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@ Loyika,

That was HARSH
I have warned u repeatedly to stop aiming below the belly.
Always try and exercise fair-play.
Are u saying a sachet of NESCAFE is capable of intoxicating a full grown adult?
In my BIO 101, Prof. Patterson told me the size of an adult's brain is dense and a satchet of NESCAFE cldnt have any effect.
Can u elaborate ur theory further? Make me understand.

@ Kit,

This shit aint funny.
U are really taking the piss with those stuffs u wrote there.
Dont destroy ma political ambitions with ur cheeky comments.


@ Somze,
Take ur snout out of this issue.
It does not concern u at all.
Run back to ur blue thread.

@ Kitaun,

Go and modify ur post please.
Me wife will throw a FIT if she reads the blasphemous comments u wrote up there.
Are u feeling aiiight at all?

U and who gay what?
Lemme simply tell u here that i am EXTREMELY homophobic so the word GAY repulses me.
This is not funny . . . .go back and modify ur post b4 peops like Razorr and her goons join the party.
Lest i forget . . . . .U are a cunt for writing that shit.

U are having a laff!!!!!!!!!!!
Give a BLUE my IM?
Try harder, gay mate

Nah. . . . . . .
Loads of geezers are on the thread but we having a private chat on YIM.
Could have invited u but the colour of ur blood will disqualify u.
I feel ur pain . . . .It can be frustrating sometimes when y'all lonely.
Can help u call the GRANDMASTER of Chelsea fans on NL(AKOLA).

@ Somze,

I'll be very interested to see the thread.

@ Muks,
I aint surprised about ur comments.
Peter denied Jesus three times in the Holy Bible so why can't cha?
Speak the TRUTH and shame the DEVIL.
Come back to ur old club.

Arsenal wears RED so they got RED BLOOD.
Liverpool wears RED so they r free to roam.
Even Boro, Charlton and Blackburn fans are free to roam on this thread . . . . . . .

Chelsea? Its a no-no.

@ Somze,

What are u doing on this honourable thread?
U are a blue-blooded animal so stay on the BLUES thread.
Doing the math aint mathematics, a geezer like u should know better.
Anyways, run away from this thread before we capture ya and send u to the Devil's torture room.

@ Muks,

The footie season is about to start . . . . . . .
When are u coming back to ur darling club, Man Utd?
All this facade should come to an end this month so we expect u back @ Carrington complex ASAP.
U shall be fined heavily if u come late to camp.
A word is enough for the Gambian wise.

@ Dr Kit,

Our wifey? I dont know what the Bleep u are on about?
Do u have a wifey? U never disproved the fact that u are gay so where did u get a wife from?


Geezer, go and dig out the archives and show me where i hyped Louis Saha.
While u are busy doing that. . . . .Give some respect to RVN.
He is an ace.

The latest version of PES on PS2 became one of ma collections around october last year.
Where u got ur information from makes ma kidneys shift.
Kitty Kitaun, read between the lines . . . . .Do some math . . . . . . .Get a wife.

@ KIT,

You are a twisted GOONER.
We was here last year when y'all gooners were saying Nistelrooy is finished as a striker and reh reh reh reh reh.
Nistelrooy went to Spanish La Liga and clinched the pichichi in his debut season, i repeat, his debut season.
You knw what that means? It means RUUD has won golden boots in 3 different European leagues while your TT has just been dominant in one single league.
TT is in Barca now and i am very much interested in his progress at Barca.

I have asked u to show me where i praised SAHA as a United striker on this forum.
Saha has never been ma choice . . . . . .I'd rather have Guisseppe Rossi partner Wazza instead of Mr. National Deception.
You must have me confused with other geezers u gist with. Jackal and Saha is a no-no.
Being ugly has nuthing to do with footie. You must be gay to even notice who is good-looking or not. I doubt your sexuality.
Are you gay or Bi because u are definitely not straight.

About the Game Console issue? I have always been a gamer.
Just bought the PES version of PSP? You are having anutha laugh.
What u understand is less than what u don't so i ma leave u in your own crazy world.
Anyways, how many goals did Fabregas score as a midfielder for ARSENAL last season?

@ Loyika,

@ nuggard,
Saha is strong and very mobile but he lacks the most important character of a striker-goal sense.
He scuffed an absolute sitter yesterday and i was disappointed in him.
Overall, United had a brilliant performance especially the combo of Rooney n Ronaldo.
The enfantz terrible surprised all critics in the EPL.
United still needs a striker and a strong midfielder to challenge the moneybags(Chelski).. . . . . . https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-17491.96.html

These were ma words on the 21st of AUGUST 2006. If u go back and read the 1st few pages of this thread . . . . . .You will know i have never rated Louis Saha. I remember we always argue about RUUD and HENRY in em days so don't u ever say i rated SAHA.
Can u please support your comments with facts where i have said SAHA is/was a potent striker?
SAHA ma ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Back to earth . . . .

You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know what the combo of Wazza + Carlitos + Ronaldo will do to any defence.
Try an transfer Carlitos to Man Utd on your FIFA games on PS and see what damage they are doing.
My initial suggestion was Huntelaar because he is DUTCH(they have a rich tradition with strikers) but Tevez wont be a bad idea at all.

Forget Nas and Jigga collaboration, this is football and i'll always stick to my words.
Saha has never been rated in my books because he is dud.
RUUD is ma favourite in the world and its still is. I am still waiting for us to discuss his escapades at REAL MADRID after u and KIT said he was finished as a striker. He went to Madrid and proved why he is better than erm, erm Henry.

Can't wait for Tevez to sign up and lets start kicking asses from the Emirates to the Stamford Bridge.
United will be playing with swagger  . . ,  More quality players. more skills in the team, extra strength in depth and all the shebang.
Mr Loyika, i can smell envy n jealousy in your camp.
You wont be saying this if Tevez was signing for gooners, innit?
If some Gooners can say Walcott is better than Wazza when he signed for Arsenal then what more can i say?

Tevez has been highlighted 3 times in a row by his continent at the age of 19.
In 2003, Drogba was still leaving butt prints on the bench and unrecognised by football world.
Lampard? I have my reservations on him.
If he wasn't an English player i very much doubt he wld have won those accolades.
Lampard is the most over-rated player in the planet and thats why he get the boos these days whenever he plays for his country.
He's a global deception.

@ Charlione,

Your home attendance v Wigan last season was 40,846 - 1200 below capacity - what makes you think you could sell 60,000 seats for this game in the future?
I would also refer you to home Champions League attendances against Werder Bremen - 32,135 AND Levski Sofia 33,358 - both WAY BELOW capacity. Need I say more?

@ Somze,
Thanx for re-educating charlione over the match attendance kizzack.
He needs alot to learn about his club.

Its obvious u are not looking in the right places.

Tevez was the world's 2nd top goal scorer of 2004 in international games. He was just 20 years then.
Carlos is not an out n out striker so u dont really expect him to score as many as RUUD or Samuel Etoo.
Tevez is just 23 so there's room for improvement as he still has about 6-7 years to prove himself.

A lot of players are regarded as world class in the Premiership and they have not won half od what Tevez has won?
Joe Cole, Drogba, Lampard, Robben are classic examples and there's nuthing to show for it apart from what they won as a group in their respective teams.
Lets stop beating a dead horse . . . . .Carlos Tevez is world class.

@ Somze,

I never knew this had been discussed in the past.
Lemme ask u a question and i want a honest answer.
Will Chelsea fill a 60,000 capacity stadium against teams like Wigan, Birmingham and Sunderland week in week out?

@ Somze,

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carlos_T%C3%A9vez

Maybe this link will give u an idea of who Carlos Tevez is.
If his records aint WORLD CLASS then i wonder why what BEING WORLD CLASS is all about.
Europe is the only place where Tevez hasn't really established himself and that should start as soon as he joins Man Utd.

@ Somze,

United have always been a big money spending club wth or without the Glazers.
Should Tevez join United, Ferguson would have splashed about 90 million pounds this summer and that is HUGE.
I have no doubts in my mind Tevez is world-class. Let him settle down well at United and u will see why Ferguson is so adamant in signing him.

@ Somze,
Lets talk football . . . . . . . .

Roman Abrahamovic as a business man is getting tired of CFC. The club is making losses year in year out despite the amount of millions the Russian has splashed since the take-over in 2003. Chelsea made fatal mistakes in the majority of their signings and they ended up selling these players after 1 season at a HUGE loss. This trend is gradually eating into Roman's reserves and the Russian is starting to feel the HEAT.

Chelsea is not a self-financing business. They don't have the fan base of clubs like Man Utd and THEY NEVER WILL.
There's no point in them building a 60,000 seater stadium, like Arsenal, because they wouldn't fill it.
It's very rare that Stamford Bridge is sold out even now. And last season's FA cup semi final at a half empty Old Trafford proves this point entirely.
Meanwhile, United's lowest home crowd last season was 71,000 for a televised 3rd round FA cup match against Portsmouth.

So, in order for Chelsea to maintain their recent successes & pay the highest wages to attract & hold onto the best players, they will always be reliant on Roman's cash which is bad business for Abrahamovic so what do u think will happen in 3 years if this trend continues.
Roman might be forced to dump Chelsea for a more profitable business.
Do u know Roman has dropped from the 11th richest man in the world to 16th? Is Chelsea really eating into this man's wallet?
Please do the math.

@ KIT,

You never cease to amaze me.
Fabregas compared to Carlos Tevez? You are having a laugh.
Fabregas that cannot even hold a shirt for his country. Fabregas ma ass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A player with the most woeful goal ratio as a midfielder?
Vidic as a defender has a better goal scoring ability than Cesc Fabregas.

Tevez won't be mentioned on FIFA's list because he plies his trade in South America which is not popular.
We all know Europe is where the cake dwells and that is why APACHE wants to join Man Utd and play in the Champions league and gets recognised by all and sundry.
Tevez's records speak for itself and watch how he blows up like NITRO when he becomes a RED DEVIL.


@ Somze,
Fergie needs Tevez very badly and United would pay any amount to land the player. The end shall justify the means by May 2008.
Man Utd will wait for the High Courts ruling and pay accordingly to whoever wins the ownership of the player so that is simple enough.

Heinze wants to leave? I need to see where he gave such interview that he is leaving.
His Agents has been hammering for his transfer in the last 18 months so Man Utd can't be bovvered by his rants. Its a barking dog . . . . .we have gotten used to it. Why this became big was the fact that he wants to do a deal with Liverpool. Man Utd selling a player to the Scousers? Its unheard of in Football circles in England. I can tell u here that IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Arsene Wenger and Mourinho has a better chance than Rafa.

@ Ruudie,

Robben wants out cos there's a general feeling that Christmas is over for the BLUES.
If u look at the transfer signings u will agree with me that Chelsea's brief time in the sun is over.

Truth is - no truly world class player really WANTS to play for Chelsea - well not for less than 150grand a week & that's why I fully expect Chelsea to go the same way as Blackburn in the mid-90s

Do you really think that, when they were children, players like Robben, Drogba & Essien dreamed of playing for Chelsea? Are you really THAT naive?
No, they wanted (still want) to play for Real, Man Utd, Barca,Milan,Bayern - in front of crowds of 100,000 plus, not 40,000 if you're lucky.

This problem will always catch up with a club that is not self-financing. Loads of Chelsea heads doesnt even know Chelsea as a club is Poor, Roman as the owner is rich.
Chelsea have had their time in the sun, now it's time for the old order to be restored.

@ Somze,

Spot the difference!!!!!!!!!!!
Tevez, West Ham and KJ are all willing to make a deal with Man Utd.
The only snag here is who picks up the transfer fee so Ferguson is RIGHT to say Tevez is now a Man Utd player.

Gabriel Heinze hasn't even spoken yet he wants to join Liverpool. His agent is the Public Address System that is acting like ur own Mikel Obi's agent- Daniel Shittu.
Ferguson is not interested in the deal and WILL NEVER sell any Man Utd player to Liverpool. The rivalry between the 2 clubs is incomparable.
Heinze's agents and Rafa Benitez needs a bit of English Football History.
Son, that is the difference. Heinze shall remain a Man Utd player until his contracts run out in 2009.

@ Dr. Kit,

If Loyika feels Tevez is good enough to be in the PFA team then he shouldn't come here to condemn him.
There's no Arsenal/Chelski player today better than Carlos Tevez in what he does/what he has done.
He is a handful and u cannot just dismiss the skills and grit he will add to Man United's attack.

loyika:
His partnership

Ruudie, WESTHAM saved going down on the last day What partnership Tevez singlehandedly kept that team up, folks like Zamora were among those guilty of not pulling their weight all through out the season

If it was the Zamora of the season before, i would say cool, but not the "Baby" of this season

But its your team

GOONER 89

loyika:
@ Hugo

I feel you bro, but one can't be too greedy

I have Tevez to scare defenders with his looks (and skills) Benni to give me the " I am Black GADDAMIT" attitude of his, and just incase that fails Andy J to get me cheap pens

If i had to enter the transfer market, definately Berbetov and "Le Sulk" would be my buys

GOONER 89

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-59149.0.html . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .LOYIKA'S DREAM TEAM.





These were LOYIKA's views on CARLOS TEVEZ in June 2007.
Is this guy contradicting himself over the same player in the space of 1 month?

@ Muks,
Stop chasing me around on NL.
I will report u to ur husband if u dont relent.
Dr Kit Dre . . . . . . . . .Warn ur wifey.
She's stalking me.

Second half has kicked off . . . . . . . . .

Chelsea still trails 1-0 to a late goal in the 1st half.
Kevin Hofland made Chelsea defence look like a Kindergarten football team.

Drogba and Malouda has just come on.
Mourinho's 4-3-3 is not working.
Feyenoord is running rings round Mikel, Lampard and Sidwell.
How i wish Feyenoord can just seal the game now.
C'mon boys . . . . . Gimme the loot.

@ Dr Dre,

So u mean MUKI is a worthless foreigner.
She's of no use to the militants!!!!!!!!!!!
Thats a technical butty-wash.

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLl!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Feynoord has scored.
What a beautiful header from HOFLAND Feyenoord player.
Chelsea will lose this match. Roy Makaay is harrassing this over-rated babies.
Ben Haim should be sold to Iwanyanwu Nationale.

@ Kitaun,
I am talking about the team that pulverised Roma 7-1 not the injury-ravaged team that lost to Milan in the Champions league S-finals.
If u add Tevez to that team list then we will be talking about a dozen goals.
Stop hating on us. United spends money and everyone is trippin? What tha Bleep?

All i am saying is there are few players in the Premier league that has got Tevez's CV.
No single individual can match his records at Arsenal or even Chelsea.
Tevez is a diamond in the dirt waiting to be polished to reveal hues of shine.
Fergie is the craftsman in wait who will launch Carlos Tevez like NITRO.
Y'all haters should take cover.


@ LOYIKA,

United is not what u think.
Fergie had this deal offered to him last season and he declined because the deal was a bit shady.
We don't do anything dodgy in our clubs like Chelsea and others.
The FA inquiries about agents and tapping-ups did not say anything about United so lets be objective.

I'm not sucking Tevez's balls at all.
A lot of people don't know about Tevez's escapades and track records.
This is an opportunity to let em know that Tevez playing for West ham is like Henry playing for Derby County and u cannot base his performance on it.
As shitty as the Hammers were, Tevez was still voted their player of the year and this is becoming a tradition with the young lad.
Ferguson is already drooling about Tevez's partnership with Wazza.
SHREK and Lou Ferigno(Incredible HULK) will destroy any defence in the world
I want u to close your eyes and imagine the duo running at Chelsea defenders. Have ya? What can u see?
The feeling is orgasmic, innit?

@ Doyin13,

This aint me fault. Somze went puppy all of a sudden.
The batterings got so much that the last punch was a technical butty-wash.
His missus is also getting in the way so maybe the loser is a bit distracted.
I am OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Somze, You are such a fool.

I wrote:
this was Somze at age 6.
I was referring to your picture u twisted gay.
Prolly your PC cannot download the images of your pix . . . . . .Go to a cafe and check your pix.

You are 40 years . . . . . . You were conceived in 1966 and born in 1967.
This idiot does not even know that conception and birth are different.
Ohhhh Ma God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What planet did this cow come from?

@ Muks or Ruudie,
Please explain the meaning of conception to this slowpoke.
He's got it twisted.
Negro, go to SCHOOL.

What will u do without google? Only God knows but i'll let it slide.
Go get the book. The movie wont educate u enough.
Read the book, come back and apologise here for sayin Jackal was jailed, u fucking perv!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Somze u don't have a clue.
Jackal was never jailed. It means u don't even know what we are talking about.
Stop misinforming the public. Why are u acting like u lived in a world of opulence like me?
U are a slave-nigga and a LOUSY scumbag.
Have u seen yourself at age 6?

somze:

You wish, meanwhile your link is wrong.

The film which you have now claimed to refer to you, is below
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal_%28The_Day_of_the_Jackal%29

I've watched the film dude and i know how it ended - Jackal was jailed.

Thats where you're going!