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@ Mukina2,

I will marry u on one condition since u cannot meet up with ma requirements.
All the Man U fans on Nairaland held closed-door meeting for hours to decide ur case and we came to a tangible conclusion.

Our Verdict: Renounce ur gunership on Nairaland.

W O R D!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Portugal is going to surprise France.
France impresses when u don't give 'em a chance and they disappoint when the wholeworld is rooting for 'em.
Its going to be Scolari Vs Domenech.
Portugal has Figo and Decoin the middle of the pack while Zidane and Vieira will dictate the pace for France.
Cristiano Ronaldo is the key and he will get many free-kicks which might be France's undoing today.

I am backing Scolari's men to eliminate France.
Should Scolari win tonight, that will be his 13th consecutive world cup victory.
Isn't that marvellous?

@ Akolawole,

I have your phone number now so i will call u.

I called British Gas cos it sounds strange and they told me i am on paperless billing which is why i have not been seeing ma bills.

@ Beyonce1,
Don't shake your head for me and worry not about me.
I can take care of maself so i don't worry about any stupid curse in the UK.

There are ways to avoid everything u have highlighted and best believe it-self control is very important.
A lot of Nigerians in the UK don't have self-control and thatz why they run into one debt or the other.
The only debt i have hanging on ma neck is my mortgage.

For instance, i think its stupid to take any car on finance. Cars don't appreciate so why invest so much on a liability. Tons of Nigerians take finances on cars as low as £5000 only for them to pay about £9000 at the end of the day.
I always do my math well and i always buy ma stuffs outrightly.
Most Nigerians(especially women) go on crazy shopping spree at lakeside/bluewater on credit cards forgetting these bills will come back to haunt 'em.

All the points u highlighted are true but it depends on the individual.
Every item in ma house was paid for outrightly so where can i go wrong?
Abeg, debt depends on the individual. It ain't a global phenomenom.
It will surprise many people i don't even have any credit card at all.
I have not taken any loan from any bank so i don't really see maself running to 'em kind of troubles.

I wonder what u visually-impaired friends have to say to me now.

Germany is already out so what?
Who played better?
Who defended better?
Which team smashed the upright twice in the game?

FORZA ITALIA
FORZA ITALIA
FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The only goal this team has conceeded in the whole world cup was an own goal deflected into the net.
I am yet to see any attack line that will breach this defence in the world cup.
The 2 teams capable of doing this are Argentina and Brazil and they are out already.

France will not get to the finals.

Scolari will shut out Le Blues tomorrow with the most tactical of plots and strategy.
Deco and Maniche will wrestle the midfield away from Zidane.
Xtiano Ronaldo will be the star of the show.

Portugal to push France outta the world cup.
Who wants to bet?

@ Kitaun,
Just like i have predicted earlier on(see post #10)

I told ya Italy has the meanest defence and they went for it because they know they r luckless when it comes to penalties.
Any team that wants to beat Italy should work on their fitness level and should prepare to play for 120 mins.
The Germans were tired and they had to succumb to the prowess of the Italians.
FORZA ITALIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did u call me a prophet of doom?
We all know who the fake prophet is.
I am having the last laugh .

@ Kitaun,
U will cry on this one.
Germany will fall tonight.
The Italians don't play attractive football but they don't let in cheap goals like most other teams.
Jose Mourinho has adopted the Italian style.

Defence is the 1st priority and all other things can come later.
U don't lose when u don't conceed goals.
Luca Toni and Gilardino will be handful to 'em Germans and Klose will have a very horrid time sparring with Cannavaro.
P.S. It gives me great pleasure when we r on opposite ends. I like kicking your ass.

I tipped Argentina and Italy from the start and i think Italy has a chance.

The Italians don't just conceed goals as they have got the meanest defence in the football history.

Italy has a very good chance of winning this one if they can crush the Germans tonight.

Who's going to wear the 2 shirts u buy at Jermyn street? It's u and someone like me or Old Glory will see it on u and admire it.

Who's going to pocket the amount u pay on TV license? U don't even know.
Of what essence is this TV License?
Does it enhance the signals i get on TV or will there be a refund to my offsprings when i finally die?
No human being has been able to explain the reason why i should pay this fee.

Besides,TV Licences do not move addresses. The last occupant of ma house might have gotten one and he didn't change it cos he moved abroad.
I am just a lucky cowboy who won't fall off his horse.
Don't hate the playa,hate the game.

Are u a racist?
Why should the Black Race pull out of the world cup?
Fact is African teams are not just good enough to win the world cup yet.
In the youth stage, we are at par with everyone but not at World Cup level.

How many players in the Nigerian team are world class?
Maybe 3 or 4 out of 23.

How many players in the Brazilian team are world class?
23 out of 23.
U will likely run into selection problems if you're the manager of Brazil because there are so many players to choose from.

Every country hypes their own things.

We all think English Press makes the loudest noise because its the only language in Europe we can read and understand.
These players are good and they played extremely well save the penalty shoot-out.
The team played a man down for 60 mins and yet Scolari with all his ingenuity could not breach the English defence.

Every country that got eliminated through the disgusting penalty shoot-out did not disappoint.
I have not heard anyone on NL condemn the Argentines. Why condemn the English team?
They played well but it was just one of those days when luck refused to smile on 'em.
It can go either way and i believe England deserved to win that match because Portugal couldn't take advantage of 'em despite playing against 10 men.
England would have won that match within regulation time if the reverse was the case.

@ Naijababe,
I did not say i don't/won't pay council tax.
Read before u reply my comments.

Honestly my gas bills come once in a year.
I paid about £254 around April and when i called them they told me its the bill for the whole year.
My water bills comes once in a year as well.

TV License is just absolute bollocks to me just like Prem Plus on SkyTV will be bollocks to u.
I don't understand why i should pay TV License. Please help me understand the essence of paying it.

My white folks/colleagues advised me not to pay the thingy as they don't pay it.
They still cannot fathom out why anyone should pay TV Licenses.

There wont be power outages and armed robbers in UK as long as i pay my council tax,road tax,bills and NI contributions/Tax.
Not paying TV license should not deprive me of good roads, electricity and gas.
Feel me?

The beggars u see in UK are junkies.
They take money off u to get hard drugs. There are beggars everywhere in the world and Nigerians know that now.
I don't pay TV license does not mean anyone should not pay.
If u feel like paying it i am not going to stop u.

@ Sage,
U r talking absolute bollocks.
Zola at 1998 should have made the world cup cos he was one of the best Italian players around but he was dropped.
Why was he dropped? He plys his trade in a league not regarded by the dogged Italians.

Lets leave Zola out of it. What about Di Canio?
Di Canio would have represented Italy if he didn't ply his trade in the Premiership(West Ham) at that time he was there.
If Totti moves to Chelsea today he will be axed from the Azzurris.

@ Mukina2,
The terms of agreement on the contract of the 2 players are different.
Rooney is british so one should expect his wages to be more than a Portugese Cristiano Ronaldo.

Afterall, Theo Walcott collects more money than Van Persie.

Zola lost his place in the Azzurris when he moved to Chelsea.
Gianfranco Zola never played for Italy while he was at Stamford Bridge.
He joined Chelsea in 1996 and he was dropped from the Italian team which was why he was absent at France 98.

Christian Vieri had a stint at Athletico Madrid(97/98) for a year and he quickly moved back to Lazio(98/99).
U cannot play outside the Serie A and feature for the Italian team. Its a line u cannot cross be u anyone.
If Luca Toni or Totti joins Chelsea today he will be dropped from the National team.

Italy is the only team in the world cup where all their 23 players are home-based.
Disprove me on this.

@ Akola,
Why are u breaking sweats on this TV License kizzack?
Ur squirms cannot make me pay and whatz ur interest on this?
Do u know anyone who has paid all his fortunes on TV license and which makes u jealous of me?

It was the 1st lesson i learnt as a young kid never to pay any TV license.
I don't know a soul that pays it in the whole London area but people are forced to pay in 'em remote areas.
Stop whinning-Its a female's trait.


@ Old Glory,
I copy u.
Akola is a typical Ibadan man. I will meet him at the London Zoo.
Its obvious Akola blushes around chics. I can tell he is timid but all his straight-jacket claims are fake.
I can bet Akola is traveling on an arranged passport/Visa
The DOB on the passport will be younger than Akola's real age.


Anyways, I will take his number off u later in the day.
He is becoming something else on this thread and only God knows why he is so desperate to meet me.

Whats so depressing about it?
Its good news at least all foreign players in these clubs will migrate to England to pursue their careers.
Italian players in these teams will join other clubs in Serie A and everything will be sorted.

It will be exciting to see if Italian players will migrate to England and other leagues as we all know they r very homely.
Its not a myth but its a fact that any Italian player that plays outside Italy will not wear their national colours.

Cesc is better than Rooney?


They don't play the same position but i think Rooney is 1,000 metres taller than Fabregas overall.
I don't know any Arsenal player thats better than Rooney for now.
The only player that is close to him is Reyes and he seems to have withered off like a dry rose flower.

Cesc himself cannot utter this blasphemy so i won't even bring maself to argue this out with ya.
Cesc Fabregas? He is a toddler and he's still got a lotta learn.
Bring up another topic please.

@ Old Glory

I am feeling u on this thread.
1000 Akolas and Funloving cannot shake ma beliefs on UK.
The country rocks like krazzzzzzy and u need to discover some hidden secrets to enjoy the fruits of the land.
Akola is yet to discover that secret.

Funloving is a loose cannon.
I can understand his frustrations. He is not getting his grooves on the British Channels and he is trying to vent his anger out on a Jackal that knows how to dodge and dock strays in UK.

Akola thinks i should pay TV licenses but i told him hell nah.
There are some things i pay that most Nigerians don't pay as well.
Its all about priority. Some people don't have insurance on the cars they drive and they feed 3 expensive pet dogs at home.

@ Akolawole.

I will not pay a TV license even if i have a billion pounds to waste.
Its absolutely crazy. Only peopz who don't know their left hand from the right hand pay all those stuffs.

Its not even about shutting my doors.
The gist is when u buy TVs from shops,they give out ur address to TV license hawks who will start dropping shit letters in ur crib.
I evade these vultures by dropping a wrong address and make them go on a goose chase.
I don't understand why i should pay TV License. I paid for the TV maself. I pay for Sky Digital and electricity so why still pay for a bleeping license?
Am i crazy? Pls alert Scotland Yard that a certain Jackal does not pay TV License.
The laws are not enforced in London so don't break sweats on it.


My mortgage application was approved while i was a student.
There are ways u go about these things. Ring me up if u need help.
I am not gonna disclose this on a public forum so hit me up on this.


@ Funloving,
UK rocks.
Whereabout UK do u stay?
There are 1 million and 1 ways to rock in the UK.
I noticed u are more of a homely dude than a night crawler. Maybe u should come outta ur shell a bit and party.
U can only live once. There's no promise of a second time around.
Staying at home watching Charmed or East Enders will make u grow grey hair fasssssssssssssst.

funloving:
@JACKAL
The one problem I have with this Jackal guy is your persistent and effusive hatred of everything Nigeria and Nigerian.
If God has blessed you be grateful and stop looking down on others and speaking so proudly.
First you call us Lazy and now you talk about all the bad things in Nigeria and conclude that UK is miles ahead of Nigeria.
I do not disagree with you on UK being more prosperous but I am wondering why you have chosen to be more British than the Britons.

You only came here some years ago and then got Residency or Citizenship. You are NOT a TRUE BRITON and you will never be TRUE BRITON.
You will always be a black Nigerian, no matter how much you will like to think otherwise.
Stop branding everything Nigerian has weaker or inferior to Britain.
There are hardworking Nigerians in the UK. Lots of them.
Nigeria is not the worst country.
Nigeria is better than UK in so many other things.

Let those who want to come to the UK come but don't make it sound like it is all about the money, irrespective of how it earned.

Finally, STOP INSULTING NIGERIANS.

If you no longer want to be a Nigerian, it is your call but don't make those of us who are proud of our heritage feel like we are inferior.We are not. We simply choose to love ourselves and stick to our beliefs and not the white man's beleifs that you have come to imbibe so much.

Remember, no matter how much you defend this country, it will never be yours. It belongs to the Britons. The only country that is truly yours is Nigeria.

NOTE: This response is just to caution JACKAL to stop making Nigerians seem inferior and lazy.It is not a response to the topic under discussion.

Can someone tell me why Funloving is so excited about my comments?
I am not more British than the Britons but i am just stating the facts here.
How have i insulted any Nigerian on this thread?
I am not making Nigerians feel inferior but letting Nigerians know how to go about things when they get abroad.
It seems u are after me for more reasons than we think but i won't be distracted by ur anatgonisms.
My main target is Akolawole. I am going to make that born pessimist run out of Nairaland with his tails in between his legs.

Dream on, dreamer.

Cristiano Ronaldo alone will cost u around £50m cos he has tripled his worth since the start of the world cup.
Maybe u guys should start with Okocha, Oliseh and Fadiga.

U want me and love me?

I reckon u need an application letter, 2 passport photgraphs of your recent picture, £5000 non-refundable bank-draft and your vital statistics.
Mail all these to me within 48 hours and u will get an instant decision.
Aiiight?

Are u sure?
There's only one Jackal in the world.
Other Jackals are wild animals so do the math.

Ok.
So why r u still in the jungle looking for me?

Fabregas better than Vieira?
He is not better than make-shift defender, Alan Smith.

Fabregas their ass.

@ Alheri,
She vowed to renounce her gunnership on NL if i agree to her advances.
What should i do to this Gunner?

Its going to be very tough.
Can the Germans wear the Italian's defence? No.
If this match gets to penalty shoot-outs then Germany might win.

Prediction:
Germany 0 - 2 Italy.


@ Prisccy.
No team has been able to eliminate Italy from the world cup within normal time in about 4 decades now.
Italy always get knocked-out by penalty shoot-outs or Golden goal.
They have the meanest defence in the world with Nesta and cannavaro closing shops on strikers.

@ Priscilla,
I am not at war with Mukina2.
Mukina and I are best of pals.

For your information, Mukina2 is in love with me and she's been chasing me for the last 12 weeks.
What do ya think? Should i gel for this chic?

Why should i help Cesc Fabregas?
What has he contributed to this world cup?
Cristiano Ronaldo is the man.
He is the best young lad in this tournament by miles.
Hate him or Love him, he is the top man.