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ROBIN VAN PERSIE has crowned today's match with a belter.
What a finish . . . . . . . . .What a goal?
How he decided to do that in the closing minutes begs belief.
Reminds me of Kanu in 'em days.

What a composure?
I think the young gun-slingers have now matured fully.
If ADEBAYOR and EDUARDO can be as half-intelligent as RVP, then Arsenal are genuine title contenders.
I am impressed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 minutes to go and ARSENAL leads 2-1.
Arsenal is now on 10 points and they deserve to win the EMIRATES CUP.
CHELSEA, NEWCASTLE, LIVERPOOL, ARE You WATCHING??

10 mins to go . . . . . .
Wenger throws anutha dice by bringing Bendtner for a very impressive Kieran Gibbs.
Alexander Hleb has been a revelation today. Never knew he was this good.
Inter are struggling to cope with the pace and trickery of HLEB.

Arsenal should stop this sexy football.
Too many touches when a well-directed shot is the option.
They will not go very far with this tip-tap way of trying to walk the ball into the net.
Hleb and Fabregas have been guilty of this schitzo.

Wenger throws the last dice . . . . . .
Denilson is coming in for Fabregas(not a nice tactical change for me)
These young boys are giving Inter a work-out. Even new-comer Sagna has played very well.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
RVP has scored the GOAL OF THE SEASON.
He dragged  the ball to the right in a very unorthodox fashion and slammed the ball into the roof of the net.
Henry will green with envy.

ARSENAL 2-1 INTER MILAN.
FIGO and his goons in the midfield just cant be bothered.

I think Inter saved their ENERGY for the 2nd half.
The almost non-existent MIDFIELD and ATTACK suddenly comes into life.
ARSENAL are piling the pressure but TOLDO is standing tall with terrific saves and blocks.

Fabregas and RVP are really making things HOT for the gunners.
Adriano is taking matters into his own hands by trying to dribble all the Arsenal players like Maradona did.
What is going on here? 75 mins gone and Arsenal is relentless.
I have sneaky feeling there's another goal in this knife-edge balance.

RVP just missed again from 6 yards.
TOLDO must be the best goalkeeper in the world.
The Inter defence has been opened and re-opened like a SURGICAL WOUND.
David Suazo for Inter is another good player on the pitch. He might give Wenger some ideas of reducing Gallas' wages.

ARSENAL 0-1 INTER MILAN.

David Suazo has done the damage.
What a shame to the gonners.
The fans are getting impatient and Arsenal must pile the pressure and score.

Eboue just missed another sitter in the box.
Van Persie set him up well but the plonker missed.
Will this be another defeat for an English giant.
Lets see what pans out.
This is excatly what i wanted . . . . . .Testing the character of these young gun-slingers.
Its like the same old story for the gunners  . . . . .Plenty of chance, no goals.



GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
ARSENAL SCORES.

ALEXANDER HLEB has rescued the gunners.
TOLDO  . . . . . .What a save but Hleb slammed the rebound in with a fashion.
ARSENAL 1-1 INTER MILAN. 67 MINS GONE.
The game is now slamming with PACE.
Arsenal now has 7 points but with an inferior goal difference to PSG.
The gunners must score another goal to guarantee VICTORY.

somze:
just having fun

meanwhile arsenal will loose today

Arsenal will LOOSE or lose?
Don't let Loyika and Dr Kit see your comments.
You will be in a helluva soup if they sniff this.


I dont really see Arsenal losing here but i can't see Inter conceding as well.
It seems they just wanna have fun in front of goal and deny Arsenal a goal by all possible means.
Their midfield and attack is non-existent but the defence and their goalkeeper(Toldo just came on) is pure class.
Its like they are taunting Arsenal with COME AND SCORE US IF U CAN.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
INTER HAS SCORED
What a HEADER?
This is the best header i have seen in years.
DAVID SUAZO makes Gallas looked like a wimp and beat Lehmann hands down.

@ Somze,

Whatz your rhymes about?
Who is this beautiful girl you're yappin about?
I don't want to burst your bubble so i wont spit on that thread.

ERM, ERM. . . . . . . . .
2nd half is about kicking off.
Some big boys have joined the fun
Adriano and Figo have just been brought in to replace some tired legs.
Van Persie is brimmin with confidence. Dribbling, turning and sublime passes.
Ohhhhhhhhh My Daysssssssssss. . . . . . . . . . .Van Persie was brought down in the box in what looks like a penalty.
The referee is having none of it.
What an audacious flick by Fabregas. . . . . .Robin was clear with 1 on 1 situation with the keeper and was pulled down.
Arsene Wenger is livid and is complaining to the 4th official in the technical area.


@ Dinozzo,

Points are awarded on wins and goals. a goal is 1 extra point.
A 3-0 win means 6 points(3 points for winning plus 1 point per goal scored)
If things stay the same way 0-0, Arsenal will finish with 6 points while PSG will win by 7 points(they have 3 points and 4 goals(4points)=7 points!!!!!!!
In other words, Arsenal must score !!!!!!!!!!!

Hleb is in another world.
Making sharp incisive passes and making decoy moves to distract Inter defenders.
Eboue, at this stage, is clearly the man of the match.

Ugly-boy Sagna just poked a good shot at Cesar again.
Cesar is clearly denying Arsenal the goals they deserve today.
I think Gallas has just copped an injury. Wenger looks worried.
Arsene seems to be crying . . . .His make-shift captain just hit the deck.

Eboue has won anutha free-kick again and got Walter Samuel booked.
RVP is poised to unleash . . . . . . . . . . Ohhhhhh he missed by inches. UNLUCKY.
Solari and Baruwah are making things happen for Inter but in bitz.
Arsenal now have 8 attempts with 4 shots on target while Inter has 1 attempt with no shot on target.
It's time Arsenal now scores to justify their excellent play. Its 1 min to end the 1st half.
Robin n Hleb, where ya guns@? No goals in the 1st half . . . . . . . . .

HALF TIME SCORES: Arsenal 0-0 Inter Milan.

P.S. Arsenal must score goals to win the Emirates cup.

Eboue can be the next Cristiano Ronaldo if he can do something about his anger.
He looks good going forward and he's been fouled more than 20 times today.
He's winning free-kicks after free-kicks and getting Milan players booked.

Van Persie is poised to take anutha free-kick.
Ohhhhhhhhhh . . . . . .He wasted it. Hleb's work-rate is commendable.
Arsenal might get caught as they r bombing forward like legions of doom.
Good Arsenal pressure. Gibbs with another shot well saved by Cesar.
Eboue is looking so sharp . . . .winning corner-kicks, free-kicks and everything winnable.
THIS IS GOOD VALUE. . . . . . .A good advert for FOOTBALL as a whole.

Arsenal are passing Inter to death.
When will Arsenal stop this brand of football?
All they do is entertain, excite and more entertainment for their fans with no end product.
Eboue just wasted a good chance some seconds ago . . . . . Fabregas and Flamini look sharp and Hoyte looks promising.

Kieran Gibbs may become the next Theo walcott.
His darting runs is causing big problems for the Italian defence as Kolo Toure blasted wide again from a free-kick.
Arsenal is really giving their fans good value for their money in a SOLD OUT Emirates stadium(Something Chelsea fails to do even in UEFA matches)
This is a friendly match and everywhere is packed to the brim. . . . . . . .Shit's impressive!!!!!!!

I can't believe Gallas will captain the gooners when Kolo Toure is on the pitch.
Is Arsene Wenger high on ecstasy pills? Another French Solidarity in the making?
Loyika and Kit . . . . . . .Where y'all at?
Van Persie . . . . . . . . . . . . What a chance, Cesar saves from a 20-yrd shot by Van Persie.
Its getting tense and Arsenal must score to win the Emirates cup.
PSG tops the group with 7 points while Arsenal has just 5 points.

ARSENAL vs INTER MILAN.

Lehmann, Hleb, Eboue, Gallas and Hoyte starts for Arsenal.
Sagna plays as a defender while Eboue will play on the right side of the midfield.
Arsenal launches another teenager known as Gibbs as Hleb will partner Van Persie in attack(Quite odd)!!!!!!!
Where is Adebayor? He is not even dressed for the match. I'just spotted him with a baseball cap wearing a white Arsenal away jersey when his mates are wearing the home jersey. This Togolese is always acting bizarre.

Inter made 9 changes from the team that played yesterday.
Only Materazzi and Olivier Darcourt started in the team that started yesterday.
Solari and Mario Baruwah also started.
Cesar is in goal and loads of unknown players in the Italian side.
Letz see what pans out when the game kicks off.


@ Kit
I have told you befor 60% of ma pals here are gooners.
They just don't believe anyone staying in the capital should support Man Utd or Liverpool.
It was a beautiful day yesterday in the city and there were loads of parties from the gooners . . . . .Its been long they tasted victory so they organised a BBQ/house party and i was invited.
Where was u yesterday?

I disagree with u.
There will still be a big gap btw Chelsea/Man Utd AND the rest of the league.
Where i feel might be competitive is from the 3rd position to the 8th.
Portsmouth, Newcastle, Tottenham and Blackburn will give Arsenal and Liverpool a run for their money this season.

I watched Pompey last week and their new buys in Muntari and Utaka supporting Benjani and Kanu looks potent.
Newcastle by Sam Allardyce's standard will also be up there plus they got money.
Blackburn Rovers will also break many hearts with their shrewd buys. Santa Cruz, McCarthy and Jason Roberts in attack is mouth-watering.
Tottenham, what more can i say here? Berbatov was arguably the best striker in the land last season.
They now got Darren Bent plus Robbie Keane and Defoe. I will put my money on em to steal a march on Arsenal and finish above em this season.

I don't really envisage any problem for United if TEVEZ joins soon.
United  has got a very decent team except the goalkeeping department.
Ben Foster's injury is a big blow as Edwin Van Der Sar is getting senile.
Edwin's pre-season performance in Asia was nothing to write Manchester about.
He was so poor, lack of confidence and instincts were not SHARP.

Oooops, PSG just scored anutha goal.
PSG 3-0 Valencia. PSG now leads the table with 7 good points.
Chelsea should get Luyindula(PSG's player)
He is phenomenal.


Barca's attack had to be the best in the world with their fantastic four.
Messi, Etoo, Henry and Ronaldinho.
Any attack having Etoo and Henry with Dinho supplying passes should guarantee 120 goals for a club.
I fuccking admire Barca's squad. They got the best in the world.
The only snag is also their goalkeeping cos i really dont think Valdes is good.

@ Somze,
It will even be sooner than we thought.
West Ham are trying to settle the matter out of court according to KIA.
The whole issue might be resolved this new week.
I wish the whole drama can be sorted before august so that CARLITOS can fly in and work on his fitness ASAP.
Rooney is the only world striker we have in United.
Saha + Solskjaer are fuccking injury prone.
Alan Smith aint world class.
Rossi and Dong Fangzhou are still infants . . . . . . . .So United needs TEVEZ.

@ A-40,
That dude is quite good.
He has height, good positioning and he's got eye for goals.
His goal was scored through sheer instincts, only RVN and Henry scores such.
Bendtner contested for the ball by jumping and trying to head, he missed and the keeper goofed the ball and the lad still scored.
What he needs is just calmness and composure. I rate him slightly better than Adebayor.

@ Sir Kay,

Y'all gooners must pay me for this job.
I was practically multi-tasking.
Trying to watch BORING Chelsea and Arsenal's game and typing to update u guys is huge.
Muks, Loyika and Dr Kit should send an open cheque to me address tomorrow then i will give a comprehensive update.

You don't trade words but i am stupid.
Can u hear yourself, slowpoke? You have just traded words with me!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How contradictory can u get? You don't have a fuccking clue u deranged animal.

Where's Akola?
Akola is watching how demented and mentally-derailed u can get.
He is standing by and shaking his head on your antics and erm, erm language.
You are just a bag of bollockx, u piece of black shhit.

Blame ur defeat on Fillip Sebo and Nacho Novo.
2 wonder strikes in the dying minutes was what it took to shame Jose Mourinho.
Glasgow is still buzzing from the defeat.
Deal with it.

Dang Dang and double Dang!!!!!!!!!!!!

Alexander Hleb just won a penalty kick.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Bendtner missed a penalty. How could he have stepped out to take the kick?
This lad must have a load of guts.
Gooners are getting furious on the terraces. The young lad just missed a penalty.


Gosh Gosh Gosh.
Bendtner just missed another sitter again.
Whats wrong with this young lad?
Anyways, 3 minutes to go.
Wenger wld throw fits if PSG gets an equaliser.
I am now convinced Wenger made the right choice by allowing Teary Hurry to fucck off to Barca.
This team looks like title contenders.


PHEWWWWWWWWWWWWWW PHEEEEEEEEEEEW PHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW
ITS ALL OVER.
ARSENAL WINS 2-1 and ties VALENCIA with 5 points but 2nd on the table cos of GOALS DIFFERENCE.

@ Somze,

Vent ur frustrations and anger on Tal Ben Haim.
Jose must have been a fool to partner Ben Haim with moneybags, John Terry.


GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
PSG has pulled one back from the hat.
What a smart piece of play.
Almunia made a big goof of it and Lumundula squeezed a goal past him.
2-1 is what it is right now and the pace is so fast.
PSG is running rings as Pauleta is making things difficult for Senderos.

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Arsenal just scored from a corner. Bendtner scored a tap-in for Arsenal after PSG's keeper made a goof of it.
Denilson is looking fit.
Wenger is working wonders with his youngsters.
I think Mourinho should borrow a leaf from Arsene.
Arsenal 2-0 PSG.


Ohhhh My days.
PSG just rattled the post. Oh no!!!!!! It was saved by Almunia . . . . .What a save?
It has to be the save of the season. Gosh, the season hasnt even started yet.
The tempo is unbearable and this is a good spectacle for football fans.
Fast crisp passes from both teams. This is a joy to watch.
Scores still remain 2 goals to nuthing in favour of Wenger.

@ Somze,
Thats the most constructive statement u have spewed all day.
Its very rare for Chelski fans to admit failure but u just hit the nail on the fuccking head.
JM should improve on Chelsea's technical and tactical schemes.
The lads were just too poor today.
If they played well and they lost . . . . .No fuss because shit happens sometimes BUT they deserved the loss by all means today because the attack was shambolic and horribly blunt.


@ Mustay,
If common sense and intelligence are sold at 1 Naira u won't be able to AFFORD it.
In the committee of imbeciles and mentally-ills, u have to be their life President.
Fuccking scumbag!!!!!!!!!

@ A-40,
I'd do the honours as Muks, Dr Kit and Loyika have all gone to the beach to bathe in the sun.

Anyways, Eboue and Gallas just came in. Senderos hasn't improved. Wenger needs a replacement.
Denilson just twisted his ankle but Gael Clichy is impressive.
He has to be the man of the match. He is looking like the Roberto Carlos of 1999.
The match is coming to life as PSG is doing everything possible to get a goal.


@ Muks,
I am glad u are back.
Yeaaaah, i was switching btw SKY sports and Chelsea TV.
Rangers fuccked Chelsea up the arse. They outplayed Chelsea as Mourinho's players were flat-footed.
Mourinho shouted, barked, hollered and almost took his pants off as his boys were bullied off the park.

Arsenal started well.
Clichy and Fabregas were just outstanding with defence-splitting runs and passes.
Diaby was very strong and Toure is dependable.
PSG should have scored though but their players lacked goal sense . . . . more like Chelsea strikers.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

FLAMINI scores . . . . . . . . . . . .
More like a fluke but he positioned himself well and rattled the ball into the net.
The gooners deserved it.
PSG had some good chances but wont be bovvered to score. They r still thrilled by the magnificient pitch of the Emirates.
2nd half is starting. . . . . . . . .I'd see u goooners in a bit.


@ jeje,
Keep ur dirty opinions to urself.
The last time i checked, ur dad doesn't own Arsenal so i got the fucckin right to say fuckever about the team.
U r fast becoming ma pet peeves so if u aint got nuthing to say, dont say nuthing.

Why are you poofs acting so naive?
In the world of Jose Mourinho there's no FRIENDLIES . . . . . . . . .
Check out the team list and tell me if Mourinho wanted to lose.
U need to see him barking out orders on the touch line, taking off his jacket, rolling up his sleeves and running up n down.
His tactics was too watery right from the blast of the whistle.
Rangers knew what to do . . . . .they kept the ball well and made some decent tackles to win balls in the middle of the pack.
The lads from Scotland won convincingly.
Bleep Mourinho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Somze,

Call Roman Abrahamovic to come n take me outta this thread.
U did the same thing on Man Utd thread yesterday so its a case of tit for tat.
What happened to Jose? He must be having fits after that defeat.

U guys cannot WIN to save ur lives.
The match was shambolic.
Mourinho should know better Tal Ben Haim  is as useless as a dog's shit.
The whole 4-4-2 formation without Essien and Makelele is just a joke.
Rangers kept the ball well, played some breath-taking football and deserved to win the match by 4-0.
Mourinho needs a shake-up.
I cant wait for Man Utd to spar with Chelsea in the Community Shield next weekend.

_{Jackal switches to Chelsea TV to see what Chelsea is up to.
Ohhhhh ma days, Chelsea is boring and seems to have nothing to offer.
Mourinho has just been beaten by 2 goals to nothing by Rangers.
Boring Boring Chelsea cannot even score goals with their multi-million pound squad.
Jackal switches back to SKY to watch young gooners playing crisp and textbook passes}.

You got nothing to be ashamed of not going to the Emirates stadium.
Arsenal should be ashamed for not completing the painting of their stadium since all these days.
I drove through yesterday and some parts of the stadium still remains UNPAINTED.
Shame to ARSENAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dayyyyyyum, Arsenal looks sharp with Gael Clichy calling the shots on the left wing.
Fabregas is doing well. Erm, erm, Who is this Sagna? A cloned-Taribo West?
He is making silly passes trying to impress the fans. Sagna's lips can stop a bullet at close range.
Kolo Toure has been impressive and Almunia looks gay with that stupid hair-style.
Muks, Almunia is trying to be Slimshady-bleachin his hair and looking like a poof.
I wish PSG scores 1st, i want to see a wounded Arsenal.
Lets test the character of the youngsters!!!!!!!!!!

Arsenal plays PSG by 4pm.
No Eduardo and Adebayor in the starting line-up.

Eduardo has work permit issues.
Adebayor to be rested for Inter Milan match tomorrow.

Bretdner partners Robin Van Persie in attack.

@ Ruudie,

Don't mind those saying Heinze should go.
Who wld deputise for Evra if he gets injured or suspended?
Silvestre? A relic
O'Shea? The Gambian Turkey?
Brown? U r having a laugh!!!!!!!!

Heinze is a die-hard.
I love his passion for the game and no one deserves to wear that RED shirt better than him @ United.
He probably feels let down by Fergie choosing Patrice over him and who wouldn't.
I expect Ferguson to resolve this issue as quick as possible.
Gabby will be very important to United's dominance and if at all he is leaving, Fergie should not let him go to Liverpool.
Heinze can Bleep off to any other club in Europe but not any of United's rivals BIG 3.

@ Dr. Kit,

Somze needs to be cured. His case is a 1st and he needs help quite badly.
I have been in contact with Prof. Patterson and he revealed what could be Somze's problem
The dude is suffering from PSYCHOSIS with large bouts of Paranoia.
In lay man's words . . . . . . .PSYCHOSIS is a mental illness that markedly interferes with a person's capacity to meet life's everyday demands. In a specific sense, it refers to a thought disorder in which reality testing is grossly impaired.

Symptoms can include seeing, hearing, smelling, or tasting things that are not there; paranoia; and delusional thoughts.
Depending on the condition underlying the psychotic symptoms, symptoms may be constant or they may come and go.
Psychotic symptoms can occur as a result of drug use, but this is not true psychosis.
Diagnosis is by observation and interview(I had to let Prof. Patterson read Somze's comments on NL).

Dr, i'd have advised u recommend neuroleptic medication for this geezer.
Haldol and Risperdal should be the normal cure BUT this case is 3-dimensional so i suggest u administer ECT(electroshock therapy).
Somze did so much shroomz, 'caine and ecstasy pills while he was in the State Penn'. He sold his soul for drugs.
His PARANOIA is the major reason why he thinks everyone wants to hurt him.
PLEASE HELP HIM before his case escalates to a full-blown LUNACY.

@ Dr. Kit,

Y'all guys should let this retard be. He is constantly seeking attention and y'all are letting him get it.
Go to the FREE-KICK THREAD where i revealed Somze's bipgraphy. His childhood will probably DISGUST ya.
Just ignore him and his silly rants. He is a defeated dude, STILL grunting without a SOUL.

Its becoming a habit . . . . .the geezer can't do without me name on this thread.
Why can't he realise we can't be fuccking compatible.
I am str8, he's gay. I am a RED, He is a BLUE(porn-star).
While i am here fuckkin rhyming, this dude is still memorising.
Jackal will pop his neck and prevent his blood from flowing.

@ Doyin13,

That was funny.
I pray Charley(Richardson's couz) get kicked out of Big Bruv house tonight.
She's a disgrace to all the Black people in the whole wide world.
Her attitude just SUCKZ.