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Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 4:22pm On Feb 10, 2020
Unbiased1:
Which one is "Infinix hot 8 3G" again grin
If it's the "Hot 8 lite" you are using, then you actually made a big mistake buying that phone.
If you are with the receipt, go to Slot and swap it for the "S5 lite." The S5 lite is the best Infinix mid-range phone in the market. It's battery lasts longer than that of the S5 itself, Samsung A10 and Xiaomi note 8, this is from a practical analysis after the 3 phones were compared to know which one has a better battery durability irrespective of the Specification.
bro. There is infimix hot8 lite that one is 2gig ram and ordinary hot8 that one too is 3gig ram. I bought the two same day at alaba international at infinix outlet. Will their collect it back? Please my guy, I need your reply because this phone is making me loose my sanity here
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m):
Kalapizim:
Hi, please dm me your imei/build number.
this is the number.hhh
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 4:08pm On Feb 10, 2020
Kalapizim:
Hi, please dm me your imei/build number.
please where do I get the IMEI number please
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 4:06pm On Feb 10, 2020
Kalapizim:
Hi, please dm me your imei/build number.
I will do that now
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 4:05pm On Feb 10, 2020
photon3106:
Interesting grin
ask anyone using the same phone and if it's not truth then know that am lying
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 4:04pm On Feb 10, 2020
photon3106:
Are you being serious about the bolded? grin


Interesting!
I swear with my life bro. Sometimes sef e go be like say make I just smash it on the wall, but where de � to buy another one
Crime › Re: Pastor Charity Okpara Sells Member’s 7-Month-Old Baby In Lagos by jacoik(m): 3:59pm On Feb 10, 2020
I don't even know what to say than ask: who did this to us bikonu. How I wish am the judge that will handle these case sef
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 3:50pm On Feb 10, 2020
Infinix hot8 3G is the worst phone I have ever used. When you need it most it can't bring network even if you like climb mango tree. It pains me so much that am a lover of all infinix phone and for the past years my and my family has been using infinix, it's only these present one and one other I used two years ago( carmeleon) that give me hell and these one (hot8 3G ) is still dealing with me. I love they products so much but don't have any other option now than to buy the suggestion of my friends my checking other products. You are using phone to browse network will just go and there is an icon beside the network icon that comes to 555,984,44 and so many but when it come to 0 you, you will spend 10 to 20mts before it comes up again
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 3:46pm On Feb 10, 2020
Infinix hot8 3G is the worst phone I have ever used. When you need it most it can't bring network even if you like climb mango tree. It pains me so much that am a lover of all infinix phone and for the past years my and my family has been using infinix, it's only these present one and one other I used two years ago( carmeleon) that give me hell and these one (hot8 3G ) is still dealing with me. I love they products so much but don't have any other option now than to buy the suggestion of my friends my checking other products
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 3:39pm On Feb 10, 2020
Infinix hot8 3G is the worst phone I have ever used. When you need it most it can't bring network even if you like climb mango tree. I bought two, 2G for my son and 3G for myself. But since I bought the phone I have never has rest, though I haven't been around to ask my son if he also had the bad experience of browsing with the phone. I have changed three different network but still the same! The phone na nonsense
Phones › Re: ***** Infinix Discussion Thread ***** by jacoik(m): 3:09pm On Feb 10, 2020
Infinix hot8 3G is the worst phone I have ever used. When you need it most it can't bring network even if you like climb mango tree
Phones › Infinix by jacoik(op): 3:02pm On Feb 10, 2020
Infinix hot8 3G is the worst phone I have ever used. When you need it most it can't bring network even if you like climb mango tree.
Christianity Etc › Re: Share Your Experience With Fetish Friends, Neighbor, Landlord, Co-worker Etc by jacoik(m): 7:10am On Feb 09, 2020
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


Okay I'd share a bit.

An Igbira lady I always shagged would wear a waist bead just before I insert my dogo in her so that she won't get pregnant.
She said it was a traditional contraceptive that ties up the mouth of the womb.
She never got pregnant for me despite overflooding her cervix with my cum.

There was this Etsako woman who was cheating on her husband with me. After shagging her, she'd look for a goat to jump over.
She said it broke whatever ill luck her cheating will cause her husband and her kids.
This man became far more successful after I started sleeping with his wife.

There was this married muslim Bini woman who got pregnant for me when her husband was away from town.
She said she will stop shagging me from her 2nd trimester and only shag her husband.
She said constantly shagging her husband will make the unborn baby look like him.
Guess what, the baby was a replica of him.

I once had an affair with Asaba woman who lived close to the market.
Each time I visited carrying goodies in both hands. She won't welcome me unless I drop them or carry both on one hand.

Finally
There was this Catholic nun who was a Mother Superior I was shagging.
She will insist I do the sign of the cross before taking off her undies.
To this day I'd never understand why.

But the greatest of them all is my own superstition.
Each time I have unprotected sex with a lady whom I wouldn't want to get pregnant for me, I simply tie up the blade of a grass and it works better than Postinor for me.

Also, after shagging a married woman. I always recite Galatians 3:13 that says that "Christ has redeemed me from the curse of the law".

I don't know about you, but superstitions work because "onye kwe, Chi ya e kwe".
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, devil na junior brother where u dey, infact he dey learn work were u dey sef
Family › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Denies Husband Sex, But Cheats With 16 Men, Sends Nudes To Them by jacoik(m): 8:37am On Feb 04, 2020
Shibaraba:
See those set of lips.... Girls wey like Preeq na them dey get am
Na so toyin mouth sef be. Exactly. She say I nack her belle during service days. I come dey save for marriage. I no dey chop. I dey save my allawee because I no want make baby suffer. Fix Thanksgiving Day for the day after I arrive Lagos from service. Thank God say I no send her money. Lo and behold different papas come o. We reach like 8. The one wey baffle me be say we fight na we come still settle am by ourselves. The baby go Don know say her mama na Olosho, she just carry the papa face come. Over resemble the guy. Na that day I regret myself. When I see person wey me and him dey share punna. He be like one eyed Sunday. Last time I saw toyin I call her mama rainbow. Thats because all her kids no get the same colour. Black, brown, yellow, white....... Different papas.
Moral of this story. Register those lips for ya head
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy, u no well ooooo. So you passed through such in life? Guy u be legend of seeker
Family › Re: Zimbabwean Woman Denies Husband Sex, But Cheats With 16 Men, Sends Nudes To Them by jacoik(m): 8:34am On Feb 04, 2020
dawnomike:
This Harare must really be an important town in sin city grin
aswear down lolxxxxx hahahaha
Travel › Re: Okada, Keke Ban: MC Oluomo In Talks With Lagos Government by jacoik(m): 8:18am On Feb 04, 2020
Our second governor of Lagos State, we hail thee Sir and we know that you are going to complete this our Lagos badagry express way(oluomo) we love you sir but try and tell your boys to stop bitting drivers and conductors
Family › Re: Why Are Village People So Wicked? by jacoik(m): 5:21pm On Jan 28, 2020
blessedvisky:
What exactly did he hope to achieve by going to the village?? To prove that he was a son of the soil?? Or to 'give back' to his roots??
Op there is a reason why cases of spiritual attacks and paranormal activities are more prevalent in rural areas than urban ones.

Why didn't he build in a city 'jejely' and enjoy his money and health?
Many Nigerians need to remove this idea of 'going to settle home' from their minds.
Some do this because that's supposed to be the norm (whoever created such norms and why, I don't know)

Some do it because they actually want to live larger than life, show off and be treated like royalty by commoners. Where better to get such a treatment than a rural place filled with poverty

Some do it because they think these rural areas would one day be developed enough and their investments in lands and properties there would yield massive returns for them and/or their children

Whatever the case maybe, please note somethings
Envy & Jealousy know no bounds. Many people have poor mindsets and they're extremely common in these areas where life is relatively simple. Instead of trying to emulate the rich person, they'll start wishing what is his was theirs instead. Some will graduate to the level of trying to scam the man. Some will try to bed him. Some will try to make friends with him by all means. Some will outrightly hate him and all these ones don't mind going spiritual against him to either have access to his money or ruin him completely so that they can all be struggling together

Stay woke people. Even if you must do things back home, do it as discreetly & quietly as you can. Nobody really loves a showoff (whether accidental or intentional) . Not everyone will be happy for your success
as I read your post now tears just filled my eyes because that's what exactly happened to me. But bro, are we not going to develop where we came from? Are we not going to bring the face of our town out? It really leaves so much to imagine
Politics › Re: Uche Ogbuagu Officially Defects To APC by jacoik(m): 3:50pm On Jan 28, 2020
oyinkel:
Given the situation of things, I can see that the south east will be negotiating ground for the North to retain power beyond 2023.

It should be no problem at all, and really its not, because I foresee a move that will undo the north should they go in this direction. Whereas the southwest is known for compromise, diplomacy and dialogue (which maybe considered as cowardice), the common denominator for the North and southeast is ruggedity, Many will argue with this but its the obvious.

The Southwest still remain the boundary of neutrality, that keep the corrosives passions of the North and Southeast in check through the history of our Nationhood.

The Southeast is obviously in its weakest position politically and so am not surprised at all this forced decamping in deaspirate attempt to retain their hold of whatever is left of the political crumbs available to them, my caution would be to the North, they should tread softly, the Southeast are not known for loyalty, especially when they don't have to be loyal.

The good thing is, I am sure the Southeast would achieve the needed restructuring in months, (which the Southwest have tried hard to achieve in decades without success), given the same political privileges.

We dey watch!
you said the honest truth here and there is no two ways about it. I just shared these topic on another post now
Foreign Affairs › Re: Billions Of Locusts Swarm Over East Africa by jacoik(m): 6:45pm On Jan 25, 2020
Nikeruka:
That is food for some people. Their carbohydrates were taken away and replaced by proteins
lolxxxxx hahahaha abi oooo my sister. Blessings in disguise
Business › Re: I Released My House Document To My Cousin To Obtain Loan, How Can I Get It Back? by jacoik(m): 4:00pm On Jan 23, 2020
Shibaraba:
Borrow only what you can afford to give.....

Adedeji..... 1999....200k move to UK. Chingbain till date
Eroms..... 2004....School fees with tears.... Chingbain
Rolake... That one I foolish. My mama jewelry. Box and all..... Rolake Don go
Ikenna. My favorite shirt and jeans plus car. Returned car. Shirt and jeans I no see
David... 2012....bank colleague.... 200k for wedding.... Chingbain.
Chukwudi... Business partner.... 2014...500k.....came back to meet him shelling stories.
All these gave me experience to deal with MMM.
Last money for my life I invest am. I cash out big time. Very big. Saw the signs and vamoosed.
Not counting the "guy how far quickly borrow me 20k there ". Those ones too plenty.

When you broke na those same borrow me borrow me go first yab you. Them go tell you say you no get sense. Besides when I need help no one lends me. So what's the point. These na lesson to all those out there. Borrow only what you can give out.

Your money Don go. Go pay the bank.
Or go the nearest Celestial church of Christ
He go pay the next morning.
Pele
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo. See as laff wan kee me here. U say na cele go mekam pay sharpsharp? I give up on u guy
Politics › Re: Amotekun: ‘Lunatics’ Join Solidarity Rally In Ekiti by jacoik(m): 10:13pm On Jan 21, 2020
JubrinElSudan:
Two mad men names don appear for national Newspaper and i still dey here sad angry
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy ehhh u don mad finish oooo
Health › Re: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by jacoik(m): 5:57pm On Jan 13, 2020
nanizle:
Do you know what blood is? undecided
no Sir. I think you should teach me
Health › Re: What's The Name & Medical Uses Of This Flower? by jacoik(m): 2:42pm On Jan 13, 2020
It boost blood. The leaf itself is pure blood when cook. If you did surgery and lost so much. Blood and want to boost it in 12hrs then use the leaf. Just cook and see the magic
Business › Re: What Will Happen If One Fails To Pay Back Loan From Loan App? by jacoik(m): 2:15pm On Jan 12, 2020
YoungBlackRico:
Your BVN will be flagged!
so his bvm will just carry naija flag like that ? Is not good at all
Politics › Re: Garba Shehu: Buhari’s Children Have Right To Use Presidential Jet by jacoik(m): 7:38am On Jan 12, 2020
knightsTempler:
When someone ask you to send him/her a joke, don't stress yourself, just type NIGERIA ��
lolxxxxx hahahhahaha u no well. Na my sweet con3 u dey abuse lyk dis? Du u knw hu I bi?
Crime › Re: Grandma Bathes Two Kids With Pepper In Rivers, Put Them In Chain For Eating Food by jacoik(m): 10:03am On Jan 10, 2020
1kworks:
angry
That's very strange. The grandmas I know will feed you until eternity and only get mad when u refuse to eat enough.
I swear bro.
Family › Re: Pregnant Woman Dies Of Snakebite From Snake In Toilet in Kaduna ( Photos) by jacoik(m): 5:40am On Jan 04, 2020
ahnie:
A really sad story!
I remember some years back 2015 precisely..I picked a Bible from a pole wall..the Bible has been left there probably for days ..
So I picked it up and took it home...you would not believe what I saw inside the Bible .. names and contacts of spiritualists,their compliment cards, mobile numbers etc.

My husband was strongly against my bringing the Bible home when he saw me with it.

So my husband burned the cards,then flushed the ashes down the wc.
Late into the night...I stood up to go us the restroom...

Glad there was light..which was my saving grace... immediately I open the wc cover to run my business...

I saw a very thin not too long black snake coming out from the wc.
I immediately shut it,then went to call my mai-gida who flushed it down the loo pipe!

That scenery still gives me the kicks till date .what if it had bitten me on my butt?
And I was pregnant then o!

Rip hajia!
Allah ya kawo..shi ma ya ka'ruba!
I don't get it. Is it that the ashes turn to snake or the ashes chase the snake out? This story just sound like our naija home movies
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by jacoik(m): 2:29pm On Jan 01, 2020
strungup79:
You are just like my wife. If marriage is about control, why marry? Why not stay on your own? Making money is not about hustling, if it was i'd be earning over three times what my wife earns. Luck, favour also plays a role. Maybe God just wants to show me who I married.
honestly bro. Almighty really want to show you who you married. You have said it all but have it in mind that you are coming up for good
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Emasculating Me by jacoik(m): 2:26pm On Jan 01, 2020
simonlee:
simple trick....

use a strange number to forward a text to your phone that reads "i will give you N20million and an oil company job if you divorce your wife and marry me"...
then see if she wouldn't go back to factory settings! wink
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear your wisdom is put of this world. Guy I swear, it will work magic to her only if he can apply this wisdom
Romance › Re: Chinese Groom Plays Video Of Bride In Bed With Her Brother-in-law At Reception by jacoik(m): 11:25am On Dec 31, 2019
OgunLaakaye:
Do you realise your plan is cost consuming despite putting in a lot for the wedding?

My brother, Na to just marry the girl and use her for money or spiritual fortification rituals
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear poverty no go die beta
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Just Caught Me Red Handed by jacoik(m): 7:23pm On Dec 28, 2019
daddytime:
Shiit happens...

Na beg plus more begs and true repentance from a contrite heart you need. If she fails to forgive, you need to let her be and move on with the knowledge that you ruined it all by yourself.

Should she forgive and decide to get on with you, a huge dent would have been made on the fabric of trust in your relationship which would take years to fix and regain back.

E don happen to me, my gbola shrink sharp sharp as I begin to speak French, Dutch, English, and Arabic all at the same time.

Not nice an experience.
lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u dey mad ooooo. U spoke almost 10 languages at once lol
Phones › Re: Data Renewal: NCC Slams N2.8bn Fines On Telcos by jacoik(m): 6:31am On Dec 28, 2019
Who has the number of the so-called NCC I want complain of data hike and prices

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