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Milan have been allowed to compete in the Champions League in the forthcoming campaign, although the Rossoneri start the coming season with an 8-point top flight handicap.

Juventus' demotion to Serie B will stand but Lazio and Fiorentina are to remain in Serie A.
The Bianconeri had already been handed 30-point  Serie B deduction for the forthcoming campaign, but, on appeal, that has now been reduced to a 17-point penalty even if the deposed champions' relegation stands.

Lazio and Fiorentina have been allowed to remain in Serie A, but will start 11 and 19 points deduction respectively.
What y'all think?

Trade Gallas for Ashley Cole?
Even the dumbest manager won't deal like that.
Its like trading Van Der Sar for Ike Shorunmu.

Mourinho will land his man as long as Ashley Cole is interested in joining Chelsea.
Money is no object when Roman needs a player. He is ruthless and always go for broke.
Little did u know that Chelsea is looking beyond the premiership and aiming for the big one-Champions League trophy.
The left-back position is the weakest link in Chelsea team and Jose knows he has to take care of that loop-hole.
Mourinho should trade Makelele or Ballack for Man Utd's Gabriel Heinze.

@ Bigshishi.
I got inferno and i am ready to roll.
Just gimme the go ahead and i am ready to bite anyone's jugular veins and send em to the hell they belong.
It's been long coming and i want to put all fake Nairaland MCs to sleep with doses of rap punches lethal enough to wreck nerves.

@ toshmann,

Man Utd is greater than Liverpool.

When was the last time Liverpool won the domestic league?
Liverpool has never won the Premiership and u have the guts to say Liverpool is great?
Pleeeeeeeeeeeeease, Liverpool is shyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyte.

Ssup woodboi,
I am really from Baghdad and i started droppin bombs on sodomites like u while u were sucking ur momma's titz.
U wanna war? Bring It.

Can we get kinky tonight?

I feel u dawg.
Lets get today's proceedings proceeding.

Can u school me to whatz been going on this thread since i left?
Who are the major cats that spit venom and how many groups are involved?
I am glad to know ya album is out.
U should have contacted me so i can drop some 80 bars of hardcore lyrics on one of ur tracks.
Hit me up, son.

Nas is a god.
He is one of the best lyricist alive in the rap game but EMINEM is slightly better than Nas.
It takes the deepest of thoughts and subliminal reasoning to understand his lyrics.

"One Mic" is one of the greatest rap cuts ever.

"Life's a Bitch," but God-forbid the bitch divorce me
I'll be flooded with ice so hellfire can't scorch me

Affirmative action-Nas

Now in the Bible it says
Thou shalt not watch two lesbians in bed,
Have homosexual sex
Unless of course you were given the consent to join in
Then of course, it's intercourse
And it's bi-sexual sex

Rainman-Eminem


[b]My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge
That'll stab you in the head
whether you're a gay or lez
Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest
Pants or dress - hate gays? The answer's "yes"
Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic
Starin at my jeans, watchin my genitals bulgin (Ooh!)
That's my motherfuckin balls, you'd better let go of em
They belong in my scrotum, you'll never get hold of em
Hey, it's me, Versace
Whoops, somebody shot me!
And I was just checkin the mail
Get it? Checkin the 'male'?
How many records you expectin to sell
after your second LP sends you directly to jail?
C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men
Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)
Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus
Heal this child, help us destroy these demons
Oh, and please send me a brand new car
And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital
Preacher preacher, fifth grade teacher
You can't reach me, my mom can't neither
You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause
I watch TV, and COMCAST cable
and you ain't able to stop these thoughts
You can't stop me from toppin these charts
And you can't stop me from droppin each March
with a brand new cd for these fuckin retards
Duhhh, and to think, it's just little ol' me
Mr. "Don't Give A Bleep," still won't leave[/b]

Criminal-Eminem

kellorah was fidgetin cos jackal was all over her in bed last night.

@ wormedup,
There are not too many good left-backs in the world at the moment.
Taiyetaiwo is anutha option if Marseille is willing to sell him.

Aiiight but i won't drink to that.

Rap is life and life is rap.
Keep reading this thread and maybe ur taste will change.

@ Kellorah,

If u dunno now u know honey.

It seems u got deep interests in rap.
Lets YIM.

@ Kellorah,

Cos Niggaz started the art of rapping

@Everyone,
Who are these pussyz called Hoodloyals?
Weak muthafcukers dont deserve to breathe so i wanna challenge all y'all.
Menike challenged me and i am ready to nail his ass back to Baghdad to the cross.
Menike, is this your end?

@ everyone,

Leave the only Knight(Sir Lordimpaq) on Nairaland alone.
He is just an objective gooner not driven by sheer patriotism like Bagoma, Priscilla, Kitaun and co.
Lordi see things the way it should be seen and expresses himself without being biased.
Y'all lil' gunners should borrow a leaf from him.

@ wormedup,
Lahm is not for sale.
Bayern Munich refused to sell to Mourinho after Michael Ballack walked out on 'em.
Ashley Cole is the only option available as Roberto Carlos is not ready to leave Real Madrid yet.
William Gallas can also fit into that position of left-back so it aint really a do or die affair for Jose to land Ashley Cole.

@ Christino,
Xtiano Ronaldo is back in training.
All other world cup contingents are back and Carrington training complex is buzzing with life.

@ teeroy,
What education have i received?
Y'all guys have not been able to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the EPL lacks substance.
The English Premiership has hype and substance and more foreign players kept coming to grace the league.

The questions r too cheap.
I WILL NOT TAKE PART IN THIS QUIZ.

Maybe u should set anutha quiz for the seniors.
This photo quiz is definitely for the juniors(the ladies n kitaun)

Had a massage from edygirl in bed last night.

@ Hucarson,

The testimonial match was a delight to watch. I think the Gooners got things right for the 1st time cos the organisation was top draw.
They were able to bring virtually all the great legends that has played for Arsenal and Ajax in the past.
Players like Frank De Boer, Frank Rijkaard, Van Basten, Johan Cryuff, Kanu Nwankwo, Emmanuel Petit, Vieira(prodigal son) etc.
It was a nice match to see as Van Basten and Rijkaard impressed the most. Kanu also displayed some sublime skills and he was lucky to get a goal.
Henry was also a constant menace to the old Ajax defence that paraded Jaap Stam, De Boer etc.

The only blemish on the day was the way Arsenal fans booed Edgar Davids all through the match.
I guess twas because he plays for Tottenham.
Davids played as if he had something to prove and he almost scored when he chipped Seaman but he was brought down ferociously by an Arsenal defender.
On anutha day, the defender wld have seen red but the referee only gave a penalty.
De Boer squandered the penalty-kick as his shot went high over the bar.

The whole presentation was nice and i was happy Kanu made his mark.
Maybe Wenger should re-sign Kanu's contracts.
Dennis Bergkamp had a good match although he squandered good chances set up by Henry and Ian Wright.
Lest i forget,Van Brockhorst and David Seaman alsio featured.

I hope i have satisfied ur requirements.

@ Akolawole,
Sometimes its not about the money. Its Politics.

Mohammed Al-Fayed(Harrods Owner) is a multi-billionaire and he was denied British Citizenship despite his enormous investments in the UK.

Keep watching, mate.

Of course.
Hell is not yet loose and i don't see us clashing on the Sports thread cos we kinda share the same views on most topics.

Akolawole:
He has a very very tight private live thanks to Roman who provided him his accommodation at Belgravia square( 3rd most expensive area in the world), his neighbours are the Dukes and Duchess and Mr Abrahimovich ( who had an apartment 5 mins away).

As much as i don't want to argue with u i must shed some light on this comment.
I'm sorry i might go off-topic.

The Belgrave square is not even in the top 10 of the most expensive area in the world.
Its true the Dukes and Duchesses stay here but its not the most expensive area in London let alone, the world.

The world's most expensive neighbourhood is the Kensington Palace Gardens in London.
The average home price here is about £45m and its tucked between the Kensington High Street and Notting Hill.
Even the richest londoners[b](Roman Abrahamovic and Mourinho)[/b] secretly seethe at the regal mansions that line the street, since few are actually owned by Brits. Middle Easterns and Swiss tycoons have grabbed the 1st dibs.
What not to miss on this street is the famous house number 18/19, billed at £70 million, is London's single most expensive house.

Other neighbourhoods that follow suit are the Jupiter Island in Florida, Belle Haven in Connecticut, Pacific Heights in California and The Victoria Peak in Hong Kong.
Abrahamovic is the 2nd richest man in the UK but his money cannot even buy a crib on Kensington Palace Gardens.

@ Sir Lordi,

I ain't a mad dog and the likelihood of us clashing is nil especially when u r the most objective Nigerian gooner alive.
Theres a lot of football fans e'rywhere but few of 'em are real.
Thats why you don't Bleep with just anybody.
A lot of niggas like me is just on the low, chillin and not botherin nobody, until one mothafcuka Bleep with 'em
And then all hell break loose.

@ Lordimpaq,
I am waiting for u to draw the FIRST BLOOD.
What gives?

@ Lordimpaq,
I never knew u love hip-hop or watch gangstar movies.
Club is the religion and not the players.
I am a Red Devil 4 life even Man Utd plays in the conference league.

U will be surprised at the number of people that will switch if for example, Chelsea suffers the same fate as Juventus.
Majority of 'em Chelski fans are just glory hunters.
Most of 'em moved from United to Arsenal and now to Chelsea.

_{the jackal snarls and lies in wait ready to pounce}.

@ debosky,

http://www.teamtalk.com/football/story/0,16368,1778_1324121,00.html

This should confirm your doubts.

Ronaldo's mum wants him to stay at Man United.
Ferguson stood by the lad when he had a rape case andmost especially when he lost his dad.
Xtiano will be around for years i guess.

The combo should be bad with Ronnie running the left channel and Rooney on the right with Torres penetrating from the middle.
Who will stop the enfantz terrible when they blend 2gether.
They shall become Premiership's finest.

@ debosky,
U can say that again.
I have already cancelled my pre-orders with Kitbag.
There's no way i am going to put those rags on ma neck
Those jersies suck like hell but i was a bit relieved when i learnt the jersey was designed in memorial of Matt Busby's shirts of 1950.
Its managable but those Jersies look like what the Israelis wore while crossin the Red Sea some million years ago.

I don't have anything against Arsenal.
Its the Nigerian fans that support Arsenal that get on ma nerves.