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@ marlet01,

There must have been poison in your father's nuts when his semen fertilised your momma's ovary.
The result came as no surprise as u are a child suffering from down's syndrome.
U are a true reflection of your post and all i see around u is STUPIDITY.
Money spent on ur upbringing should have been used to champion the cause of animal rights group.


How weak-minded can u be telling me i am not invited to a thread?
U should create special passwords for people u want on your lunatic threads, u slowpoke.
Take ma advice: Rot in hell or better still, suck ma cock while i put a condom on because your mouth is corrosive.

Its so sick but i think its so hard to find PEACE on Nairaland.
Between insanity and sanity there lies a thin line and its sad u belong to the insanity crew.
I am ready to tear into your ego. My words will make incisions in your ragged anatomy.
Don't test me because i am potent enough to make u question your whole existence.
I Can be sweet like licorice and could be dangerous like syphilis.

marlet01:
@ jackal
yesterday was a day big teams fell to the lesser teams, i don't care the club you are in but i want you to know you have also lost and will continue to loose in football because in the game of football, noboby is perfect, just know that. you win some and also loose some,
so stop all this worthless words you are writing.
am still an arsenal fan anyday anytime,

If u don't bloody like what i post i think u should kiss my ass.
Who cares how an unimportant gooner on NL feels after his team lost 3 points?
Nigga please------, ---------get a life.

Ask other members how they celebrated for months when Arsenal won 1-0 at OT in september.
Its what u have to accept as a fan or Bleep off the sports forum.
U win some, u lose some and thats why football is intriguing and exciting.
Laugh at me anytime ur team wins and my team loses, i will accept it.
Man Utd is on top now and i have the bloody right to jeer at u.
Take a hike if u've got problems with that.
Bloody loser. I think u and Arsene self-servicer have similar attitude.
Buncha Schmuks.

@ Lordimpaq,

These were my words on the 3rd of November(28 hrs before United's match) ****post 725, STRICTLY MAN UTD thread.


Pompey hasn't really faced a stiff opposition.
Wigan, Everton and Charlton were in this position some few seasons ago and we all know what happened afterwards.
United to snatch all the 3 points 2morrow.
Chelsea to drop points at Spurs.
West Ham to beat Arsenal at Upton Park.
U want to bet?


@ Vieira,
We can synchronise sometime this week and drink it off.
Its only a match and there r still 27/28 games to go for everyone.
The problem with Arsenal is the physical aspect of the game.
Gunners allow other teams to bully 'em and moan about it.
Its high time Gooners play rough and get results.
Sexy football won't win y'all the title so start getting diiiiiiiiiiiiirty.
Y'all miss Patrick Vieira so much---- Get Appiah or maybe Ben Iroha.


I need to change my name after this glorious prediction.
As from 2day henceforth, i want u(LORDIMPAQ) to start calling me Jackstradamus.
U can reach me on ma mobile for next week's predictions.
Another shocker awaits soccer fans next weekend as 2 of the top 4 clubs will suffer another defeat.
Best believe it--------------------The shhhhhit is REAL.

@ Vieira,

Keep ya head up.
Henry is still a threat but the people around him cannot just patch up on his wavelength.
How do u describe the beautiful lay-off Henry gave Rosicky?
Rosicky had acres of space , he can still take a touch or two before shooting but the Czech lad just blasted like a foool.

What about Henery's 1-2 pass he tried to lay for Hleb that could led to penalty claims?
I think Wenger is the culprit for his wrong selections.
Van Persie had no business on the bench and shouldn't have been substituted.
Adebayor was just a walking corpse on the pitch and had little or no impact.

We can loan Ferdinand to y'all guys because he always seem to score against the Scousers.
Keep the game tight and don't lose the physical battle.
U lose the 2nd ball and the match is lost or drawn.
Its time Arsenal starts getting physical and throwing the bone-breaking tackles.
Momo Sissoko will be handful so Fabregas has to be on his best form.

Don't despair.
I ma buy u a drink when next we see.

The team that lost at Upton Park was:

ARSE + ANAL= ARSENAL.

@ Tspurs,
Great piece of play by Spurs.
U should have scored 4-5 goals easily and Ledley King gave a stellar performance.
I hope this performance really kick-start thise season for Spurs and stay where u really belong to on the table.

Thanx once again for getting Chelski offmy back.
They were becoming a pest breathing on United's neck with their stinkin breath.
UP SPURS.

marlet01:
we (ARSENAL) are just simply unstoppable,
the highest a team can do to us is just to draw

Yea right?
U got a painful draw against West Ham, innit?

If the game against the Hammers is the kinda draw u talkin about then i pray u get many more draws this season.
Arsenal ma ass.

Wenger's behaviour as a manager who has managed a top club like Arsenal was a disgrace.
It was just a game so why was he so pissed about Pardew's celebrations?
Honestly, Wenger behaves irrational at times and acts like a gay.

He even refused Pardew's handshake which shows how immatured and proud he can be.
He had no excuses for Arsenal's loss.
Arsenal did not do enough to win the game although they didnt deserve to lose as well.
A draw should have been a true reflection of the game cos both team had few chances on target.

It beats me crazy to think a team like Arsenal with so many talents fail to break teams down.
Arsenal fails to take the game to the opponents. They dont really push the button.
The only team i know that feels all the 11 players must touch the ball before they score on a move.
Too many touches when a simple through-pass or a well directed shot can do.
I am sorry for Wenger's title dreams.
10 points adrift Man Utd is a big gap.

What a weekend.

May God bless Martin Jol and Alam Pardew for making this happen.
Chelsea and Arsenal dropping 3 points in the same weekend Man Utd got 3 points?
Its a bonus.

Man Utd.
Be what u can be.
Score more goals, win more matches and take charge.

Up United.

@ Lordimpaq,

Obafemi Martins will come good.
The fact is when a quality striker plays amongst garbages then he becomes trash.
U cannot doubt Martins' predatory instincts as well but he has no one to supply the inch-perfect passes.
Martins is shot and Newcastle players play high balls for him to strike.

RVN?
He has no rival as far as goal-scoring is concerned.
He scored on his debut for Man Utd and u can never doubt his pedigree according to analyst Kit.
Too bad he had to leave the premiership, too bad!!!!!!!!

@ Lordimpaq,

Do u still think Ferguson has to learn lessons from Wenger?
Wenger needs to be shot with his managerial deficiencies today.
How can u take off a quality player like Van Persie for Adebayor?
I heard Van Persie asking his manager why he had to make such a dumb move.
Bringing on Flamini and some other players just spoilt the game-flow for Arsenal.

Wenger is a disgrace to the Premiership.
Why was he so furious about the Hammers' goal?
Does Wenger really think he can take on Pardew in a fist fight?
Pardew is a thug/hoodlum and he will take the fucking gypsy face outta Wenger's gay head with a single punch.
My weekend joy is 60% complete.
I hope Martin Jol can complete an awesome weekend for me.
C'mon Tottenham!!!!!!!!!!! Please nick points off Mourinho.

I wonder what U, Kitaun and Loyika will say to this.
Were the Hammers playing defensive today? No.
Did they line up players behind the ball? Nah.
A penalty claim? Maybe but Skysports digital revealed Spector got a bit of the ball before the player so the Ref was right.
I had to rewind and rewind and rewind to see if it was true but it seems Jonathan Spector got a fraction of the ball before hacking Hleb to ground.
What will be the gunners excuse? I really dunno.

United marches on and they are now 10 points clear of Arsenal.
Ferguson's men has scored 26 goals and conceeded just 5 in the league
How does it feel to have the best attack and the meanest defence in the Prem?
Top in the Prem, Top on the Champions league table.
Happy 20th anniversary, Fergie.

Its invigorating but i think we have been miles better than all our rivals.
They play sleek football but where is the end product? Nowhere
Wenger and his goons need to learn from Rooney how to tuck chances in.
Arsenal has just squandered 5 points in 2 matches they could have won easily.
Has Arsenal's un-winning run started again? I HOPE SO.


UP Man Utd.

@ Lordimpaq,

U have a choice cos u have just LOST.
10 Points behind man utd.
Merry Xmas in advance.

lordimpaq:
@jackal

we are the best in attacking football, only that we don't get results because of our inability to score when it matters.

This is the biggest syntax error i have heard in years.
Best attacking football my ass.
United has been the best attacking side in the last 15 months.
Man U scored the highest number of goals last season and the trend still continues.

Arsenal plays sleek football but no end product.
Good football with no goals is zilch.
United plays good attacking football and we have Rooney, Saha and Ronaldo to finish things up.

Wenger does not really take the game to the opponents.
To break a defensive-minded team back needs u to try and force an early goal.
Soon as the game kick-off, bombard ur opponents with waves of relentless attacks.
Get the ball as quick as possible to the opponents danger area before they start settling down.
This is what Ferguson does and Wenger's men don't do.
Fabregas and Hleb romances the ball too much trying to play sexy football but this only allows opponents to settle back and break the attacks.
Tottenham will surprise Chelski.
P.S. Watch out for Berbatov and Robbie Keane.
Wenger needs lessons from Ferguson.

@ Grizzly,
Don't blame dirty Harry.
He had no Primus and Sol Campbell.
Redknapp had no choice than to load up the midfield area so they can break United's attack down.
They made a mistake, they forgot about Giggs and Gary Neville(Old Guards) and they paid dearly for it
Match should have ended 10-0 but we had to keep it brotherly with the team from the south coast of England.

Which team?
United is blazing and killing teams off with relative ease.

@ mukina2,
Where have u been?
Sorry about what happened.
I pray God gives u the strength to bear the loss.
Keep ya head up.

Aiight mate.
Lets keep it brotherly.
The best will always clash at the top.
So lets bury shhhhhhhhhhit.

Attacking football at the very best.
The team is reminiscent of the 99 team.
Neville, Ferdinand, Giggs, Scholes are on the rampage.

I love the siege mentality.
We r playing like we are losing the game and time is ruuning out.
The pace is massive, Pompey can't cope.
2 goals in 10 minutes.

Rooney is a BEAST.
His work-rate makes me go crazy.
Ferdinand and Neville have tested David James and the whole game is pulsating.
No moment of respite for Pompey.
Bring on Chelski.

@ Kitaun,

Don't mind that Grizzly bitch.
What the Bleep am i supposed to do when a bitch tries to diss ma manhood.
Grizzly is a bitch but i wont say more.

United is playing right now.
I am watching some crisp football play and i can't be bothered with Grizzly's rants.
He can kiss ma ass.

Ronaldo has scored an emphatc free-kick.
Man U 2-0 Pompey(just 10 mins)
Arsenal, are u watching?
This match is as good as over.
United has claimed anutha 3 points.

Who's next?
Lets talk about SOUTHEND FC's carling cup match on tuesday.

Thank u Ferguson.
U fielded a strong team and we should be coasting through Pompey.

Pompey is deploying 4-5-1 formation.
Kanu n Lua Lua on the bench and Benjani as the lone striker.
This shhhit teams come to OT to play for draw.
Lets teach Arsenal how to unlock defensive tactics.


Ohhhhhhhhhh Ma Goddddddddddddddddddd
Louis Saha has scored a penalty.
Man U 1-0 Pompey

C'mon REDS,
Lets score 3 goals before half-time

@ Grizzly Bear,

Pls get a dog.
Why? U are a diseased cunt.
Fucking Homo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Tosinadeda,

Why spam this thread with ur crazy predictions.
Get a life, slowpoke!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@ Cabali,

Ya dad has lost it completely.
My ass alone is smarter than u.
U ignoramus.

STOP TAKING DRUGS.
Smoking a pound of cess a day is bleeping ur mind up.
Juv? Man? contradicting urself, innit?

Take a cold bath.
Drink some fresh milk.
Half of what u wrote aint coherent.
Start now- go ahead.

@ Justkunmi,
How many premiership games does DSTV show on a saturday?
I was told they show 6 games concurrently every match day in the Prem?
Is it true? Cos i dont get to watch as many as that over here.

@ Grizzly bear pig,
U got alot to learn.
Start now.

@ Hucarson,
I am loaded.
Name the venue.


@ Hugoboi,
If the word RESPECT is what i think it is, then u have no atom of it.
U sound like a deranged gay who has no scruples plus no proper upbringing.
Jumping into a beef without checking the 2 sides of a story makes u look like a mind-Bleep.
Get off ma back, u homo.

A.Y.(Animalistic Yob),

Lemme take a crack-shot at your miserable life.

Your life is full of empty promises and broken dreams.
A scrawny black-ass who was given birth to as a result of a cheap drunk Bleep.
Your daddy was a crack-head and he got intimate with a hood-rat(yo momma) and the result was u.

U were born feet first and that meant u were born cursed.
The DEVIL rehearsed your birth and anutha lunatic grew up from a broken home.
Its becoming a normal occurence especially after the pro-biafra war to have retards and scumbags in your war-torn hamlets.
With all these facts, its been pre-determined u will always be a failure at whatever u do.
U have never won anything in your life, not even simple arguments like this.
Lampard himself said he only tried to loft the ball back to the danger area and put it beyond the hands of Valdes and he got lucky.
U don't have to be a rocket scientist to know that but your accursed nature will always prevent u from seeing beyond your freckled nose.
Ask your momma to tell u who your daddy is.
U r now 35 so u have a right to prompt your supposed parents for a comprehensive paternity test.

@Hucarson,
I was late to see this wankster's assault.
U should know me by now i would have finished off the bastardo if i had seen this earlier.
Thanx for acknowledging me.
I ma buy u a drink when next we see.

@ Lordimpaq,
This is not the 1st time Kanu would play against Man Utd.
I am yet to see Kanu's goal against Man Utd in his 7 years in the Premiership so forget the threat he poses.
Neville, Vida, Rio and Heinze will shut Portsmouth out.

Pompey hasn't really faced a stiff opposition.
Wigan, Everton and Charlton were in this position some few seasons ago and we all know what happened afterwards.
United to snatch all the 3 points 2morrow.
Chelsea to drop points at Spurs.
West Ham to beat Arsenal at Upton Park.
U wanna bet?

@ Lordimpaq,

You are a F O O L.

@ Lordimpaq,
I think u r losing ur mind again.
The rate at which u lose ur frail mind these days is alarming.
Get a SHRINK.
Can someone get Lordi's dope-ass some steroids?


@Wormed-up?
Can someone get me a worm-expeller to flush this ascaris worm outta this system?
Ya major problem is comprehension. U dont read between the lines and it sucks.
Drogba dived all night and the fouls he won were the ones that deceived the referee.
If he was really kicked like he made out to be, he wouldn't play 90 minutes.
The only time Eidur Gudjohnsen went down,he stayed out.


@ Kitaun,
Drogba is having the season of his life so why dive?
I felt Drogba's game changed in the last few matches where he was playing extremely well with no dives.
It was disappointing to see a player built like a gorilla falling at every given opportunity.
He will go far in his career with little or no dives in his game play.
A brilliant player? Yes, but he goes down to easily for his burly physique.

@ wormed-up.
Del Horno's kick on Messi was very intentional.
U could tell the nasty Spaniard had no intention of getting the ball but the legs of Messi.
The rule of the game says if any player prevents, impedes, kick, pull or push an opposing player then a card has to be awarded.
If such kick is adjudged dangerous by the referee as a kick that can endanger or cause career-ending injuries then a red card has to be awarded for UNSPORTING BEHAVIOUR.

Del Horno's kick on Messi was appaling.
I dont understand why y'all Chelskites always shy away from the truth.
Messi was getting too dangerous for Del Horno and the Spaniard was getting frustrated and he had to kick in annoyance.
Drogba on the night was disgraceful.
He tried to feign an injury when Van Brockhorst just nicked the ball away from him neatly in the early moments of the match.
Drogba was moaning all night to the referee over minimal contacts with Barca players.
It makes u wonder that Drogba who is built like a gorilla could fall down so easily with simple tackles and stuffs.
I can understand when players like Robben and Pires dives because of their light physique but a player like Drogba should be strong instead of falling like a pack of cards.
Lemme repeat it again for all y'all dope-asses: DROGBA IS A DISGRACE TO AFRICAN FOOTBALL.
Etoo, Okocha, George Weah, Abedi Pele, Kanu and Patrick Mboma were/are all great African footballers but diving wasn't in their CV.

@ Dayokanu,

The Man Utd V Porto game in 2003/04 season was what made Mourinho what he is today.
Remember Schole's 2nd goal that got disallowed by a visually-impaired line assistant?
Had that goal counted Mourinho and his hoodlums of divers would have been sent packing and Roman Abrahamovic would have never noticed him.
Thats the stroke of luck the talkative Portugese got that night and it has served him good.

He is now constituting a nuisance to the football world at large.
Loose talks and mis-guided utterances from him aint giving football a good image.
Labelled Eidur Gudjohnsen a diver when Robben/Drogba can dive better than superman.
As a manager and tactician he is brilliant but u must agree the money helped his cause as well.

Could Jose have managed West Brom to clinch the Premiership title with 93 points?
A team as rich in talent as Chelsea cannot be worse than what Mourinho has achieved.
Besides, the bulk of this team were players he inherited from the tinkerman, Claudio Ranieri.
Petr Cech, John Terry, Makelele and Lampard is the spine of Chelsea and they were all inherited so what has Jose really added to the squad?
Kezman, Drogba, Thiago, Del Horno, Carvalho, Ferreira, Shawn Wright-Phillips, Ballack, Shevchenko, Essien and Mikel Obi etc.
How many of the 11 players listed above are consistent performers week in week out? maybe 2 or 3.

So whats the fuss about?
Benitez won UEFA champions league in his debut season at Liverpool and i never heard him call himself the special one.
The same Jose Mourinho said Rijkaard was fantastic as a player but what has he achieved as a manger.
Rijkaard surprised him by winning back to back la liga titles plus UEFA champions league with Barcelona.
When will Jose stop his constant rants and attacks on  football managers?
Maybe until someone gives him a black-eye.