bracket?
Why so much fuss about the dressing of women as if this would solve the overall problems of Nigerians as a whole.
If Fashola aint a pillock then the word should be re-defined.

How can a governor be concerned about how women dresses?
For fucck's sake . . . . . .after 47 years of independence, is this what Nigerian men are cheering?
The priorities have changed from fighting bribery and corruption to fighting prostitution.
Think about it . . . . . .If there r no men patronising these ladies of the night, would there even be a business?
Prostitution is the oldest profession and there's no country in the world that the vice aint practised.

Fashola must be a pervert.
When a governor changes his priority from bettering the livelihood of his citizens to locking up women then he should see his SHRINK.
Prostitution has been in existence before Fashola was conceived by his mother so its not a WAR he can fight.
The Governor should tackle the problems facing Lagosians as a whole and stop chasing shadows chasing whores.
I cannot imagine how the whole world would be laughing at Nigeria with this disgusting law.
Fashola is a PIG.

@ Doyin 13,

Its not about if Howard had stopped Mc Carthy's freekick . . . . . . .
What would have happened to Jose Mourinho if the visually-impaired line assistant didn't rule out PAUL SCHOLES' goal in that match.
Scholesy scored a valid goal in the 1st half and was ruled out cos the line assistant thunk Paul was offside.
Replays proved he was wrong as Scholes was 3 yards onside. . . . . . .
JM is one lucky bastard cos the match would have been done n dusted at 2-0 but fate turned shit around.

@ Rikkyjen,

Spot on. son.
Martins' goals were top draw and Assene Wenger must be cursing his luck for not signing thr Nigerian.
He took his goals well and i am happy for him and John Utake for making a statement in the Prem.
Lets see what Assnal's Eduardo would do 2morrow when the Gunners roll-out for they London derby.
Ma church mind keep telling me the match wld end in a draw.


Meanwhile, United will mash Reading Fc tomorrow as me lads are ready to continue where they stopped last season.
Wazza and Ronnie are rearing to go. Scholes is hungry for more success and the Gaffer aint leaving any stones unturned.
United will pulverise Reading FC with 4 quick goals in succession to stamp em authority and make Chelski and Assnal quiver in they brains.
Trust Fergie to turn the screw anti-clockwise. . . . .This is Man Utd, we like seeing our rivals wasted.

Its pathetic!!!!!!!!!!!
This is supposed to be the 21st century and Nigeria still lives like cave-men.
How can u arrest someone for indecent dressing?
Granted, indecent exposure is unlawful but indecent dressing?
Fashola is a pillock.

@ OYB,

In ma opinion, I think Fashola is a Arrow for expending public funds to arrest women who have been alleged to have dressed INDECENTLY.
What is the difference between DECENT & INDECENT DRESSING?
Fashola should come out and tell us what boundaries/guide-lines amount to decent or indecent dressing.
A good government looks after its citizens not lock em up because some perverts think they are indecently dressed.
Dangerous hoodlums are lurking on every corner u turn in Lagos.
Epileptic power supply is almost a normal thang in Lagos
Huge population of Lagosians don't even have access to portable drinking water.
Millions of people are homeless, an army of graduates are walking the streets jobless and what Fashola could think of is arresting women for indecent dressing.
Talk about misplacing one's priorities.


Why should any woman be arrested for what PERVERTS think in their clogged-up minds.
Why should a woman be responsible for the demonic thoughts men conjure in their hearts.
Fashola should face the corruption and moral decadence that has eaten the fabrics of the society and leave innocent women alone to their dressing.
For fucck's sake, these perverted men in power are controlling a state as complex as Lagos like they control their family.
Would Nigerian Police Officers arrest White Diplomats that dress INDECENTLY?
Why should one law apply to the rich and another one for the average Lagosians?
How does this proposed law affect the common man on the streets of Lagos? How does it put 3 square meals on his table.
Nigeria will continue to decay and crumble if we continue to put plonkers and dunderheads like Fashola in office.
Fashola should be tied to a stake and shot . . . . . . . . . . He is a self-servicer.

For Fucck's Sake . . . . . . . . .
Sunderland 1-0 Tottenham.

Michael Chopra stung Tottenham Hotspurs in the 93rd minute.
Roy Keane's Sunderland are leading the pack with 3 points.
This is awesome.

@ Ruudie,

I doff my hat for u.
Do u realise 18 stones = 114 kg(252lbs)?
Thats almost 3 bags of RICE.
What stereotype of women do u shag??
Bloody Hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I need to report u to your parents . . . . . . . . . . . .


Man United's KILLER SQUAD.


1 VAN DER SAR (GK)
2 NEVILLE
3 EVRA
4 HARGREAVES
5 FERDINAND
6 BROWN
7 RONALDO   
8 ANDERSON
9 SAHA   
10 ROONEY
11 GIGGS
12 FOSTER (GK)
13 J.S. PARK
14 HEINZE       
15 VIDIC     
16 CARRICK
17 NANI
18 SCHOLES
19 PIQUÉ         
20 SOLSKJAER
21 DONG
22 O’SHEA
23 J. EVANS
24 FLETCHER
27 SILVESTRE
28 GIBSON   
29 KUSZCZAK (GK)         
30 MARTIN
32 TEVEZ
33 EAGLES
35 LEE
36 GRAY
37 CATHCART
38 HEATON (GK)
39 CAMPBELL

@ Somze,

The situation is confusing.
News coming from Spain says Robben's deal has been completed.
SKYSPORTS is saying nuthing has been signed.
Who do we believe? Why cant Robben come out and tell us what the situation is?

@ Jeje,

I'm not among.
U know u are my favourite Isolo chic.
It wasn't me. . . . .

@ Somze,

I'd rather see her in a Red shirt than out of shirt.
Words reaching me is that JEJE weighs about 18 stones.
Use your church mind . . . . . .

@ Jejestix,

I wanna offer u money to quit Arsenal.
Can u name ur price?
Jackal can pay anything to see u in a red shirt(AIG)

@ Jejestickz,

Dont mind Somze . . . . .
He is an instigator but we are not buying Arjen Robben from him.
Are u changing ur mind to join Man Utd?
Arsenal will break ur heart again for the 3rd time running . . . . . . .Join U9TED now while the offer lasts

@ Dr Dre,

C'mon . . . . . . .I have squashed the BEEF.
Its over between me and A-40.


Anyways, when should we be expecting the long-awaited album of urs , . . . . . . .The Detox ALBUM.
Pls make it snappy as Hip Hop seems to be dying.
All this T.I., Papoose, Lil' Wayne, Lil' Crappy and Lil' Razorr are getting on me nerves.

Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, Fuji and Juju?
Well.  . . . . . . . . . . .You will also do better singing n winding your belly to some Makossa beats or Akpala(i hope i am correct).
Whether u steal a sentence or a whole verse . . . . . .Stealing is stealing.
Didn't u read about the teenager that got arrested for using Harry Porter's book for some schitzo recently?
Why are u here when u should be with your missus?

@ J-K,
I think Manchester United is ready to retain the title this season.
I saw the Gaffer's press conference this morning and he is looking confident and ready for the challenge.
The squad is brimming with swagger and the confidence to go NITRO again in the Premier league.
Defence is going to do a marvellous job to protect Edwin Van Der Sar.
Owen Hargreaves(holding midfielder) will offer a massive protection to the back four while Scholesy will be IMPERIOUS as usual with audacious passes.
United have the best group of wingers in the Premiership so i wouldn't worry about that department.
The attack line is also the best in Wazza and Tevil(Lil PITBULLS).

If United can produce the same magic, the same brand of football and the same drive then u can expect them to retain the Premiership.
Last season, the team scored 126 goals in all competitions with 20 different goal scorers. TWENTY DIFFERENT GOAL SCORERS
You can get goals anywhere from the outfield players. The squad is stronger and the summer signings have been awesome.
Let the BATTLE BEGINS . . . . . . . . . United is ready . . . . . . . .
Meanwhile, Owen will be handed the number 4 jersey, Heinze moves to 14(Same thang happened to Gallas last season)
and Tevez will wear 32.