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@ Gunner.

A lot of football fans still don't know what happened with Ferdinand's drug case.
They still believe he was banned for taking drugs.
David Dein was the man alleged to have blown the case out of proportion and jobless Sepp Blatter stepped into the matter.
Rio was punished unjustly but he has gotten over everything now.
He is a tower at the back and Rio simply rocks.

Priscilla,
The Glazers are willing to offer u £1m to renounce the Gunners on NL.
Consider this very well cos i dont want u to make rash decisions.
£1m can do a lotta things for u.

Deal or No deal?

Patrick Vieira?
What an irony?
Ruud/Keane is leaving United and their main foe wants to join United? No frigging way.
I prefer Cannavaro and Pirlo/Gattusso to Vieira at OT.
Vieira will sell-out match plans to his countryman Wenger before kick-offs.
He will be a J U D A S.

@ loyika,

Fergie hasn't lost any power at Old Trafford and he's still very much at the helm of affairs.
Take Ferguson for a granted as a player at ur own peril.
He made Rooney send texts to Cristiano after the red card issue and even forced Rooney to the press and say he does not hold any grudges against Cristiano Ronaldo.
Ferguson always win with his players. No individual player is greater than Ferguson @ Man Utd.

Unfortunately, the Glazers don't know jack about football and they dont care as long as the club generates substantial income.
Real Madrid cannot, and i repeat, cannot pull better than Man United.
Man U does not over-price like Chelski or Real Madrid but when United is really after a player they must get him at all costs.

The reason why u believe Madrid is so powerful is because of the south-american factor.
Spain share a lotta similarities with South Americans in terms of culture and language.
Majority of the Brazilians, Argentines and most of these hispanics prefer to play in Spain than England because of the language barrier.
Remove this factor and Real Madrid is nuthing but a boy-scouts camp.

The Gunners hate United more than all the other London clubs.
Liverpool, Man City and Blackburn used to be the major rivals of Manchester United until gay-faced Wenger started his beef with Ferguson.
The beef has escalated to the point that Metropolitan Police always issue special warnings to fans whenever these 2 teams are clashing in the premiership.

The gooners see Man Utd as a major threat to their progress and they hatch grudges whenever the issue of Man Utd comes up but Mourinho has dampen the effects by coming in btw the 2 old gaffers.
Don't get it twisted, Arsene Wenger hates United. He targeted Ruud so many times the FA had to ask him to apologise to Ruud.

Ruud is 30.
His performances are on the decline though he is one of the best goal poachers in Europe.
OT will def'ly miss Ruud but life must go ON.
Ruud has past his peak and i doubt if he will score 150 goals for Real Madrid in the next 5 years.

Ferguson hardly make mistakes.
People said more than this when he sold Andy Cole and Dwight Yorke off for an injury-plagued Van Nistelrooy in 2001.
The fact is there are 10 million Ruuds out there yet undiscovered.
I believe Torres or Huntelaar can fit into Ruud's shoes easily but time will tell.

@amodu,
Priscilla is more than a soldier.
She's a combatant.

She's the next victim i will lure to Man Utd.
Priscilla, watch ur back and look out for me in ur nightmares.
I am fast closing my hands on u.

@ Menike,
Ssup Nigga?
U just happen to fizzle outta Nairaland.
Its so good to know u r still doing ya thang.

I saw ur dumb rhymes hittin at moi but it lacks dimension and latitude and who tha heck is big shishi?
Anyways, i don't wanna join y'all on that thread cos the carnage will be too massive.
I do 300 bars these days and i am in a killer mood to rip hearts out of wankstas.
Please don't get me involved by pullin me back into ur MC Battlez.

@ toshman.

toshmann:
being a sucessful club is not about being the richest club. huh!

Ohhhhh My Daysssssssssssssssss.
Can u show me any rich man that is not succesful or can u show me a succesful man that is not rich?

Man Utd is the most succesful club in England by miles ahead of the Scousers.
When was the last time Liverpool won the Premiership? They have never won it since the premier league started in 1992.
Lets call a spade a spade, United holds the aces.
Man U is a club built on the sweats of great players and good management over the years.
The football brought the success and money to United but money brought football to Chelsea.
Get the difference?

@ ALL ARSENAL FANS,

I don't know why u lots are complaining.
How many times have Arsenal fans on Nairaland go to Man Utd and Chelsea threads to comment and write their bullsh*ts.
What goes around comes around.
Personally, i cannot blame any spammer trying to clog the wheels y'all gunners.

Charity begins from home. Get rid of all the roaches in your camp before fighting others.
If the Gooners on Nairaland can behave 'emselves by not trespassin' we will also stay clear.
As long as gooners go to Man Utd and Chelsea threads to post dud comments we shall continue to cause chaos and anarchy at the gunners camp.
Raids after attacks will not cease and we shall kidnap all your young members every now and then.

This is not a THREAT, its a promise
Can all anti-gunners say YEAHHH YEAHHH YEAAHHHHHHHHHHH?

@ Mochafella,

Of course there's a source to this story.

http://home.skysports.com/worldcup/article.aspx?hlid=402519&CPID=4&clid=368&lid=2&title=Blatter:+Zizou+may+lose+award

Copy this link to ur browser and read the full gists.

@ Teeroy,

Have u seen Man Utd's statement on Ronaldo?
Its better u look before u leap next time.
Ronaldo is going nowhere.
Ferguson will rather keep him on the bench than sell him out to Madrid.

@ Bolaoni,

FIFA had already awarded Zidane the golden ball before the incident.
They already made up their mind to give it to Zidane during the half-time break before Zizou decked Materazzi 70 mins later.

Zinedine Zidane may be stripped of the Golden Ball award because of his infamous headbutt in sunday's world cup final.
FIFA Boss, Sepp Blatter said this decison will be made after a probe into the incident.
There has been wide speculation since about what Italian Defender,Marco Materazzi said to the French captain before the incident.
It has been reported he called the Algerian-born star the "son of a terrorist LovePeddler".

Meanwhile, Zidane's mum, Malika Zidane praised her son for his actions on the pitch.
She claimed she was disgusted at the alleged abuse her son received from Materazzi. She told reporters her son was just protecting her honour in sunday's final

@ Akolawole,

When is the next round of quiz?

I already have a book on George Best.
Please send this book to my wifey, Mukina2(Man Utd's newest member on Nairaland)
She might want to know some few things about the club's history.

@ Bolaoni,
Better luck next time.

@Teeroy,
No one is trying to sound like an expert here.
Whatever u read on the pages of any UK newspapers or websites is biased.
Cristiano Ronaldo is the most- hated figure in the UK as of today.
The British press is trying all they can to send him on exile but Ferguson knows Ronaldo will be instrumental to United's coming season.
Xtiano was the brightest young player at the world cup and Man U does not sell their best young players.

As of now, Carlos Queiroz has been sent to Lisbon to bring Ronaldo back to Manchester ASAP.
British Press and Sir Alex Ferguson don't go hand-in-hand and i can bet Ferguson won't let Ronaldo go to Real Madrid until he gets a replacement.
Sir Alex has a strong character and he will not allow national team issues to jeopardise his club management especially when he didn't want Rooney to go to Germany in the 1st place.

Cristiano Ronaldo and Ruud Van Nistelrooy are staying.
www.manutd.com/news/fullstory.sps?iNewsid=345704&itype=466&icategoryid=120
They ain't going nowhere.

@ Kitaun,
Mukina's case is a lost case.

As a matter of fact, she's enjoying the luxury of my bedroom at the moment.
She will get back at u guys by releasing her statemnt very soon.

I can't understand why u believe Chelsea is the most-hated team in the world.
FYI, Man Utd is the most hated team in England by miles.

Do u know Rooney's cars were smashed even before the English team went to the world cup?
Ferguson's ideas are always questioned by the press.
Compare these 2 scenarios:
Arsenal's trophyless season(2005/06) Versus Man Utd's trophyless season (2004/05) and check out what the British Press said about the 2 managers.
I can go on and on. Mourinho is a new guy on the block so he has not even faced 1/10th of what Ferguson has faced so forget Chelsea being considered the most hated in England.

Man Utd and Millwall FC are the most hated teams in the world.

@ Akola,
Your ploy to assassinate ma character won't work.
The Jackal himself is a professional assassin so quit the plans.


How can one soul represent 8 different characters on Nairaland.
I have got to be the most idle mind in the world to think of that.
We are all different dudes though we write similarly but hey,its the environment.

Take your analysis somewhere else, Loads of people won't buy it and other usernames will come guns blazing after u.

@ Akola,

Why are u quoting me all the time.
R u starting another war on NL?

I don't understand u at all.
U have quoted Reyes, Jagenne and Hucca.
Why r u stereotyping the United fans?
Are we the Outcasts of Nairaland?

@ Bolaoni,

You are absolutely spot-on.
FIFA is a cock-sucking organisation and their credibility seems to be diminishing fast.

FIFA claimed they had already decided to give Zidane the award during the break(after 1st half). This was before Zidane ran wild.
Of course, they must have come to their conclusions because of Zizou's audacious penalty kick and his general contributions during the 1st half against Italy.

FIFA is insinuating they wld have changed their cheating minds if they had seen Zizou's head-butt before deciding.
So much for FIFA's politricks----------------They could have still changed their minds cos the results hadn't been announced yet as at the time Zizou went insane but u never know with FIFA.

Only God knows what would have happened if it was Wayne Rooney in Zidane's shoes.
Blatter could have ordered for his castration.
Buncha hypocrites!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


FIFA will do nuthing to Zizou and don't be surprised when FIFA names Zidane as the World Footballer of the Year 2006.

Justkunmi,

Don't regard the stuffs on 'em newspapers.

British Press hates Man Utd and they are always eager to cause disuntity in the team.
C. Ronaldo will never do a runner on a Ferguson who helped him develop and guide him through his tribulations when Cristiano lost his dad and his rape allegations.
As a matter of fact, Ferguson's assistant, Carlos Queiroz(a.k.a. Ronaldo's dad) has stepped into the matter and he has promised to bring Cristiano back to Manchester.

British Press voted Ronaldo out as the best young player at Germany 2006 and they are trying all they can to expel him from Man United.
Ronaldo is pivotal to Ferguson's success this season and  Fergie won't let Ronaldo go till he can find a suitable replacement in age and talent.

@ nightrider,
Aiiiyo, i drink to that.

Cambiasso's goal against Serbia & Montenegro is a classic.

The goal should rank as the best goal ever scored at the World cup.
24 sublime passes leading to a neat back-heel killer pass from Crespo.

Argentina is unarguably the most exciting team at the world cup.

It still beats me Roman Riquelme was not on the Mastercard's list and a shaky John Terry made it.
So much for FIFA's politrickz.

@ Justkunmi,
No cause for alarm at the United Camp.
Ferguson went to Germany to do some scouting himself and u should expect about 3-4 inclusions in the team.
Ruud and Ronaldo are going nowhere according to a close source because Ferguson himself is no chicken-livered manager that dances to the tune of the Press.
Sir Alex needs the youthfulness of Rooney and Ronaldo to wrestle the title away from Chelski.

One cannot really say much for now but i understand Tomas Kuszczak(West Brom's goalie has been signed for £4m)

This is a peep on Ferguson's handbook of the likely transfers this summer

Arrivals
           
Player                                              Current Club                  Position                                       Fee

Fernando Torres                              Athletico Madrid            Striker                                          £15m
                                       
Andrea Pirlo                                     AC Milan                        Midfielder                                     Not stated

Marcos Senna                                  Villarreal                        Midfielder                                    £3.5m

Rino Gattuso                                    AC Milan                        Midfielder                                    Not stated
 
Tomasz Kuszczak                            West Brom                     Keeper                                        £2m
 
Stephen Appiah                               Fenerbahce                   Midfielder                                    £7m

Owen Hargreaves                            Bayern Munich              Midfielder                                    Not stated

Maxim Kalinichenko                          Spartak Moscow           Winger                                        £5m

Simao Sabrosa                                 Benfica                         Winger                                        £14m
 
Juan Roman Riquelme                      Villarreal                       Midfielder                                    Not stated

Franck Ribery                                   Marseille                       Winger                                        Not stated

Freddy Adu                                      DC United                     Midfielder                                    £5m

Armando Petit                                 Benfica                          Midfielder                                    £4m
 
Giles Barnes                                    Derby County               Midfielder                                    £2m

Michael Carrick                                Tottenham                    Midfielder                                    Not stated

Mahmood Diarra                              Lyon FC                        Midfielder                                     £15m

Patrick Vieira                                    Juventus                      Midfielder                                     £4m

           
Departures
           
Player                                              Linked With                         Position                               Fee
                                   
Sylvan Ebanks-Blake                       Plymouth Argyle                  Striker                                  Free

Ruud van Nistelrooy                    Various Clubs                 Striker                                 £16m

Cristiano Ronaldo                            Real Madrid                         Winger                                £20m

Darren Fletcher                               Bolton                                  Midfielder                            £2m

Quinton Fortune                             Celtic FC                               Midfielder                            £5m

I believe NFA can pay for a world-class Manager but the problem is the management and unnecessary interference by NFA.

How much is Tunisia paying Roger Lemerre?
Nigeria should bid for Scolari if he is going to be available.

Hector Cuper
Guus Hiddink
Jose Pekerman
and Maybe Sven Goran Eriksson.

Zidane has been named the Most Valuable Player of the 2006 World Cup despite being the player with the worst disciplinary record at the world cup with 3 yellow cards and a red card.
The prize is decided by media votes at the tournament. Zidane received 2,012, Italian captain Fabio Cannavaro finished second (1,977) and his team mate Andrea Pirlo was third (715).

Already a legend in his own time, this most elegant of footballers continues to amaze with his near-balletic brilliance, and there can have been few individual performances at Germany 2006 to match that produced by the 34-year-old in France’s quarter-final win over Brazil.

Do u think Zidane deserves this award after clearly head-butting Marco Materazzi?

Please share your views.

@ Kitaun,

Pls make sure i don't find u in any thread.
How are u feeling now after France disappointed u.

Lest i forget, stay away from Muks.
Muks belongs to Man Utd fans now so stay off her or u might get castrated.
A word is enuff for the wise.

Forgive 'Em Father For They Know Not What They Do.

@WesleyanA,
Two wrongs don't make a right and i think its totally absurd for u to bring someone else's parents into a public forum.
U have the right to correct whatz wrong but don't cross the deadline by saying someone's parents are lazy.

Keep an eye on ur lips, watch what u spew.

Who's the C-in-C?
Go n bring the whole members of NL to argue this with me.
I know about this like the back of my hand.


Ya problem is a peculiar one.
How can u make such a blatant error without checking the facts.

How many 16-yr-old students are studying in the various Universites in UK?
They are as many as hundreds of thousands.

Do u think parents will let their wards rot away for 2 years after coming out of high school at the age of 15/16 to get into the Uni at 18?
Akola,pls read between the lines.

U have mis-informed Nairaland for so long.
Pls change ur devious ways.

@ Akolawole,
Its obvious you're a typical Ibadan man who knows nothing about University Education in the UK.
U are only a frequent visitor to the UK, u don't live here so there are some certain paths u can never know.
I have told u times without number there are ways to go about some certain things in the UK.
Everything is not BLACK and WHITE like u read on google and froogle.

Please prove me wrong on this again.
The more u reply me, the more i will make Nairalanders see u as a novice/semi-illiterate .
I am on a mission to make u question any and everything u have ever believed in.
The fear of Jackal will do your personality a lot of good on this thread
My advice: is u apologise and run away from this thread with your tail in between your legs.



First all, the minimum age required to study in the university is 17.
In exceptional cases the university do waive this requirement for applicants who are 16 years of age on admission on an individual basis provided that their parents or guardians have given their written agreement in advance to additional safeguards and requirements as specified in Regulations.

Please visit http://www.kent.ac.uk/aps/information-recruitment-admissions/admissions/Appendix7.htm before u start misinforming Nairalanders about how the system works in the UK.


The minimum age required to study at the University of Manchester is 17.
The University also waives this minimum age requirement as long as the parents have given their written agreement in advance.

http://www.manchester.ac.uk/undergraduate/howtoapply/generalentryrequirements/



Lastly, i don't want to meet a pessimistic being like u.
I love meeting people that are optimist who only sees the positive side of life and believe theres a light at the end of the tunnel.
Lets leave our meetings to online chats and a public forum like Nairaland.

U better apologise to Nairaland for blaspheming and quoting heresies.

@ Bankymi.

Akolawole is just one of those lads who thinks he knws everything but he does not know jack.
He believes everything by the book and he does not know there are ways to go about a lot of things.

I know enough non-home owners who's got humungous credit card limits in the UK.
A friend of mine(Nigerian) works as an expartriate for Halliburton in south-east asia and his AmEx card is "no limit".
There's nuthing on the face of this earth one cannot buy with a no-limit credit card.
The only snag to stuffs like this is DISCIPLINE and steady repayment schemes like a standing order/direct debit.

This lad is not a home owner but the company he works for was able to arrange a "no limit" American Express cards for all their staff working as expartriates abroad in case of EMERGENCY.
Some novices enjoy to display their ignorances on public forums to mis-inform other people.


@ T2,
U must work for FBI or  24's CTU(Jack Bauer + Chloe O'Brian + Edgar Stiles) to have caught beyonce1 just like that.
This is copy n paste at its best and i think we need to start clamping down on plagiarism on this forum

Are u a professor or do u have a franchise at www.turnitin.com?
I'm quite impressed on your research because this a clear cut example of "caught in the act RED-HANDED"

@ WesleyanA,
Why don't u go on the net to find out the number of years it takes to get a  Bachelor's degree in the UK?
Get your facts right before accusing someone of twisting his facts.

I think u should come and spend some time in the UK to see how Nigerian women spend stacks of pounds on vanity.
Nigerians irrespective of their jobs like looking cream/buff at any cost to floss and flaunt.
Why are many people in debt in the UK? Its just because they lack the much needed self-control.
Nigerians(especially women) rinse their credit cards on clothes + bling-bling all in the name of looking good and when the debt comes knocking, they blame the UK system on their downfall.




Is nursing the only profession available in the UK to Nigerians?
Why can't Nigerians in diaspora involve themselves in mentally-tasking jobs like IT and Engineering to better their lives.
Why must it be nursing and cleaning for Nigerian lads in the UK?

Nigerians in diaspora will continue to complain about hardships in the UK until they take the bull by its horn and go for broke.
I don't settle for less and i always aim for the top.
The fact is i don't know how to do many things but i believe i am the best at the few things i do.
Maybe i was born to be different or born to make a difference but i know sky's the limit for any Nigerian in the UK willing to push himself to the top of the echelon.
We don't have to relocate to the US or Canada to become successful.

Aiight Miss Beyonce aka The Doubting Thomasia.

Jealous Ones Still Envy. 

Where about do u stay? Hackney?