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WannaHowzit:


He ruined my thread though

Bluefountain is a very beautiful city. Your country is beautiful. You guys should be proud of yourselves.

WannaHowzit:
AND I THEREFORE DECLARE MYSELF WINNER OF THIS THREAD COZ NIGGA HAS SINCE JAPARED FROM THIS THREAD.

AND I TAKE A BOW

Lolz, Kindergarten boy.

Tinubus protégé.

People like Abiodun is the reason Yorubas invented Magun.


Be I really wonder if a girl can pass a course and the lecturer will insist on sex before he awards her score.

BreconHills:
He can use we because his comment has likes and shares. It only takes two people to become a "we"

Nice one. Atleast he should have explained this.

Jakumo:
For the man to have FAILED to note from the woman's breasts and loose stomach that she had borne children, a few lashes of the cane ought to teach him small sense. If he never saw his potential bride without clothes before deciding to marry her, even more flogging would be mandated to TRY and impart even a tiny amount of rational thinking into the man's little pea-brain.

Not only would I never marry a woman with kids, but I would never date one in the first place. No matter how well-hung a man thinks he is, his tool will NEVER be as wide as a frigging baby's head, meaning that the concept of a tight snapper must be ruled out completely in the case of ALL mothers, with no offense intended at all.

Couldn't have said it better, Mr Jakumo. Why suffer when you can enjoy.

kenzysmith:
Bench includes: oliseh,balotteli,Beira,joey Barton,bartez, and they ask Jose morinho to be your assistant manager

Remove Suarez from that team. Pair Diego Costa with Ibrahimovich. Play Ronaldinho in number 10 position.

To avoid problem, give Ibra the captain band.

Finnbaloroficia:
Last month my girlfriend came visiting. She stayed for 1week. During her stay I broke her virginity. We had a lot of sex. Note that I'm very good when it comes to pre-intimacy.

So after her stay, this week we chat I discovered that she didn't enjoy the sex. It was more of pain than pleasure. Please house I want t know if it's the normal thing, because I wasn't happy that she didn't enjoy it.

Was it the normal thing. Is she going to start enjoying it very soon. I'm afraid because I had that some girls do not like sex, they don't enjoy it.

Please experienced people some help me.

How old is she??

Instead of you to manually reset her brain, you dey type English dey explain. God no go allow me born girl.

Ireportlive:
Did I mention your freaking name or as an adult you can't mind your business Mr troll

Shows you didn't get my point.

All I'm saying is Speak for yourself. Don't use we.

Why are Northerners like this. Since it is time to cheat by rigging elections, they have forgotten their Muslim religion and the teachings of Prophet Mohammed.

Ireportlive:
Ordinarily Seun's Nairaland as a tech company should win Seun international awards from Forbes, National award like OON and compete with Twitter, having Nairaland page verified with blue badge..

With people like Mynd44, Lalasticlala, Dominique, becoming internet celebrity with multiple endorsement as Moderators..

Sadly this isn't happening because some IPOB trolls have invaded this wonderful platform, you can't comment without them constituting nuisance about, they cancel comments insults strangers, derail thread, curse people, invade people's privacy using their family for propaganda and lies, committing crime hiding behind anonymousity


This is terrible and I hope they don't drive us all to twitter

Who is us all??

If you want to join twitter, feel free. Don't solicit for followers.

Messi1:
I broke up with this lady two years ago and forgot about her.. Since then she has never crossed my mind as anything important.

Last two weeks i saw a message popped up my WhatsApp from a new number, i replied and we started chatting. She has sent me "I miss you" and "I still love you" several times.

This girl said she wants us to get back together and her pushing me to get back to her is frustrating me.

How do I avoid this lady without hurting her?

Block her nau. Abi your WhatsApp version does not have block option??

Space for sale. Caveat Emptor.

Modified: Space now open. Food is ready.

Virginprincesss:
Yes I am scared into getting into a relationship because I don't want to lose my virginity
I am in my middle twenties
Is it normal or I am just overprotective
Can guys really go into a faithful relationship with me without sleeping with me
I need your advice

Hom much is in your account?

Looks like a motorable lawn mower.

humility101:
I met this lovely lady (30 yo) online 2 months ago. She is in Nigeria and I’m in the Uk. We have been actively chatting, phoning and having lots of facetime. She’s got all they qualities I need in a wife. She has also gone to see my peeps once and they said nice things about her.

I’m planning on wedding her this Christmas and she can join me immediately (UK can be very lonely without a partner) on a dependent visa.

But sometimes I pause and ask myself, I hope I’m not rushing this whole thing? I hope she is not pretending to be nice? I hope she truly loves me? I hope she is not seeing me as a means to japa? A lot of questions going through my mind. This is marriage and I don’t wanna make mistakes.

Advice me please.

This phrase" this is marriage and I don't want to make mistakes" is very laughable.

As if marriage is secret cult that you can't break away from.

Wow.

Hookup make sense, especially for guys that love to count census.

Ebi2233:
Ijaw is the third largest tribe

Ijaw is the 7th largest tribe.

Ijaws claim to live inside water. Ordinary flood (water) they start to cry and complain. As if flood is no longer water.

Ijaw people will love to exchange their terrain for upland, but no way. They have been pushed to waterside by others.

Make MEND dey mumu themselves dia.

PlayMaker14:
You are mistaking me for your Dad.

Maybe you are his dad, who knows

I'm desperate to know what her finace said to her to make her jump into the Lagos lagoon.

I want to say same to one particular gf of mine, so she can jump into Choba river.

ednut1:
Shebi dem say northerners no dey travel and rhey cant excel abroad

One hit wonder.

Munzy14:
Hope your room ventilation is ok.

Avoid things that can cause triggers.

As for sex, an asthmatic babe will do pia pia pia well well..no qualms.
Avoid heavy scents, cooking that involves frying with oil etc..Enjoy your Ifeoma.

Epilepsy is what you should be worried about if your partner suffers from it.

@bold, Guy Epilepsy?

I no understand why people dey hoard that tape?

How can we now confirm if its Douye Diri or not??

ElSudani:
I will shout "emilokan" anywhere on Yoruba soil and dare any Gringory Akabugu people to challenge me.

How do you know Gringory Akabogu??

You don old oh. Jesuu.

Awon Muslim-Muslim ticket.

Blueivyp:
CHIEF JOSHUA CHIBI DARIYE WROTE

APC says RELIGION does not matter but some people want Hijab to be worn in all Secondary Schools

APC says RELIGION does not matter but you cannot sell alcohol in some states in NIGERIA

APC says RELIGION does not matter but "Jonathan" was declared religiously infidel in 2015 despite not contesting to become an IMAM

APC says RELIGION does not matter but almost every notable Northerner supported the killing of Deborah. If RELIGION does not matter she would have been alive today and you know what, her killers and their supporters are all going to vote someone in 2023

APC says RELIGION does not matter in NIGERIA but we have a Constitution that recognises the CRIMINAL CODE in the South and PENAL CODE in the North

APC says RELIGION does not matter but HISBAH is a religious police backed by law and it's officers can arrest a normal police officer

APC says RELIGION does not matter but Leah Shuaibu was denied freedom because those that negotiated the release of the kidnapped Dapchi school girls were of different RELIGION

APC says RELIGION does not matter but a Northern Christian is bad for political business

APC says RELIGION does not matter but enact religious beliefs into our laws. If religious beliefs inspire the laws that govern us, then the influence of RELIGION shouldn't be down played

APC says RELIGION does not matter but a Christian woman was killed in Abuja because she was preaching close to a Mosque. Her killers are still walking around freely and will vote during the elections

APC says RELIGION does not matter but our government continues to sponsor pilgrimages to Mecca and Jerusalem every year

APC says RELIGION does not matter yet churches are set ablaze by those shouting "Allahu Akbar"

APC says RELIGION does not matter but NORTHERN NIGERIA will never support a Christian - Christian ticket for the presidency

APC says RELIGION does not matter but you cannot build churches in major places in Kano

APC says RELIGION does not matter but Sharia law exists


Please let this go viral. Nigerians need to understand this.

Spot on.

Rivers APC took Rivers PDP to court, praying the court to disqualify PDP candidates. The court threw out the suit for lack of merit, insisting APC has no locus standi to meddle in the affairs of another party.

Now Rivers PDP has taken Rivers APC to court and has its prayers answered.

Tell me a better definition of Judicial bias.

lhordspy:
APC having substantial votesnin Rivers state

Guy seriously I can bet you have never been to Rivers state before. If you know the amount of disdain we have for APC, you will rethink this your peice.