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Trust humans to quote something wise in order to justify their own vice... a prime example is the "spare the rod spoil the child" line often quoted by our folks for meting out their anger and frustration on innocent kids.

gabinogem:
She take style resemble pastor Chris oyahkilome

Guy! you just read my mind lol

BruncleZuma:

Rap wetin?

No be only rapper na chorister lol

Mtcheew! The guy just won show say him get money dats all... Make God give me money for breathing fresh air na...Like I ain't suppose to do that while I'm alive. Rubbish post!

CaptainGOOD:
i blame buhari

It's peeps like you that would go to hell and still blame buhari mtcheew!

mtcheew! see as most of them dey form say dem get sense...Girls would always be girls don't be deceived.

NwaChibuzor13:
So you don't know the difference between a shark and a dolphin. When we tell you to watch NATGEO or Animal planet, you'll opt for telemundo instead. Now look at you.

By the way I don't know what that preety girl is doing with such a ugly guy. I'd advice her to rather call off the wedding and look for a very rich and handsome igbo dude instead.

Bros he has money... so the question is do you have?

It's Bean Cake...Akara is Bean Bun

gbadexy:
The expression on the face of the ram in the pictures though!
Ram is bae

I suspect that pic was photoshopped jare...just look how 'stoned' the ram looks in the second pic

Why didn't he send Angels instead, if he really was a man of God. mtcheew! Useless thing

AgricSalt:
My guy. Listen to me very carefully, a man is one st heart. Though there are traits generally said to be manly, but none of them categorically defines a man.

A man is what you are. Your external body posture or movement doesn't mean you are less a man. No.

To help you more, go to wikihow and read some articles on what defines a man. You can also log in to jw.org to read some articles about body appearance.

Bros you just gave one of the shortest but probably the most impressive comment thus far...and for that i doff my hat

This man clearly lacks the knowledge when it comes to wearing appropriate underpants. He should've have worn briefs or panties(even though I detest those) at least.

MUMU! No be wetin their teachers say make dem talk?...Wetin concern dem with you, when you no be Tom & Jerry mtcheww! yeye dey smell

I'm an Arsenal fan...but I sincerely wish the opposite were the case

Learnt from experience never the to take a Lady's word on matters like this...This only shows to validate my conclusion

soberdrunk:
I understand they are in pain and just lost a loved one but i find it very awkward that they are blaming Davido a '24 years old' "boy" for a "35 years old" 'man's' death. Why will a 35 years old man be referred to as 'friend' to a 24 years old, in where i am from he wont even be able to call him by name......

Your point is just absolutely irrelevant to this case... So the whole world would've been better if it subscribed to some archaic and obsolete tradition of yours.

Billyonaire:
What if I told you, there are Human Beings who do not age and they live up to 6,000 years old and some do not even die, simply because they refused to believe that Death is inevitable ?

I guess you will not disbelieve me. I have met one, but I will not discuss further on the issue. I must obey the Law of Silence on this one.

hmmm

Billyonaire:
Only when someone dies we worry about Death and Essence of Life, but after the burial, we all go about our business looking for what to eat, drink and fucck without thinking of Death and the essence of life.

Who did this to us ? Whatever programmed the Amnesia is a clever entity.

That's just life man...at the end of the day,death is inevitable whether you choose to think of it or not.

NairalandCS:
Don't worry op, I'm Already frying.

Abeg remain my own o. lol

Tolexander:
You haven't taken your life serious, so I don't need you taking me serious.

Bros you're savage...every reply was a hit back to back!

jacyhelen:
No wonder they wont let Igbos Go?!

For real...I'm really tired of you tribalists SMH

You don get spirit wife? Haba bros, why you no tell me the wedding date make I for come chop rice. Mtcheww! I'm tired of reading all these rubbish.

DeutschJunge:
I just don't understand why they did not label this terrorist attack?
If the guy had something remotely pointing to islam, say his grandmother cousin sister-inlaw is muslim, that's how they would have done a biography already on the guy.


The way guns are easily accessible in the US is just scary, not just simple firearms but heavy weapons, i see all those black gangstas on instagram pose with their rifles, those guys can challenge Nigerian military with the kind of fire power the have.

You peeps should stop trying to garner any form of sympathy, like muslims are some type of prejudiced minority. Truth is, hope you get this analogy "If you hadn't cried wolf so much, ppl would still believe you" . As if stereotypes just come out of nowhere SMH

nairavsdollars:
Na because of your level... To Ambode's wife, it's chicken change

Bros this one no get anything to do with chicken change...Shey the Ankara na from heaven? abi the style wey the tailor wan for sew na style wey person never see b4...sometimes I just look at some items of so called luxury brands and just wonder if peeps aren't just being swindled cuz of their gullibility.

Deep

I dunno who keeps encouraging this people to live unhealthy lives. They'll seriously regret it at old age, if they even get to live that long.

Yuneehk:
Those entering the thread to see bweast would be highly disappointed

I'm telling you o.Warridis!!?

newsynews:
Life is not always about money. Some people are way happier with little money than those with 30 Billion.

If you are vexed that the post exposed Frog Voice, kindly admit it instead of diverting attention to who's rich or not. Richies is not the issue here, mr frog voice fan.

Can Davido perform with a live band without singing off key or getting tired after one song?

If you cant answer the question, then tell us which of your own relatives is better than wizkid's gate keeper.

Mtcheww! Typical broke ass response...I just laff at peeps who like to give that cliché and highly overused speech when trying to justify their current condition ...The truth is, there isn't any sense whatsoever in what the OP posted. Period!!!

uofa:
This is a very interesting topic.

FIRST FIGHT(PRY 5):
My first fight was in primary 5. I was just 10yrs old. i had a girlfriend in my class(or so i thot).We clearly digged each other.One day i observed one of my classmates called Adaka was chatting wit my suposedly gurlfriend....omo my eyes red.From that moment i get beef for that guy.Now in retrospect,i believe becos i gave in to the devil(bitterness and grudge towards adaka),it was no surprised one day we both had a minor quarrrel (i can't even recall what caused the quarrel o)and immediately i bounced on Adaka.Omo...adaka tall pass me o,but jealously and rage no de see height ni.I punched adaka.Omo little did i know that he waz a sickler.The next thing i knew adaka don faint o!Omo see confusuion.All man dey hola say i don kill adaka o!My older brother was in pry 6 and in the next classroom.Omo my amebo classmates run go yarn am say him younger bros don kill person!To cut story short,Adaka was resuscitated and i was suspended.

SECOND FIGHT: PRY 4:
Honestly i no fit recall what caused the fight btwn me and my older brother sef.Let me tell u a lil bit about my older brother.THen he looked fragile but dnt be deceived the guy was a mike tyson b4 he was born..he has so many victorious fights under his belt.My brother has this vicelike grip of death/neck choke that sucks out your breathing.The guy is dangerous!Anyway becos we were almost the same height and becos my neighbour's daughter was in the vicinity,i wanted to form big boi and i refused to listen to the holy spirit.Before i knew arguements/dissagreements between us turned to fight and i'm like i must demolish my bros in the ful glare of my neigbour's daughter whom i digged.People, no sooner did the fight begin,out of mercy and love my bros caght me in his grip of death.I saw my life flash bye quickly.And i did not knw when i asked the onlookers ''''una dey look us?una no go separate us?i'm about to die o!Thank God for neigbours with discernment.I was rescued and i went straight to the room to sleep.My sleep was very sweet that day!

3RD FIGHT:SS3
Basically there was this moslem friend/classmate i had(6 foot tall while me na 5ft,8inches tall) who was always mocking me and taunting me for no just cause.This faithful day we were cutting grass in school(boarding house) and as usual bimbola begin open him mouth to mock me.Before i knw, i ran to him,bounced on him and rained blows on his face.He could not even fight back

i have like 2 other sucessful fights after my 3rd fight...

MY LAST FIGHT IN LIFE - I WAS A BANKER HEADING TO CHURCH FROM HOME:
On this faithful evening, as i drove my then Air Conditioned, all white,alloy wheels, sunroof, 6 cylinder mitsubishi Sigma to church in my neatly dry cleaned white shirt....one 18 seater bus came from no where and ran into me while we were all caught up the traffic. I was enraged because i passionately detest seeing even the smallest scratch/dent on my car.Meanwhile i be leader for church o!Meanwhile na church i be dey go o!Beautiful people, b4 i knew it i ran to the bus,opened the driver's door and began to punch the driver!Now this was a friday nite,the bus was filled with women and men headed to a burial /wake keeping.As i rained blows on the driver for running into my choosiest property,a huge woman seating upfront in the front passenger's seat began to raise i voice and insult me...she called me a ritualist as that wld be the only explanation how a young guy like me could be dressed in all white in an all white expensive car. 2 women and one other man plus driver began to fight me at same time.i did not punch the women sha but i tried to punch all the men o!Suddenly i realised what i was doing,its as though i came back to my senses and i carry my self/body into my car and drove back home because them don tear my shirt buttons and my lip was slightly bleeding.

Ha ha ha ha... Abeg bros, no go kill person with laff dis night o lol

No Mr Timaya, don't think you' were tired of anything. You just couldn't resist the urge to be a grown ass temperamental b**ch like most peeps of this age whose strings are very easy to pull. Of whom social media has stripped off the highly mature virtue of "letting Poo slide". At the end of the day your reply wasn't needed, because the homie ain't popping. Peeps would always take sides with the popular one e.g Blackface versus Tuface

Is it just me or does the the pic of that oyinbo lady resemble that of a frigging psychopath! Guy run for your life!! lol

There's nothing a hormone charged teenager wouldn't do all in the name of L.O.V.E . Probably just tasted pussy for the first time