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I watched it on MUTV.

Van der Sar should be beaten for conceding the 1st goal.
We should be thinking of replacing that plonker. He looked rusty.

Ronaldo gave the Asian fans something to wow about.
As usual, he was outstanding and he topped it up with a goal.

I think Fergie will have to shave his hair at the end of next season because Ronaldo might win the 20-goal bet.
He now makes runs to get through-passes and he is more hungrier for goals.

The team played well, the only worry was Edwin and Evra was stretched by the Urawa's right winger( a brazilian) to a point of no return.
Paul Scholes was imperious in the midfield, orchestrating passes and Giggs was a decoy making dangerous runs in and out of the pack.

Wazza wasted 2 glorious chances and we should have won if he wasn't thinking of Coleen.
Apart from this, he combined well with Cristiano and Giggs and the passes were tantalisingly CRISP.

United truly looked like the champions of England.

TEVEZ MEDICAL MIGHT BE DELAYED


UNITED'S hopes of Carlos Tevez undergoing a medical tomorrow are in limbo after they failed to secure permission for the tests from West Ham.

The Argentina striker flew in to Manchester tonight and United had been preparing to put the 23-year-old to go through a series of fitness and medical checks.

However, one club is not allowed to give a player a medical unless his current club agree and although United have made West Ham aware of their wishes, the London side will not give formal permission for a medical until they have been made - and accepted - an offer.

West Ham remain adamant they hold Tevez’s registration, that he is contracted to them for another three years and that they have unilaterally terminated all third-party agreements with Tevez’s representative Kia Joorabchian.

Joorabchian maintains his company Media Sports Investments (MSI) own the economic rights to the player, who has already agreed personal terms with Manchester United.

United chief executive David Gill, who is in the Far East on the club’s tour, insisted yesterday a medical would take place this week but said the deal had become “over-complicated”.

Gill said: “Effectively, we are trying to work with four parties - the player, West Ham, the company who own Carlos’ economic rights and the Premier League - in order to sort it out.


“The process is ongoing. The player will have a medical at some point this week, then we will take it from there.

“We still have to sort out the paperwork but we are confident that can be achieved in the course of the next week or so.”

United are understood to have agreed an initial loan deal for Tevez with a view to a permanent transfer, a similar deal to that which took Javier Mascherano from West Ham to Liverpool in January.

That hit a stumbling block however because in January, West Ham cancelled Mascherano’s registration.

The Premier League are not allowing the club to do the same procedure with Tevez on the basis that such a move would indicate the original agreements with Joorabchian were still binding despite assurances to the
contrary.

The Argentina striker last week submitted a written request to West Ham asking to be released from his contract but the Hammers stuck to the Premier League’s advice and refused to do so.

The League have made it clear they expect a significant chunk of any transfer fee to remain with West Ham rather than be passed on to Joorabchian as compensation for breaching the contracts he had with the club.

@ sniperwolf,

Pick ur audience before u come out here and spew balderdash.
I can authoritatively tell u Pro Evolution Soccer 7 is not even out, let alone be on PSP platform.
PES 7 wont be out until August/September so save it.

Those players should be taken to a beach and have their asses thrashed in public.
I have never seen a Nigerian team that is so pathetic.
If Nigeria was beaten and they showed good quality i would be satisfied.
Afterall, its not really about winning. Its about player development.

The team that fell to Messi's treachery and trickery in 2005 was loads better.
A team can lose and still show character, determination and grit. I didnt see that on sunday.
Nigeria did not deserve to win that match by any means. The whole team was shambolic.
The Pepsi Academy boys in Lagos could have done a better job.

There was no flow of passes in the entire 120 mins.
The boys couldnt even orchestrate decent passes within their own half.
Nothing was done to change the match at all and the people that came in as subs were much worse than the ones that went out.
CAF and NFA are plonkers to even think of defending this team.
It was a show of shame.

BOLLOCKX.

Enough of all this soap opera. . . . . .

To footie issues,
I am worried by the number of players in the present Man United squad.
United has 45 players currently in his fold.
It means United can play 4 different teams conveniently without breaking a sweat.
The Glazers must be doing something incredibly smart or something incredibly stupid!!!!!!!!!!!!


1st team:  Van Der Sar, Neville, Ferdinand, Vidic, Evra, Ronaldo, Scholes, Hargreaves, Giggs, Tevez, Rooney.(Premiership/UEFA champs league)

2nd team: Foster, O'Shea, Brown, Pique, Heinze, Anderson, Fletcher, Carrick, Nani, Solskjaer, Saha(FA/Premiership)

3rd team:  Kuszczack, Bardsley, Evans, Silvestre, Eckersley, Park, Eagles, Lee, Martin, Smith, Rossi(Carling cup)

4th team:  Heaton, Simpson, Cathcart, Shawcross, Lea, Gibson, Gray, Jones, Barnes, Campbell, Fangzhou.(Youth cup)

Ooops, ma bad!!!!!!!!

@ Muks,

Watch my tongue cos i am pressing miss jeje to tell us where she hid her baby?
Thats bang out of order!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Why should jeje hide Kit's baby?

@ jeje,
Give Kit his baby.
I am not watching any nasty movie.
Hand the baby back.

@ Kit,
Did u really bonk jeje without using ur rubbers?
Thats GROSS!!!!!!!!

Oooooops!
So u didn't do the abortion.
if u didn't then where is the fucking BABY?

@ jeje,
This TIGER needs not his CLAWS.
He still has his willy!!!!!!!!!!!

Claws leave horrible but forgettable and forgivable marks.
Dr Kit's willy will leave unforgettable and unforgivable scars!!!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,
Stop running ur motor mouth.
I hope u catch Diarrhoea with this gluttonic attitude of yours.
Go n come back . . . . . . I think its about time i nail ur coffin.

@ Loyika,

I now believe u take your Political ambitions very seriously.
As a matter of fact, i would have done the same in your shoes.
I wldn't want any pillock to quote u just when u are about to become the Governor of PH.

To footie issues,
Mikel Silvestre and O'Shea can cover on the left but i would have prefered Silvestre to leave.
Heinze gives me grit on that side though he hasn't really been wow since his long term injury.
Besides, i have decided to stop questioning Ferguson's wisdom after United scored so many goals without a natural centre forward last season.
I'll miss Heinze without a doubt if he leaves.


@ Razorr,
You make everything sound so cheesy and cool about the perks u get for being a woman.
I don't expect u to come here and tell us the number of times that fragile heart of yours have been smashed but i know better.
A poll on Cosmopolitan magazine says there are 7 times more broken-hearted females than males in the world so do the math!!!!!!!
Its a standard practice for men to take chics out, spend on 'em, unlock their holies of holies and score.

As far as i am concerned, it is the best part for me in a relationship. I am sure every guy out there will agree with me.
What can be better than seeing what your money gets u with women? It makes me feel like Abrahamovic whenever Chelsea wins a trophy!!!!!!!!!!
The feeling is great, trust me, i don't feel short-changed at all as long as i SCORE.
Concerning the male escort thingy, the fact that a lot of women don't do it makes it more appealing than common tarts(females) standing on the streets looking for clients.
You need to see how harmattan and rain batter sex workers on Allen avenue @ nights!!!!!
I feel sorry for y'all folkz.

@ jeje,
I think u have mad fixation for Dr. Kit.
Its all good, love's in the air.
Be warned!!!!!!!! Dr Kit packs HEAT and his weapon is HUMUNGOUS!

The silence of a tiger makes IT not a coward.
A man following u in this manner could be very dangerous.
If i were u, i would guard ma loins with an iron knickers and a heavy padlock.

@ Muks,
Am i drunk?
Are u trying to deny u didnt apply for a sex change surgery last november?
God is watching u and shaking his head.

@ Razorr,

This is where u keep missing the points like free-throw shots.
That is not limited to females only. Get some exposure!
Haven't u heard of male escorts?
Victoria Beckham could hire my services for a night to shag her brains out for 2000-5000 pounds.
It depends on how classy and discreet my agency is AND how sexy i look.

I will die NOT to be in your shoes if that is what u call having fun.
Sleep in the house all day and watch TV when i can be playing around with beautiful women in the world.
Blimey!!!!!!! I am very happy to be a dude. Its the best gift God gave me.
The guy u are engaged to that wants to pay your bills and make u feel comfy MIGHT be doing the same thing to strings of women out there.
While u are getting the shags from him ONLY, he is getting shagged by other beautiful women.
Wake up babes, its a MAN'S WORLD.
If u don't believe me, ask MUKINA2.
She is still saving up to get a SEX CHANGE surgery!

Women don't run things in my world.
Men steal, loot, kill and shoot to get into women's knickers and dump 'em.
Why is it very acceptable for a dude to sleep with 300 women and feel proud about it.
Why is it the striking opposite for a woman?

African chiefs marry 2-6 wives and keep em in their mansions.
Sleep with different one everyday and still keep strings of concubines outside to satisfy his sexual appetites
Why do Muslims put Hijabs on their wives so they don't tempt men and they themselves don't wear one?
If women really run things . . . . .A woman should not be held responsible for what men think about her but this is not the case.

Dear me, i can go on and on and on.
Women are slaves to men. No matter how u look at it.
I have seen women taking punches everynight from their husbands and they dare not tell anyone about it.
As a matter of fact, these type of women don't leave their husbands. They prefer taking the batterings than leave their hubbies.
You still got alot to learn because u are still young and naive.
Who knows u might end up your career in the Kitchen if your husband decides u MUST not work, even with all your IT certificates.



@ Loyika,
I dunno how to say this but u are a fucking PERV!!!!!!!!
There are other ways to beat this information out of you.
For now, i rest this case.

My spider sense says this is Radiant.
I am 100% sure u are.
Where the heck have u been?

@ Loyika,

Forget about Gabby Heinze for now.
He has paid his dues.

What have u been doing to Razorr?
She just claimed she RESPECTS u a lot.
Are we missing something?
Considering the fact that u are a bloody sexpert in manipulating preacher's daughters.
Pls elaborate!!!!!!!!

@ Razorr,

Its because u are hot, your eyes are sexy, your boobs are luscious and your hips makes em go wow and reh, reh, reh, reh reh.
You must be feening like a Beyonce or Rihanna in your office, innit?
I don't know about the plonkers in your office who happens to be pussies but let it be known, they are doing all that to get into your knickers.
Try and sleep with 2 of 'em and letz see if death don't become u.
You can only catch a monkey by acting like one---------Have u heard that saying before?(i am too good)

Go and interview all the broken-hearted females out there and listen to their tales.
It always starts good in any relationship. Guys will do anything to make u feel. . . .Yes. . . . Yes . . . .Yes, He is an angel.
When the shit hits the fan u will be sorry for yourself and the whole fantasy ends.
If u don't believe me, ask Vivica Fox what 50 cent did to her!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know u.
Is this Radiant?

@ Loyika,

I rest my CASE.
Seems our dear gooner friend has been doing things we know nothing about.
Time should tell in about 9 months.
Are u still at Rumola road?

@ Razorr,

Seems like i touched a sore nerve.
Sometimes women have to be put in their place and sometimes u just need to show male superiority.
FBS asked for it and she got what she deserved.

Nigerian men are not shameless.
That is a horrible thing to say, how can u generalise like that?
Don't make me lose ma cool.
Retract that statement ASAP and tender a thousand apologies.

So u respect Loyika?
Respect? Loyika?
Erm, erm, Loyiks, i think u have got some more explanations to do.
A girl who my spider senses say is a preacher's daughter suddenly respects you.
Am i missing something?



@ Jeje a.k.a remote control

And who run things in bed?
We dispose debris into y'all and u carry heavy materials for 9 months or sometimes 10.
You even get to change your last names to ours. . . . . .  How sick is that?
Why would any individual change his dad's last name to mine because i am a dude she wants to marry?
MEN still rule.

@ Jejelolatu,

I am sure you must have heard of MALE CHAUVINISM.
We are Africans, Nairaland is African and as Africans, MEN RULE.
Men are supposed to do the fixing up, talking and generally, all the nice things.
Women on the other hand are supposed to do the washing, sewing, cleaning and cooking.
You should have come as a MAN instead of whining here that y'all are being mis-treated.
Deal with it!!!!!!!!!!!!
All the men in the house say. . . . . . . . . CHEERS!!!!!!!


@ Razorr,
You are a bloody instigator!!!!!!!!
Jeje's blood will be on your hands if she gets killed on this thread.
Do u want to carry her casket on your conscience?
Please ponder hard about this.

Did u say abortion?
Are we talking about coup here or the normal abortion?
For a start, how did u even know she aborted? Were u responsible for the baby in the 1st place?
Hmmmm, Wonders will never end.

@Jejelolatu,
What do i have to say to you?
U need DELIVERANCE!!!!!!!!!

@ Mrpataki,

Without wasting time and words on you.
I think your father is a tramp not me!!!!!!!!!!
Fucking self-servicer!

There are not loads of games now because developers find it a bit more expensive to make these games as it is quite more advanced.
In no time, say by december, there will be loads of em cos new games won't come out on PS2 anymore. It will be on PS3.
By October, FIFA 08 and PES 7 will be out on PS3 and those are the games u wanna play on PS3 because of the syke graphics.

@ jejelolatux,

I don't understand ur point.
Are u saying u dont know FBS is a Arrow?
Me thinks u should go back and read the balderdash she's been spewing.
How could a lass be this dumb? Women are supposed to be courteous, respectful and very easy-going.
This is why i have missed the female role models on this forum.
Where are Prisccy, Bagoma and erm, erm, Mukina2?

I don't blame the geezers for taking shots at FBS.
She fucking deserves whatever slaps and kicks she gets.
Like Loyika said, she must be having bouts of PMS syndrome and thats why she's taking it out on the guys.
FBS is animal crazed with rage.
She should either put up or self-service off!!!!!!!

Blimey!!!!!!!!!!

What has this thread turn to?

Arrows, Darts, Bullets, Stones, Bottles flying everywhere.
I will take cover instead of screaming TAKE COVER.
The last time i checked, there is not even one Man Utd fan in this fight.

Are u serious?
The PS3 is 10000000 times better than Xbox 360.
The only snag about PS3 is there are not too many games out there but its worth the wait.

@ Loyika,

You can make a living from this.
Uncle Loyika. . . . . .on Page 6 of Punch Newspapers or The Vanguard(What a prospect)
That was a well-documented step by step manual on how to get 'em laid!!!!!!! Hmmmm Hmmmmm.
Somebody must be feeling quite naked on this forum now that Loyika has handed me the password to the STRONG ROOM.
Let some loins be guarded because i've got the MASTER KEY.

Erm, erm, Lest i forget. . . . . . . . . . . .
The decision to ban has u just been rescinded by the NBC board.
There was no substantial evidence of gross mis-conduct and erm, murder/man-slaughter.
You did exactly what Cassius Clay would have done in his prime.

Loyika, i will buy u lunch next time we see.
Do u drink?

Nigeria was beaten fairly and squarely.
Lets stop to heap blames of our failures on the referees.
The Nigerian team wasn't just good enough.
Howard Webb(A premiership referee) was the man in black so i dont see any reason why he would be racist to Nigerians.
He's used to see black people in England so lets be objective.
I don't think Nigeria deserved to win the match. The Chileans kept the ball well than Nigeria did and deserved the victory.
Although 4-0 didn't reflect what happened in the match.
The result was loads flattering to the Chileans and made the Eagles lookes like PLONKERS.

@ Loyika,

Pls tell me more about Preacher's daughter.
What do u say is their weakest point?
I have a job on my hands with one . . . . . How do u reckon i deal with it?

Well noted!!!!!!!!!!!!

Where's my Pastor's address again?

I know how u met ur girl/friend.
She was ur pastor's daughter.
It was the biggest scandal in South London in the early 90s, Gotcha!!!!!!!!!

Very Well!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The appeal date has been set on the 30th of July, 2007.
As u know, NBC will apply for your legal aid so u will not be paying any legal costs.
I will advice u to get a very good Barrister as u are facing 2 serious charges: Gross mis-conduct and Manslaughter/Murder.
Good luck!!!!!!

Ohhhhh Ma Days. . . . . . .

The BLUE corner has thrown in the towel.
TECHNICAL K.O. after 2 rounds? Its like TYSON in his prime.
Loyika, u could have let us enjoyed the match now.
Just as i was about grabbing pop-corn to enjoy the match, u delivered a devastating blow.

This is unacceptable.
You are hereby banned from NBC(Nairaland Boxing Commision) for 6 months!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your action is a gross mis-conduct and intel says u might have use a magic ring(juju) inside your gloves.
The forensic team is working on that angle as i speak.
You can appeal the decision if u like in accordance to the Human Rights Act section 88.