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@ Somze.
U dont have a clue. I was referring to ur pix at age 6.
Obviously ur computer cant download images.
You r a silly Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lemme enlighten your beclouded senses on who Jackal is:

The Jackal is described as a gentleman with blond hair and grey eyes in his early thirties. He uses a numbered Swiss bank account to hold the proceeds of his work. He is a sophisticated man who thoroughly thinks out his plans. He is most likely English, considering that he lives in England and holds a British driving license, even though his nationality cannot be verified by either the reader or the police forces in the book. No police force in Europe has ever heard of the Jackal, implying that he might change his codename for each of his missions. It could be inferred that the Jackal could have served in the French Foreign Legion, considering these facts; the Jackal speaks fluent French, he is able to kill a person with his bare hands - training given in the Legion - and the fact that the conspirators wishing to kill De Gaulle were in the Legion explains how they were able to get a dossier about him so easily.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jackal_(The_Day_Of_The_Jackal)

We are living in perilious times.
Le Chacal will like to explain why SOMZE is everyone's[b] pet peeves[/b].

This Diary was obtained from a certain Mental Hospital in Nigeria.


13/08/1966 . . . . . .
Somze was conceived by a cheap drunk Bleep. A 25 year old drunken peasant Dad trying to lay a street LovePeddler named Mandy(36 years) in a dark alley in Lagos.

22/05/1967 . . . . . . .
Somze was born in a wasteland near FESTAC town. Pregnancy was late and complicated as Somze's LovePeddler-mum was way too old when she conceived and this brought about Somze's down syndrome(trisomy 21). The ailment led to Somze's impairment of physical growth and cognitive ability.


21/05/1977 . . . . . . . .
Somze is still struggling memorise the alphabets and learn it by heart. Intelligence quotient was on the decline. Brain mal-functioned. Lack of funds from the parents means no medical treatment was administered. Lack of balanced-diet even made it worse as Somze couldn't fight normal ailments with his corrupted anti-bodies and he was always ill.

19/09/1981 . . . . . . .
Negro Somze started elementary school under Obafemi Awolowo's free education scheme in Nigeria. Somze's peasant dad had enough. The gay took the back way and left mom duke as a single parent to cater for somze all by herself. Somze himself was struggling to cope with the pressure of having to learn. His down's syndrome is giving way to a serious brain damage.

23/06/1984 . . . . . .
Somze dropped out of school as he could no longer cope. Started his vices as a street robber. Snatching wallets and pocket-books. Somze's mum died mysteriously on the streets. Intel says she got murdered by ritualists. Police says she OD'd herself(OD=overdose). Rumours claimed Somze's dad was responsible for the death so the cause of death is still as controversial as Tupac Shakur's.
At 17, Somze is destined to be a loser as he had nowhere to turn to. Still doing stick-ups in the subways and picking pockets at major bus-stops.

21/12/1984. . . . . . . .
Nigga Somze got arrested for the 1st time and was locked up for 3 months without trial. Was later released on the grounds that he was a minor(under 18). Soon as he came out, he went back to his ways more hardened, more desperate and more brutal to make ends meet under the strict military governement in Nigeria.

13/04/1985 . . . . . . .
The gay was apprehended again with a gang of armed robbers and death sentence was passed. With his lawyer's plea his sentence was commuted to 10 years imprisonment and with his perpetual state of mental illness, he was driven straight to the psychiatric hospital in Yaba.
Somze spent 21 years in this mental home and was just passed fit to mix and adapt with civilians.

14/06/2006 . . . . . . . .TILL DATE.
Somze was passed fit by medical examiners as a relatively stable individual. He learnt how to read and write and use a PC in the mental home.
He learnt several art and crafts in the hospital complex and was a tad better than he was when he arrived in the 80s.
Dr Williams advice says Somze should be okay but his mental state and his cognitive ability have a 33% chance of deteriorating if he is subjected to any pressure or stress and regular medications must be followed religiously to avoid lunacy.
Somze, despite all instructions ,went back to his ways and start using drugs.
This is the effect of a lost soul.

I advise all Nairaland to beware of this crack-head. He is highly dangerous as his mental state is very unstable.
Never agree to meet this fool anywhere in LAGOS. If u must meet him, don't go alone.
This diary was obtained from the mental hospital where Somze was admitted and it can be scanned for all Nairaland members to see if y'all insist.

CONCLUSION: Somze is MENTALLY DERANGED.

THIS IS SOMZE at age 6.

@ Mukina2
,
Verse and Chapter?
I will ask JACKmodU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Somze,
This Negro is so dull, he needs to be set ablaze.
Can u imagine the level of idiocy? Moronic, slowpoke, Feeble-minded and Retarded all mean the same thing so your line is TAUTOLOGICAL.
Life is full of empty promises and broken dreams is a nursery rhyme every kid knows in the States.
This gay believes jokes are plagiarised. Plagiarism must be a new word to u. What a shame?
You need some high level degree of exposure if u think Eminem created all the words he talks about in his music.
Most def . . .according to u . . .Eminem owns MOCKINGBIRD?
You are a diseased Arrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nigga please, i refuse to join issues with u because the spirit is poor.
Somze's spirit is so poor that rainbows appear in BLACK and WHITE in his neighbourhood.
You lack basic understanding and your intelligence is way below that of a Mongolian idiot.
How can a person so old be this dull? Nairalanders, this is not an environmental factor . . . . .It is GENETIC.
When a slowpoke like Somze's bio-dad marries a fool like him the product is very PREDICTABLE.
I suggest all members of Nairaland to avoid this loon at all costs because his ailment is highly contagious.
Dr. Kit, is there any drug u can prescribe for this geezer? We can't let this Arrow DIE like this.

@ Somze,
You didnt have to copy my flowz to reply me.
It shows how dull, mentally-derailed and your extremely low level of your intelligence quotient but let me spit a bit on your face . . . . . .

Your case is so pathetic as your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams.
When children are born into this world it marks a sign of love, peace and happiness.
Your day-birth marked the beginning of despair, tears and sorrow.
The conclusion to your life should read: THE FUTURE IS BLEAK
How anyone will stand on 2 feet and be proud of your miserbale and impoverished life begs belief.
You are so poor u cannot even PAY attention to what i have been saying about your existence since all these days.

Take ma advice, u can still go to adult classes.
Get educated, Get a life and get a dog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Life is not supposed to be lived the way u are wasting urs sitting behind a PC in a dinghy cyber-cafe.
Whats the point in living half of your life and throw the rest away?
The last time i checked, u are 40 years.
There's a saying in the Holy Quaran that says a fool at 40 is a fool for ever.
A word is enough for the wise i had to use 2 paragraphs because you're unbelievably MORONIC.

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Just when u think some people are starting to act civil and be allowed to mix with members of the NL community they spew shit again.
Somze's case can be described as a dude suffering from MID-LIFE CRISIS.
Why can't u just keep my name of your stinking mouth for once. I have told u i cannot join issues with a retarded leprechaun like u.
You ooze no class and your whole being reeks of filth and erm, erm, shit.
Who i associate with on Nairaland should not be your Foster dad's cup of tea or bizznizz so try and stay away from me.

One can understand why u get excited by the word SLUT.
Is it because your biological mother is a super-class hooker herself?
Don't hate the vice because your mum was once on the streetz selling her body to Hot bastards like your dad.
Anyways, try and spew something constructive for once.
If u got nuthing to say then don't say nothing.
I feel pity doing this to u but u ASKED for it.
self-service off, Geezer!!!!!!!!!!!!


@ RUUDIE,
He should stay down this time around.
The dude is a poof.

Did u say combination of luck, consistency and injury free-season?

Well. . . . . . . . .United did have an injury-ful season and didn't particularly had consistency but STILL won the title.
Loyika, whats your point?
Do u know what it means to see a team list and u start shivering? That is what Barcelona are now.

Barcelona ended with Zilch last season to a stupid scheme called head to head in their league system.
They scored more goals than Real Madrid and had more goals difference but lost the title to head to head.
In England, Barca would have won the title with grace so i cannot really say they lost the title.
Even if they did, that is how Champions are expected to go down not the way Mourinho went down and telling his fans to put their chins up.
Put their chins up after being charged exorbitant ticket fees and splashing massive amounts on liabilities like Shevchenko and Ballack?
Puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease.

Man Utd's got a massive pit-bullish kinda team now.
United's best 11 is the best in the land and i once told ya its 11 against 11 but it is not really 11 against 11 sometimes.
Arsenal pulverised Everton 7-0 and is this supposed to be 11 against 11?
Sometimes the quality of a team makes em 33 against 11 as was evident in United's last match in Asia.
So u think the gooners are capable of beating United again? I will be looking forward to that but lets save it till the time comes.


@ Kitaun,


Its not like that. Everyone gets dodgy as soon as Man United joins any party.
Imagine one law applying to Liverpool and another applying to Man United.
Meanwhile, On Obi's case . . . . .Chelsea didn't beat Man United to it. The deal was resolved by Alex Ferguson himself as he agreed to let the poor boy go to Chelsea. If Ferguson had remained stubborn to the last, Mikel would still be neither there nor here. Intelligent Chelski fans will confirm this statement.

U cannot compare Hargreaves profile to Tevez. We are talking about the 1st player to win South American player of the year THRICE in succession and u are talking Hargreaves.
Tevez has always been a controversial player. His move to Corinthians in Brazil generated more controversy than this present deal.
On the day he was to be presented as a player of the Brazilian club, Tevez turned up in a MAN UTD JERSEY. How contorversial is that?  

Comparing Robinho to Tevez? C'mon.
Robinho was in South America when Tevez was clinching all the awards winnable. Who the Bleep is Robinho?
Robinho appears kool because he plays around Zizou, and other Galacticos. Wait till Tevez join forces with Rooney and Scholes.
Tevez will blaze the league. . . . . . The controversy around him will put him on the spot like Ronaldo last season and this is what this hispanics need to fire 'em up.
Lets see what pans out but i know u envy me as a United fan now.

Adebayor?
I am sure if MUKI trains for 10 days, she will be better than Adebayor.
Mukina2, where ya boobs boots @?

Yes, we are yet to land him.  
However, it doesn't stop Zealots like u to imagine the threat United will pose to ya title chase if we sign Tevez.
I love the publicity, the raw fear and the controversy. This is what makes MAN UNITED thick.
Imagine the income in merchandise Tevez will generate if he eventually signs.
The whole world will watch the press conference and this is what makes my club thick.

Messi is in line but dont say i didnt warn u.
I am revealing a top secret right from the director's office @ OT.
Ferguson has been given massive amounts of millions by the Glazers to get anyone obtainable and he is going for broke.
If he signs Tevez . . . . .He wlda spent close to 90 million pounds this summer.
What does that tell ya?

@ Kitaun,
I have told u time and time again that i wld rather have Tevez than have no one and let SAHA continue to deceive us.
Huntelaar was ma 1st choice and we can't have him yet so i am supporting the gaffer for bringing TEVEZ.
United fans have experimented with TEVEZ on game consoles and boyyyyyyyyyyyyyy, the outcome was devastating to the other clubs.
Save Barcelona's fantastic four, United's attack is the most potent, ugliest and most feared in the whole wide world.
The prospects is mouth-watering and i can begin to understand why people like u are against the move.

People are quick to query the move as being an overkill. Why wasn't Barcelona criticised for landing Henry.
Check this out, Eto'o, Henry, Messi and Ronaldinho(fantastic four) plus Gudjohnsen, Ezquerro and Maxi Lopez waiting in the wings.
Yaya Toure, Eric Abidal and Gabriel Milito were also signed and people aint opening their mouths to that.
United has money available to spend . . . . . Let em spend it.
The aim is to retain the title and i am confident United will clinch it again much easier than last season's chase.

@ Loyika,

United wanting to sign Patrick Vieira was just a rumour.
Players are usually linked to big clubs like United but that is where the buck stops.
I cannot begin to mention the number of wierd names that have been linked to Man United in the past.
As for Gabriel Heinze, the player himself is yet to speak that he wants to join Liverpool. The agent is the slowpoke making the moves and Heinze has spoken he will only leave UNITED if Ferguson tells him to leave.

What is necessary to sign a player is not the issue here.
A player is available in the market and a club wants to buy . . . . . What's the fuss about that?
If Mikel's Obi(relatively unknown player) case was necessary for Chelsea to pursue then i think United should pursue Teves to the end.
If Ashley Cole was so necessary Chelsea had to tap him up in a London Hotel then Man Utd should persevere and land Tevez.
Any United supporter saying the deal won't be worth the aggro is a HUMAN MUTT because no one knew the deal was this complicated.
Ferguson was offered Tevez last summer and he declined because of the 3rd party issues as at then. He decided to pursue the deal now because Mascherano left in January without a fuss so why can't Tevez leave now?

The reason Chelsea is not bidding is because Roman has already stated he wont be splashing on any player for the moment. Majority of Chelski's signings are free transfer. Liverpool already bought Torres and they wouldn't need a player like Tevez.
Arsenal? Wenger will need to sell The Emirates to afford a player like Tevez which leaves Man Utd as the only party interested.
Why is everyone(non-man utd fans) getting itchy about this Tevez deal? Is it because u guys realise the threat United might be?
Le Chacal can smell raw fear in the enemy camps.
Y'all aint seen nothing yet. Messi is the next target sometime next summer.
Tevez . . . . . . . . . . Your Jersey is waiting for u at OT!!!!!!!!!!

THE BOYS THAT WILL RULE THE PREMIERSHIP.

Hoi Hoi,

U forgot to add . . . . . . . .SCUM CHAMPIONS.!!!!!!!!!!!

Ohhhhh Ma Days . . . . . . .Its confession time.

I hate the BLUES.
They are the most digusting, two-faced bastard club in the whole country and the facts speak for itself.
Chelsea's administrations reeks of filth and corruption and it flows from the head to the players on the pitch and its slowly infecting the fans, especially the monkey-ass on this thread.

When would u blue-blooded zombies realise there's a power shift?
United are the champions so stop hating. You need to go and put your house in order and see the way things are done @ Man Utd.
We don't have 4 managers like u've got. Roman, Kenyon, Frank and Jose.
Maybe this is the reason why Gallas said u got no class and he was proved right.


U dont give a hoot about Tevez? Yea right.
Razorr has contributed more than 500 comments on this Tevez issue alone and she doesnt give a hoot. She will def'ly crash Nairaland with comments if she does give a hoot. What a Arrow!!!!!!!!!!
So Tevez and Rooney are ugly? I am having a laugh. Claude Makelele and Geremi are hot, innit?
Wht about Drogba who still perms his hair in this day and age? Or the scruffy-looking and unkempt Michael Essien?

Man Utd cannot be fined. We are not Chelski who went all the way to tap Ashley Cole in a cheap hotel.
Kenyon could as well have met him in Wenger's garden to do the tapping up. How sick is that?
Man Utd don't get caught and thats the difference between being SMART and being a DUD like y'all CHELSKITES.
Take a breather . . . . . . Christmas is over.
You don't need to be a rocket scientist to know the fall of the roman empire is here. Take a look at your summer signings.
Bleep CHELSEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Loyika,

Why blame UNITED? The Tevez saga had nothing to do with Man Utd.
Arsenal and Chelsea would have had the same problems if they had bidded for Tevez. The FA and West Ham are in a big cover-up that might explode before our eyes soonest.
Fergie wants to sign Carlos because SAHA is very unreliable and RUUD's not been replaced.
Don't blame Man Utd for spoilin' emselves a little.


Gabriel Heinze's alleged move to Liverpool is an abomination.
C'mon, Liverpool is Man Utd's biggest rival.
Forget United's rivalry with Arsenal and Chelsea . . . . . .these rivalries are manager-made.
Traditionally, Liverpool is United's biggest enemies so Rafa Benitez and Gabby Heinze should take history lessons before dreaming of a move from United to Liverpool.
United WILL NEVER sell to Liverpool, Arsenal or Chelsea.
Man Utd is now privately-owned business, there's no pressure to sell before a contract ends so United will rather let Heinze's contracts run out before they sell him to any club. If there's any offer from overseas, United might consider but forget Heinze going to any of the top 4 clubs in England.


@ Razorr,
You are spewing shit, bollocks and balderdash welded together.
If Javier Mascherano's move to Liverpool is legal and binding, then there shouldn't be any problem with Tevez's deal.
The same clause that covered Mascherano should be covering Carlos Tevez so West Ham will definitely lose at the High Court.
Why would the FA punish KIA? Since when did Agents become fugitives in England? The problem here is who owns the economic rights, not the players registration
The economic rights is who gets paid what when the player moves to another club? KIA owns that right and i am sure that will be cleared pretty soon.

Man Utd could be guilty of tapping up? Yea right . George Bush could be guilty of WAR CRIMES against Humanity in IRAQ.
Definitely, according to you, Liverpool is also guilty of tapping up.
Lemme simply say if the court decides West Ham have no economic rights of Tevez, the issue will end there and disappears.
They cannot be fined or points-docked again as u cannot prosecute a body TWICE on the same charge. Any law student will tell u that.
West Ham was fined 5 million pounds on this Tevez issue once and i doubt they can be fined again on the same allegation.

You even said Tevez will be without a club if West Ham gets punished? Thats the joke of the century.
Tevez will be a free agent if West Ham gets punished and that means he can join United anytime in the year without being restricted to the transfer window.
Either way, Tevez will join Man Utd. West Ham will sell if they own him. KIA will sell if he owns him.
West Ham have not said they are not selling Tevez to United. The issue is where the money goes and once the court has reached a decision, United pays to the appropriate party and everyone is happy as larry.

Hey lass, You need to go and brush up your legal instincts.

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Now y'all guys are now seeing what i was saying 3 weeks ago.
United needs a RUUD, Berbatov or Huntelaar.
We are incomplete without someone playing that role. A target man.

Razorr is going to sleep?
Who has got a feeling Razorr SNORES and DROOLS when she sleeps?
I do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anyone else?

Thats cheeky.
Anywayze, u forgot to tell me where and when this shit is going down.
Gimme the full details . . . . . . .Please.
Whats the grand prize?

@ Razorr,

Please don't throw toddler tantrums here.
We are trying to have a decent conversation.
Remember u once told me u have virtually won everything u have contested for in your life BECAUSE YOU ARE A CHIC.
Let people use their church-mind to figure out how u did it with style n grace.


@ Muks,
I dont know who u talking about.
I cant do the math.
The only name in me head now is Razorr.

@ michelin89,

Whats Nairaland 2007?
Is there a beauty pageant show coming up on Nairaland?
Dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyum, this blog never ceases to amaze me.
Erm, erm where is it taking place? Online or Lagos?
Make sure Razorr does not contest for it. She will win it cos she knows how to work her way to the top.

Is it the lessons that count or the trophy?
U must have a rocket brain to have thunk it through like that.
An average gooner is yearning for titles and trophies no matter how small.
Peops are getting edgy in Highbury. Spurs are stepping up and everyone generally has increased the tempo.
Liverpool has finished above Arsenal twice in the last 2 seasons.
I saw Pompey, Liverpool and Fulham today at the Asian cup and they have stepped up.
What is Wenger doing to counter this surge?

This free-kick banter must stop.
Its getting monotonous.
Mukina and Razorr? Whats wrong with all y'all?
Your husbands must have gone on a trip or sweating it out on some other ladies because typical housewives should be at home by now making stew for the kids.

@ Muks,

United's loss to Arsenal in the league last season became academic as United went on to win the league.
I already told u. . . . .I can fast and pray for Arsenal to take 6 points from United as long as United wins the league.
I don't mind losing every season to Arsenal till year 3000 as long as Fergie wins the Prem trophy.
No one will remember that . . . . . they will remember who won what last season so lets move on.

I rest my case.
Those boys sometimes look too young for the expectations and the responsibilities they shoulder.
The burden is too tiresome and people dont understand these lads are still learning.
If Wenger had used Gallas and Henry(just 2 additions) in the Carling cup final against Chelsea then Arsenal could have won the game easily.
What Arsenal lacked on the day was the imperious presence of a player like Gallas in the defence and a calm striker in Henry's making in the attack.
Adebayor and Walcott were just too subtle to trouble a very mean Chelsea defence.
This is why i think Wenger should blend the old and the new breed. It works.

@ Debosky,
Thats exactly my point.
Players like Silvestre and Brown are known as squad players.
When the 1st team players get injured/suspended, these players fill in for them and everything looks cheesy and cosy.
What do u think would have happened if Wenger had senior members last season when ur young guns were getting crocked here n there?
Arsenal wouldn't have struggled so bad if they had squad players in their team last season.
This is where i think Arsene is getting shit wrong.

@ Debosky,

I owe u a bottle of Moet n Chanddon Champagne for revealing the truth this early.
So u mean Razorr is impregnable?
I see . . . . . . . She's too gay to be a chic.

@ Debosky,

United won the league 4 years ago. A year further away than Arsenal's INVINCIBILITY.
Ferguson still have RIO FERDINAND, PAUL SCHOLES, RYAN GIGGS, MIKEL SILVESTRE, WES BROWN, GARY NEVILLE and JOHN O'SHEA.
Why can't WENGER keep his senior players and let the kids learn from them?

Its a massive revolution for ARSENAL.
I can only hope Wenger doesn't get it wrong this time around.
The Arsenal team that won the league 3 years ago was called the INVINCIBLES.
How many players of the INVINCIBLE team are left at ARSENAL now?

DENNIS BERGKAMP(Retired last year)

ANTONIO REYES(Spent last season on loan at Real Madrid. He is expected to leave Arsenal soon).

LAUREN(Moved to Portsmouth in January)

FREDDIE LJUNBERG(Signed for West Ham yesterday)

THIERRY HENRY(Moved to Barcelona this summer)

ROBERT PIRES(Joined Valencia last summer)

ASHLEY COLE([/b]Signed for Chelsea last summer)

[b]RAY PARLOUR(Left for Middlesboro in 2004. Currently without a club)

EDU(Went to Valencia on a free transfer)

SOL CAMPBELL(Moved to Portsmouth last summer)

PATRICK VIEIRA(Joined Juventus two years ago before moving to internazionale last summer)


*******Only Jens Lehmann, Kolo Toure, Senderos and Gilberto Silva are the remaining members of the phenomenal squad left at Arsenal.
Is this a crisis? YES. The end of an ERA? Yes.

Conclusion: It's either Arsene Wenger is exceptionally smart or exceptionally stupid

@ Mukina2,

Whats up wiv this free-kick and free-slaps flying around?
Make me understand what it means cos i am rearing to have a go at Razorr.
Which is more painful? Freekick or Freeslap?

THE Carlos Tevez affair took a dramatic double twist today.

FIFA firstly recommended the row over the Argentinian's transfer from West Ham to Manchester United be referred to the Court of Arbitration for Sport.

But businessman Kia Joorabchian, who claims he owns Tevez's economic rights and is therefore entitled to a transfer fee, took the matter into his own hands later on by starting High Court proceedings against West Ham over their refusal to sell the player.

A writ was served this afternoon on the club’s solicitors by lawyers acting on behalf of Joorabchian’s companies MSI and Just Sports Inc.

Solicitor Graham Shear of lawyers Teacher Stern Selby said in a statement: “I can confirm the companies (MSI and Just Sports Inc) have today begun High Court proceedings against West Ham.

“This afternoon a High Court writ was served on the football club’s solicitors.

“The companies seek the court’s intervention to compel West Ham to release the registration of Carlos Tevez in accordance with contracts entered into between the parties.

“We are asking the court to intervene so that Carlos Tevez can be registered to play with Manchester United as soon as possible.”

Football's world governing body were earlier called in to clarify whether West Ham should receive a transfer fee for Tevez, 23, as stipulated by the Premier League.

FIFA spokesman Andreas Herren said: "The recommendation from FIFA to the FA and the Premier League is to go to the Court of Arbitration for Sport."

FIFA came to their decision following a high level meeting with FA and Premier League officials in Zurich yesterday.

Their legal team considered the case overnight before recommending the Court of Arbitration for Sport rule on the matter.

Herren said: "Under the circumstances it was felt it would be in the best interest of all parties to take this course.

"It looks like being the fastest way of resolving this matter.

"It is not a refusal by FIFA to get involved, quite the contrary. It is a recommendation by FIFA to opt for this way."

FIFA's senior legal counsel has been in touch with the Football Association and the Premier League to advise them of their decision.

The recommendation to go to the Court of Arbitration for Sport applies to West Ham and Tevez but not Manchester United, who are not regarded as directly involved in the dispute.

The Premier League welcomed FIFA's decision.

A Premier League spokesman said: "The Premier League and FA are grateful to FIFA for considering this issue. We are supportive of the recommendation that if all parties are in agreement the matter should be referred to the Court of Arbitration for Sport."

A West Ham statement added: "We're happy for the matter to go to CAS if it is with the agreement of all parties."

Stake ur boobs on it!!!!!!!!!
Tevez will wear the number 8 shirt for MAN UTD come next season.

Keep ranting!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
United's defence is better than Chelsea's(The PFA team of last season proved this).
Every Man Utd defender made the PFA team. Where was Chelsea's?
Even the Terrys, Carvalhos and the Ferreiras all voted for Man Utd's defence as the best in the land if everyone remains FIT.
Every United defender scored goals last season except Gary Neville. Can u say the same about Chelsea? Nah.
We don't have any problem in the defence line.
O'Shea, Neville, Brown, Rio, Vidic, Silvestre, Evra, Heinze and the youngsters are capable of shoring things up at the back.


The attack line is where United is deficient after selling Ruud Van Nistelrooy 2 seasons ago.
He needs to be replaced and fast.
The attack is the only department United didnt have a candidate in the PFA and thats bad news with United's standard.
We have always had the best strikers since the start of the Premiership so dont blame Ferguson for trying to sign Tevez.
Fergie just wanna make sure the title remains in Manchester.
The Boss holds the 4 aces on this one. United want Tevez and must sign Tevez.
Tevez is worth evey penny of the 30 million quid. He was average last season cos he played for a mediocre team.
Ferguson will make him good and he will deliver once he starts playing with smoking aces like Ronaldo+Rooney+Scholes+Nani.
U can never have enough players. U dont believe me? Ask AC Milan/Inter Milan or even Real Madrid.

You are such a laugh.
CAS will be faster than FIFA as FIFA lawyers even recommended it.
Mikel Obi's case took FIFA forever to resolve and it was FERGIE that even made the deal possible at the end of a year-long wait.
Its the fastest way of resolving the issue and i am confident United will land their man.
Meanwhile, remember what happened when Essien refused to train with his teammates at Lyon when Chelsea was bidding?
How long can u keep an unhappy player in your team who is worth 30 million pounds? Eggert will sell him faster than Mc Donalds sell their Big Mac.
Its so sure Tevez is going one way and that way is Old Trafford.
The Hammers and KIA are all happy to sell to Man Utd. The only snag is where the fees go to. 
Tevez's jersey is waiting for him at OT.

You have just showed that u are a semi-illiterate.
FIFA not ruling on this issue does not mean Tevez can't come to Man United.
FIFA does not normally decide on this kind of transfer as it is a local transfer within the same country.
The 3rd party issue is legal in some countries but not anymore in England so i aint surprised FIFA can't do shit.
Whether CAS decides on it or not. . . . . . . .  .Tevez will not wear a West Ham jersey next season.

He has told Magnusson and West Ham to rip up whatever contracts they had in the past.
KIA owns Tevez's economic rights so the deal can definitely go on with or without FA's blessings.
United lawyers are confident the deal can be sealed but GILL thought FIFA might be able to rule on the impasse.
Its good news for United fans that FIFA can't do shyte about it.

United wins no matter what happens.
West Ham will sell to Man Utd if they get the economic rights on Tevez
KIA will sell to Man Utd if he gets the economic rights on Tevez.
Tevez is definitely not going back to the HAMMERS so the issue can resolve itself naturally.
The matter CAN ONLY go to the CAS if all the parties involved agrees to it.
Its now a case between Tevez and West Ham and with KIA's evidences against the Hammers. . . . . . .West Ham will back off.
Say if, hypothetically, the CAS decides to rule on it. What is the solution?
CAS of course will also say there's nuthing much they can do about it and a solution must present itself before the 31st of August.
I am loving it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Luiz Ronaldo of Brazil is the most cool-headed player in the world.
U expect a player of his talents to complain, show-off or kick players but he doesn't
Ronaldo is a a role model young kids should emulate.