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@ A-40,

The words of a coward. . . . . Dont start what u can't finish.
U have started a WAR why not see it till the end.
Till i throw in the towel, this battle would continue from now till NL crashes. Geddit?

I aint looking for your gay company because CHACAL is homophobic and thatz why your ass is being grilled.
By the time i am done with u, u will dump your handle and get a new username on Nairaland.
Cyber air-time is nearing the zero hour.
gay-ass A-40 can't cope financially and he's trying to do a runner.
Whether u leave or not . . . . . . .I'll keep on delivering touche to your torso till u come back and bow down.
I'm sorry your momma wont save u this time . . . . . . I am eating your heart for dinner till u learn to respect the super-being called CHACAL.

@ Ass-40,

I'd rather sleep on an empty stomach than feed ma moms pap.
Pap? c'mon . . . . . . . U can do better, ask for a refund in ur cafe and get her agege bread and titus sardines.
It doesnt quite cut it but its close to being a balanced diet than Pap + Palm-Oil u have been feeding her since the 1st of August.
Nigga please, u cant feed anyone with ur empty pockets.
Mouths are not fed by ranting bollocks and balderdash on the net.
I shall hold u personally responsible should ur momma die of starvation.

Talking about coming out . . . . . . .
I dont stay anywhere around u. I am 50,000 miles away from ur slum area of Lagos.
U wanna see me? Get a cable TV and catch me on Man Utd's 1st game at OT.
Le Chacal is full of mad cheddarz and i aint a broke ass like u who buys pap for momma to crink for dinner.
Negro, get a life. U have been a tweek all day.

@ JACKmodu,

My FIGHT MODE button is on and flowz just go through me.
I wont sit back and let a plonker spew shit around me.
He might have been getting away wiv it in other sections of Nairaland but this battle is MINE for the taking.
A-40 is lame, one of the easiest i have encountered cos he aint got the resources.

Why should i let a semi-illiterate defile the Champions thread of Nairaland.
Man Utd fans would be livid to know a certain Ass-40 from ARSE+ANAL was allowed to desecrate my thread.
Its better u fight cos there is joy in doing battles.
Let A-40 stay so i can deliver the killer-punch that wld send him to hell he belongs to.

@ Ass-40,

You are not fluent in English so u can't even school 5 yr-olds.
What do u want to tell em when u got no clue yourself? You are a dull adult.
Now u come online once in a while and 23 mins ago u are on a mobile internet. 2 contrasting comments.
Run now before its too late. 50% of your income has been taken already by Le Chacal while trying to be a wannabe gangster.
Find somewhere else to go on this blog and tell the others u met a certain Jackal on sports that gave u a technical butty-wash.
Go get some more gang members because i am here to finish off all y'all roaches.

P.S. Get your momma some pap on your way home. She looks frail as she's dehydrated.

Bloodclot?? Bloodclot I am mobile and blah blah blah and reh reh reh.
I have heard all those stuffs before and i can't be moved with your rants.
You can feed ma family? I am having a laugh.
I can stake my mortgage, u CANNOT feed my DOG conveniently.
A nigga that cannot feed himself wants to feed someone's family. How ironic?

Knowing fully well your parents beg alms on Lagos highways and u are boasting behind a PC is unfair to them.
Granted, they brought this misery upon u but u still owe them the gratitude of taking care of them before they pass away likeunder-nourished Somalian kids.
A-40, Go home and do some soul-searching. I am lethal and i am not the kind of peops u bully everyday on Nairaland.
Le Chacal is a carnivore and feed on the flesh of preys like ya.
I can afford to take care of u and your impoverished parents if only u ask, i am that KIND.
Bow down to a force greater than u.

This gay has no clue.
I sit on the computer everyday because that is my job.
As we speak, i have made enough money(10 times larger) than your parents retirement funds and pension put together.
Have u heard of the world TEST MANAGER? How can? The only jobs u know are brick-laying and cobbler because that was what your father did for 50 years.
I multi-task, do ma job on one side and feed on preys like u on the other side so i don't get bored doing ma job.
Le Chacal is getting paid while ripping u off your hard-earned money. The cafe where u @ must be laughing at your gay ass for being a dupe.
How smart is that?

@ Ass-40,

I have dissed u well enough to make u get a machete and sever your momma's head for giving birth to u at such a retirement age.
Had she delivered u 30 years earlier, u could have been the Pius Ikedias of this world but u have been condemned to Trisomy21 and thats why your brain aint co-ordinating like normal people on the streets.

How come u can only browse from 10am-9pm at nights?
Oooooh  . . . . . .I see, EFCC already banned your usual overnight browsing and your parents are too poor to get u a PC u can browse on. Tssk Tssk.
This Nigga is a lame ass nigga. I could help your situation if u bow down to a power greater than u.
20 million A-40s are too lightweight to rock my boat. U aint seen anything yet cos i am still warming up to unleash untold tons of venom on ya blood vessel.
I have been smacking gay-asses like u when u are still a seed lodged in ur dad's rotten scrotumz.

Le Chacal is posh, young, rich and very dangerous.
I am a force, gays like u are scared to hold me down.
You don't have the resources to battle so keep your filthy naira in your pockets and save up to get yourself a PC.
Get some good clothes on and buy food for your hungry parents.
They might die of drought and starvation while you're posing as an internet gangstar.
I can't stop dissing u because i wont stop.

@ JACKmodu,

I belong to this thread.
Tell the bastard to fucck off my thread and go do something purposeful to his life.
He would end up the way his father ended up shinning shoes by the roadside.
A 30 yr-old kid still living under his parents roof and still find sitting behind PCs to show bravado is not the wisest move.
He wld be better off dead. Advice him to jump from the 3rd mainland bridge and end his miserable life.
The fool can come back again and maybe his after life could be more prosperous than this cos his future is erm, erm, BLEAK.

@ A-40,

Mr. person, your punch-lines are lame.
I am only doing this battle with u to test your resource limits.
Its a pity that u squander the few hundred quids u make from picking wallets @ a cafe while i am doing it for free.
Life can be unfair but i have told u earlier urs is a wasted life . . . . .KILL URSELF AND COME AGAIN BEFORE THE RAPTURE.

I have checked your profile, Your browsing hours are limited (10am-9pm) so i knw u dont enjoy the luxury of browsing from home.
Browsing from home? When u can't even afford to eat 3 square meals.
The 3 basic neccesities to man is luxury to u. Your clothes are from the salvation army.
Debosky and Loyika provides u with food and shelter is under the bridge.
Lets see how long u will last today . . . . . . .I'll make sure i burn all your income this week.
You will soon be seen on the streets begging alms.

@ JACKmodu,

This is Man Utd thread.
I brought the beef from the Gunners thread here so i can smack this knucklehead and teach him the lessons his parents failed to give him.
A belligerent kid who suffers brain damage and wants to vent his poverty-stricken background on us posh kids.
It aint gonna happen . . . . . . . .I WILL battle him from Boston to Budapest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In 10 years time, i will still be here tongue-lashing this irritant to give me ma RESPECT.

@ Doyin13,

He is a gunner but he's mad at me because i fuccked her momma.
I smacked her momma for trying to suck me cock through a fishnet condom.

@ The 40th Ass,

I have been having roaches like u for dinner since the slave-ships.
Jackal living on benefits? Try your Daddy belongs to the Royal Family in the UK.
Lunkhead nigga . . . . . .You are too bush for a posh dude like me.
Like i said, i am ACE and u are DUD. You need ma prayers to rip u off your INSANITY.
Has Daddy left his cobbler job at Ojuelegba junction?

Heard your momma now plys her sluttish trade on a motor-bike(OKADA).
A nu trade called Pick and Fucck!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wonder what your Dad will say when he hears 11 out of your momsie's 12 children ain't his.
The only one who happens to be his is You and unfortunately u are retarded, caused by your massive brain damage.

Bleak future? Damn . . . . .This gay can't form his own words.
Is this the astute A-40 or the lame one?
Ya IQ is so low i need a magnifying lens to read the decimals.

When it comes to sex, I'm similar to the thriller in Manila
Honeys call me Bigga the condom filler
Whether it's stiff tongue or stiff DICK
Biggie squeeze it to make shit fit, now check this shit. . . . . . . . . . . . . . One More Chance(BIGGIE)


When I die, fucck it I want to go to HELL
Cause I'm a piece of shit, it ain't hard to fuckin' Tell
It don't make sense, goin' to heaven wit the goodie-goodies
Dressed in white, I like black Timbs and black hoodies
God will probably have me on some real strict shit
No sleepin' all day, no gettin my DICK licked
Hangin' with the goodie-goodies loungin' in paradise
Bleep that shit, I want to tote guns and shoot dice . . . . . . . . . . .Suicidal Thoughts(BIGGIE)

You was caught in a wild homicide, or were you crucified
like the son of God, when Lucifer lied
and make the world think, young blacks should be extinct?
But Thug Life'll never die, we stay high and just link
Will there ever be another MC as nice?
Will you return to us like the resurrection of Christ? . . . . . . . . . . . . We Will Survive(NAS)



I'ma flow regardless because I'm an artist until I'm trapped
I'ma continue to hit he hardest whether I scrap or rap
Give me death but you ain't my friend
I see it in your eyes, you contemplate my end
You waitin' for that bin in the road, where you were told
That you would go, when you were old
And if you died young, it was told
So what the dilly, what it was worth
Think back 26 years, be like what of his birth . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Let Me Fly(DMX)

@ Abium,

Ass-40 is just a troubled youth having bouts of brain tumors.
No individual can squeeze me dry . . . . . . . . I have been doing this since A-40's dad was shinning shoes at Ojuelegba junction.
He's running out of resources to cope with ma constant knocks on his lunkhead.
The gay can't even afford to pay for airtime to browse Nairaland.
I hate battling with seasonal gays like A-40. He comes online for 30 mins and disappear for 84 hrs.
Go n check ma pedigree on Nairaland . . . . . .I am like the RED ARMY of the former Soviet Union(I am yet to lose any battle).

@ Asshole 40,

Nigga can't even afford to be on the net for 1hour. Are u this poor?
Poverty-stricken family like yours can't get by and live in the millennium age. Tssk Tssk
He's running off to go use the net in a neighbour's crib again. Your future is bleak dawg.
Give up and come back again, You've lived half your life in misery and u have thrown the rest away.
Le Chacal lost battles? Try 50 cent is a member of the KKK.
You need to sort your head straight.
Jackal can never lose a battle because its like u tackling a GORILLA in a HEADLOCK.

Meanwhile, Have your knucklehead eaten today? I don't think so . . . . . . . . .
You will soon run out of resources to battle me because u can't fuccking cope.
When brain sharpness and IQ were distributed, this nigga came late to the party.
You are so dumb everyone in your hood knows u as a LUNKHEAD.
Pathetic parents coming together to raise a dimwit in a slum area.
A-40, your soul is so POOR,  Rainbow shows BLACK N WHITE in your neighbourhood.
Tell your poppa i got a job for him . . . . . . .


[quote author=A-40 link=topic=17491.msg1373564#msg1373564 date=1186669813]@Jackass
I'm so bossy trick get off me bitch get off me you can't get shit of me, you are just a rhyme thief and if i where president i would sentence you to life in a federal penitentiary where your gay ass would be attacked and beaten on a daily basis till you die of HIV/AIDS CHICHIMAN[/quote]"If i where president" . . . . . . . . .The exact reason why u can never be a politician, let alone president.
Nigga can't even write a correct sentence in English. A semi-illiterate.
Ya fam was too poverty-ridden to send u to a decent school. Get adult classes.
I can't trade words with a gay like u because u don't understand half of the things i spew.

@ Jejelolatu,

Dont get caught in the cross-fire.
Just grab your pop-corn + soda and watch as i'll devour this irritant.
He's got an extensive brain damage caused by his Trisomy 21 ailments.

Cant u see the gay aint coherent.
His brain potentials can be likened to that of a 2 week-old white ram.
The slowpoke hires people to type for him on Nairaland.
When next u walk past a RED CROSS donatons box, please donate with all your heart to help THE CAUSE OF people like Asshole-40.
A-40? geddit? He is the 40th asshole in his County/Borough.

@ Ass-40,

Use your own punch-lines gay.
Dont copy me . . . . . . .You were the one crinking your grandmother to satisfy your dirty loins.
Dunderhead, is that what i can come up with? You are so out of clue, it aint true.
I replied u 11 minutes after u posted your shallow-minded comments and u expect me to keep posting from 11 till 3pm?
For fucck's sake, this gay must come from the PHILISTINES. A bloody eunuch!!!!!!

I will continue to drum it in your sick mind. You are a classic example of an INBRED HICK.
Stop shagging your Granny . . . .She's too fragile to take your groin pressure.
Look for a babe your age and fucck, keep your demonic minds off older women, fucking coward.
Muthafucker, we aint on the same level. I am ace, u are dud.
What should i expect? You suffered from Down's Syndrome(Trisomy 21) because your momma had u delivered when she was 69 years of age.
Guess what . . . . . . . . . . .Your mother was your Dad's grandmother so its a family tradition for u guys to shag your grandmothers.
What a pathetic INCESTY family?


Wave the white flag? Is the Pope Muslim ??!!!!!!!!!!!

I know that would be ur excuse.
Got something to do.
Dont understand why IGNORANUS like u start something u cannot FINISH.
U thunk i will let u take the piss on me u sonofabitch? U are having a laff.

I will wait patiently to see what u got.
Stop raping ur granny . . . . . .U r too weak-minded to date a babe of ur age so resort to forcing ur granny on her fragile back.
Blimey . . . . . . .This dunderhead should be STONED to death.
Got a question: What makes u different from a PIG?

@ Ass-40,
So this scumbag is still alive.
Waited for your gay ass all day yesterday and u were nowhere to be found.
Guess u were performing your normal incest again.

First time u had sex . . . . .
You was 21 years old, dirty matress, your grandmother bent backwards.
Plugging your one testicled-cock in her clutch and u shagged her till your nose bled.
Nigga, u are a CURSED individual.

Nnkan Nbe . . . . . .Yeah Yeah Yeah
You can be my Yoruba lecturer.
At least i know u are a WERE.

@ Doyin13,

He has a twin brother in NANI now.
NANI is anutha special breed that has a dancing feet.
He can also play on the LEFT and on the RIGHT . . . . . . . . . .

Meanwhile, Team A won 4-0.
Wazza added anutha goal in the closing stages against Duferlmine.
A nice outing for the lads and they should be ready to give Reading a TECHNICAL BUTTY-WASH on Sunday.

Ronaldo will play ANYWHERE.
He is one of the best players this league has seen.
How can a single player be the best winger on the right and on the left in a high quality league like the Premiership.
I have seen Ronaldo play as a centre-foward before cos he is good aerially.
Its up to Ferguson to sort out the options and roll out the best team.

Giggs is a lil bit off pace for me.
Michael Carrick made some audacious passes to Giggs on Sunday and Giggsy's pace couldn't complement 'em moves.
We would have beaten Chelsea in 90 minutes if we had a natural striker pairing with Wazza.
Ferguson should start with Rooney and Anderson or Rooney n Ronaldo upfront.

@ Debosky,
I have a DOSSIER on a domestic shyte u done some years back.
Its HOT and just got it from the Division.
The lads in the Division have a dossier on everyone on Nairaland so u can't deny it.
If u push me further . . ,  . . . I will have no other option than to REVEAL it.

Rooney can't start alone upfront.
Ferguson must use 4-4-2 against Reading and i have a feeling SAHA will struggle now to hold a team shirt.
The lads on display this evening will mak SAHA look like a school team player.
Ronaldo and Rooney can pair upfront with Nani and Giggs manning the wings.
Fergie's got Anderson, Dong Fangzhou and Fraizer campbell.
Paul Scholes can also be a supporting striker.
Bwoy. . . . . . . . The options are UNLIMITED.
Reading will be DESTROYED by Ferguson's MONSTERS.

@ Amodu,

Its 3-0 for Team A( Eagles, Giggs and Rooney just scored a Penalty)

and 3-0 for Team B( Campbell, Evra and THE BEST SIGNING OF THE SEASON, NANI)

@ 9ja4eva,

NANI is a complete replica of Cristiano Ronaldo.
Same pace, same attitude, same piece of football skills plus EXTRA.
You can't tell the difference between the 2 players while playing until u see their contrasting skin colour.
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyum, NANI's goal was a SCORCHER.
I can't fucking wait for the Premiership to get started.

Fraizer Campbell's goal was another acrobatic blinder.
A good cross was lofted into the box and Campbell unleashed an acrobatic shot into the back of the net.
Northern Ireland fans all applauded the effort  and there was a huge roar in the park.

Evra's goal was a massive counter-attack.
From a Glentoran free-kick at the edge of the United box. The ball broke out and Nani ran the length of the field before releasing Campbell.
Campbell measured a diguised pass which found Evra and the french lad unleashed a shot past the goalkeeper to make it 2 goals.


Team A are also slugging it out with Duferlmine.
Eagles and Giggs have found the net but i aint really interested in that match for now.
I am excited by what NANI and ANDERSON are doing to the Irish team.
NANI is fire . . . . . . . . He's been given a good chance by CQ to express himself and he's showboating like crazy.
The skills i am yet to see on Ronaldo himself.
Bes believe it . . . . . . . Ronaldo now has a clone/twin brother.

@ Debosky,

I never spent time in any gaol . . . . . . . .Stop preaching shyte about me.
Le Chacal aint like ya. I HAVE UR DOSSIER from the Division and u don't want me to spew it out for peops to hear.
Do ya?

Back to footie issues . . . . . . . .
Anderson is really killing somebwoy.
What a pass to Nani?
United will pulverise teams with this breed of players.
What a team?
GOAL SCOERERS: Fraizer Campbell, Patrice Evra and United's diamond, NANI.

United is killing Glentoran, its 3-0 already in 35 mins.
Who says Nani aint good? The portugeezer has just scored a SCREAMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! What an effort?
A goal that will make Sheva green with envy.
Nani. . . . . . . . . . . .Noooooooooo , Stop that somersault celebration.
Fergie will give u a hair-dryer treatment when he watches the match on TV or when CQ tells Fergie.


Man Utd team A is also bashing Dulfermine.
Ryan Giggs just  blasted the 2nd goal in.
2 goals in 35 mins and United keeps MARCHING ON. . . . .

@ Debosky,

What have i done again?
I am happily married and a 67 year-old is the last thing on me mind even if i wanted a fling.
Let Loyika have a field day wooing Vieeee  . . . . . . .
Loyika is a specialist in dating house-wives and grannies.
She would be Loyika's 26th conquest if Loyika finds his way.
If only Arsenal were sharp-shooters like playa LOYIKS. . . . . . . . . . . . . . 

Of course . . . . . . .
I know she's Serena Williams.
Who wouldn't? Just trying to get Vieeeee started.

@ Viee,

Is that u in ur PROFILE?

@ Loyika,

Whats ur fixation with Godly people?
First all, Pastor's wife/daughter and now the Nuns?

FATHER FORGIVE HIM FOR HE KNOW WHAT HE DOES.
Veni, creator Spiritus
Mentes tuorum visita,
Imple superna gratia,
Quae tu creasti pectora.

Alan Hansen is a cock-head.
If its not Liverpool, Alan will run a team down with his stinking mouth.
Alan Hansen knows Zilch about footie.
The best footie analyst is Andy Gray.
Watch THE LAST WORD on SKYSPORTS after Super Sunday's live match and u will love this guy.
He analyses to the last detail and makes players and managers look like a fool.

To everyone saying Bleep Man Utd, I am saying Bleep ALL Y'ALL.
MAN UTD rules while others DROOL.
We have started again where we finished off and FERGIE will retain the TITLE again.
The trick to this is to make a bright start and our first few matches are 3 points guaranteed with plenty of goals.
RONALDO, ROONEY, TEVEZ, NANI, GIGGS, Where y'all GUNS @ ?

BLOODY HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I have not seen LOYIKA in this FIGHT MODE before.
My man is flippin his middle fingers at Man Utd in a rage?
Amigo, its only a prediction but based on strength in depth and perfect replacements when 1st team players get injured/suspended.
United is the only team with an adequate cover for every postion.
Pray tell, What would Arsenal do in the absence of RVP Chelsea without Drogba
United without Ronaldo? We now have a Narnia Nani.
United without Rooney?  Tevez will replace him.
SKYSPORTS can't be too far from the TRUTH, trust me(forget chalk and cheddar).

@ Loyika,

SkySports predicted Premier League Table for 2007/08 season

1 Man Utd

2 Chelsea

3 Liverpool

4 Arsenal

5 Tottenham

6 Everton

7 Portsmouth

8 Newcastle

9 Blackburn

10 Man City

11 West Ham

12 Aston Villa

13 Bolton

14 Middlesbrough

15 Reading

16 Fulham

17 Birmingham

18 Sunderland

19 Wigan

20 Derby

@ Loyika,

U are an ingrate!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rosicky have not justified his hype? Then i must say Cristiano Ronaldo hasnt justified his hype as well. . . . . .
Thomas, Hleb, RVP and Fabregas were the best Arsenal players last season.
Which Arsenal matches have u been watching?
Nothing makes me happy than seeing Fabregas holding the ball and Rosicky, Hleb and RVP darting around the pitch with sleek movements to confuse opposition.

Arsenal's passing game scheme has also made it difficult for the Czech star to unleash his thunderous shots he is known for.
Rosicky is ACE. I love his football brains. He shouldnt be playing for the Gunners, Man Utd will suit him better.
Lets make a trade . . . . . .Silvestre for Rosicky.
Gunners dont shoot, wonder why they call em Gunners when they cant shoot but can only bark/slap.
I love Rosicky and Hleb . . . . . .U will be surprised how bad their combo will be when they gel this season.

Eduardo looks a bit of a poor signing.
A legend in Russia and then what?
I see him as someone that will help Arsenal in the wintery months but will fade out when the season gets tough.
He might prove to be a good squad player but his starting XI status is almost non-existent.
Adebayor/Bendtner + RVP will be more effective, trust me.

Tevez n Rooney partnership? A lot has been said about it. The 2 are similar but i have a feenin they would work it out.
A lot was said about Yorke and Cole partnership in the 90s. Every pundit in the country said they couldn't work but we all know they are still the best strike partners after Van Nistelrooy/Wayne Rooney in the Premiership.
2 little PIT BULLS running at defenders will be a delight to watch.
Oooops, do u know Arsenal still beat my United team at OT in the FIFA 07 Premiership league game on PS2?
i hope it doesnt happen again this season . . . . . . .