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onward4life:
Rubbish foolish stewpid dog no fit bark, attack or run from the forbidden snail speed serpent
(I hate snake sha)
If na to bite small pikin wey go buy kuli kuli d teeth go sharp

The Dog na bass stand dog!

From your post it's quite clear you don't know much about constrictors and snakes in general. Basically all snakes are stealth hunters, which means they employ deftly means to sneak up on unsuspecting prey. And believe me, the speed in which this otherwise sluggish constrictors attack, is such that would give even the super hero Flash a run for his money. The poor dog never saw it coming till it was too late.

Man, I was forced to stop reading after the part that he was left unattended to for 5hrs...five f.u.c.king hours!!! God I can't begin to phantom the pain he must have been in. We really do have demons in place of health practitioners in our hospitals. They always seem to have an excuse for their incompetence, blame the government for everything including their shitty attitude. Couldn't he have been given an anesthesia at least if things were really that bad? A lot of things need to change. Stories like this have become so common to the point of being almost normal. Things need to change,but most importantly a change in attitude

Papiikush:
You've got nothing to say.

She is prettier than you are obviously. So just shut your shìt hole. Na your mates don marry finish you still dey drag first to comment on nairaland.


We go put you for OLX Lass lass ni. Make I no even talk.

O my gawd! Bros that was savagery of the highest order...take am easy, you no know say women dey fragile? lol

GreenMavro:
This is why I just hate Nigerian Movies �‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

The # Nollywood movie am watching right now, A dead guy appeared on his funeral day to attack the guy that killed him but he did not see him, so he (the ghost) decided to sit and wait for him. And do u know what??
The women sharing the jollof rice at the funeral served him too and he is eating... �‍♂�‍♂�‍♂�‍♂

Ah ahn! Bros why u dey talk like dat , that one no be ordinary food na. No be party(funeral) jollof? lol

More like tried to fight off sleep...boring ass president

This has to be probably the most unexcited I've ever been about heading back to school, since my secondary school days.

HaneefahRN:
I have only had one such roommate.
We have to remind her to have her bath even while she is on, I can bet it she once didn't bath for almost two weeks straight, her bed is never laid and the dirt colour pattern is so disgusting, none of the other roomies ever sat on it, doesn't go to class, sleeps all day then borrow other people's make up by night to look good for the dunderheads that'll come look for her (Usually wonder how they cope with the smell in that corner, well, love is blind and has anosmia)
Never saw her wash for a whole session, you can see her clothes rotting outside the room. Soak clothes for ages till the water starts smelling.
Wash plate ke, my brave Bunkie had to wash her maggot filled plates for her once just to stop the stench that filled the whole room, thought a rat had died.

Then again she pilfers , borrows things without returning and through her hypocritical ways fueled a misunderstanding BTW friends.

Anytime I look at her I keep wondering how just one person could have so many bad attributes. Never met anyone that way, and she really spoilt the first impression I had of her of her b eing an OK person.

Well, she is pretty, I don't know if someone will decide to cope with her cos of that. Cos she is hard to change.

That girl is really nasty, but she's kinda lucky all guys aren't like me. Can't stand a dirty girl

Evaberry:
....


No surprises here.

I've been saying men are scum


When a man suddenly has a few thousands or millions in his account, he begins to feel he can control any girl or have sex with any girl, They lose their respect for women once that cash Starts coming in.

Men are indeed scum! Worthless piece of shiit

Would you quit it with this your biased generalizations!?...makes you sound dumb and bitter

It's now you know he's dirty, but when you were sucking his prick then you didn't know? mtcheww! yeye dey smell

This thread should've been aptly titled 'woman chooses to be stupid'...Forced my foot

CAPSLOCKED:

WOULD YOU STILL TALK LIKE THIS IF..
AS A TRADITIONAL WORSHIPER, I COME TO YOUR SICK AND DYING RELATIVE WITH MY IDOLS AND PORTIONS AND TRY TO PUT IT ON THEM AND MAKE THEM PROFESS LOVE FOR AMADIOHA AND OGUN?








I WAS AT A HOSPITAL LAST MONTH..
A DYING PERSON WAS BROUGHT IN BY THE RELATIVES, THE DOCTOR SAID THERE'S GONNA BE AN EMERGENCY OPERATION..

I DON'T KNOW IF ITS BECAUSE THE FAMILY DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY OR WERE JUST PLAIN STUPID, THEY OBJECTED.. SAYING THEIR GOD MUST WORK MIRACLES TODAY.

BEFORE I KNEW IT THEIR CHURCH MEMBERS WERE GATHERED AND MUMBLING ALL THAT TRASH THEY USUALLY MUMBLE WHENEVER IT'S TIME FOR THEM TO DISPLAY THEIR RIDICULOUSNESS.

SECURITY HAD TO FORCE THEM TO LEAVE THE WARD CUZ THEY WERE DISTURBING THE PATIENTS.


THEY CONTINUED TO PRAY AND SHOUT IN THE PREMISES... UNTIL THE DYING MAN DIED.

UP TO THIS DAY I'M STILL TRYING TO FORGET THAT EVENT.
IF I WERE THAT MAN THAT WAS LEFT TO DIE, HONESTLY I'LL WAKE UP SOMEHOW AND KILL EVERYONE IN THAT FAMILY.

Bro that's what baffles me about religious folks, I often wonder if they don't know how to make a distinction between a show of faith and that of absolute stupidity. I tire for my country, Rest his soul.

Gloria3389:
hehehehehe....
haters. .if u like talk say we be like Broom , na ur headache be that.....

I'm proud of my shankolo body to the core..you can't imagine how it has been paving ways for me...

if you are not ok with how someone else look...I think you have a problem loving yourself first....so...GO AND LOVE YOURSELF

he he...just wanted to see your reply hon...not a bad one by the way

Gloria3389:
29??
Small stature is the best. .
we rock!!

See dis one! dey there they decieve yourself...You think say assuming she no fit sing, anybody for send am? as she take flat like bonga fish. Better go find go find money wey you go take do breast and yash enlargement.

notoriousbabe:
They should not call it off yet,I want to get pregnant before going back to the campus

Bros I greet you!, because normal babe not fit yan dis kind tin

Criis:
Damn! Where are my books?

lol jejely left mine in school o...who get time to dey read for house

Anybody who has anything against M.I after watching this vid is a frigging slowpoke... Osagie was clearly the one who began the insult.

Okay boss we don know say u dey Las Vegas... thank you

7inches:
Na d only thing una sabi.
I dnt blame u shaa girls caused all these themselves.
See this tout i met the other day that was finding it difficult to express himself with simple english.


MODIFIED: for those of u quoting me and talking trash.. u are all fo.ols.
if u have working sense , u would know that this guy passed a bad messsage accross, he is an amabassador and his message can be so influential on youths who look up to him.

No american musician will make this type of comment.
In a sane country this stupid oaf would have been arrested for this comment, because its an insult to women.

Bro you clearly do not know the American music scene for which you appraise...They are the most irresponsible of the lot, especially the current artistes of the so-called "trap" genre

EmekaBlue:
Tiwa is just busy striking pose with all american music celebs. Sexy lady tho i no go lie...even after birth,.unlike most nigerian women wey go just fat full house with wrapper opening flat breast for baby to suck up and down,later they wonder y their husband cheat.

ha ha ha ha...bros u wicked o, but no be lie

ShawttySoFyne:
The shirt is ugly. so none

Babe your head dey there...frigging ugly!

subtlemee:
When she left did she seek our consent? Why then is her relocating back our concern?

Babe you correct! ...Abeg make person help me with dat Evra meme

Hier:
I love football. I love Jesus more

apologia, that picture is demonic. Its called discerning

I'm a Christian too, but I still don't understand how most Christians tag things as being 'demonic'...Like I really wanna know, what criteria must be met?

The funny thing about this, is that the story behind her condition could be entirely fabricated...That's Nigeria for you

Na beta miss be dis...in fact ,the guy play penalty enter throwing... See as him resemble charly boy lol

Divay22:
Why didn't you call me before coming...Zeriously
We are supposed to be welcomed, anytime and anyday whether informed or not.

Seriously!? I find unexpected visits quite annoying and rude most times...dunno why most lovers find it difficult understanding that at certain times their company ain't really needed

And who are you please?...Boeing 747 fall on you. nonsense!

Looking for a 6cell battery for my Dell inspiron 15(3521) model...based in benin

feldido:
Another Calculated Distraction


I'm beginning to believe that Nairaland is helping FG to distract us from the Fact that we are suffering in this Country

ha ha... no be lie bros

adonismuller:
deep down she still hates it...she is just trying to follow the

trend of self consolation...we all do that so we understand..




make she swear say she no go like change am....

Bro you couldn't have said it any better.

Mtcheew! locking of progress indeed...what a waste of padlocks

NwaAmaikpe:


Nice one.


His father used him for sacrifice to get this ambassadorial appointment

Bros can I ask you a question, hope you wouldn't take offence... but when will you have sense. oloshi !

TunezTV:
Nigerian singer, Korede Bello was not only scary to look at, his outfit also made him look like the clown at the birthday party.

Mavin records stars, Korede Bello and Dija shocked a young girl yesterday at her 13th birthday party. The celebrant was full of joy when they arrived and couldn't contain herself.

While Di'ja looked covered up as usual, Korede was showing off his woodin designers however it was a nasty sight. The mixed colours of his pants matched with his red shoes was too much colour even for a birthday.

The pointed joker jingle hat would have completed the clown look which we are sure, was what Korede's stylist was aiming for.


http://tunezmedia..com.ng/2017/06/korede-bello-awful-clown-look-to.html

No surprise here...na dem kukuma be him mate before