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Sports › Re: Who Will Be The Next African Player Of The Year? by Jackal(m): 1:28pm On Jul 24, 2007
samuel etoo.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here (Old) by Jackal(m): 1:26pm On Jul 24, 2007
@ A-40,

Bury the hatchet, please. Put everything behind u.
Lets be more constructive cos its a new week.
Enough name calling and bickering . . . . .What are Mourinho's chances of winning the title next season?
Sports › Re: Mourinho Decides To Talkless Next Season by Jackal(m): 11:14am On Jul 24, 2007
He will hide.
His bloated ego was dented by Alex Ferguson last season so he has no say this season.
The plonker is trying to transfer the pressure of winning the title back to Ferguson and it won't work.
Chelsea's transfer market this summer has been poor and i don't really envisage any change.
What changes would Ben Haim or Sidwell bring to Chelsea?
Now he wants to revert back to the 4-3-3 system . . . . . . .Will it accomodate Lampard and Ballack and Mikel Obi? The answer is NO.
Jose has lost the plot and only time will tell how far behind Chelsea will be with thier poor signings and stupid tactics.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 11:03am On Jul 24, 2007
Exactly!!!! You took that from me mouth.
Go and find something to do. Try sewing for a start or think deep about Chelsea's chances of bouncing back.
That should use up your time and stop arguing over what u don't know.

Secondly, lemme make it clear that the size of a brain has nuthing to do with its efficiency.
If this is so, then Gorillas, Elephants and Whales should be the smartest animals in the world.
You are too shallow-minded to know all these things so i wont even bother trying to impart knowledge into ur dank senses.
Pay attention and learn when i spew.
Raise ur IQ levelz.

Man Utd is on top of their game at the moment. They are simply UNSTOPPABLE.
If u compare the signings of both clubs then u know the tide has changed. Sidwell? Ben Haim? Pizarro?
Surely, Roman Abrahamovic has tightened his pockets and has refused to splash money on more flops.
The last time i checked, his position has dropped from the 11th richest man in the world to 16th.
Mourinho has succeeded in eating into Roman's vaults. grin grin

Mourinho has confirmed he will mellow down this new season--Thanks to Ferguson for deflating his ego.
Jose should ask around what Sir Alex did to Kevin Keegan's career. Maybe Jose forgot Fergie's been here for 21 years and he is the master of mind games. Jose must now learn to keep his trap shut and tread with care.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:39am On Jul 24, 2007
The only lunatic here is U.
U still cannot read between the lines.
FIFA will decide who gets the money and United will pay the party handsomely.
I dont really see how that is difficult unless the Hammers are not selling and believe me Hammers will sell.
They bought Ljunberg because they now know its INEVITABLE Carlos will leave for United.

CARLOS TEVEZ will be a MAN UNITED PLAYER in the coming weeks.
Why are u concerned about this issue?
TEVEZ is neither a Chelsea target nor a Chelsea player so whats the fuss about?
I think someone is scared shitless here. They can see it coming.
Anutha 8 point lead by Christmas, Another Premiership title for Man United, Another Man United dominance in 2007/08.
U aint seen nothing yet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 10:22am On Jul 24, 2007
@ Razorr,

If KIA pipes down, West Ham will sell to Man Utd.
If West Ham pipes down, KIA will sell to Man Utd.
Where the money goes shouldnt have been a problem but the English FA are always making stupid laws to back up their own selfish interests.
Other leagues in Europe see nothing wrong with 3rd parties in transfer deals but not the EPL.
Anyways,
The only sure thing here is Tevez will NOT play for West Ham United next season.
Its surer than the rising of the sun in the east.

Shevchenko flopped because Mourinho could not work his highly defensive team around Sheva.
It had nothing to do with the player, Mourinho's defensive and cautious style of play was the major factor why Shevchenko flopped.
Kezman. . . .Check.  Crespo . . . .Check   Gudjohnsen. . . . Check    Drogba(1st 2 seasons). . . . . .Check.
It means in 3 seasons under Jose Mourinho, Chelsea has been able to produce just a single potent striker in Didier Drogba.
If u bring Leo Messi, Luca Toni, Samuel Etoo and Henry to Chelsea, they will still struggle to score goals because Mourinho is not adventurous.
His policy has always been defend, defend and defend plus lunge long balls forward and lets hope they make mistakes. grin grin grin
Any striker in the world MUST flop at Chelsea. Its not a myth, its a FACT.
Sports › Re: West Ham Have Completed The Signing Of Freddie Ljungberg by Jackal(m): 10:10am On Jul 24, 2007
@ Vieira,

Why do u guys always beef any player leaving Arsenal for another club?
Players have to move on and i think Ljunberg had a wonderful time at Arsenal.
He just felt its time he moves on and let the young kids develop and break into the 1st team.
I wish Freddie well cos he was Man United's biggest threat back in the days. cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 9:58am On Jul 24, 2007
I am yet to see anyone better than u that spits shyte.
Baptista and Sheva? They were new-comers to the league and they flopped big time.
Tevez has already finished a season at West Ham and he single-handedly got the Hammers out of Relegation waters.
If Tevez can shine in a team with 2 good players, i wonder what he will be in a team of 20 good players. grin

You don't seem to understand what is going on?
KIA wants Tevez to go to Man Utd, Hammers are willing to sell to Man Utd. The issue here is where the funds should go to.
Its different from Hammers not wanting to sell or KIA not wanting to let Carlos go to Man Utd in the case of Obi Mikel.
The only club willing to buy here is Man Utd so there can be no doubts Tevez will end up a Man Utd player.

If FA/FIFA rules West Ham have no economic rights whatsoever on Carlos Tevez, Tevez will become a free agent and that means he can JOIN Man Utd at any time during the season without worrying about any shitty transfer window.
The August 31 deadline will not affect him as he would have become a free agent.
No matter how u look at it, United hold all the 4 aces.
If West Ham wins, Tevez will join United, If KIA wins Tevez will still join Man Utd.
Should both of them win, Tevez will definitely join Man Utd.
The only way Tevez cannot join Man Utd is if FA/FIFA decides not to intervene on the matter which is IMPOSSIBLE.
Do u now understand the situation, DUMBO? kiss kiss


The contract logjams at Chelsea is Lampard and Terry's situation.
I can understand Terry demanding a pay rise after getting 70k a week throughout last season but Fat Frank?
C'mon . . . . . What makes him better than Obi Mikel? Zilch.
The $64,000 questioon here is why does Fat Frank gets booed anytime he wears the 3-LIONS shirt?
We can understand why Cristiano gets booed in England ----He got Rooney out in a world cup match and England lost the match, quite understandable!!!!!!
But why does Frank get booed?
Well . . . . .its because the whole country has BELATEDLY come to the conclusion that Lampard is a bag of bollocks who can't play football to save his momma's life in ICU.
He is another example of a national deception. shocked shocked shocked
Roman, sell Lampard now!!!!!!!!!!!!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 9:34am On Jul 24, 2007
@ Razorr,

Worry more about ur club, leave Man Utd and Tevez alone.
I cannot understand why u have multiple erections for Tevez when there are contract log-jams in Chelsea.
Man Utd will sign Tevez whether the FA likes it or not.
Eggert himself has conceded he will let Tevez go and play Champions league in a bigger club.
Tevez will not play anywhere else apart from Man Utd?

On the issue of flopping, u can dismiss that with the back of ur hand.
Tevez is not a new-comer. He already had a brilliant season in a smaller club and has adapted very well to the pace of the English league.
Carlos will set the league ablaze if he joins United. U don't need a rocket-science brain to work that out.
United will score more goals, win more matches and almost certainly, retain the title.
Check. . . .  Ronaldo, Rooney, Tevez and Nani . . . . . . The best young talents in the world.
Only Barcelona's fantastic four is better than United's attack line.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 6:54pm On Jul 23, 2007
@ Dr Kit,

The reverse is the case.
When they say 4 weeks its actually gonna be 2 weeks.
Besides, do u know how many United players that can fit in that role?
Giggs, O'shea, Fletcher, Anderson, Hargreaves, Smithy and Carrick.
We got replacements all over the place so we won't miss him.
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 6:47pm On Jul 23, 2007
grin grin grin grin grin

Mate, u are off your head.
I am glad u now see yourself as a lunatic.
Stain u? The only thing with stain is your greasy ass oozing out pungent sweats.
This babe is so twisted it begs belief.
You are such an animal caged with a large dose of craze in your system.
Babes, u need Jesus in your life.
Bitches like u suck willies for free in Soho.

@ Mrpataki,
You can sit on the fence. cheesy
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 6:41pm On Jul 23, 2007
I throw tantrums only when a chic with a manliness start acting macho.
Jeje is about to cross a gunline that will leave her 6 feet deep.
There are some WARS u can never win . . . . . . Jeje should try and understand this.
How can a pygmy win a headlock with 10 ft Gorilla in a headlock?

@ Jeje,
I dont really need to come near ur ass to whup it cos it stinks!!!!!!!
What about using a 12-yard horse-whip to slap it crazy. grin grin grin grin
Your ass can't be different from a horse's arse so dont sweat the technique.
Queue behind ur gay-ass? I have a better chance joining the BNP.
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 6:34pm On Jul 23, 2007
Jeje da BITCH,

Temper Temper!!!!!!!!!
It seems u are a lil bit jumpy this evening. Please thread carefully.
Name calling might get ur ass whupped.
A word is enough for the WISE.
Be smart, stop acting like a retard.
Romance › Re: Her Last 3 Boyfriends Die Mysteriously,would You Still Date Her? by Jackal(m): 6:31pm On Jul 23, 2007
I would date her.
It will definitely be an adventure and i love taking risks.
Bizarre, but this brings an opportunity to play a cat n mouse game with DEATH.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 5:47pm On Jul 23, 2007
I will remind you.
KJ has got the economic rights on TEVEZ and not the HAMMERS.
United's lawyers are saying TEVEZ can have his medicals but Gill wanted FIFA to see to it first.
If FIFA says they can't handle it then TEVEZ will jet in again and complete his medicals.

FA wont do shyte to Man Utd.
KJ has evidences capable of destroying the FA over West Ham's saga with Sheffield United.
Its what the whole Manchester fans are waiting for.
I can guarantee u Tevez will be unveiled in the next few weeks.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 5:29pm On Jul 23, 2007
@ Razorr,

Seems u dont understand what is happening.
Whatever happens, Man Utd wins.
Eggert confirmed this morning he thinks Tevez wants to play in the Champions League and he will let him go.
Worst case scenario. . . . . . The 2 parties will work out something and let Tevez come to Man Utd.
I am 100% certain Tevez will not play for the HAMMERS next season. Nothing is as sure as that.
No one else is bidding for Tevez so Man Utd wins in all fronts whether FIFA can decide or not.
Sports › Re: Are Pro Evo Makers Man U Supporters? by Jackal(m): 5:05pm On Jul 23, 2007
U refuse to cower?
Then remain BEATEN n Mashed up.
I detest stubborn peops like u.
grin grin grin grin grin grin

MAN UTD 4 EVER.
Sports › Re: Are Pro Evo Makers Man U Supporters? by Jackal(m): 4:41pm On Jul 23, 2007
@doyin13,

Why hate Man Utd?
U can only HATE Man Utd cos they win everything, innit?
Man Utd is a bonz team so join the winning team.

Back to Pro-Evo, AC Milan should beat Man Utd.
What series of Pro-Evo do u play right now? I can tell u one or 2 tricks to beat Man Utd easily and neutralise Ronaldo's threats if it will make u happy. grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 4:05pm On Jul 23, 2007
Anutha match-practice for Man Utd.
Shenzen 0-6 Man Utd and Ronaldo and Rooney keep scoring again and again.
Nani also scored on his debut and he celebrated wiv a crazy somersault.

Wazza, O'Shea and Eagles all found the net as United ran rings around the home side.
I think its time for these boys to face Inter Milan.
Letz see how they cope facing a tough opposition.
Romance › Re: Why Do Men Want To Marry Virgins? by Jackal(m): 3:43pm On Jul 23, 2007
Why men want virgins?
Its because we have been brain-washed like SEUN said.
What makes us men think all Virgins are innocent in the 1st place.
Besides, no one has been able to clearly define who a virgin is cos i dunno.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 2:30pm On Jul 23, 2007
Having considered the 2 football shirts carefully, i can say the gooners jersey is better.
Drogba looked as if he was wearing a flourescent bulb. grin grin grin grin grin
Chelsea should sack samsung mobile for choosing this ugly design.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 2:25pm On Jul 23, 2007
Heinze determined to fight for his shirt.

Heinze has been linked with a transfer to United's Premier League rivals Liverpool, but Old Trafford manager Sir Alex Ferguson has previously dismissed the move and is confident the Argentina defender will report for pre-season training.

However, Heinze, who is on a short break before returning to action after competing in the Copa America, has now stated that he deserves a United starting role.

"I will only leave if Alex Ferguson says to my face I do not enter in his plans," Heinze told the News of the World.

"I don't consider myself inferior to anyone.

"This is a delicate subject, especially for the fans.

"I believe that to leave United for Liverpool would not be understood by them."

Heinze has made 75 United starts since a £6.9million move from Paris Saint Germain in 2004, but last season he lost his place in Ferguson's first-team to Patrice Evra.

http://home.skysports.com/list.aspx?hlid=478091&CPID=8&clid=1&lid=3&title=Heinze+wants+starting+role
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 2:20pm On Jul 23, 2007
@ Razorr,

The shirt aint really bad at all.
Its loads better than Chelski community worker's vest. grin

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only (Old) by Jackal(m): 1:52pm On Jul 23, 2007
@ Loyiks,

Ljunberg off to West Ham?
What is going on?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan thread: Forever Reds by Jackal(m): 1:51pm On Jul 23, 2007
@ J-K,

What is really going on with Heinze?
Is this how he wants to repay Fergie's loyalty to him in his months of injury?
Going to the SCOUSERS from Man Utd is almost an abomination . . . . . . I think it's his agent that is making prickish moves as Heinze himself is yet to speak to Fergie.

I also heard Ljunberg is about to be unveiled by West Ham today.
Things are really moving . . . . . .This might be the most exciting season ever in the history of the Prem.
FIFA and FA are meeting this afternoon to resolve Tevez's deal.
I hope they come out with something good.
Sports › Re: Are Pro Evo Makers Man U Supporters? by Jackal(m): 11:07pm On Jul 22, 2007
@ doyin13,

Manchester United is good cos they rate these teams according to their strength in the Premiership.
Moreover, there are many English players in the team and English players are highly rated if not over-rated on Pro-evo or any football game.
With Man Utd, plus the fact that i support 'em, i can beat any team in any football game.
The few teams close to Man Utd on PES is AC Milan and Chelsea.

U can actually beat Man Utd with these teams but u will need all the grit and determination to accomplish this.
Its not that Pro-Evo are Man Utd supporters, its because of the over-rated English players on it.
Cristiano Ronaldo can out-run, out-play almost any defender with ease.
Its unbelievable.
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 10:19pm On Jul 22, 2007
And MUKINA2 looks like TARIBO WEST. grin grin grin
grin grin grin grin grin grin
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 10:05pm On Jul 22, 2007
@ Mukina2,

Hold your fire . . . . . . . .Why are u rippin' ROONEY up?
Sagna is a cross of a Gorilla and Martin Keown. Deal with that!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ J-K,
Dont mind these playa-haters.
Rooney is SHREK, Rooney is UGLY, ROONEY is a tout but he can PLAY soccer.
Tell me Wenger or Jose Mourinho wont sign Rooney if he becomes available tomorrow.
C'mon. . . . .If Jose can sign Ben Haim or Sidwell, he will sign FLETCHER let alone, WAZZA.
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 10:16pm On Jul 21, 2007
@ Somze,

U stole from Papoose.
What did ur foster poppa say when u admitted to him u developed sticky fingers?
Come back here and tell us what he said.

Honestly, this is ma final straw with u.
U r too dumb to even follow a simple instruction.
Get off me back . . . . . . .I am done, exhausted and knackered about drumming notes into ur crack-head.

I am signing off finally . . . . . . . U can suck me manliness.
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 10:01pm On Jul 21, 2007
@ Somze,

U are repeating urself.
I said u should go and admit to ur foster Daddy that u are a rap thief stealing Papoose's lyrics.
It is simple.
Come back and tell me what he feels about ur appaling actions then we can patch on a wavelength.
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 9:51pm On Jul 21, 2007
Thats it now . . . . .
I am signing out.
NL cant handle my flame. . . . .
Sports › Re: Free Kicks: The Real Players by Jackal(m): 9:48pm On Jul 21, 2007
Wound me?
This chics are not even regarding my job as a JUDGE.
Dayyyyyyyyum, touch me and i will put u in PRISON.

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