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Crime › Re: Video Of Justina Nkang Otuene Murdered By Her Boyfriend, Demain Okoligwe by jamesversion: 12:13pm On Oct 27, 2023
Somebody carry gun for America shoot and kill 19 people and the gunman runaway. If na Nigeria, dem for call am money ritual. undecided
Politics › Re: Wike Hosts Rivers APC, Says "We Will Vote Tinubu Again In 2027" by jamesversion: 4:59am On Oct 27, 2023
hakeemhakeem:
Realignmentification
It has to be. grin
Crime › Re: Delta Police Arrest 26-Year-Old Man For Allegedly Murdering Girlfriend by jamesversion: 8:44pm On Oct 26, 2023
Na December pressure dey cause all these killings??
Politics › Re: Wike Hosts Rivers APC, Says "We Will Vote Tinubu Again In 2027" by jamesversion: 8:40pm On Oct 26, 2023
Wike of PDP hosting Rivers APC. That is Rivers APC came to beg Wike of PDP to help connect them with Federal APC.

What figure of speech is this sef? grin

Irony, maybe
Politics › Re: How Dependent Are The Zones On Federal Allocation? - Statisense by jamesversion: 8:00pm On Oct 26, 2023
Raskimonojendor:
That's where IGR comes in. The SW has the highest IGR even without Lagos. It's the more self reliant as it knows how to generate income than the regions..
Are you sure if you remove Lagos that the SW has the highest IGR. Do you have figures to back your claims?
Autos › Re: Fresh Just Arrived Lexus Is350 For Sale- Big Boys Only Deal by jamesversion: 2:51pm On Oct 26, 2023
Holybwoy:
Commot body no join body if you no be big boy..

Lexus boys no dey price.. direct tokunbo fresh out of Port..

Available for inspection in Lagos.. it can be delivered anywhere though.. I'd let the picture do the talking

Price: 5.5 million

Slightly negotiable

Call/ WhatsApp 091 30 57 63 57
I greet you specially for that comment. Make dem comot body oh. grin
Business › Re: Countries With The Highest Number Of Millionaires In Africa In 2023 by jamesversion: 12:40pm On Oct 26, 2023
I am not understanding. Is it millionaire in Dollars or Naira. Cos if na Naira, I be super multi-millionaire oh.

But since Tinubu happened to Nigeria, I am no longer a millionaire in Dollars.
Politics › Re: Picture Of Wike, Ribadu, Ganduje Others At The Supreme Court by jamesversion: 12:34pm On Oct 26, 2023
chatinent:
Wike?


He must play the tunes the piper called and paid for.
Who dafuq is dis?? grin cheesy grin cheesy

Crime › Re: Missing UNIPORT Student Found Dead, Killed By Boyfriend (Graphic Photos) by jamesversion: 12:30pm On Oct 26, 2023
bonnyhope:
The reason you will hardly find a virgin among the higher institutions graduates.


Dating and cohabiting while in school has a become a norm

Shm..m
Do they even enter the higher institutions as virgins?
Crime › Re: Missing UNIPORT Student Found Dead, Killed By Boyfriend (Graphic Photos) by jamesversion: 5:43am On Oct 26, 2023
Its terrible what we see and hear from this kids.
Politics › Re: Why Is Gaza More Developed Than Lagos? by jamesversion: 5:22am On Oct 26, 2023
EXOUSIAng:
What's the population in Gaza.
Swap the population and see what happens.
Lagos is over populated, Lagos shouldn't have more than 4m residents, today we have over 20million.
The roads are overworked.
LASTMA officials are out there controlling traffic till late at night.
General infrastructures are over worked.
What do you expect?
People have refused to go back to their village, Northerners are entering 911 to come as we speak, Easterners are entering Ekene Dili Chukwu this evening, nobody is returning, na only come dem dey come.....
Transformer that should be meant for a street on max 200 people is serving 2000 people and pure water company, how e wan last
Yorubas are entering with what? Or are they trekking into Lagos?
Health › Re: My Boss Deceived Me Into Donating My Kidney Over Empty $20m Promise — Driver by jamesversion: 10:31am On Oct 25, 2023
dangermouse:
That's too dubious of the boss.

Renegading on an agreement like this is pure evil. I mean, it not easy for one to donate a kidney to one's relative talk more of a total stranger.
Actually, such agreements such have had legal backing. So that when one party deviates from the agreements, litigation is next.

No be so one of very close relations sweet talked me into giving him N3M, and until now na story I dey hear. No legal backing, na only elders for family dey hold meeting for us occasionally.
Crime › Re: How Man Raped Septuagenarian To Death –police by jamesversion: 10:21am On Oct 25, 2023
Y for Yoruba. grin grin grin

Before Magun was invented (which obviously is a traditional deterrent to the utterly absurd and gloomy situation of the Yoruba institutionalised cultural adultery), I wonder how the Yoruba society functioned.
Like bastards anywhere and everywhere in Yorubaland. In some cases, siblings will unknowingly get married to themselves, festering upon the society incestuous offsprings who are not only an abomination to God and society, but also a menace, exuding palpable nuisance everywhere.

Wow. What a people, no wonder they call themselves
Yoruba demons. The direct offsprings of the devil. cheesy cheesy cheesy

Imagine having an erection for a 70+ granny, and raping her to death. lipsrsealed
Politics › Re: Third Anniversary Of The Obigbo Massacre by jamesversion: 6:17am On Oct 25, 2023
gidgiddy, we appreciate Wike for such beautiful displacement of criminal tendencies in Oyigbo. The place is calm and fit for human existence. Your IPOB/ESN members have gone back to the Bush inside IMO/Anambra states to continue the Biafra madness.

If you feel bad about what happened in Oyigbo, cry. If crying isn't enough for you, you can go and die.
Politics › Re: Wike Appoints Chinda As Senior Special Assistant On Land, Urban Planning by jamesversion: 9:53pm On Oct 24, 2023
Lolz. I suppose collect free land for Abuja.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Hamas Sends A Barrage Of Rockets To Israel by jamesversion: 4:40pm On Oct 24, 2023
The is not life abeg. What sort of living condition is this that you have rockets flying over your head daily. The Israelis are really a tough people.
Politics › Re: Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) Among Nigerian States In 2022 by jamesversion: 2:28pm On Oct 24, 2023
olakraft:
Lagos is a giant in Nigeria's commercial landscape, so I won't even go there. But what surprises me is the performance of the so called "brown roof" states of Ogun and Oyo.

Ogun state alone has a higher IGR than the entire South East and the entire North Central with the exception of FCT.

Oyo has IGR higher than 3 SE states and 4 North Central states.


Keep playing... 😎
Oyo and Ogun are benefitting from proximity to Lagos. Remove Lagos IGR and the SWest drops from 1st position.

I always wonder the economic activity ongoing in FCT to warrant such IGR.
Family › Re: Married Men, I Need Help! Your Marital Experience Is Needed. by jamesversion: 2:17pm On Oct 24, 2023
Carcholce:
Please if you are not married, I don’t need your comment. If you are a single father, don’t comment either, if you are a divorcee, please save your strength. Only a happily married man should comment. .
Based on the content of your post, a serial fornicator like me deserve a say, because you’re in my field. Do you what it takes to sleep with over 500 ladies this year alone and counting, giving the harsh economy?

I feel disenfranchised.
Politics › Re: Internally Generated Revenue (IGR) Among Nigerian States In 2022 by jamesversion: 2:04pm On Oct 24, 2023
Hunchogee has stopped comparing Akwa Ibom with Rivers state. grin grin

The "Akwa Ibom will overtake Rivers state" noise has died naturally. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan: How I Lost My Virginity At 14 Right In My Father’s House” by jamesversion: 8:35am On Oct 24, 2023
BoboNogoDie:
No
Fair enough.
Celebrities › Re: Cynthia Morgan: How I Lost My Virginity At 14 Right In My Father’s House” by jamesversion: 6:32am On Oct 24, 2023
BoboNogoDie:
This is very common with MOST girls and I blame the parents.
What's most annoying is that, after they lose their virginity, 95% of them will continue to still engage in the sex and later start doing HOOKUPS and OLOSHO.
By the time they turn 18, BODYCOUNT done reach at least 5 and by the time they turn 25, MOST WILL HAVE LOST COUNT OF THEIR BODYCOUNT. BODYCOUNT GO DON PASS 25. THIS IS THE STORY OF AN AVERAGE NIGERIAN GIRL IN THIS GENERATION.

Sometimes ago, they will be afraid of sex and after they taste it, many will start using it to make money and get their way through...
They will have done all sorts of evil and unimaginable things before marriage, even with married men, yet when they get married, they expect loyalty, dedication and commitment from their husband... MAKE UNA DEY PLAY grin grin grin

Personally, I can never be loyal or committed to a wife I didn't meet as a virgin.
I CAN NEVER EVEN PAY FULL BRIDE PRICE ON HER.
I WILL FIND OUT HER BODYCOUNT AND DIVIDE HER BRIDE PRICE BY IT.
IF I DIDN'T GET THE RIGHT FIGURE, I'LL MAKE ASSUMPTIONS BASED ON...
2, if I ever caught you cheating right under my roof, our relationship is over immediately.
For the purpose of clarity, do you cheat??
Family › Re: Neighbor Sneaking In Ladies At Night Into Matrimonal Home by jamesversion: 6:21am On Oct 24, 2023
Neighbours like this is one reason you need to build your own house.
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by jamesversion: 6:56pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:
I ran your application past Orania, it was declined. They say they already have a Nigerian drug dealer in the vicinity.
Have you repented from being a homosexual?
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by jamesversion: 6:54pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:
I ran your application past Orania, it was declined. They say they already have a Nigerian drug dealer in the vicinity.
Lolz, I forgot, you can't even have access to Orania. What a sad one...and why do you know so much about drug dealing, are you a patron? grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by jamesversion: 5:59pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:
I understand your desperation, clearly Nigeria has no place that comes even close to Sandton despite massive oil wealth 😢😢😢

Here are some super fine places in Royal Bafokeng where u can find the King's white subjects - definitely finer than anything in Nigeria but still a black area.
You seem to love comparison alot, sadly I don't have the stomach for that tonight.

Please suggest an all white neighbourhood, something in the making of Orania. wink
Foreign Affairs › Re: SA Unveils Largest Defence Drone Built In Africa (PICS) by jamesversion: 5:31pm On Oct 23, 2023
TMKsouth:
Start at Royal Bafokeng.
I don't have time for black SAfrican girls, I want white women. I need to stay in areas populated by whites.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Invade The Camp Of Biafra Chief Of Staff ,recover Hilux And Weapons by jamesversion: 2:47pm On Oct 23, 2023
khalling2008:
Death to all terrorists, their supporter, their sympathizers, and those who obey the terrorists to sit at home every Monday.
Wisdom is indeed a gift.
Politics › Re: Nigeria Army Invade The Camp Of Biafra Chief Of Staff ,recover Hilux And Weapons by jamesversion: 2:29pm On Oct 23, 2023
khalling2008:
Kill all the terrorists including their supporters, their sympathizers, and those who obey the order to sit at home.
Read what you wrote again. lipsrsealed
Autos › Re: Super Clean 2012 Mercedes Benz C300 For Sale by jamesversion: 10:24am On Oct 23, 2023
NigerianCars:
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PRICE: 📞

LOCATION: KADUNA

CALL: 09028005637

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Ladyjblimks don put price already for this car.

Na N5.5M she put am. grin
Autos › Re: Super Clean 2012 Mercedes Benz C300 For Sale by jamesversion: 10:21am On Oct 23, 2023
I don't have WhatsApp on my phone.

So how much? grin

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