₦airaland Forum

If our government can give us enabling environment, I bet you Nigeria can rule the world. Our electricity problem can be solve by us without inviting Siemens and other Western world for it. Am a true Biafra

MusaChukwudi:
Oga you are ........ sit down and be fucking your wife na. Don't go and look for money. When you get to 55 she will dump your broke ass. Never measure yourself or your life by a stupid woman's toto.

don't misquote me bro. What am saying in essence is that a man should try and give his woman attention and don't allow work or duty take a center stage in your family. Haven't you seen a man and woman that cherish their work more than the children their have? At long run what happen to the kids. One should always have time for his wife, after all their are human as well. Thanks sir

MrPaul2:
its very simple na, its the ability cause conflict or trouble or division in a political party withno mercy for anyone.

its simply can also be referred to the the ability to be a camelone or lion in sheep cloth.

its also the ability to pull down Godfatherism to become the God father

its also the ability to preach the concept of one man one vote and turn out to be a general in election ringging

wow!!! Thanks bro. My lecturer once told me something like this in my university days and now you are clearing it.

Lolxxxxx hahahaha but on a more serious seriously note, why I never see any rip here abi no be person die? Naija wickedness oooo

Please what is oshiomole because I schooled in cantutisnlanal university

Everyone is blaming the woman here but I think the husband has the greater percentage of the blame. When you are around, try and satisfy your wife and stop this stupid of am working hard for the family. You are working hard for the family and so? The woman did wrong actually because that's the only reason the word of God says we should divorce our wife but the hubby is the cause here

gawu1:
If you knew the meaning of ''insulting'', you ought to have known your proclamation statement was more than an insult to the over 200m God created Nigerians.
And so my advice to you.

thanks

Kevsmart88:
If I were to understand you, you are feeling bad u snooped on ur girlfriends phone and discovered all this...wow! I would be damned if I find out my girlfriend ever dated a married man and didn't call it quits instantly....Little wonder why crazy things keep happening in this world now, we now do things our forefathers would frown at in disdain without remorse these days....imagine the effrontery telling U that U went too far, a girl u wanna marry and she knows u have good intentions. Young Man pick urself up and stop whining like a baby, what makes u think she will cut ties with this married man after marriage, she would just upgrade the oga to a family friend(benefactor) asap, leaving gullible U believing he's just a nice man...Our young men and woman have totally lost it, I'm scared what our progenies would become...

you just take the matter off me, I don't even know what to say again because you have already said my words

I have tried to ask my mom severally why she gave birth to me in this country. My major concern is on how to reduce data, they can hold the drop in call please.let the calls keep dropping but let them bring data down and let it also reach my one month I sub. Thanks

gawu1:
Why not you kill her and yourself so that the two of you can be reborn in any where of your choice.

thanks man for the good advice. I don't like insulting people. I will just behave as if o didn't read what you type

festacman:
How come Nigerians are alarmed and taking side in routine brawl between two adults than they are about the poor people of Iwoland whose lands are seized and sold by these 2nd class Obas.
Where is our sense of JUSTICE? Why do allow our prejudices about young king of Iwoland distort our sense of judgement?

more blessings to you bro. If you go to rural villages and see what those so-called Kings do ehhh u will weep for the poor

There was a country indeed. I have asked my mom severally why she gave birth to me in this thing called Nigeria, but she hasn't given me convincing answer.

IamD18:
Look at the content of a white woman's purse.

Very reasonable and interesting contents.

Try open a Nigerian woman's purse. You'll keep seeing things like...

Tissue, pad, spare pant, female condom, makeup kits, Paracetamol, 5inches nail, agbalumo seed, vitamin C, cucumber, spoon, candle, condemned charger, baba blue sweet, Old 20Naira note,postinor13,crayfish, rusted ear rings and all sorts of rubbish.

Some dey even carry shaving bic dey waka around incase they see opportunity to fvck for money, dem go enter bathroom go shave come out dey shine teeth like goat wey dem cut em head.

Tufiakwa!!!

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u no well ooooo

Bigflamie:
@ the second pics, who is that black fool behind the both of them.

The dullard has a mission to accomplish in this shithole before his demise

Sometimes, I imagine how great Biafra would've been if it was achieved back then.

lolxxxxx hahahaha u no well ooo. But that black thing is boda feminist adesuwa

Please what's Google map because I school in Brussels

FuckThaMod:
How do you know the name of the hotel was Radisson blu when you were in traffic? it's obvious the man cheated.. Looking at the hotel alone is cheating.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I give up on your case

IamPatriotic:
Just because a German tried to undermine Google in Berlin, this one trying her luck in Nigeria. Infact, madam you're in hotel room.

I concur. Water no dey carry person wey him no see his leg. I even saw her coming out of room 247

Kingosytex:
The police should release him already because he looks very innocent and has repented.

If Boko Haram members could be released then I believe they should extend the gesture to Samora. In fact, they should release all the prisoners in the prisons and those in the police cells.

They have all repented.

see advise oooo. To give you head boot abi na mouth massage sef dey hungry me

Slawormir:
Damnnnnn niggarrr

She Caught me smoking weed
Na so she go report to my elder sister o
I nor send. She even report to my daddy join
Na so my daddy begin dey vex
They talk any how say me na disgrace

For my mind i nor send una
all these one when all of una just dey vex and form holier than thou so You go surprise ehnnn when my daddy dey small na so he smoke weed anyhow

Because assuming say my daddy or mummy nor taste weed when them young how come he be say when i taste weed for the very first time the thing nor do me anything instead the weed make me hungry

And the law of weed says if you taste am the first time and the weed nor shake you but make you hungry then know say your biological father don first smoke am before

lolxxxxx hahahaha that means na from belle u don spoil finish

Sanchez01:
Stealing from the pot! Crazy

I think the year was 1995 or so. She had just prepared this crazy Turkey stew with Ewedu. As was her usual practice, she had already diced 'our size' and having laboured so hard that day to see the soup come alive (I grinded the pepper on a stone), she served us and I was terribly disappointed in the meat. It looked so tiny that I ate with rage that afternoon.

While eating, I was scheming on how to get even and be satisfied. She noticed how displeased I was but pretended and went about her business. When I noticed she had gone to the bathroom to bathe, I went for the soup in the wooden cupboard it was kept in, brought it down from the compartment, opened it and started looking around for a spoon but found none. I returned to the pot of soup which had massive meats everywhere in it and dipped my hand into it to take one big turkey meat.

The burn was crazy but my sheer determination to succeed made me immune to the pain. After combing for seconds I grabbed what I thought was the biggest and as I took it out, I heard a voice like God spoke to Samuel; 'take it out and you're dead'. Looked up and saw my mum stand over me with a towel on her shoulder and water dripping from her body.

I forced a smile and explained that I was washing the turkey. She was mad. Before she turned to do whatever, I bolted out of the house, but remained in the compound while I mainted over 20m distance.

I thought she'd run after me that day but she never did and that was when this cool breeze blew my way. The feeling of rage I earlier had had been replaced with regret and self pity.

Anyways, I stayed out till about 8pm from that afternoon before she invited me inside to sleep in a cool, calm tone I totally believed. How foolish.

I proceeded with caution and slept with one eyes open for about an hour before another voice called out to me to wake up. The time was around 2am at this point and there she was, standing over me again with her dreaded cane. I swallowed spit and thought 'this is it, the end of the world'.

Interestingly, she didn't beat me that night as I had hoped. Rather, I did both frog jump, and some crazy punishments till 7am that I couldn't stand to walk right in the morning. The tears and the litre of mucuos that ran from my ears, mouth and nose that day is still fresh in my heart till date.


It was my first attempt ever and I was caught in the act. It never crossed my mind to steal from her pot again.

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy u don mad finish ooooo. See as people dey look me inside bus as if village people cast spell of madness on me. Where killed me more was where you said you want to wash the turkey. Ur own off me guy lolxxxxx

fergie001:
I was around 17/18 then....watching porn in the dead of the night in my room, not locked...during the days of VCD. Remember the name: "The Aphrodisiac".

I was with the two remotes incase, around 1am...she was going to ease herself, entered the room....I was trying to change the channel...didn't know I was increasing the volume.

She just looked away, sighed....and went on. Never spoke about it, I felt I betrayed her. Didn't do it again.

#InsideLife

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear u don mad finish oooo. Where caught me was the volume

Am going back to my country

And this guy is my manest man ooooo. One of the best in Igbo movie

One of the best I love and respect do much in the industry. This woman can cry sotey you wey dey watch the movie go begin cry for her

SarkinYarki:
Till date I have not seen any man that successfully sponsor a girl through tertiary education and ended up marrying her !!! It's not possible , it can't happen ..either you marry her and impregnate her twice before sponsoring her or sponsor her as charity or forget it..

There is something about sponsoring a girls education that will end up making them hate the fool that sponsored them . Don't try it you are not her father or uncle or brother .

I for blow you hot if to say you dey close

Jahkye:
chaiii

if you have never experienced what it means to be betrayed by someone you loved and cared about so much then you'll be blaming the man

depression is poisonous and not everyone has the strong will to overcome it so before you start bashing the man just know that depression is very very deadly

I concur with you bro. Just watch as some idiots will start bashing the late guy now.

ekanx27:
VAR is coming to Check again


I will keep saying this.......

INEC is the Referee, Supreme Court is the VAR.
If u like dribble like Messi or Score goal like Ronaldo, without VAR, u are just another Yakubu Aiyegbeni

lolxxxxx hahahaha answer u no well

olaboy33:
Democracy is under attack!

What insolence!

By the way, rerun election coming up. We are waiting for inec's magic. This i believe will come from the interpretation of the supreme court judgement.

Duoye might have gotten the second highest vote, he might not meet the constitutional requirements.

rerun again? On which election Sir? Please put me through abeg

MRcocaFanta:
It's like you don't know the power a virgin possesses.

Reason why female virgins are mostly require as sacrifices in movies and there is another reason why Nuns are virgins.

My brother, when five to ten virgin nuns with clean heart gather together to pray for you with ancient Gregorian chants and in Latin.

I swear the way you go blow ehn, e go be like say you do money rituals, everything about your life will be magical, each phone calls to your phones a potential money connection.

If you have a young sister or daughter that is a virgin, nurture her into the holy Christian race, let her be deep into JESUS and Christianity and watch as your life and that of the family turn out for Good.

The power of a Virgin.

Any man that has a virgin lady as a girlfriend or lover has hit a jackpot for life.

what of we that doesn't have virgins nko. What's our fate

Shibaraba:
Every one here would agree that the best insurance is bendel insurance.
Below are some of its numerous benefits
1. Steal car at gunpoint. Robbers will turn to your driver. Drop you home and help you carry your bags to your doorstep. They then drive themselves to the police station and report themselves.
2. Car stolen when parked.
Option a. Robber after opening car will turn to washer man. Will wash seat plus engine even under the car. And then wait for you to arrest him.
Option B. Remote tracker. Bees will sting the robber till he return the car to the very spot it was stolen.
3.in case of accident when car tumbles you suddenly find yourself at the other side of the road seated watching the damage from afar. You Don turn breeze.
4. Accident caused by someone else he must buy new car or repair the whole car till its nearly new.
Price.... Yearly subscription 500 naira. Lifetime subscription 1200 with two eggs and one white fowl

Bendel insurance... .We care

lolxxxxx hahahaha I swear guy you killed it. That means our African powers is never waste. I just love these lolxxxxx

Dpharisee:
From All of us at [b][/b] and other irritating nuisances on Nairaland, we thank the daughter of our darling daddy Buhari for flying on a presidential jet just to take a few photographs in Bauchi, those pictures has turned the 87% poverty rate in the North around to 0%. Boko Haram saw the pictures and fled from Sambisa forest.
We thank our darling aunty Hanna for using a golden Sim card which was reallocated by MTN to Mr Okoye and detaining him for 10 weeks

to give you a dirty slap just dey hungry me

revcompaty:
It's well bro, I can very much understand the feeling. Best is to find out time and get down to Calcare as adviced, get info on the centre closest to you and ensure you visit there very early so as to get early attention cos the crowd there at times can be overwhelming.......speaking from personal experience at Ogba centre

God bless you more sir