₦airaland Forum

GboyegaD:
He is an uncle and there are better ways to put it than yell at a nephew. That was condescending on the part of the uncle.

Yes, this is the best comment. Your sisters son, your children's nephew. That was way too condescending.

The uncle could have discussed with his wife and she would stylishly deny him food.

casualobserver:
Do you see me calling PDP people retards?

Must you call anyone retards. Thats how simple and easy threads just turn to theatre of invectives.

Well, it's your plate of porridge. Enjoy.

Inali:
Hi everyone. My friend is in a bit of a dilemma now and needs opinions before he can make his decision on whether to travel to the North for his training or not.

My friend works with a well know bank as a full staff, but he recently got drafted into the DSS(this should be a great news right?). The reason why he is having a cold feet is because of the qualifications his inlaw asked him to provide for the processing of the job. His inlaw who happens to be a DSS staff asked my friend to bring his OND certificate and WAEC, whereas this my friend has HND certificate so he can work it for him as one of his state slots.

His fear is that his cadre in the DSS might be limited due to the certificate they requested for for the DSS draft.

He has his inlaw some questions but the in law got angry cos of his questions instead of explaining things to my friend so he can make his decision better.

What he needs help for are:
- Since OND was used to process this DSS slot, what are the limitations regarding this certification used?
- An idea of the salary of one that uses an OND to enter.
- Is it still advisable for him to resign from the bank despite entering the DSS with an OND?
- What are the projections of him moving up with ladder so he can use his HND qualification.

Pls, I will appreciate if your inputs aren't just limited to this questions I asked. Kindly share info that will seem helpful too.

Mods, pls help move to FP cos he has just today and tomorrow to make up his mind.

Cc; lalasticlala, Mynd44, Seun

Give me link to dss, plsss.

I just need to work as analyst.

casualobserver:
Did I complain? I just can’t help commenting on the workings of the brains of retards….quite fascinating stuff to see how idiots reason!!!

If people do not have a common stand with you in politics, should you then refer to them as retards??

buckeyemedia:
The whole South West, & entire Northern Nigeria, Abubakar Atiku will only win in Adamawa & maybe Sokoto State @ best.

He is retiring from politics finally next year.

So in your calculation, Tinubu a yorubaman will win SWest(Yorubaland) and Northern Nigeria, then Atiku a Fulani man will lose SWest and also lose Northern Nigeria(where he comes from).

This your calculation deserve manual reset.

expatinmalay:
Few months ago, I went to Singapore for vacation. I decide to take some pictures. Happy viewing

Pls show us pictures of Ashawo houses in Singapore.

casualobserver:
I don’t need to campaign. Tinubu has already won. I am so confident, I can even tell you the stupidity of your decision to vote Obi even before you do.

For the umpteenth time. Tinubu became president the day Obi left PDP and joined Labour.

The irony of all you Obidients is that you are the ones who will make Tinubu president!!!’

Then don't complain on easy street.

Realguyman1:
E be things

E be happenings.

bid4rich:
Do Super Eagles need to prove anything?

Let's see how the game pan out.

I'm sitting on the fence on top this matter

You are even trying to sit on the fence. Me I'm sleeping on the fence.

Can they welcome him this way in Anambra.










































































































































YES

Tonyebarcanista is my brother. We are from Rivers State. I have a statement of fact about him.

1) He is from Okrika LGA in Rivers state.

2) He is a paid Atiku supporter.

3) He was originally of the APC in 2015 and left due to stomach infrastructure.

4) If he sees a better offer anywhere, he will leave Atiku and port jejely.

5) He cannot campaign for Atiku in his native Rivers state. Wike will press his neck and the neck of his Ogas( Abiye Sekibo, George Sekibo, Farah Dagogo et al)

He is just a writer, writing for his belly.

Some people are blessed oh. Atiku is 75, looking far healthier than Tinubu who is 70.

God I pray for long life and an excellently good health to go with it.

Amen.

iLegendd:
My Compact doesn't show channel 203, 202, and two other important Premier league channels. Only compact plus does. Maybe, your case is different.

They've updated it oh. I'm seeing dedicated world cup channels now. Think they added them yesterday.

iLegendd:
They should rule out Messi, Ronaldo, Neymar, and Mbappe so that we won't bother watching the world cup or wasting 15k on Compact Plus sub.

Compact suppose show all matches na. Why waste money on compact plus.

Chelsea did Madrid dirty. Carried a completely depleted Hazard sell given Madrid, collect £100M.

Marina Granovskia can sell you a tree you planted in your compound.

Last last Na everybody dey chop breakfast. Literally.

Nigerian journalists and lack of professionalism.

You wrote a peice about private jets without including a picture of a single jet.

Jokers.

Sheistoopretty:
Wailings of a poor wretched simp turned Redpiller wannabe so ordinary rice and ice cream is what u couldn't pay for and u are here already giving motivational advises

All these BJRAN (Broke and Jobless Redpillers Association of Nairaland) boys sef

I have one thing to tell you. GROW UP!

I checked your profile pic. You fine

Shimmaa:
I met this beautiful innocent girl, she's so friendly and outspoken, she's 16year old.

I made my intentions known and told her I could nurture and wait for her after school, she loves me and I love her but sometimes I think of her age but then, I told myself I won't have anything to do with her until she's matured enough and probably after her school...but something just struck my mind to ask her if she's still a virgin and to my surprise, she said she's no more a virgin, I was shocked cux at age 16, I expected her to still be a virgin, tho, she doesn't look her age, she's way grown like an adult above 22...

I asked her how she got to loose her virginity and she said her jamb tutorial teacher invited her over to his place and he gave her alcohol and took advantage of her, I asked if they were dating but her response doesn't sound like they were dating and even tho they were, she's still underage to be taken advantage of.

I felt bad cux I believe the guy took advantage of her innocence.... now, I don't know if I should let it slide or report the guy for rape and forceful penetration of a minor...


What do you guys think
Note: I'm in mid 20s and I don't have intention to do anything like body intercourse with her, I just want to nurture and wait for her...

Bill O' Reilly.


Invite her to your house. Give alcohol. Then ask her hom many persons she has slept with.

The answer suppose shock you.

CheapHomes1:
Once again, another offpoint. What has race got to do with the discussion?

Pls what is "UEA"?

United Emirati Arabs.

CheapHomes1:
So much offpoint and contradictions.
Who asked you about nigerian superstar or celebrity? What has that got to do with what I asked you?

"Here in Nigeria your country". Hows it "here in Nigeria" for you yet it is my country?

According to you: "Till 2moro, it's always about respect of the law" but the same you is saying "who knows dunchi lar". If it will always be about law, what has knowing dunch lar got to to do with anything?

If you saying that "Till 2moro, it's always about respect of the law", then you have ended up contradicting yourself that a "celebrity guest will always be treated differently".

If Mayweather were white, you would have said becos Dinchi Lar is black.

Take up your matter with UEA legal department.

Bye.

Quasi-intellectual with his irrelevant write ups.

bssman406:
Her Name is Dinci Lar. And yes she is known in Plateau state.

Thanks for the correction. She can be known in Plateau, pls she shouldnt break laws anywhere on earth, so as not to serve jail time. Mayweather no be her level.

CheapHomes1:
Same thing we are saying: So now it's about who knows dunchi lar but then it was about 'she didn't respect the laws of dubai"?

Till 2moro, it's always about respect of the law. But celebrity guest will always be treated differently. You want to compare a brand like Floyd 'Money' Mayweather with Dinchi Lar?

Which Nigerian superstar and/or celebrity is of same pedigree/class as Mayweather??

Even Here in Nigeria your country, they will easily arrest you in your village for an infringement of the law while Mayweather will walk free.

Urheadmaster:


Over here in Germany.

You will Bleep mother and daughter and nothing go do you

Lies.

Simply say you are in Bayelsa.

CheapHomes1:
So now it's about who knows dunchi lar but then it was about she didn't respect the laws of dubai

My point is there are exceptions to the rules. Mayweather called Emirati royalty and they bent the rules for him ASAP.

Knowing yourself is the beginning of all wisdom - Aristotle.

WannaHowzit:
No need to have it put down when the community was forewarned to stay alert and inform the authorities of any sightings, which is what this rural community did - hence those Saturday photos.
The problem with your country is that you lack faith and trust in your authorities to respond, which is different in SA.

This statement is a fact in Nigeria. Also Nigerians love bushmeat, that is exotic animals that live inside the forest/grasslands.

dplordx:
Vote wisely

Obi ruled Anambra -- today they are cutting people head there and even threatening to kill the sitting governor
Tinubu ruled Lagos -- today, Lagos is the 7th Largest Economy in Africa, where millions of Anambra people are thriving while fleeing their Obi-tuorey region.

A choose who your next leader is.

Doesn't mean anything cos the security of lives and property lies primarily with the FG. The APC-led FG is a disaster. Who in his sane mind would want APC to continue.

feranmi143:
Yo fish, what does high rate of dolla have to do with things you got, mean most are planted/produced in nigeria

Yo Fish.. hehehe.

Kill person, sent condolence to the family.